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Last time I did that, my legs gave way!!!!

Never again

If I can afford to, why not

^^ yes

Dat whiskey boi just dey on permanent high innit

Your Fiancé who is a pastor!
I like as you drop that! Gbagaun!

Go and sin no more! Gbagaun!

And I thought Nollywood has already written this story!!! Copycat!

Oh yeah, not forgetting the Gbagaun!

Seems like yesterday
RIP MJ

Yawn

Dygeasy: Based On What I Just Read Above, I Can Deduce You Both Haven't Begun Something Official. What You Have Is An Attraction You both Are Aware Of. There Is Something Here I want You To Take Note Of, He Thinks He's Got Bad Habits And Probably Because Of That, Doesn't Want To Hurt You. This Shows Someone Who Cares About You. He Knows He's Imperfect, Thinks His Imperfections Might Hurt You In Future If He Gets Involved With You. He Decides To Hold Back A Little, Probably Work On Him self, Make Himself A Better Man. Way Much Better Than Breaking Up Cos You Don't Like Some Things About Him. You never Can Guess How Bad Some Things Are About Some People. And I Know You'd Want To Argue About Him Not Talking To You About Stuffs Like That, Trust Me, its Not Everything About Us We're Proud Of. Don't Even Tell Me He Can Still Tell You Nothwithstanding, You'll Understand. Just Leave It. If He's Gonna Get Out Of His Shell, He Will. I'll Say You Let Him be. Act Normally. If Something Real Is Meant To Happen Between You Two, It Will. No Point Making Him Do Something He Feels He's Not Supposed To Do For Some Reasons. He Knows Why He's Holding Back And Its Not Your Job To Pry Into That. Focus On Your Kids. An Ideal Man Will Come. Cheers

Dang! You deduced all this from her coded write up
Are you the guy in question?? Lol just kidding

But good advice

This is my area of expertise . . . . . .

Let me go come, I've got to take my dog for a walk

[quote author=12 inches!]See, I'm mid twenties. When late twenties and early 30s ladies are after me is that right[/quote]Why won't they follow you, I'm sure you go around showing ur God given 12inches talent on display. Of course older women know what to do with your type of talent now

Marthakings: U Hurt Me More Than I Deserve. Is It Just Becoz
I Loved U More Than U Deserve? I was born the day I met you, lived a while when you loved me, died a little when we broke apart. Sweetheart, I was born the day I met U…. and died the day U left me...

I have heard of letter from the grave!!!

But from a dead ex !!!!!

According to 'pety pety' (don't even get me started on that name ) she is already dead.

My guy abeg ignore the calls and msgs o. Cept u want to join her in the land of the dead sha

Ehmm someone wanted a chewing gum that makes women sexually active

Can you give em a pointer

It's complicated

Words of the corrupted leaders!

A gum??
Ya sure its not a flavour of a co.ndom??

And as always the criminal ' otherwise known as the victim' in this case goes scott free, anyone querying why or he came about that much money in the house in the first instance!!!

Turn a blind eye eh!!

Can someone give me a reason why we should care about these 'reasons'

His Loss another man's gain

Gosh!

FKseun: Seeing how young you are, I now understand why there are so many childish posts/comments on Nairaland!

I take it your profile name is 'Literal'

I don't think he plays that way

Temptee101: Which of d dudes maam?

The one with the plastic bag

@op

Fail on the advert! I take it that was the reason you almost hid your face in order to get the plastic bag in the shot

Felixedigin: Hey guys is a scan i wanted to fall to it last month they will ask you to pay 5k in the bank account that will be drop to you. Guy is confirm scan well open your eyes well

The boi has spoken 'it is a SCAN' !!!

Let him who have eyes open wide!

Christmasdon: I hate to see black in the midst of Whites. Hit like if u support me.

What do I have to hit to not support!
Ignorant!

Who won it

Not so unique

How is that a joke

Lets hope it don't come opening your door soon

Yawn!

Pls send this to the bin, before it sends someone to jump off a bridge

Let us ask Nairaland

It's a mind over matter

I doubt if he is matured enough to understand this

As the poster(s) above me have said he should abstain from anything that will make him want to masturbate

He needs something healthy to focus on

And the news is

True2myself24: Why would a guy still be with a girl if he has 21 reasons not to propose?

Beats me