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Depot: Yes,i graduated wit 3rd c & i strongly believe that d paper will not determine my future.Its just a mere paper.

+1 here bros!

The smartest way to fly die

If the girl has not seen your pal's unclothedness before, let ur friend ask her a question about something around his down below or chest and see if the girl fails. this should be done in the presence of the lady's parent and police.QED!

jonathanyk: I did mine at Department Of Petroleum Resources, Yola, Adamawa state 2009\2010.......it was fun all tru....enough oil money flowing

Petroleum resources, Yola?? Am i missing something

dasparrow: I thought that was a good move. After all, DANA knew the plane was faulty and has been having problems through the week, and was advised that the plane should not fly. The indian manager told them that they should fly the plane all the same. That is gross negligence and if DANA had tried that in USA, their license will be revoked as well. Besides, most countries seldom give foreigners a business license to operate local flights within their country and domain including india. So, I think foreign Shrewd business men should not be given a license to operate in the Nigerian aviation industry. This is just my opinion.

OK o, now let the people that voted Jonathan withdraw their votes because GEJ has crashed Nigeria already. All powers of a President should be withdrawn from GEJ as well as his clueless cabinet.

HAH: Na children full NL set, I did mine in Osun state unity school 99 /2000

Take time o.

Bayelsa State Ministry of Education (Works Department); Yenagoa, 2002/2003.

DANA Airline Grounded, Demuren To Step Aside! Read here: https://www.nairaland.com/956023/flash-dana-airline-grounded-demuren

olawalebabs: A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley Motorcycle when he spotted a well-known
heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there, waiting for the manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey, Doctor, can I ask you a question?”
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened
up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, “So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix ‘em,
put ‘em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the
really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled, leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic, “Try doing it with the engine running."

Only the initiated will understand this.

100%......and I am serious, in my stomach.

purplekayc: Sure he's really crying ? Or wiping his eyes from d effects of smoke 4om d site?

And Gulfer here is also crying.I will keep crying for 3 days Presidents are supposed to be Supermen and not whimperers.

GEJ is under immense pressure as seen on TV. GOD please help GEJ. Amen!

This happened today and I am wondering 'WHAT' could have happened if it fell direct on the third mainland bridge.

Super1759: Why is that soldier laughing behind GEJ,is it fuNny? Mchewwwwwwwwwwww

He is laughing because he does not understand the enormity of the carnage. Either he is still with the mentality of war; he must have seen worse in his lifetime and is unable to live a real live again OR one of those politricksians said something amusing in the midst of other people's sorrow.

I had someone check this out and he has come back to say this is NOT TRUE-(Rumor from a depraved mind). Why would anyone start such a wicked rumor in these very sensitive times.

Seun: Thanks! We are committed to making Nairaland better for every Nairalander.

This is very good Seun. I love the auto section very much, what are you doing to help with a child-BOARD dedicated to DIYs, repair experiences etc that is different from the mother-BOARD that has been overran with advert.

ndidibabe: While driving to work this morning, i saw a dead man on the brt lane of the Maryland/Yaba road. Probably, he was hit by a driver. I think the driver should have tried to rescue him and if dead, should have taken the dead body to the police station but my friend who was in the car with me thinks otherwise. She feels that the way most pedestrian cross the highway is absurd and that the driver might not be at fault. If the latter is the case, she thinks the innocent driver might be punish unjustly by the police since there were no cameras monitoring the incident. Somehow, i tend to agree with her but how easy is it to kill someone and run away? What is your opinion?

Your friend has spoken wisely, listen to the voice of WISDOM.

Just What it says. You would have expected the Aviation minister to say something in the neighborhood of that!

RIP Mama, tell AWO what Nigeria has turned into!

Predictable as always! Hope the aviation minister will travel in another Dana Air Aeroplane.

I can imagine GEJ's statement on this, I'd be disappointed if i hear nothing from him.

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Why the silence.

Now we are getting somewhere, is it a figurative expression or not; the APPLE or SEX?

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House: Ilupeju - Extremely bad; no signal.
Church: Yaba / Sabo - Very poor and fluctuating signal.

Seun has provided the sen email function now, so use it to initiate private communication with any you are besotted with.

Why una no check me and ma baby out na?

papatosibe: ^^^

"The basic situation in this fable is of a man and his son who are accompanied by their donkey and meet constant criticism from passers by of the way it is used or treated by them. The story's purpose is to show that everyone has their own opinion and there is no way one can satisfy all. There are four or five different elements to the story that are ordered differently according to version. When both walk beside the donkey they are criticised for not riding it. When the father rides, he is blamed for making his young son walk; when the son rides, he is blamed for leaving his elderly father on foot. When both ride, they are berated for overburdening their beast. In later versions the father then exclaims that the only option left is to carry the donkey on his back; in others he does so, or father and son tie the donkey to a pole which they carry on their shoulders. This action causes general mirth and has an unhappy outcome, resulting in the donkey's death through one cause or another."

I always knew Obey got it from somewhere. Very typical of Nigerians to steal other people's ideas. Thank God for internet people like OAM4J for don dey call Obey genius.

Obey translated this to his own language and used it in a song.Shikenna, did you read the Wikipedia as directed? FYI, Obey did not claim to be the fable's originator.

naptu2: The miller, his son and the donkey is a widely dispersed fable, number 721 in the Perry Index. Though it may have ancient analogues, the earliest extant version is in the work of the 13th century Arab writer Ibn Said. There are many eastern versions of the tale and in Europe it was included in a number of Mediaeval collections. Since then it has been frequently included in collections of Aesop's fables as well as the influential Fables of Jean de la Fontaine.


http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_miller,_his_son_and_the_donkey