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Seriously. . .
Is garri now goin to be cheaper in Pracout?
Is any of this lAdies goin to be in d ministry of garri related affairs?
And hw is d "garri cliff" negotiations been hostd by PHC goin?
This are the things I want to knw

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viperman: [U]MILEAGE: [/U]: 99,500miles

is dat nautical miles?

Does it have onboard navigation screen biko?

@ovie
Dude I like ur biznes style, thousands of enquires, u treat em all witout bitchn. U undastnd d biznes principle dat frm 1,000 enquires, somtimes only one concrete deal sails tru and if u f.uck evry1 up u might not knw who wulda been dat one concrete deal.
If ur biznes is legit den mor gaddamn grease to ya elbows men.
Word of advice though bro, for evry delivery u do, post pictures of the cars on the nigerian side. Also have clients help u with recommendations(testimonies?). Nigerians r serious doubters(skeptics), no one wants to fall mugu men(my humble self included) so dis will help ppl see dat u do deliver. Hoping to do biznes wit u soon.
Gunpoint

1997-1999 model bro, dats nt a 2000

Some toyota years models have tranny issues, see link for details
http://m.topix.com/forum/autos/toyota/TGGE7144BGETEBJ2E

In those years the crv is better as a used car

What year models are we lookin @?

Mileage and location?

deekee: 4.7m

Hmmmm. . .
Dats truly destressing men

Wats d meanin of distress sale?

Manual or auto?

Brov, were is agidingbi? Dnt knw lag so well.

Topruby: Gunpoint, The vehicle is still available... hope am safe sha

Hahaha
Dnt wori, I can't bite.
I lik d car sha. Location?

Carmy 2000 auto gear
Carmy 1998 auto gear
Corolla 2001 auto gear
Prices in naira plz

ologuso: Toyotal Corola 2003 Model is 3.4M franc CFA here at Lome while 2005 Model of the same Toyota Corola is 3.9f franc CFA. Thanks

Hw much is dat in naira brov? And hw much to get dat to one's door step, duties inclusive

Mileage?

@Op
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Is this sold?

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Bros, u nor reply again?
Man dis is 2012, ppl nw knw all abt dis sh.it scam

Bullshit scam. . .

Minex007: Wats d car problem?Because every used car seller is selling because of a bugging issue.

My broda, you hav spoken a profound truth! Wish som1 had told mi dis wen I went to buy my 1st nigerian used car, my eye see pepe.

Femak, if u luk @ d fotos, it does luk lik d rear area of the driver's side is dented. Confirm?

@seller
Wow, u try oh, I wrk in a bank(as a gateman) nd iv seen dis tins go 4 a mil plus, why is urs dis cheap? Is it stolen frm a bank? Hope dis isn't d one dat went missn frm my branch oh?

Xtians shuldnt take dis lying low! Catch the nearest muslim, ask him/her the price of garri for market(in place of muslims asking xtians to recite a verse from the Koran) and if he/she isn't sure of the price then slit there throats! Christ demands it!!!

I don't mind been breastfed myself

Kindly note dat N5,000 has since been withdrawn. Apologies

Mtchew. . .
Spare parts market, and here I was thinkng the fake solider went to check the current price of garri in the market sef.

If na garri dem dey talk about nw una 4 don rush full dis topic!
@op, instead of sayin binder full of women he shuld hav said basin full of women no?

Received xactly as described by chief fhemmmy, minister of auto affairs of nlnd.
Dint knw dis guy frm jack, read his profile, calld him to seal a deal for a small car and he shipped within a wk.
So dis is my take of the guy, I wil call it reasons to do buisness wit fhemmmy.
1)He is a great communicator. Evn though it was jst a smal car, he calld mi countless wit updates
2)He wil price u a great deal.
3)He's terms r great, I doubt a bank sef can match it.
4)Timeliness. Wen he says u wil get ur car in 8wks u wil get ur car in 8wks(canada far sha)
5)He is very trust worthy. Its rare in d world of 2012 talkless of Nigeria to find som1 u hv nvr met, commit mony to the the person and hav the person keep their end of the bargain. Fhemmy does.

I have read many horror stories of preorder on nlnd, bt havin don buisness wit dis guy I can finally say its nt all doom and gloom.
The car had a few dents sha but I gues its a 96carmy so dats expected.
Fhemmy, I hail oh

whats funny Rashidi?

My fellow nairalanders. Like the late afrobeat legend Fela said and I paraphrase, "garri no get enemy". I find nothing wrong with enquiring as to the current market value of G4oxide. Seun isn't even a real humanbeing, he is just a creation of the matrix to subjugate you into not recognising what is real and what is the matrix. This matrix's Seunbot is part of the great conspiracy lead by people like Mitt Romney trying to subjugate the middle class of America, trying to take garri off their tables.
Like the oracle said, know thy self(or some bullshite like that), if the current price of garri is the truth that will set you free, then by all means enquire.
By the way, given the current ramblings by the emir of CBN, and been the financial military guru that I am, you really should mark to market the current price of garri as against the one you are hiding in that sack in you abode in okokomiako.
Then again there is the issue of the impending bombshell of N5,000.00!!! Sincerely, isn't anyone else as worried as me that it really will affect the price of garri as a tradable commodity vis a vis crude, gold, copper and other such stores of wealth?
If anyone isn't concerned about the price of garri, then daftness is more widespread on nairaland than I thought.