₦airaland Forum

*sits bac to consider which of dis boys to slap nxt*
*decides to slap dem all*
oya!
all of u line up!

okokomeji:
@Platiumnk…. It all depends on where the animal comes from, not necessarily got to be in ZOO to enjoy good life.

Animals are categorized in two ways: Pet and hunter!

If you want pet animal, no matter how big or looks it might be, it’s still a pet. These are the animals that destine to be great on earth and even sometimes enjoy and achieve way more than human. Example is either Bush or Clinton’s dogs. They flew around in Air Force one which some human take the dream of a lifetime to touch. They can be found in Lekki, VI, and Abuja in Nigeria. These pets in Nigeria tend to be aggressive sometimes, when you are poor and walked around their owner’s mansion. They would be barking you off through the gate. They will be like “Thief, thief and thief—our boss told us to chase you off and anybody loitering around here and we don’t want to see you; if you don’t leave I will call my other pets to jump on you. You could feel their strength and energy because they never missed three square meals a day. They only eat cow fetus with other supplemented foreign foods.

On the other hand, the hunter animals can be found mostly in rural parts of Nigeria or in Ajegunle and Agege parts of Lagos. The ones in rural areas only used to catch games and their best food is human faece; since usually they don’t have water system toilet in rural areas, this plays to the advantage of rural animals. Where ever they go there is merriments, faece hanging around the streets, that’s why you often find them with Bigger-ass pot belly.

In Ajegunle, animals are on different part of world. When you see a four storey building, due to weaken foundation has turned to a storey building. Then, you keep looking at the one of the wonders of the world. The dogs over there will just come out and start singing and barking—though in a friendly way, “na wa oh, na wa ohhhh, this one no surprise you, me self never chop oooo oga.” The Agegunle hungry dogs are so fertile, on first birth, they can have up to a dozen puppies. Then the owners named the puppies after all the strong ancient gods. They put scarecrow across their necks and names like Chineke, Shango, Shigidi, mami-water, obatala and Lucifer are common. Hold on! If you see Lucifer name written all around an animal and you remember the pretty saying that “whoever wants to dine with Lucifer must have his spoon 20 feet away.” Then, you must be scared that danger is looming around if you steal it. I just laugh my butt off, why? Because in other parts of the world where GPS has paved ways to track anything on the face of earth and beyond, some people still believe in names of obsolete gods attached to scarecrow will track their animals.

lol. . .
evn frm a constantly frownin Field Mashal, dis kid is crazy funny

cbase:
Rogue Militant

*frog jumps d m.u.m.u all d way dwn 3rd mainland bridge*
bloody civilian!

Gabry:

yes!
dats mor lik it!
dat wz 4 ur insubordination!
*dashes her 7 headbutts*
dats 4 ur wacky sense of humour!

*draws v3nom4eva's face closer to kiss d goat*
stupid boy!

ehie:
;Dhaha

*slaps her straight away!
shut up!
kneel dwn!
hands up!
close ur mouth!

*burns d buffday cake nd takes d instigator (gabby) of dis illegal gatherin outside to roll in d mud*
nw get up!!!
left right,
left right,
left right,
left right,
left right,
left right,
left right,
left right. . . . .
bloody civilian!!!

spikedcylinder:
Some people might appreciate the joke.

*dashes her 3 knocks*
wat does dis luk lik to u?

chasy16:
lol, u people here are damn funny

*dashes her 17 quick slaps*
bloody civilian!

wats dat sayn again?
if it sounds too gud to b tru. . .

*stuffs salt in2 his nose*
sniff it!
SNIFF IT!!!

said u luk cute!
twz a compliment, y wuldnt u jst say tank u!

v3nom4eva:
@clem

make i free am. . .his not worth it. . .don't wanna stain my suade prada

*uses prada to wipe d congo jungle mud off my military boots*
*dashes him 2 slaps 4 bin so cooperative*
stupid boi!!!

clemcykul:
ensure u do

clems!!!
u r excluded frm d current amnesty on offer!
u i wil hunt til i find, den i wil hv u excuted on NTA!!!

mykali:
gunpoint . . .lol, i thought he left with the rest of his buddies.

ituen . .
saucekid . . .
tufe . . .
migines . . .
holythug . . .
jeovy . . .
none of them come around here again

u wer due to b hangd last wk, y r u stil postn on MY land?

werabts--
ituen-commander of my somali forces(receivin treatmnt 4 a broken blabla in thailand)
tufe-shot dead whil tryn to get in2 nytnurse's undies by my galant forces
migs-last i heard wz in d uncharted regions of d 9ja-delta, bt we wil find him nd he wil pay!!!(cant rmbr wat 4 nw exactly, bt he has to pay)
holythug-faild T.B jousha apprentice africa, tryn out guru maharaj apprentice ibadan nw(nd wil fail again)
jeovy-jeovy-jeovy--undergoin a 3yr sucide bomber militant trainin 4 me in swat valley for 1 sucide mission to warri, tompolo's camp 5(no b only dem get explosives)

who else do u wana knw abt?

*pulls migs closer nd gives him 73knocks in 59secs*
(new world record again)
stupid boi!!!

if i wer a roach, i'd stil tak ova d world!
anyhw u luk at it, u stil dnt stand a chance all of u!

*abbygyal servin her punishmnt*
serves u ryt!!!
by d way, u do luk stunnin in dat picture!

*drags her ova nd exposes her left breast 4 my 1 of congolese baboons to suck*
nw stay lik dat 4 3hrs!
dats ur punishmnt 4 2dy, try dis 2mrw nd i myt nt b in such a charitable mood!

@v3nom
com here boy!
*dashes him 17 bac hand slaps in 16.5secs(a nu world record)*
serves u ryt!

wats dis?
ppl hvn fun?
wat?
NO FUN ALLOWD ON DIS FORUM!!!
all of u line up 4 firing squad!!!

i am anytin bt funny, and 4 ur insolence u r hereby sentenced to 6wks in my katsina gulag wit option of 12wks bla bla wit my newly aquired congolese baboons!!!

if u r on nlnd, den i own u, u and all d rest of u!!!


therefore i can do wat i plz wit u!
i wuldnt dare compare mysef to d 19century greats lik Napoleon, Ivan d terrible, bt in dis times, i come close!
beware!!!
   

Abbygyal:
besides no one dey oppose u so abeg chill

if u wil nt oppose mi(which u wuld fail in anyway), den u must band wit mi!
join mi and i wil mak u a general as i did odas is a time of splendor nt so past ago. .
wat say ye?
WAT SAY YE?

dis is wat happens to ppl who oppose mi
   

clemcykul:
@gundust
u dey crase, welcome back yeye thing lol

tank u clems,
u wil stil b excuted 2mrw as ealier arranged

blissieng:
he he he, ha ha ha, bua ha ha

life don spoil! who be gun point? dey dere dey make mouth o. Na by the name?

comot make we see road o jare! Roma d Lama see dis one, him/she no talk o.

If na me na . . .

Nonsense n ingredient.

hmmm. . .
young lady, bliv mi, u do nt want to ram wit mi, doz who tried it, dey r gon long nw!

its a pity d decadence nd indiciplne dat has bcom d hallmark of nlnd,
i apologise to d normal faithful ppl of nlnd who hv missd my rule, normalcy wil soon return, i so solemnly swear. . .
Viva!
VIva!!
VIVa!!!
VIVA!!!!
VIVA LA GUNPOINT!!!!!!

u wil!!!
soon enuf, u wILL!!!

CLEMS!!!
tell her who i be!
hw nlnd trembled at d sound of my name!
hw i had seun(d 1 d same) beggin 4 his dear puny life nd freedom!
hw migs, saucekid, ituen nd urself ran at d sound of my sirens!
hw lolababy, nytnurse, tyty nd ibkaye beggd to b d pretty damsel at my side at all times!
does wer d days, nw puny posters lik u com out to challenge mi?
hw times hv changed. . .
bt i wil take bac wat is rightfully mine, nlnd nd evrytin nd evry1 in it!!!
VIVA LA JUNTA!!!

Abbygyal:
u alright?

nvr heard of d legend of GUNNY?
no wonder.
Right, nw kneel dwn, hands up, close ur eyes nd crawl to mi here whil sgt saucekid wips ur fat ass to amendability!!!

ok!!!
if u can com bac, den i can too. . .
clems, u hv bin a bloody civilian nusiance as usual!!!
lemi gues, u took a brief tour of tompolo's training(hide outs in guinea da republique?)
u wil all b court-mashalled!!!(soon as i get bac frm my lovely vac)
LONG LIVE JTF,
LONG LIVE NLND,
VIVA LA GUNPOINT!!!
      

d stupidity on dis tread is of d lik dat i hv nvr encounterd anywer b4,
u realy tink any1 can stand againt d fed govt?
u realy tink so?
nd wen d govt is seeminly brought to its knees nd som mad Major in d army takes ova again, wer does dat leav us?
is democracy a licence to madness?
wer wz mend unda Abacha?
its alryt ppl, im far and safe enuf away frm it all, bt mark my words, a lot of u posters wil die in d event a civil war breaks out, or members of ur family wil.
hv u evr seen wat a landmine can do?
in real life?
k, i hv, and it aint pretty. . .
b careful wat u wish 4, somtimes u jst myt get it!!!