₦airaland Forum

iteun. . .     
i'l hav u knw MJ wz one of my few bt tru loyalists while he wz wit us,
infact he rose to d envyable rank of Staff Sgt in my Operatic forces division!
so, i demand 4 u to remove dat insultin picture frm nlnd!!
it insults nt only my late Staff Sgt, it insults all members of my forces. . .
if memory serves u ryt, u wil rmbr d days wen i breezed tru nlnd, lik a Field Marshal inspectin d spoils of war and trampled on d liks of Seun nd urself at d nlnd HQ. . .
do nt bring doz days bac!
remove d offensive picture nw!!!
i giv u 2hours, 43mins and 11secs to do d needful,
count dwn begins. . . . .

u see nw?
i nvr let my own soldiers dwn, nvr hv,
ask turkey, ask clemcy, ask ituen, ask ibkaye. . .
so suicide bombers, u want realy work?
u want real rewards?
com wrk 4 GUNPOINT!!!(General to you)
so equlibrium, hand ova d union president's contact or else

clemcykul:
@gunpoint
i never get your time, yeye general wey no dey baff

@clemcy
ur loyalty to my regime is seriously in doubt,
do i nid to court marshal u again?

@mykali
Dat yessah, is it 4 mi or 4 d moderator? Cos if its 4 mi, den u r addressn mi lik i wz a civilian, r u a bloody civilian? Ans mi!

*aside 2 clemcy*
(u knw i hate bin calld gundust, u knw wat dat does 2 my psyche, dnt spoil dis 4mi or else u'l get it hot!)

. . .nw wer wz i? . .
Yes, wats d progess report on our firin squad 4 dis wkend?

@jeovy
Its a new yr, i'l let it slide. . .
Dis once. . .

emm. . .

mcnepow:
@gunpoint. U get badddd mouth, i dey feel u!

*promptly backhands him 4 him left eye*

hw dare u speak abt my mouth so off handedly?

ibkaye:
Ten years later, goodness

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@kevin-11
its lik u to try to derail progressive meanful martial discussions on nlnd. . .
frm your profile picture if dat is really u, u sim lik u wuld do 4 a gud gift to one of my top Major.Generals. . .
or mayb i culd mak u my minister 4 nlnd(musin). . .
na. . .
your probably a seun freak!
u wil b shot (soon as i find dat damn turkey again)

@clemcy
as your 1st duty in office, round up Ben-10(aka kevin-11), find turkey nd iteun nd hv dem all publicly executed!!
oh, whil u r @ it, shoot urslf too, i nid to test your loyalty to dis regime!
Nd find princessca. . .

@clems.
I already hv a job! A gud 1 @ dat.
I round up ppl lik u nd shoot dem!
Nw mak up ur mind clemsy,
R u wit mi or for mi?

U knw clems, dat nvr realy crossd my mind. U r hired! Ur nw offical incharge 'new discipline methods' in my regime, it goes d d rank of Lt. nd of cos u cant reject!

lukin @ur profile picture, u wnt mak a gud foot soldier anyways,
wen d revolution is complete, ppl lik u will b shot publicly!

DIS ONCE I'L GIV U A SMILE

bt ders so much decadence on nlnd dat dis wil b such a tough yr 4 mi nd my boys,
i realy am bac, nd i xpect d same level of respect i got b4 my sojourn to somalia.
r u wit mi?

jeovy, u r nt shot yet?

on who's authority do u do dis?
hunh?
   
dis is d jokes section damn it!
hw times hv changed since my last time here!

sam!!!

WER R THEY?

u wana do wat?

nuzo:
And which way did Ribadu go?

saw him on his way to oshodi dis morn. . .

do zenith. . . .
it'l do u wonders, same 4 oda hauz peeps, price is gona fly soon, real soon. . .

in my world, der is no fence, i knockd dat dwn a long time ago!
since u claim to b sittn on d fence, dat means u r on d oda side nd wil b treatd as such!
u wil b SHOT along wit all dem oda coup plotters!
bt i'l do u a special favor as u havnt don much harm, u can choose wer u'd prefer d bullet.
btw d eyes?
ur left testis?
jst doz 2.
so which wil it b?

Jeovy:
very funny gunpoint

hmmmmm. . . .
r u 4 mi or against me?
cos in my world der r only doz 2 kinda ppl.
which is u?

parki:
gunpoint so u still dey so

hw the war for afghanistan abi na iraq una go this time

ol'fabol?

romade:
he'll be back

*drives my tank ova d infidel nd luks to my driver*
wz dat shit we drove ova?

ur 1st duty, shoot romade's left testis!

*walks in2 guardroom nd pisses on him*
u telmi, or aint we hospitable enuf 4 u?

*wipes a tear frm one eye*
beautiful!
u r hired!
designated my national reconciliation officer.
ur duties include bt nt limited to seein to d daily excution of my enemies!

tytylayor:
wahala wa o

*promptly odas my Iguana (named sam-milla) to rape her*
yes!
yes!!
YES!!!
DATS HW TO DO IT!!!

clemcykul:
*whips off his mosquitoe like hands* now buzz off

*tinks abt it, cals d Ayatollah nd requests 4 clems blabla to b cut to short sleeve instead*
dat wuld teach u!

Ben20001:
wetin she do you? dis wicked thing

*quickly arranges for his excution*
in ur nxt life, sharrap unless spoken too!

spikedcylinder:
And I'd care beacause. . . .

*tinks abt it 4 9secs den dishes her a nicely aimed knee in d belle*
bloody civilian!

clemcykul:
breathes freely***

*promptly slaps him*
dint u jst hear u shuld hold dat ur stinky breath?