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Fattprince23:
These are not jokes, they are called humor and I find them funny though. It's takes deep understanding to find them funny.

I think they are jokes for white people.
Which one is egg cracking lol

I asked Meta AI for some jokes and they gave me these dry jokes.
I don't understand these jokes at all

Fattprince23:
Yeah, I've read somewhere that in Islam it's bad to drop your father's name for your husband's.

For real?Just hearing that for the first time though.
So what is the right thing go do then.

Mariangeles:
If she had children with her late husband, she can decide not to change her name.
If she decides to remarry...
In any case, it is up to her to decide whether to drop or keep the name.

Okay. That means 8ts up to her to change the name or not change

EmperorIsaac:
Even while he is alive, she can choose not to bear his name. Core Northern women bear their fathers' names even after marriage.

Ok that means that it is not compulsory so why do ladies now change their names immediately they get married.

MightySparrow:
I have not thought about that. I think, the name should be changed since death and divorce are the official ending to marriage.
But marriage still transcends death because of love that is involved. Whoever wills, could do that if the society will take it lightly with such act.

Lawyers in the house should be able to guide us on what the law says about this in Nigeria.

What does the law in Nigeria say about name change of a woman that just lost her husband.
Will she continue to bear his name or change to another name and at what point should she change her name.

RollinTNDA:
My point is
You are good at punting draws. STICK TO IT!!!
Before you post other punters games.
First drop your OWN games first..

That is what people followed you for...

Then if you decide to share all the punters in the world you can share their games

But at least drop YOUR OWN DRAW PREDICTIONS THAT MADE PEOPLE FOLLOW YOU. Thank you.

Maybe because you have not been following me as I can't even differentiate between my draws and my straights which is stronger.
Draws are very risky and I don't just drop it like that as I have to take time to research on it before dropping.
If I think the draws are not good enough, I won't drop.

Alot of people complain that if a woman is heading you or heading your work place that you are in for a long thing as shishi you will not see as they are programmed not to give .
Some guys have even resigned from their work or work their posting out if they see that a woman is now heading.
One of my friend who is a guy who was working with a female commissioner in those days was always carrying her hand bag along with her if she was coming to visit some political appointees.
There is also a lady that will always tell her male workers to go carry her hand bag if she just stepped into the office.
I think this attitude is very wrong but it seems it's common among these female sex.

Eseka is one of the best punters here and sometimes I do share his games too.
The fact is that two heads is better than one and no one knows it all.

RollinTNDA:
Then why post another person game for your own telegram group??

Omo these kids no just sabi at all😂😂
Naso I check for him game this morning
Only to see he share Amber game.
Amber wey dey cut like water😂😂😂

@guobe If you want to create group.
Atleàst be original and punt your games there.
Instead of copying other punters.

The reason I left his group is I followed baba because of his draw games.
But the kind rubbish games I see for him posting on telegram. I just dey wonder 😂😂

Can't wait for league to start make I show these kids how it's properly done.
You don't give your followers anyhow rubbish games you got from Twitter..

Me na Draw or over 1.5
And that's what I'm good at
That's what I will give my fans daily..

Instead of giving them Twitter games
Then why did I follow ur group😂😂

Just find a niche you good at and punt.

Like I said before, if guobe drop draw
That one go sure pass.. The rest na trash

No punter is an Island and even the worse punters have their pay day.Also no game is useless as you can edit it or even bet against it if you know your onions.
On twitter punters do repost the games of other punters as it is just like sharing games of other punters on telegram.
People have won with the games of other punters that I have shared before.

helinues:
I can make unpopular opinion to be popular.. I can do that confidently

Hmm interesting,but alot of people can do that too,so do you think it is unique.

Being inventive is big business anywhere in the world.
What can you do that nobody else can do or is very rare to be done ?

liveyourlife007:
Bro drop your WhatsApp make we brainstorm

You can always catch me on my signature.
I do drop my games in those channels

ispreloaded:
which yr?

I don't mean me getting it but other people have on over 200k odds.
For me 2 or 3 have cut my 200k odds but won the combination bet.

Reloadedisraelp:
200,000 odd 🙄🙄 ..HV u seen it since u started punting?

Yes I have

Peterzoom20:
All those guys wey dey use 2h chop all those millions nko. E dey come just that it's rare cause of the smaller chances of it winning.

Yes it is

Peterzoom20:
Congrats boss, more wins.

Thanks Peter

Reloadedisraelp:
u should HV Target million winning with dat odd ...even sportybet slf go do Thanksgiving for dat payout... Why u nor share me the game? .
..I for Don turn millionaire by now

Lol sportybet de always bleed from my hand and will continue bleeding.
Still focusing on my target.

USA, IRAN,ISRAEL,RUSSIA, UKRAINE, PALESTINA,ALL THESE COUNTRIES HAVE NO SINGLE HUMANITY IN THEM BEHAVING LIKE BIG BUSH BABIES KILLING HUMANS LIKE RATS INCLUDING NEW BORN BABIES IN THOUSAND FOLDS OVER LITTLE DISAGREEMENTS THAT CAN BE RESOLVED AMICABLY LIKE MEN.
SHAME ON THEM.

Reloadedisraelp:
ahhh on top 2h ...I nor fit see this kind game 3k odd damn

It's possible to win 200,000 odds if the games go as planned.
Impossibility is nothing.

Samueltemi337:
Congrats

Thanks Samuel

JAOS:
Congratulations

Thanks

NOTORIOUS100:
Congrats sir.
Bless your boy, put a smile on my face

Thanks............. I appreciate........ .. To God be the glory........ . As we are all blessed

Currently teaching the bookies some good lessons

Verbtips:
e be like u just come back from abroad, well welcome home 😂😂😂,who wan change am,a man once said Nigeria is to rich to be poor and to poor to be rich 😂

It can be changed if they really want to by doing the right thing at the right time.

Back in the days,almost all the Ajekpako kids had thesame type of tease they used on each other.
Some people can tease and had resulted in the person he is teasing to cry.
One of the most popular teasing way back was with your scatter scatter teeth like Russia bullet. 😆.
Others include you are gbogbo cigar and you are licking my y..sh.lol
There are more.
If you remember more add yours.

I want the Nigerian football professional league to be among the best in Africa and even in the world as I am not impressed about the present standard.
For almost a decade now,it has been difficult for Nigerian clubsides to qualify for the group stage of the lucrative African champions league because the standard of the Nigerian league has fallen greatly.
Most of the clubs in the Nigerian league are being run like a village club meeting and this should stop.
The soccer clubs in Nigeria must be run professionally and with global best practices.
About 3 years ago I complained that most of the Nigerian club sides don't have a functional website and till today nothing has been done about it.
All clubs should be made to have a functional website and I am not even sure if the Nigerian professional football league has its own website.
If the Nigerian professional league does not have its own website so how do you expect the clubs under it to have their own functional website.
To be continued.

A friend of mine who is female yesterday said she was going to cut the hair of her baby.
Later in the day when I saw the hair that was cut for the baby boy I was like it still remained thesame with plenty hair of the baby boy.
Most women use the eye of a girl child to treat the boy child.
I told her that I would have preferred a trim cut so that the head will be free from hair but she disagreed that it was better like that.
To me ,I prefer trim cut even abolo make air enter the head lol.

Peacecore:
I go use another phone snap nah.............
.....................these dots are for Seun

Lol................................mmmmmmm

VaginaAcademic:
To play for any team in Nigeria you need connection and bribery and thats what is killing football

Most of the clubs are underfunded and below par with most African countries.
Tanzania league is now far stronger than the Nigerian league.
Whereas other African countries are progressing, Nigeria is disintegrating.

joceey:
Good make them carry on their fa is better than naija corrupt fa killing our football league and team

They are not ready............... ....mm