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Science/Technology / Re: Help! Swarm Of Bees Around Residential Area by GURION: 10:31pm On Jun 22, 2016
buharisbae:
Op just use ur hand and scatter them And thank me later tongue

Lmao!

This really cracked me up.
Pets / Re: "Terry(my Best Friend's Dog) Death And Her Puppies Was A Shocker".. (pics) by GURION: 10:28am On Jun 19, 2016
Trini45:
Terry's death was a shock to everyone in the house, we still wish you were here running around the compound and barking when you see even common lizards.. Your heart beat stoped when we hope for more breath, your breath was lost the day your puppies were taken while they were still in your womb...we tried all we could to save your puppies when we found out you've stopped breathing,we had to cut you open to see if we could save your eleven (11) puppies just to keep the memories of you, but none survived. You understood me just like humans, you knew when my friend when he was happy and when he was sad. But now he knows sadness is more worst than being shot by a gun...now there would be no one to run around the compound, welcome my friend when he comes back from work. No one to dirty his clothes when he returns from outing...we miss you terry and i hope you rest in peace with your puppies....#TERRYELEVENLIVESON ...mods pls!

See pictures below!

Ouch!!! This still touches a nerve in me...

Lost my dog over 20yrs ago. She lived to be over 13yrs.
I have just recently started nursing the idea of getting another dog. In retrospect...maybe the pain of her loss would have been bearable if we had puppies from her.

My sympathies bro....
Pets / Re: It's So Difficult To Get a Pedigree Straight Back GSD In Nigeria by GURION: 4:23pm On Jun 08, 2016
younghartz:


That's her

Already feel like stealing her grin
Where was she bought from?
Nairaland / General / Re: What I Did To A Disrespectful Passenger Today by GURION: 10:25pm On May 30, 2016
Lols
Serves him right grin
Phones / Re: I Sold An IPhone To A Guy Who Scammed Me With A Fake Bank Transfer by GURION: 3:04pm On May 26, 2016
Opetunde1:
I sold an iPhone to this scanner and he did a bank transfer.. I received d alert thinking the money was in and we parted ways. Little did I know that I have just been scammed and it was a fake credit alert. His phone no has been switched off but his whatsapp no is going... Who can help trace him... BEWARE OF BANK ALERTS

The guys no is 09050587873...please help trace him and help me

Oga surveyProf pls come.

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Pets / Re: It's So Difficult To Get a Pedigree Straight Back GSD In Nigeria by GURION: 6:19pm On May 19, 2016
younghartz:

Have you seen my girl nickky? She's a pure straight back

Please drop her recent pics here and possibly link us to the purchase source.
Business / Re: What Biz Can I Do With This My Covered Pick Up by GURION: 10:06am On May 18, 2016
How about selling it?
I might buy it for my biz if the price is okay.
Properties / Re: Contracts & Joint Venture Partnership Construction And Financing by GURION: 9:10pm On May 17, 2016
Hello,

We have vacant site suitable for dredging and sales of sharp sand in Badagry. The site is situated in an area utilised by dredging companies along the Badagry Lagoon waterfront.

Please signify if your company is still involved in such JVP.
Romance / Re: I Cant Stop Laughing (see Why) by GURION: 6:35pm On May 14, 2016
iamdurent:
grin There's this homophobic daughterofabitch in my dept. bragging she can't ever date gay fools, she only date "Real men", she even went about telling some female peeps I was a faqqot, I took my prayers to God to avenge for me and he did it.



Her "Real man" boyfriend was caught pants down, shagging a guy at the back of toliet opposite boys hostel Block Q around 2am in the morning when people were sleeping. Ewooooh grin


It was security that even caught the idiot.


The news reached her, am sure she's fainting by now after realised she was used as a "Coverup"

grin I can't stop laughing, I have been laughing since I heard this in the morning, God is good, he avenged for me ejoor.



Morals of the story "Mind your bizness and leave gays alone bcuz ur partner MIGHT be gay"

OK, bye.


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Pets / Re: It's So Difficult To Get a Pedigree Straight Back GSD In Nigeria by GURION: 9:53pm On May 08, 2016
lacicrips:
I'm searching for a pedigree straight back German Shepherd, but I've not been able to get any. It's such an herculean task.

Why can't I get something like this in Nigeria? It doesn't have to be imported, but should possibly be from imported parents and from breeders who don't compromise on quality for anything.
[img]http://www.workinggermanshepherds.info/uploads/3/4/6/8/34680551/1142797_orig.jpg[/img]


Yea, I know ur pain bro....been feeling it for several months now.

Grandiose gsd kennels would have been the solution, but he only breeds slants...so frustrating!
Technology Market / Re: Power Your Generator With Cooking Gas by GURION: 1:55pm On May 04, 2016
victoryconcepts:
TRI FUEL CARBURETOR
The Tri Fuel Carburetor enables you to use three types of fuel to power your Electric Generating Set. This gives you the option to switch between three types of fuel which are Gasoline popularly known as Petrol in Nigeria, CNP (Compressed Natural Gas) which is available but not very commonly used in Nigeria and LPG (Liquefied Petroleum Gas) also known as Propane, or Cooking Gas.

ADVANTAGES OF POWERING YOUR GENERATOR WITH LPG OR CNG
Generators using propane are cleaning and emit less harmful fumes. Standard generators, which run on gasoline produce more odors and can stain or contaminate the surrounding surfaces. Propane, on the other hand is just gas and will dissipate as the generator runs.

COST EFFECTIVE
Propane is cheaper and more efficient than gasoline. You’ll save a lot of money when you use propane to run your generator because it makes it to last longer and reduce the cost of maintenance due to the fact that there is very little carbon emission from gas, the carburetor won’t be stained and the engine oil will not also get easily black. This makes the generator to experience less wear and tear.

IT IS SAFER
Using propane to power your generator minimizes the possibilities of fire hazards since you don’t need to manually refuel and refill the fuel into to generator. While gasoline generators must be refueled by their owners, on the other hand with propane generators all you need to do is to plug in the gas from the gas can thereby avoiding an possibility of fire accidents.

IT’S MORE DEPENDABLE
Propane can be stored for a long time without evaporating, if you don’t use the generator for a long time, propane will not evaporate unlike gasoline. Gasoline when stored in a container for a long time it evaporates. When stored in the sun, it can explode. Gasoline stays the way it is for as long as you want provided the can is not leaking. The only reason why propane can be hazardous is when it is used in an enclosed environment. This is because the air has to be concentrated with propane before it can be ignited. This is impossible if it is used in an open space because even if there is a leakage the fresh air will dilute it immediately hence it cannot be ignited.

AVAILABILITY
Gasoline is often scarce and expensive especially in Nigeria. Apart from that, you have to get to the filling station to buy gasoline. Whereas propane is readily available in most neighborhoods making it readily available for use.

The Tri Fuel Carburetor is now available in Nigeria. And it’s gaining acceptance from Nigerians. It is very easy to install, it’s just as easy as changing the carburetor of your Generator. You can place your order by contacting Emmanuel on 08036074999


How much is a unit?
Nairaland / General / Re: Tragedy: How A Hero Dog Died Of Exhaustion After Saving 7 From Earthquake by GURION: 6:38pm On Apr 27, 2016
Ouch...dis is sad cry
Phones / Re: Microsoft To Cease Production Of Xbox 360 Gaming Console by GURION: 7:44pm On Apr 26, 2016
Same with SONY and PS consoles.
Where do we turn to na?
Romance / Re: I Am The Most Pretty Girl On Nairaland. by GURION: 5:06pm On Apr 23, 2016
Investment / Dredging Site For Lease by GURION: 10:37am On Apr 21, 2016
We have vacant site suitable for dredging business in Badagry.

The site is situated in an area utilised by dredging companies along the Badagry Lagoon waterfront.

Interested persons should drop their email/gsm for further details/site visitation.
Health / Re: Ur by GURION: 11:19pm On Apr 19, 2016
missioner:
Please I urgently need assistance on where i can sell any of my kidneys.
I just have to do it.

my contact is: 07031869668

Bros think am well na....other clean ways to earn dat cash, even if not as fast as malaysia levels.
Romance / Re: The Marriage List That Is Making Guys To Remain Single (Pix) by GURION: 1:54pm On Apr 18, 2016
Enouwem:
What's your take on this kind of end time list?

Lalasticlala , u fit afford this kind list? grin

Na wa o. Dem even type the thing...dem serious die. shocked
Education / Re: 17 Mathematics Equations That Changed The World Totally by GURION: 2:50pm On Apr 17, 2016
johnydon22:
Mathematics is the language of the universe and the oil by which science is eaten!!!.

While Einsteins relativity E=mc2 explained most of the mechanisms of our macro world it falls short in the quantum world or even a blackhole.

I also wonder why Newton's second law of motion is not there, it explains a lot to us about motion we experience everyday F=ma

anyway hopeful string theory will deduct an equation that unifies everything!!!


The recent discovery in early Feb, of a means to observe and measure gravitational waves is probably the biggest metric currently aiding scientists in the study of the nature and origin of blackholes.

The relativity theorem had earlier predicted the existence of this gravitational waves.

I strongly believe this simple-looking relativity equation, E=mc2 , which already has hundreds of other formulae derived from it, is the MOST influential yet....increased advancement in design of observatory tools will open our eyes more to this formula's relevance.

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Romance / Re: One Sure Way To Know Who Your Heart truly Desires. by GURION: 2:04pm On Apr 17, 2016
Abbeyunique2:

Forget Oga, the person that comes to my mind b4 i sleep nah that idiot wey owe me money #FACT

Lolz grin grin grin
Business / Re: Introducing New Multi Layer Pipes For Plumbing; A New Tch In Plumbing by GURION: 11:19pm On Apr 15, 2016
yugoo:
Rifeng is a five layer composite pipe that unites the advantages of a metal and plastic pipes and eliminates the disadvantages of both materials at the same time.Its an integration of durable and flexible pipes with brass fitting and manifolds.

It comes with the following advantages;

1)It does not go with gum,yarn rope,thereby eliminating leakages

2)It is flexible, eliminating elbows

3)It comes with five layers,(2layers adhesive,2layers plastic and 1 layer aluminium)

4)Fittings are made of brass and treated against rust

5)It comes with 50years guarantee

6)Pressure strength of 30bars.

7.Comes in different sizes
These are to mention but a few advantages.

We offer sales and installation.

Sample pics pls.
Agriculture / Re: Fresh From Farm Cow Milk Available For Sale. by GURION: 7:41pm On Apr 12, 2016
OTDR:
Fresh milk is simply this: milk right from the farm which still has all of its original vitamins, minerals, protein and enzymes still intact. It is totally different from conventional milk (powdered milk, evaporated milk, condensed milk, UHT milk etc) whose most of its nutrients are lost and replaced with synthetic ingredients.

If you are in need for supply of fresh from the farm cow milk for personal consumption, or for processing into butter, cheese, wara, yogurt, buttermilk, cream milk etc please contact Hassan @ 08052736571.

Price: N500/Ltr
Supply Location: ABUJA & SULEJA
Supply Capacity: Upto 50 Litres/day




Please strategize and plan for Lagos.
Phones / Re: Slot And Its Phenomenal Response by GURION: 7:17pm On Apr 12, 2016
AmbodOfLASU:
SLOT AND ITS PHENOMENAL RESPONSE.

In relation to a thread, I opened on nairaland https://www.nairaland.com/3042938/fraud-slot-limited some hours ago about how a SLOT staff sold a fake charger to me at the price of the original. After the thread hit the front page, I received plethora of calls from SLOT authorities. I was called by their General Manager,who pleaded I should come to their Ikeja head office. He promised to pay for all my transport expenses. I was not after making any money from the situation, albeit, I was bent on ensuring justice, openness,credibility and transparency. Just like an Old man,who was called by his son from the village, to come to the city, I proceeded to test the waters albeit nostalgically. I got to SLOT head office Ikeja,and it proved to be one of the the greatest moments of my life. I was welcomed by the Creme-De-La-Creme of SLOT. We sat on a round table in what looked like a mini conference hall ,alongside Infinix representatives. They,Slot authorities, apologized sincerely. They also reiterated their commitment to optimum customer satisfaction. In this particular regard, the SLOT general manager ordered the sack of the culprits and any other slot staff found wanting,now and later in the future.I was given a brand new INFINIX CHARGER plus a SLOT branded diary amongst others. Apparently, SLOT is bent on ensuring quality and it has cemented this by flushing out the bag eggs in their ranks. I commend them for this bold step. INFINIX authorities also played a pivotal role, they ensured I was given the best quality product.

Big Thanks to Seun, Lalasticlal.a, Slot and Infinix authorities.
Moreso, to all the nairalanders who took their time to call.
A BETTER NIGERIA IS WHAT WE ALL WANT.
#ProudlyLASUITE.


Sorry to say, but SLOT is far from convincing us that this FAKE ACCESSORIES CABAL existing across many of their branches has been cased.

I and other victims of this entrenched cabal see this as a COSMETIC PUBLICITY STUNT.

AVOID PURCHASE OF PHONE ACCESSORIES FROM SLOT....UNTIL THEY ARE CONFIDENT ENOUGH OF THEIR REFORM TO INCLUDE WARRANTY ON ALL ACCESSORIES!!!

They really need to walk this talk angry
Food / Re: See This BIG Crab Am About To Eat by GURION: 6:47pm On Apr 12, 2016
omohjesu:
Look at dis big crab I bought today #yummy

Haaa! Dis is not fair ooo!

So na only look I go look dis big crab

Issoraite.... undecided
Romance / Re: Neighbors Don't Like Me But Try To Find Out Details About Me From My Brother? by GURION: 12:22am On Mar 21, 2016
mamagee3:
Hi all, my opposite door neighbors don't like me but talk to my mother and sibling. But their son tries to find out details about me from my brother. For example, he tried to find out if I was born in Nigeria or here in the U.S etc.

I know they don't like me because every time they see me, they whisper to themselves but the mother asked after my schooling to my mother

What could this mean?
Health / Re: Beware!!! Cockroach Found Inside Agege Bread [PICTURES] by GURION: 3:21pm On Mar 17, 2016
Tip: meditate on shrimps while chewing....tank me larrer! grin

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Health / Re: ‘most First Borns In Nigeria Are Bastards’ – DNA Expert by GURION: 5:50am On Mar 17, 2016
I have always said this should be a standard procedure after any childbirth...not necessarily because of suspected infidelity.

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Crime / Re: Jungle Justice From The Perspective Of A Survivor by GURION: 8:57pm On Mar 16, 2016
Jungle (in)justice is just so wrong. No crime can justify this barbaric act...not even a would-be suicide bomber.

We need to remember there is no infallible system. Any extreme punishment with potentials to punish an innocent person is wrong...same with court-sanctioned death sentence.

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Car Talk / Re: Cars Fall Inside Water by GURION: 4:07pm On Mar 13, 2016
FlirtyKaren:
See What Happens When Evil Spirits In River Need Your Car As Their Official Car

This is what happens when evil spirits inside the river need your car as their official Car. Hilarious too!

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/03/see-what-happens-when-evil-spirits-in.html

The last pix was SEEMINGLY photoshopped. Compare pix 3 and pix 4.

The body language of the onlookers in what shd most certainly be a shocking event, shows no interest/interraction with what's going on in pix 4...compared to their body language in other pictures (even though diff persons were captured in pix 1,2 & 3). And they forgot to remove the last guy on the right, wearing a blue jeans jacket...his posture did not change from his earlier posture in pix 3.

If proven to be photoshopped as per my assumptions, it was definitely a nice job. If on d contrary pix 4 actually happened, I would love to see d video...but even videos can be manipulated.
Phones / Re: How To Opt Out Of Unsolicited MTN SMS And Adds Yourself. by GURION: 12:53pm On Mar 08, 2016
victorels:
MTN has upgraded some of the self care services using the ussd code *123*5#

You can opt out of MTN Add services by dialling *123*5*4# and follow the instruction to opt out.

Enjoy your mobile.

What can I say? Bros...God bless ur soul!
U just won a follower...and another 'like'.

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Autos / Re: solar intelligent remote control garage/ car cover by GURION: 10:40pm On Mar 05, 2016
alexchina:
New remote car park its unique could use both in home or office SUV and sedan .
Interesting people should contact

Contact...what contact details
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Watch Prostitutes? by GURION: 7:58pm On Mar 04, 2016
dammytosh:


May be because you are not fine.

Next time you go for runs, dress properly and make sure you are clean.

Goodluck tonight


shocked shocked shocked

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