hedonister: The Lagos/Ibadan Expressway is the highway that takes you from Lagos state to Ibadan passing through Ogun State.
I drove along the Lagos end of the express, driving towards the opposite direction towards the Third Mainl-and Bridge just to see the condition of the road.
Is it not you men again? Those ones that will say black and end up going after white, no pun intended. You're not doing it with clear mind.
Truthfully, the actual beauty standard of men is a woman with big butt, preferably one that's pronounced in a pair of jeans, and big breasts, at least a size C-cup. Despite the claim you guys postulate, 98% won't approach a lady with A-cup breasts and flat butt. Hardly would they even consider walking up to a lady who's 'ugly', especially if she's very dark and has a few blemishes.
It's nature and we don't blame you guys for 'admiring' those features that differentiates males from females or preferring girls with softer 'skin tone'
Fallacy of misunderstood generalizations, dear sis.
It takes a man to advise/educate a woman, what men really appreciate. Not the other way round.
At the end of the day it boils down to this: What kind of appreciation do you want for the version of beauty you have? Men who appreciate/fantasize you as a sex object? Or men who appreciate that you have more to offer, than what some other women make glaringly visible?
Understanding these 2 options will enlighten women against harbouring these misunderstood generalizations about what men appreciate . . . because it clarifies with a why.
Please confirm from a man that has your interest at heart.
MelaninSkinGirl: Gosh guys be honest is this the beauty standard now? Massive bre....asticles, Liposuctioned/tummy tucked bellies and Brazilian Butt lift Butts? What about some of us with humble humble bre......articles, naturally flat bellies and humble butts??
Please appreciate natural beauty so that our girls do not resort to prostitution to finance fake bodies.
Beauty standard? Absolutely not!
I rarely comment on Nairaland, but felt the need to reassure/encourage you that, so many men like me insist on natural beauty.
Top to bottom natural beauty is the true and only beauty. That means no: artificial hair attachments, eyelashes (personally, I hate this the most, with a passion . . . reminds me of runsgals/prostitutes), eye shadow, lipstick, iron bra, girder/waist trainer, waist pads, butt pads, fingernails, surgeries, toenails, bleaching/toning/lightening/creaming (or whatever fancy name it's hidden under).
A naturally beautiful woman is a rare gem appreciated by many men, and envied by other women.
If you are one, please walk tall . . . the others have nothing on you!!!
purples25: So this super creepy spy flew at me apparently unprovoked ( I told you they're the aggressors ) and I would have gone through an unthinkably terrible tragedy, had the secret device called a Ceiling Fan, ( Code 91196 ) not saved me. It hit the terrible villain in the middle of her many legged torso, and swiped her clean to the wall..... with a satisfying SPLAT!! . Oooh she kissed the wall with her terrible insect mouth, and the crowd went wild. Happy happy.
That was not the end though. My enemy was alive yet. I heard her among the clothes, I heard her wings rustle against cartons, gearing for a round two of revenge, a war I did not start. She was cringe thirsty, she probably wanted to wriggle inside my clothes and make me cringe with horror and disgust and leave me with a tragedy trauma that would last a week! Brothers and sisters, a week! I could not allow this barbarian to win, eh, not after all the cockroach smashing skills I learnt from the leader, MOM.
After unbearable minutes of hearing her track me down, while cunningly hiding out of sight ( you know these guys never give up unless they die ) , I armed my poor soldier self with the only thing I could find at an ungodly three o clock hour.........a Dustpan. Thus I sat, poor me , the only human being awake, on her bed, with a dustpan in hand, and a trusty torch switched on to the highest glow and Lieutenant Little Brother sleeping by my side, blissfully unaware of the ongoing war.
The fan made me shiver, the birds of the night cackled outside my war window, but never did I falter. Comrade warriors and soldiers, I knew if I was to sleep like a worthy , brave soldier, I had to kill the bitch. Yeah I called her a bitch. Any sore losers, both cockroaches and cockroach supporters, can come and beat me, I'm in Abuja.
Finally. I waited quietly , with the lightness of the air, and I heard her. And I saw her. Unbelievable ! The enemy was trying to escape. Yes! Into an adjoined toilet ! Can you imagine ? Now that was not fair after roiling me up and I said to myself , ' Come back you coward, we must finish this battle ' . And with a mighty blow , I raised my arms and came down with full force on the roach using a.......dustpan? No no in the excitement, I had discarded that and found a fine Ak 27 broom ! Yea......so I planked down the villain, and she struggled a bit but was dead within minutes and there you have it, my victory , comrades.
So here I am, a lonely winner. The advantage is that, though I may not receive any hero stars from Lieutenant Little Brother as he was asleep the whole time, I will sleep blissfully now, with no traumatic memories of nasty insects crawling down my face. And now I say to you all, well........Good morning.
* WATCH OUT FOR THE ROACHES*
THE END.
All this fine write up for a roach? Wow . . . you have talents!
Used to wonder why roaches tend to fly towards us, and sought an answer, which in retrospect, was amazingly simple and effective for avoidance.
Consumerprotect: Have you ever wondered how most of the Vehicles brought into the country after the closure of the land borders get original verifiable custom documents?
Here is one of the ways.
Assume vehicle is a 2010 Acura RDX with VIN: 1234567891011121
Client pays for Vehicle in cotonu and goes back home to wait for Vehicle delivery.
The smuggler contacts His Custom Buddies, and they Begin a search on the customs database for a Matching Vehicle (2010 Acura RDX)
They find one with a custom duty paid for in 2012, with VIN: 1314151617181920
The documents transfered to the smuggler in cotonu.
Next, a set of very skilled crafts men are employed to modify and create new VIN stickers and install them on the vehicle.
The customs only use the last 6 digits of the vin on a vehicle.
The craftsmen remove all vin stickers and Vin plates on the vehicle and recreate a new vin that will contain the last 6 digits of the original document, while leaving the first 10digits of your vehicle alone.
They go as far as removing the vehicles Windshield to replace plates, and cutting of engraved Vin on frame. In some cases they leave the frame blank, in other cases they engrave new Vin numbers to match document.
At the end of this procedure the vin would look something like this. 1234567890181920.
this is just 1 of the few ways smuggled cars are brought in.
menkano: We are happy that our dogs came 1st, 2nd and 3rd position in GSD conformation to the breed standard during Aba dog Show 2017 1st...Erato of Household 2nd...Jerry of Household 3rd...Ethan of Household The amazing thing about their winning is this... mother and sons relationship. Jerry is my 1st generation dogs while her products(the sons)are my second generation dogs.
menkano: These are our last set of puppies and they are five (5) months old. DDR bloodlines are active workingline,if you are looking for only a pet dog please don't go for DDR but if you are seriously looking for a security dog,a dog that is ready to work at all time,a dog that can stand the TEST of time;you are welcome to join us.
Boss, you have said it all. They are not parlour decoration dogs!
The girl I got from you, made me realise I really wasted all those years that I had previously avoided dog ownership.
Deseo: (4) THE LITTLE BUMPS ON THE 'F' AND 'J' KEYS ON THE KEYBOARD.
In 10-finger typing, the 'F' and 'J' keys are the home keys, where your index fingers rest. The little bumps let you find your way back to the home position without looking down at your keyboard.
Wow. Never noticed those bumps before. I actually reached out for my laptop to confirm this.
It's a knowledge-driven, social network that allows users to ask questions and answer other user's questions.
www.quora.com One of their most stringent rule is to be polite, nice and respectful always. They place a lot of emphasis on this rule and it reflects on the quality of posts there.
I usually have to force myself to stop binge reading there
Am so sorry if I had offended u,,just thought I could give my own little advice too..I never knew I would be getting on someone's nerves by this..Apologies pls
Hmmm . . .
You did nothing to warrant that attack. You owe no apology to anyone.
Don't assume everyone on Nairaland has emotional intelligence like you. This is not Quora.
Kindly learn to ignore the retards we have in abundance here . . . or use the report button to automatically delete such posts.
I recommend Quora, you will love their level of interaction. Cheers!
MeeztaSoft: I moved into this nice apartment a year ago while the business I was doing was booming. Things were moving very fine and I am single because I have not had time for ladies for years now.
The landlord and his family have their own separate building inside the same compound and the landlord is someone who works with an offshore company so he is usually away for quite a while.
The kids are in secondary school so most times the landlords wife is usually alone and runs a mini supermarket in front of the compound. Being that my business has really gone very slow and money isnt flowing like before, I hardly go out and just try to do some online freelance jobs while am still hoping on starting another business. Because of this the landlords wife have been really pressuring me for sex and I keep finding excuses to avoid it. My rent is due very soon and she knows am sort of broke because I owe some credit in her shop and she has secretly started telling me that she will make sure I am removed from the house if I don't agree to her request.
This is very sad because I love the house and the husband is a very nice man. Their kids are also very fund of me like I am their elder brother. Even if I have to move out I don't even have the money right now and the problem is that it was the lady who gave me the house being that her husband wasn't around then and he comes from time to time.
I am so very confused that I had to come here to see if I could get any good advice from good people here.
With a married woman? No way! No matter how hard your present situation might be, it's not something to even consider.
In fact, Joseph and Portiphar's wife comes readily to mind. FLEE! Your refusal to partake might just be what will turn your life around for good.
It is called entrapment and it is legal. Same tactics are used for drug busts
Actually, entrapment if proven, is a legal basis for defense and eventual acquittal.
In this case, the modus operandi employed, is the determinant.
If the cops merely posed online as minors, yet online contact was initiated by the men, leading to an appointment and their arrest . . . they cannot make an entrapment defense.
On the other hand, if the cops had initiated random online contact to men while posing as minors, anybody eventually arrested for responding to that contact initiated by the cops, have legal grounds to make an entrapment defense.
I'm certain those cops know the drill and will avoid making that mistake.
Tribalism is worse, perpetrators are devils in human form How can you explain hating on a human of the same skin color as you, not to talk of your countryman. Devilish.
I just tire for those NCAN name-checkers on nairaland.
They are yet to experience how elated they will feel to meet a fellow naija person abroad, after suffering racism . . . and how idiotic they will feel when they remember their tribalistic past.
odave: This is what is going on in Ecobank Nigeria. Mass sack of their staffs with peanut as their parting package. These guyz have dependants for God's sake! Even if you want to sack them, why can't you just give them a better money? After all many have been with you for more than 10 years without any trace of misdeed.
It's your dumbass mom I blame that doesn't know what they call Mouth Gig
Sis, permit me assert that you are too naturally beautiful to allow other peoples unsavoury comments, put you at risk of cultivating a habit of hitting back at their mothers.
Justnice11: Entrepreneurs need regular encouragement... Know you are not in this alone... There are people all over the world trying to push their businesses too....
vioment: Nigeria neva reach this level of moving plane on the road. For night e go worse, even in the daytime, potholes/scattered deep holes no go make them try luck.
The person wey try am 6 years ago regret am. Tyre burst for road to badagry, plane sleep for filling station for many days, before the plane reach destination
The new owner says the new tourist attraction, named “Corendon Boeing 747 Experience”, will be converted into a 5D-experience about the 747 and the history of aviation later this year.
Do You Want To See This Type Of Tourist Attraction In Nigeria?
Reminds me of Captain Matthew Ekeinde (Omotola Jalade's husband), whose scrap Rockwell 1121 plane had a burst tyre in transit, and was meant for almost similar purpose.
One scammer almost scammed me into buying the land opposite the centre, in Badagry, where the plane was parked. The plane is still gathering dust about 6 yrs now.
Crime / Re: Naval Rating Arrested Over Nengi Enenimiete's Death In Bayelsa Hotel by GURION: 9:08pm On Jan 08, 2023 
