₦airaland Forum

TheInkheart:
Thank you Gurion, oya chop kiss

I don swallow am sharperly!

Hmmm...Do ur parents know about ur homosexual fantasies? Hv u already started hvn penetrative homosexual anal sex at ur young age? because advocating this wont exempt u from being tried as an adult and bagging 14yrs.

We may hv a lot of pressing issues in Naija...but we tnk God that unlike the US and some other countries, we still hv some tns nailed in.

Not condemning u...just advising u to seek help.

Peace!

Hmmm....
My dear, God bless ur heart. U will live long to continue enjoying ur relationship.
The world will be a sweeter place if most women show this maturity. Abeg help us tell them ooo!

kayjasper:
So these set of young guys decided to turn up in a club in Ibadan.

They decided to buy 5 bottles of Moet Champagne not to drink but to wash their hands and legs with all the five bottles!!!!



This is a common occurrence among most young guys in various night clubs across Nigeria.

Is this a Yes or a No?

What's your opinion guys?

cc. Lalasticlala, Dominique, Mynd44

Simple-minded, Local-champion wannabees

blasiangurl85:
I stumbled on their website (can't even remember how) but I didn't even know we had an SPCA in Nigeria. Good to know.
www.nigeriaspca.com

wow!

I always volunteer with the parent body in philadelphia whenever I visit. Never heard of our naija chapter... .

ValerianSteel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCDuAiA6kX0

One day we could reach Mars in just three days by using a system known as "photonic propulsion", Nasa scientist Philip Lubin has said. In a video for Nasa 360, he explains how we could use particles of light to push objects through space. The video, which was released earlier this month, follows a paper written by Lubin in April last year. In A Roadmap to Interstellar Flight, he says that while incredible feats in space travel have been achieved, with our current propulsion technology we will never reach our nearest stars.

He proposes a programme that will allow for spacecraft that can reach speeds faster than 1,000 km per second. "These systems can be propelled to speeds currently unimaginable with existing propulsion technologies. To do so requires a fundamental change in our thinking of both propulsion and in many cases what a spacecraft is," the paper said. At present, the fastest Nasa could get humans to Mars is around five months. Researchers are currently working on technologies that will allow for a manned mission to the Red Planet in the 2030s.

However, Lubin says photonic propulsion could vastly decrease the time it takes to get there. This system involves shooting Earth-orbiting lasers at extremely thin spacecraft to propel them at extremely fast speeds through space.

A normal spacecraft moves forward by firing a propellant away from the direction it wants to travel. Photonic propulsion would work in the same way, only using lasers from Earth. This would mean the spacecraft could accelerate for longer and reach far higher speeds. It would also mean carrying heavy fuel on board would not be necessary. While this technique would only work to push small objects at the moment, he said it could be scaled up in time to use on larger vessels. "We could propel a 100kg aircraft to Mars in a few days," he said. It would not, however, be used for manned flights. More likely, it could potentially be used to send probes to distant galaxies to find potentially habitable planets and so forth. "There are recent advances that take this from science fiction to science reality," Lubin said. "There is no known reason why we can not do this."

www.ibtimes.co.uk/nasa-scientist-we-can-get-mars-3-days-photonic-propulsion-1545498

Cc: Johnydon22

Cool.

But I guess the laser propulsion fired from earth should result in the spacecraft and the laser beam moving in same direction...as opposed to conventional jet propulsion systems.

BiggerBangs:
Good morning, please what alternative approach we can use to confirm the Paternity of a baby.... DNA cost a little bit high here, I was told #100,000(a waste of money if later confirm who the father is)....Thank you Doctor's in house!!




God of Olajumoke the breadseller... Come and interfer ooo

Bros, close eye spend dat money now make u get peace of mind and not fall magga.

Or would u rather spend ur lifetime earnings on a child u didnt know is not urs?

EndowedBae:
How would you react to this message?

Eeemmm....was it u?

lepasharon:
Ahhh...I'm so disgusted...maybe I'll go vegetarian

Lols...remember those vegetables also grow well on soil enriched by dead and decomposing animals/human beings.
Whichever way u look at it...its a cycle.

yinkuscious:
This is interesting
#Some people won't get it

Nice.
Tip: think lateral inversion...reading from a mirror.

Thats why sentences built with commas, hyphens, even question marks will hardly scale thru.

Fogman:
Compliment sir, This model has a slot for 3g modem and wifi for browsing. It was a pre order and can get for Civic 2008.

Ok. At lesser price for the model I hope?

Fogman:
Quad Core HD 1024*600 Android 4.4.4 Car DVD GPS Player

Special pre order for a client. Client wanted a top notch device and he gave us a link to buy for me but i bought same spec device for him for $100 less.

Total cost: N133,000

Hapi new yr Fogman!
Does this top notch model have sim slot to allow browsing...and will it fit into 2008 honda civic?

leelat:
School building on two plots of land to let.
6 classrooms.N250 P.A./2years.
Location;Ogijo,Ikorodu.
If buying;N6,000000.00.
Contact;leelat.concept2014@gmail.com.
Direct from the owner.Not an agent.
Only serious buyer,please.Scammer be warned.

Interested...but include pictures pls.

Also interested pls...qualified tutor can also drop their contact details here.

Op, hope u dont mind?

VcStunner:
you got urself 9 likes huh? That should say volume to you. Well I for one would'nt hit like cuz tho A̶̲̥̅♏ black I still stay fresh so u don't see it!!

Sure?

Pls chk again....chk urs too while at it and revert.

donwise1:
Is oshomole's lips pink ?

michaelobinna:
Lemon
Since lemon is a natural cleanser, it cleans the dirt on lips, making it look rosy. Citric acid in lemon acts as a bleaching agent for skin. Take fresh lemon juice and rub it to your lips. This will help to clean your lips and vitamin C present in lemon lightens the lips making it pink. Orange juice and peels are also rich in vitamin C which is useful in lightening dark lips.

Beats my imagination when pple quote the word ''dirt'' removal while advocating for bleaching measures (covertly referred to as lightening by many).

Do pple really believe their dark colour is due to dirt accumulation over time?

What venom will such pple hurl at dark peeps if they had been born 'white'?

So sad!!!



Peeps....pls hit the 'like' tab if u believe dark is beautiful.

Your location please...b4 i can call for price

homebuilders:
A decent 3brm Bungalow with Tiles on a full plot at by Badek Filling Station, Ayobo, Lagos.

Title: Receipt and Survey
Price: N4.5m

For inspection contact
Accord Property Consult
Tel: 08036880283, 07055509491
Email: accord.leye@yahoo.com

Include pictures pls...interested

Hawlahscho:
Can you pls click back button, I only need "views" not "comments"






AM ACTUALLY COMPETING FOR D MOST DUMB THREAD OF THE WEEK

Chisos!!!

See d way i rushed to view. Choi...guy u don try sha.

BTW...oga seun it wont b a bad idea if dis is made a possibility ooo. Just saying.

Hishowlau:
not worthy to be call a soldier

Come on guys!

Many citizens never realised how ill-equipped as a result of rampant corruption our so-called army actually was, until these soldiers let the cat out of d bag. Thanks to their revelations, our eyes were opened to the fact that, funds meant for purchase of arms and soldiers' upkeep (including tns as basic as feeding), were diverted by the same top commanders that sent them to the war front almost empty handed...practically on suicide missions!

Soldiers had to offer bribes in-order to get extra rounds of ammunition. Yes, it was dat bad...i can attest to it!

These soldier heroes had signed up to die for this country...they never signed up to b used for corruption-induced suicide missions.

We owe dem a debt of gratitude for their revelations...and the positive turnaround it has brought into the fight against boko haram.

U died so that i and other peace-loving nigerians may continue to enjoy peace.

We shall not forget ur sacrifice made on our behalf.

#NoAmnesty4BH

Rest in peace brother!

Austeenkole:
Ok, let me start by saying you did well to take the time to put this together. As an executive assistance/marketer with a reputable property company, I can put it to you that you are probably not in this business. My basis for that assumption is that you should know that most of the documents you mentioned above are strictly confidential. I don't know how these mushroom's property companies operates. But where i work, you wouldn't bother to ask for such and such when you see what we have on ground. It is hilarious to think of showing these documents to every body that works into my office to make inquiries. I have not even seen some of them myself. There are several other ways of knowing the status of a property before purchasing it. And I think you should be overly concerned with some of these documents when you dealing with individuals and not organisations. You expect Dantata & Sawoe or Cahaah Nig Ltd (where I work) to show you their survey plans and Government consent because of one three-bedroom you may end up not purchasing. hahahaha

Coming from one who purports to work for a so-called reputable company, your assertions are so sad...practically shaking my head.

You have done your company a great de-marketing disservice by mentioning their name (Cahaah Nig Ltd) and thus associating them with your work/thought pattern. I'm reminded of some useless 'Baba Sikirat' estate agents i'v come across in the past.

Let me end by doing the same thing you started with...i thank OP for taking out time to respond and enlighten you. Seriously praying it will improve you.

Still available?

Still interested.
Pls keep mailing your offers.

Please call or sms if you can get me a vacant miniflat in the following areas of oworonshoki... (miyaki, alonge, or papa)

general@yahoo.com

Still available?

Still available?

Following!

@op...no updates since?