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Health › Re: Conjoined Twins Successfully Separated In Abuja Hospital by guru90: 9:34am On Jan 09, 2020
Doctors gat heart ooooh.... May una Respect doctors very well.....
Christianity Etc › Re: Leke Adeboye On US And Iran: Donald Trump Is An Inspiration by guru90: 8:17pm On Jan 08, 2020
Am totally lost about what Trump is doing self........
Properties › Re: How Do We Eject These Stubborn Tenants In Lagos? by guru90: 3:48pm On Jan 08, 2020
Guy, i dont do law tins in my list....


i believe by fire by force..

Thats what happened to my disturbed Tenant..

Do u no what i did because i am not leaving with my tenants...

I just went straight and removed my door......

Carry am go my house.....

2 to 3 days..... i heard that they have packed out by fire...

May u are too calm with them shaaa....
Celebrities › Re: Lil Wayne: I Want To Go To Nigeria, I Heard Nigeria Is Lit Too by guru90: 3:23pm On Jan 08, 2020
itzprezy:
How is lilwayne mad..pls answer.
No mind that guy joor.... De guy na indomie generation when lilwanye started singing......
Celebrities › Re: Lil Wayne: I Want To Go To Nigeria, I Heard Nigeria Is Lit Too by guru90: 3:21pm On Jan 08, 2020
You are highly welcome.... Perform Lollipo Song!!!
Travel › Re: Entering USA Or Europe As A Married Man Or Single. Which Is Better? by guru90: 4:53am On Jan 04, 2020
With which kinda Visa type?

U better u port to Germany or Australia with your family than using Usa as ur option. because they will delay u, waste ur resources then ur eyes go open by force.

Since Trump became their president, it is so hard to enter Usa as easy....

Change another country to port.....
Celebrities › Re: Cardi B Hints At Filing For Nigerian Citizenship. by guru90: 4:45am On Jan 04, 2020
she wanna be Nig citizens as easy as Abc....
But I wanna be USA citizens.... it gonna be As hard as Iron or even stone....

Because of Currency different!
Wetin sweet for 9ja self....
Romance › Re: I Just Saved A Union And I Am So Proud Of Myself! by guru90: 8:39pm On Jan 03, 2020
U mean u go settle matter.... Don't worry after their Wedding de guy will still come back to u secretly.

But that guy self.....
Agriculture › Re: Nigeria Now The Highest Producer Of Rice In Africa by guru90: 8:33pm On Jan 03, 2020
pressplay411:
Surprised too but it's actually true.
Best Rice in the world is Thailand Rice. Long seeds and sweet when cook.

But FG don ban my Brand..... Thailand Rice.
Agriculture › Re: Nigeria Now The Highest Producer Of Rice In Africa by guru90: 8:26pm On Jan 03, 2020
donbachi:
Nigeria Is Now The Highest Producers Of Lies In Africa.
Your translation make sense joor....

#Gbam.
Agriculture › Re: Nigeria Now The Highest Producer Of Rice In Africa by guru90: 8:24pm On Jan 03, 2020
This country gat A+ in lying.
This one shocked me....
Celebrities › Re: Naira Marley Performs In Anambra, Excites Crowd (Pictures) by guru90: 8:20pm On Jan 03, 2020
oksmart:
They can never be real soldiers
Are u not seeing clear again?
Celebrities › Re: Naira Marley Performs In Anambra, Excites Crowd (Pictures) by guru90: 7:52pm On Jan 03, 2020
Nigeria Army the secure Naira Marley now.

E don finished be that I mean this country.

Other celebrities de call bouncers, him de call NIGERIA Army in de name of body guard.

Chai!
Travel › Re: Nigerians going to US reduce sharply, largest global drop-off by guru90: 7:06pm On Jan 03, 2020
My spirit of going to USA died off since they removed Nig from USA DV Visa lottery.

So, let them stop complaining because am already porting to GERMANY.
Romance › Re: I Saw My Best Friend's Wife... by guru90: 4:43pm On Jan 03, 2020
Coolgent:
Just send him an anonymous letter explaining in details what you have witnessed shikenan!
Exactly, what I think in my mind...
He can use another simcard to message her husband not his own simcard. Message contents e.g come to this hotel (put the hotel name), located at this address no. (u put the hotel address) and other details.

it is called unknown message or Anonymous... Without knowing u are the one sending it. You just de one corner watch the latest drama.
Romance › Re: I Saw My Best Friend's Wife... by guru90: 12:50pm On Jan 03, 2020
BluntBoy:
Depends on what she was doing there.

It could be work-related.
Work related in Hotel... abi....

No provoke me this afternoon because am still enjoying my holiday.
Romance › Re: I Saw My Best Friend's Wife... by guru90: 12:39pm On Jan 03, 2020
Shibaraba:
Unless you caught them nacking
Bros. E no concern you.

She go deny am and if she be the olosho type go tell your friend say you sef wan chop inside. They will make up and you lose your friendship. Plus she go come perfect her game to the extent Wey be say she can't be caught ever again.

As for me shibaraba, make I enter meet her dey do orgy I go just greet her "good evening" and I move on. Minding my business is my priority this year.
Brother, your reasoning is 100% ok.

Perfect Talk.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Army Cadets Delibrately Cause Traffic Jam, Mock Civillians (Video) by guru90: 9:08am On Jan 03, 2020
Can u all believe me that they will sack all of them...
They are shouting they can't do anything......
Crime › Re: Nigerian Army Cadets Delibrately Cause Traffic Jam, Mock Civillians (Video) by guru90: 9:00am On Jan 03, 2020
Is this what they trained them for? This is reason I hate Nig Army with passion.
Useless!
Politics › Re: Walid Jibrin: My Life In Danger Over 2023 Presidency by guru90: 7:29am On Jan 03, 2020
englishmart:
PDP is as weak as low-sperm-count. Too weak for APC embarassed
No naaaa. APC loves to strike any time and any day. Just like what happened to Kogi governor election. You see how they killed many corpers and masses.

And at the end they gave that blood sucker bello returning governor certificate.

APC IS THUGS AND KILLER PARTY.........
Travel › Re: Why Do Nigerian Embassies Employ Foreigners by guru90: 4:33pm On Jan 02, 2020
buygala:
But there are a lot of Nigerians working at Christ embassy


Or is that one not a Nigerian embassy? huh
Hahahaha ha.

u no go kill me with laff........
Family › Re: Why Does Sex Slowly Die Off In A Marriage After 10+ Years?? by guru90: 4:27pm On Jan 02, 2020
Mianky:
When i get there i will know what to answer
Well, we are learning here so that when we marry to that our future wife... it will not fade off in 10 years or above..

Me, I have already plan when I gat marry... my kids will senior each other 2 to 3 years gap.......
Family › Re: Why Does Sex Slowly Die Off In A Marriage After 10+ Years?? by guru90: 4:14pm On Jan 02, 2020
Oyindidi:
You can't tell me nada, men are very difficult creatures. cool
While women are nagging creatures.....
Family › Re: Why Does Sex Slowly Die Off In A Marriage After 10+ Years?? by guru90: 4:02pm On Jan 02, 2020
Oyindidi:
Men are too weak to perform their duties, simple!
Bia Madam..... I have be reading comments the come down....
immediately I gat to your own comment, my mind changed.

Note: Men are not too weak to perform. Rather women wahala wan de house the tire men self.... Women wahala plenty for house joor....

Well, Am not yet marry.....
Business › Re: Nigeria, Sierra Leone Plan Currency Swap by guru90: 7:22am On Jan 02, 2020
Better News...
Because we have enriched America too much..
Could u imagine 1 dollar is 340 naira.
Who are those people increasing exchange of dollars price in Nigeria currency?

Because I really prefer 1 dollar = 160 naira before.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 1st January 2020 by guru90: 11:01pm On Jan 01, 2020
Seems like I will include Man U as part of my prayer points.....
Because this is curse.......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 1st January 2020 by guru90: 10:39pm On Jan 01, 2020
can they perform magic in 8 mins....... hoping....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 1st January 2020 by guru90: 10:29pm On Jan 01, 2020
SaintHilary:
The score line don dey affect dem mode of English reasoning join grin
Only you 1 be Man U FanS grin
Hahahaha.
I don't no who bewitch MAN U......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 1st January 2020 by guru90: 10:13pm On Jan 01, 2020
ayanbaba2:
replay !

chaiiiii, low budget DStv!
Plz am not the person that wanna watch it via GoTv. Is the guy up!

So, tell him to order DSTV.,.. Gotv and Startime only show important matches after play live.... Them go show am via Replay.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 1st January 2020 by guru90: 10:07pm On Jan 01, 2020
Benblaq:
Which channel is showing the match on GoTv?
Bro.... you will watch the replay after match..... via ur GOTV
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 1st January 2020 by guru90: 10:02pm On Jan 01, 2020
Am not sure that I will continue to be Man U this 2020....

I started be Man u Fans 2000.... 20 years now....

But what they are playing now don't give me joy anymore.

Seems like I will resign and withdraw myself from being MAN U fanz........


2 zeros for what naaaa
Events › Re: Can One Do Traditional And White Wedding With A Budget Of N200k? by guru90: 7:37pm On Jan 01, 2020
eni4real:
1.6 million on top Wetin shocked shocked shocked shocked
Abeg bros stop that kind of play ..
Brother, seems like his wife is from Mbaise in Imo State.

I could remember when my elder brother wanna marry from imo state precise Mbaise..... They gave my brother 4 list... Each list contained 750,000.00 × 4 list making = 3m

My brother, processed 2 list out of the 4 list..... He said that he wil never do the remaining 2 list.....(He said that they wan kill am).

He never do wedding self... Still saving up money for wedding.....

Imo state cost die... Especially Mbaise, orlu, even owerri.... etc

Anambra, Enugu and even Ebonyi...They are cheap in terms of traditional tinzzz

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