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Politics › Re: Why South-east Lost Senate Presidency - Okorocha by Guyman02: 7:42pm On Sep 17, 2015
How about APC house of Reps members from Imo State who couldnt even get the post of minority whip despite the efforts of Dogara; where was Rochas when Tinubu insisted that Gbaja should be made House majority leader. Rochas should just sharaap!
Jokes Etc › Re: Awaiting the arrival of the heavenly Ministers (funny photo) by Guyman02: 11:02am On Sep 17, 2015
When you have a progressive as leader Versus When you have a religious bigot as leader.

The mindset of Biafrans on the Left Vs The Mindset of Northerners on the Right

Politics › Re: I Am Probing Amaechi Same Way Buhari Is Scrutinizing Jonathan’s Tenure – Wike by Guyman02: 11:00am On Sep 17, 2015
Muslim VS Western Evolution

West: How do we make life better for our people
Muslim: Death to America, Death to Infidels, Death to Israel, Death to .....

Politics › Re: Ministers Are Very Important And Not Noisemakers: A Reply To PMB by Guyman02: 8:27am On Sep 17, 2015
kITATITA:
Barcanistar really thinks that the President or anybody in government is reading his gibberish. I've seen him at various times call himself opposition, analyst, etc. He's non of these; just a floater fighting for his daily bread. But employers these days check the social network ID of prospective employees. The question is, will you employ Barcanistar if he walks into your office for a job? I think the minion, who posits nothing and represents nothing has a long dwelling on Nairaland for food.
Femi Adeshina, Garba Shehu and Lai Mohammed have had to refute a lot of things said here on NL, even the President himself mentioned that he has read people call him Baba Go Slow, Baba One Chance which emanated from here but promised to continue going Slow and Steady. Why did the President appoint an SA on social media, why did GEJ appoint Reno Omokri who is also a Nairalander?
Politics › Re: FG To Arraign Senate President Over False Asset Declaration On Friday by Guyman02: 11:12pm On Sep 16, 2015
PMBs 2 mud houses and undisclosed brand of cars. Bukola just did what PMB did

Family › Re: My Wife Starves Me Of Sex by Guyman02:
neo25:
Dear Nairalanders,
Recently I figured out I'm having more sex with my wife every night and she's complaining a lot,
Nna you wicked o, is she a sex machine that you have to climb on top of her every night. You wan kill am embarassed embarassed

Anyway to help you out here are some tips; bear in mind that sex in marriage could become boring for one partner at some point especially women nursing children as the pressure of looking after children and doing home chores can take its toll on her and reduce her libido,
- so you have to build the momentum and start preparing for sex from morning when you are about living the house by playfully pinching her buttocks, pecking her and giving her the signals of what to expect when you return,
- send romantic texts and call her midway through the day when you are less busy and talk a little dirty about how you love her and enjoy those eg her nipples and would love to put your mouth on it when you return in the evening.
- On your way home buy eg. suya and drinks or anything she may like to eat.
- Tickle her a little in odd places such as when she is the kitchen safely as if it was by mistake.
- Take a good shower and apply a nice romantic perfume and mouth spray for sweet breath etc
- Start with enough pre-intimacy to get her in the mood and the next time she will be the one asking for more.
Phones › Re: Dont Fall Victim, Pics by Guyman02: 2:07pm On Sep 16, 2015
PapaNnamdi:
i left it in the sun for close to 2days now, and it doesnt have any charged voltages for my phone,
Dont worry, na only 2 days in the sun, by the third day it will turn to roasted corn grin grin grin
TV/Movies › Re: Channels TV Newscaster Caught Kissing Colleague On Live TV (Pics) by Guyman02: 12:27pm On Sep 16, 2015
Godjone:
dog
What does that mean? The one that people like you do in secret is worse than dog
TV/Movies › Re: Channels TV Newscaster Caught Kissing Colleague On Live TV (Pics) by Guyman02: 12:21pm On Sep 16, 2015
She has explanation to make to her husband or boyfriend.
But the surprised look on her face on being caught is priceless
Foreign Affairs › Re: Photos: Kenyan Maid Accused Of Using Urine To Cook For Her Boss by Guyman02: 10:27am On Sep 16, 2015
If you suspect your maid on anything secretly mount CCTV and see what happens when you are not around especially parents with little kids.
Politics › Re: Ongoing Fight At Alaba International Market? by Guyman02: 4:39pm On Sep 15, 2015
There seems to be an ongoing battle between Igbo and Yoruba Youths in the social media. what is happening? Its time to sheath the sword and call for a ceasefire and face the North that is trying to consolidate power while Southerners (Igbo/Niger Delta youths on one side against Yoruba Youths).
Politics › Re: Woman, Who Gave Buhari N1m Savings, Not Abandoned – APC by Guyman02: 4:33pm On Sep 15, 2015
What is the worth of this Buharis Mud house, is it up to N1m?

Pets › Re: Photos From A Ram Fighting Event In Lagos by Guyman02: 2:07pm On Sep 15, 2015
Politics › Re: Frustration, Anger In APC Over Buhari’s Ministerial List - Daily Independent by Guyman02: 11:25am On Sep 15, 2015
So the original name of Port Harcourt was IGWEOCHA and the villages used to be called Umu-Okoro, Umu-kurushi etc but to downplay its Igbo composition it was renamed Port Harcourt and the villages now called Rumu-Okoro, Rumu-this and that. Obigbo was renamed Oyigbo. WHY?

Igbos should start using the Original name like Zimbabwe renamed themselves from Rhodesia, Zaire reverted to Congo, Burkina Faso from Upper Volta and many others.
Why was not Kano not renamed Port Luggard?
Crime › Re: Man Trapped Inside Grave In Jigawa As He Tries To Steal Dead Human Body (Photo) by Guyman02: 9:55am On Sep 15, 2015
Logician:
There are more to this story. he tried to steal the human body 2 hours after they buried the deceased people are usually buried during the day and its difficult to comprehend why someone would go stealing a corpse in the day time, just barely 2hrs after. They should tell us what really transpired.
Muslims bury the dead at any time of the day
Crime › Re: Man Trapped Inside Grave In Jigawa As He Tries To Steal Dead Human Body (Photo) by Guyman02: 9:53am On Sep 15, 2015
Is he the stubborn fly that follows a corpse into the grave? huh huh
Politics › Re: Osun Lecturers Protest Unpaid Salaries (Photo) by Guyman02: 3:51pm On Sep 14, 2015
Meanwhile, the woman Judge who asked Aregberascal to be impeached is being hounded by the APC CJN Justice Mahmoud
Romance › Re: He Ran Away And Never Came Back After Our Wedding Introduction, Help! by Guyman02: 12:20pm On Sep 14, 2015
He thought PMB was your father, but after he saw this mud house as his Asset in your village; He fled. Just tell him that there is N30m in his account with shares in Berger paint, another house in Abuja, Kano, Port Harcourt and he will forget about the visa and come back.

Politics › Re: Woman Who Donated Life Savings Of 1million Naira To Buhari Critically Ill. by Guyman02: 12:17pm On Sep 14, 2015
Buharis Assets

Mudhouse and Cows.

And you call him a success story and he is not into any charity.

Celebrities › Re: Top Nigerian Celebrity Dads And Their Pretty Daughters [photos] by Guyman02: 12:10pm On Sep 14, 2015
STOP PROMOTING BABY MAMAS HERE. Remove Davido and Seun from that List
Christianity Etc › Re: Ifesinachi Anih, A Christian, Converts To Islam (PHOTOS) by Guyman02: 11:41am On Sep 14, 2015
If a Muslim girl does the same thing she will be killed under 'honour killing'.

But again this child under Nigerian Constitution is still a minor and totally dependent on her parents for care.


Picture: Man beheads sister for converting to Christianity

Politics › Re: Nnamdi Azikiwe's Son, Chukwuma Buried As FG, Local Chiefs Absent by Guyman02: 9:03am On Sep 14, 2015
The people shunned the burial because thats the only statement that PMB has made about the SE about FG burying the son of Late Zik by completing the ZIK mausoleum.
The Late Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe is not popular among the Igbos like Awolowo is to the Yorubas; he is an icon to Nigeria but not to Ndigbo unfortunately.

Like someone mentioned here Igbos dont respect you because of the family you come from or the family name that you bear; they respect you based on your individual achievement and how you have personally helped the community even in a small way.
Politics › Re: Nigeria's 'brown Envelope' Journalists - Aljazeera by Guyman02:
Yoruba Lagos-Ibadan Press have been the chief media propagandists for years. Even foreign media is exposing their antics.

But AJ, CNN, FOX etc are also guilty of spinning the news too which led Egypt to jail AJ journos recently. They have been begging people to join their Twitter hashtag FREEAJSTAFF but many people who know that they are guilty as charged just ignore their campaign.
Family › Re: I'm Having Doubts About Getting Married Next Month by Guyman02: 11:17pm On Sep 13, 2015
freecocoa:
I don't know why everyone is acting like there's no problem, OP there's a big problem and it's you, you are cheating while still planning to get married, you better just leave the young man you want to marry alone and sort yourself out, I wish he'd catch you, mschew.
Sensible comment; she thinks that what she is doing is not cheating on her fiance because she seems to be enjoying it.
Politics › Re: Ministerial List: Amaechi, Fayemi, Fashola Fail Security Screening-NigerianPilot by Guyman02: 10:10pm On Sep 13, 2015
Another story with unnamed 'sources' huh huh huh
Politics › Re: You Didn’t Truly Campaign For Buhari, APC Tells Okorocha by Guyman02: 10:02pm On Sep 13, 2015
Despite betraying his own people to campaign vigorously, refering to Buhari as Okechukwu Buhari and getting some traditional rulers to give him chieftaincy titles, APC still feels Rochas did not not do enough. Thats not fair on the man and that is a betrayal by APC huh huh
Politics › Re: APC Leaders And Blocs In Fierce Battle Over Buhari's Ministerial List by Guyman02: 4:28pm On Sep 13, 2015
According to a top notcher of the party, According to our source, According to an insider. I stopped wasting my time on stories without real names of people
Politics › Re: Nigerian Troops Claim Boko Haram Terrorists Are Surrendering In Droves by Guyman02: 4:20pm On Sep 13, 2015
Now that PMB has renewed the cancelled training programme with America. I hope our Army wont start running from BH like US trained Iraqi Army who fled from ISIS or US trained US Ukraine Soldiers who were massacred by Rebels in Debaltseve.
Meanwhile US is supporting ISIS in Syria and creating refugee crisis while claiming they are fighting them.

Celebrities › Re: Kcee Releases New Pics To Correct Those That Said He Dresses Like Traffic Worker by Guyman02: 4:15pm On Sep 13, 2015
You said here that the guy dresses like traffic Warden now he has gone ahead to sew new clothes and some are saying he looks like P.A to Local Govt Chairman.

Why are Nigerians like this? huh sad angry

Phones › Re: Data Validity Period Should Be Abolished By NCC by Guyman02: 4:11pm On Sep 13, 2015
I support that, why should be time limited, as if it is a lottery.

Please send this as a petition to NCC
Celebrities › Re: Cherubim & Seraphim Church Honors DonJazzy (Photos) by Guyman02: 4:08pm On Sep 13, 2015
Igbo people have a saying 'anaghi eji anya oma aga Cherobim' grin grin grin

it means 'no be better eye person dey use join Cherubim and Seraphim, na difficult condition dey push people go there to find solution to their serious problems' grin grin grin
Congrats to Don J.
Politics › Re: The State Of Nigeria Under President Buhari by Guyman02: 3:23pm On Sep 13, 2015
I have been looking out for Barcanista, I am glad you are back to give them sleepless night. I had wanted to respond to issues like you do, but my nature doesnt give them the luxury to articulate all the things wey full my head.
APC goons were almost succeeding in turning NL into their media with their lies, dont bother about those asking why you were banned from Facebook/Twitter dont know where they got that from.

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