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First of all, let's do logical reasoning.

Who was the author of Song of Solomon (aka SOS)? Solomon right,

How wise was he?

Has any other human (dead or alive) been able to match his wisdom?

I don't think so. He (Solomon) asked for wisdom and he was abundantly blessed with it.

So how can we in our own meager and feeble and perhaps learned sense of reasoning consider that SOS is ungodly/unholy?

We've not even started to fully understand the scriptures yet.


Now to the book: SOS.

In my own opinion, SOS is to teach you very stiff-church-going-married-couples or even singles (no offense intended) how to be romantic with each other.

Some people get married and subconsciously maintain that "mind set" that sex (love making) is a bad/dirty thing.

Haven't you ever wondered (after entering some homes or even meet some couples in church), how/why they even got married in the first place.
Talk less of how or if they still make love. You don't feel any vibes between them to tell you that these people adore each other
(I'm not saying they are bad people; far from it).

It's just that they've taken the church work (and they aren't even pastors) so seriously that they miss out in the little things that keep the flames of a good marriage or relationship going. They've forgotten or mentally suppressed the art of "toasting" or appreciating one another.

That art comes naturally to some people while other have to learn it. Stick to your SOS verses and learn from the Master  


For the women:

Take your dressing for example. You may not have much (financially speaking) but the colors of what you wear matter.

Some colors make you happy, and some depress you. This effect is contagious and spreads to people around you.
So, what is it with those black gloomy head-ties that some women keep on wearing (especially to church) as if someone died? How is that suppose to inspire one's husband to say sweet and heart moving words of love and comfort to the wife?

And what about that hairdo?
Have you ever notice how some hair styles you carry bring positive compliments while others bring,  NOTHING   Just a quick glance from onlookers,  nothing more. A times you're force to ask your man if he notices anything different about you  

Just as a smile can light up a room, so too can gloom depress a gathering.


What about your house? Is there always laughter is is it always gloomy or is it a war zone you alway dread going back to after work? Change your curtains or something, read the SOS and you might learn a thing or 2 on what to say. Be inspired.

On to the GUYS:

In a psychologist line of work, one realizes that when it comes to love making, a lot of men know next to nothing about pre-intimacy. You could even go through the foreplaying without concluding in love making. Wifey would seriously appreciate it the effort.

There's this common occurrence once a couple gets married.
The ambiance of the marriage tends to decay. That energy used to purse and woo the wife seems to have disappeared.
It could occur shortly or some years after the marriage.
It's the "I have arrived/achieved" syndrome that's taking place.

Small "case study". In the morning, a lot of us start cars and leave the engine running in order for it to warm up and be ready for optimum use.

So also does a woman require warming up (pre-intimacy before actual love making); but impatience is what abounds   . It's so easy for a guy to take his weapon into the "trench" to do battle but without first without softening the ground, there will always be obstacles to overcome. Why not toast her  , whisper sweet nothings  , do the necking   and finish your trench warfare from there?    

Read the SOS from time to time. It's all in there.  . This is an endless gist but this is the much I can spare for now.

SOS is a good book or else it wouldn't have made it into the bible. Its application is the key.

Enjoy.

Here's a link to one of such sites: http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/view/136017

Your thoughts        

On the Halliburton report in French; what happened to the english copy that was sent along with the french one

What if the girl getting married was your sister/cousin/niece? Would you still be silent over the matter

Every freaking 419er claims to be a Nigerian 

Nigeria is now the "fall guy country".

So, where's the money now?
In whose possession?
What is going to be done with the money?
Keep us posted

If the "men" are going to receive 72 virgins on arrival in heaven, what's in it for the devout muslim women?


[center] 72 honks?   [/center]

Anyway, I wonder where the women will be gotten from cos going by statistics, the ration of 1:72 is pretty steep.

Let's make an assumption that all muslim men make it to heaven (taking cognizance of the muslims population that has lived since Mohammed's time).
Let's keep it at the current population of present day muslims; say 2 billion muslims make it into heaven.

OMG     , Heaven will be requiring 144 billion women to satisfy fleshy cravings. Haba Dauda(s)!!!  

, em, What of the ones that prefer boys?    

Just to cut a bizarre story short, when you die, you die. The next agenda na the review of your report card           ;

Note: please try & score some points for the after-life b4 you die. Getting to the Review Board stage without the prerequisite credit score will be very hazardous to you spiritual existence (most especially since you'll obviously be going to hell if your report card has no credits attached to the life you lived on earth)

The things of the earth will be left behind. No shagging in heaven o; better do all you want to do with all that sperm b4 you check out.

Neither will there be lust, stealing,disobedience, malice, anger, spite, jealousy, and every other vices various spirits try to evoke in our physical nature.

In all honesty & seriousness, worship GOD. All these arguments of whose holy book is better, more scientific, plagiarized, evolved etc will not matter.

On THAT DAY, it'll just be YOU and GOD. Your conscience will either keep you away or bring you b4 HIM.

Leave out the bitterness and enjoy your life.

You chaps should stop molesting your President.  

The truth of the matter is that they (foreign powers) want to arm twist your President into sending Nigeria troops into Sudan and Somalia. Particularly into Somalia.

The world knows the capabilities of Nigerian troops when it comes to Peace Enforcement but will never publicly acknowledge that fact.

Yes, Nigerian troops are the one that do the "dirty job" while other nations come and take the glory.

A case in point is the struggle for peace in Sierra Leone and Liberia.

Anyone coming into these countries for the first time could be forgiven for assuming that it was the USA, UK or UN that brought peace to their door step.

Nigeria lost a lot of souls fighting rebel factions in those nations and just before the "dust" could settle, "other nations" rushed in to declare victory for themselves.

Nigeria could only stand aside and watch the propaganda machines of the international community do their thing.

Now they're back and they want Nigerian troops to sacrifice themselves in the horn of Africa.

Somalia is an East / North African problem.

Let the North Africans take care of the problem; they understand the culture as well as the "mindset" of the people in that region.

A lot of Ugandan and Kenyan troops have already died in their their bid to provide peace in the region.

I don't see Obama sending in the marines anytime soon.

The strange thing is that the French govt has a military training base in the neighbouring Djibouti with at least 2000 troops.

Also in Djibouti are about 1,500 American personnel of the Combined Joint Task Force—Horn of Africa, stationed at the former French base Le Monier since 2003 _{http://www.cfr.org/publication/12578/} . Not to talk of their sea based assets in just round the Gulf of Aden.
What the hell are they there for if they can't quell the Somali issue? Ask AFRICOM   

What is the gain in sacrificing Nigerian lives in Somali Land? What is the rational of flying Nigerians 3000 kms into the front lines when you have over 3000 US and French troops less than 400km from the forward edge of the battle area?  

Let Col Gadaffi, Mubarak and a host of other North African Leaders send their own troops.

All those countries have mass armies at their disposal but are unwilling to send any soldier for peace keeping operations in the region.

They'd rather call on the UN to arm twist Nigeria into send her troops. When it's all over, they'll come again to take the glory.

A case of monkey dey work, baboon wan chop.

Leave Yar'Adua alone pls.

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This is how I download from youtube:

Option 1:
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It will give you a direct link to where the file is actually stored on the net; copy that link and give it to IDA to download.

Option 2:
If you don't have IDA but do have google chrome or firefox as you browser, paste the link (from http://kej.tw/flvretriever/) in the address bar and go. It should commence downloading from there.

Option 3:
Copy the link of the youtube file you wish to download and give it to IDA to download directly. IDA will (hopefully) make 2 downloads. The first one will be a file directing it to the link source which in turn will be used to download the second file which is the video you wish to save to your system.

Send me a mail if you need more help on the issue.

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Note that you'll have to prevent your anti-virus from perceiving the software as a virus when downloading it.

Read the user manual/help file that comes with it. (Not really a piece of cake for newbies but you'll get the hang of it in due time)

It takes persistent and patience.

Works on Windows OS.

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You see the hazard of making secondary school drop outs your LG chairmen; their earning more than you.

You that went to sec school, University, + your Masters, + your Phd, + everything you've sweated for.

The analysis is that at present, there's no place for merit in the event that you want to run for office.

It's a do or die affair because when you make it into the office, you can chop and quench; there are no checks and balances to limit your excesses.

So, which way forward?

Learned man, If I had the powers to put you there, would you do better or follow the trend?

God dey

What a waste.
He could have simply paid $20k for a shag with D'Ass (Cherokee).
That's her official price.
I'm sure with some bargaining thrown in, it could even be reduced.

Remove those grand parents in govt and the younger one will think with modern ideas (hopefully).

How can "these" people be driving our bus since colonial times? They drove their bus, their children's bus, their grand children's (my era) and now my own children's bus? Haba?

No disadvantage except extracting at least 1 - 2Gb of space from your hard drive for Page File use. (That's not your headache unless your hard drive is less than 5Gb  )

You wan chop - clean mouth?

We've just succeeded in creating problems for Nigerians (i.e. our Ibo brothers) trying to create a living in that region.
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, there will be blood.

Those (House) people are just Jobless vampires

Have they passed any ban on the production of fake drugs, child abuse (street hawking), etc ?

Have they ensured that education is compulsory for all kids at least up till graduation from secondary school?

Have they paid the old teachers that taught us while we were growing up?

Have they passed any bill to ensure that the minimum wages for ordinary working citizens are met or improved upon?

What about your parents that are pensioners? Is the pension coming regularly or are aged parents having to make unending calls to friends and "insiders" in order to get the gist of what is happening and at the end, it's all "I hear say this , I hear say that"?

Have they made any progress towards ensuring that you have pipe running water and electricity available to you 24/7?

What are the state of your roads, food and personal security?

The list is endless , ; but rest assured that this move to ban "insignificant things" will not put food on your table. But they will celebrate it as one of their outstanding achievements in years to come.

What has been done for you since you became self aware that has improved your situation? You're on your own for now; you're President is fighting a losing battle to bring sanity to his Government. Those vampires don't want change and they'll go all out to maintain the status quo.
You think these people give a damn about you? Think again. Click on the link below to see what they're living on.

This is an extract from the AIT Network "outlining" the take-home of your Senators:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWYoTJr9uME

Which way forward?

Solving Ahsan problem:

1. Download: Hijackthis.exe, removeit.exe and unlocker.exe (do a google search to find out where you can get them from.

2. Install and run removeit. (It's a maunally run antivirus that's able to detect what the big boys can't find).

3. After removeit scans your system, it'll bring up locations of where viruses it cant' "fix" are located.

4. Install and run the unlocker. Follow the direct given by removeit and unlock the viruses that have binded themselves to various parts of your system. After unlocking them, they can now be removed/deleted using the same unlocker.exe.

5. Install and run the hijackthis. (Be very careful not to do anything wrong with this software). Click on scan and go thru the generated list. Look for the line containing Ahsan, click to enable that line and click on fix.

6. Hijackthis enables you remove those annoying links that come up (that lead to no where) once your system has booted.

7. Reboot your system; if any of those links/notifications come up, simply run hijackthis again and fix the problem.

Enjoy!!!

Man-woman biz is a very RAM consuming task.

Even your hard drive will attest to this.

My advice:

Tie down the privates and READ YOURSELF into the work that's giving you headache.

There's nothing most of us are facing that hasn't been encountered by people that came b4 us;

problems and solutions have been documented on the internet for you to read up. No be beans. Read am.

As someone earlier said,  make www.google.com your home page and search away from there.

There's nothing you can't do if you'd only just put your mind to it.

Then, and only after then, can you release the one-eyed dragon.

Stop dabbling into things you have no understanding of.

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OMG!!! Proudly Nigerian ba?

Up zain!!!

Make una no worry eh. God dey

The poor man is considering what happens if death comes calling for some of the kids; hence the need to father plenty.
Someone has to (must) carry his name into the next generation.

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This is nice

Na wa o.
Person ask for help; crase people turn am to wrestling match.
9ja for life!!!

What about those manufacturing fake drugs and selling them to unsuspecting pharmacies, hospitals as well as dispensaries?