₦airaland Forum

bastien:
Nope, I don listening count yet I'm still flying high, sometimes toto na blessing




I won 300k wit 100naira Dec 2013,I shine congo wella, n I still win am

tell emmmm

ireneony:
Which kind yeye topic be this...
Mtchewwe

na gurlz lyk u dem de tlk abt

mkpakanaodogwu:
nobody has se.x like politicians,and they are richer,whites nko or does it affect only africans?

u just nailed it.

MrPresident1:
If you sleep with the wrong person you attract trouble to yourself. Sleep only with the person you intend to marry. Sex is marriage. Once you fvck you are married.

go boil beans....

yuzjet:


Nothing we no go see for 9Ja. Your husband said he want styles in sex, u said No DAT it's ungodly. Well, don't marry him. Wait for God to come and f^ck the hell out of u with different styles. Mtchew....

blaspheny

Diesel1:
If you see person that will be poor forever nobody go tell u

u tink say ha children go fgve ha?

atlwireles:
After 2019, Nigerians must change the meaning of clueless in the English Dictionary.

GEJ TILL 2019

to jonathan?

tat kippa no sabi shit....bt y e b say everitin abt old skool de swit...

BreadOfLife:
Wealthy but I think stingy on himself... Just five cars only? Where's ferrari, Aston martin's, etc.. He's Don Jazzy for carrying out loud.. Mtchew.

if no b cos of one tin i fo tell u ur moda toto...

dechandel:
She needs more Segz obviously..
She be like dog on heat

Btw.. Who is Funmi Iyanda

hw u de kari knw dog wa de on heaf?

DickDastardly:
Errrrrmm.......Orijin no dey dat village?

watz so special abt origin?

Konection:
Aw dis 50yrs old punny sweet self, any idea?

ask ur moda...

simplemach:
Hmmmmm. People get mind o, u live for my house you no want pay me my rent. I ask for my rent, you quarrel me, i challenge u, u kill me. All untop my house ooooo!
Shuuuuuuuu......!

i tire ooo just imagine...d kind crime wa de happen fo tat delta d fear me die..

Tgold1:
shake my d*ck

ur dick again?

OREMUSSANCTUS:
And christians will allow dis maggots to enter d church to go talk politics, can osibanjo go to d mosque to campaign? I pity dose christians dat kip shouting change, go ask who a typical fulani is. Dey are so deceitful and wicked, wif an unforgiven spirit. See d way dey re dividing christians, and all muslims re talking abt buhari. Ve ya ever wondered y d man kips using pastors? Cos he feels he will use dat to divide christians vote and collect d vote from d west cos he's a yoruba man dey will vote for him, buh God cannot be mocked. He will surely fail. Wise up dose shouting change!

pasin wa get numba 6 don tlk no b ol ds mufu shouting change...

icebebe:
nene,abeg help me look fr ma own na

hw much u go pay...meanwhile i neva c ma own sef ..

icebebe:
There is no point listing out d kind of drinks he takes,seems like he's downgrading coca cola


Me wey dey drink coke evryday no see ma name,person wey no dey drink or value dem sef com see him name n still fall deir hand in d open *tear* God will fight fr me

watin b ur name.

iceberylin:
Cause we try to get lots of cash....

BRoke marriage aint cool...

tell emmm

klassiquette:
He knows the crime scene without a map

bt kom to tink of it...his wyfe is suppose to n at his matrimonial home...so ig tatx where he drove to i dnt fink he is guilty..

debolly:
Hmmmnnn, I don't experience menstrual pains again except for boil that do accompany it & once my period is over it just dissappear.

u min boil de commot on top of ur pussy?

phollybee:
and who said this Foolish man deserves a second Term?

ask ur moda...

francizy:
Story for another day...

tell ur guy na...niggha is bin veri inquisitive...

Maamin:
Yeye dey worry you.. number 69 na the number wey come after 68 and before 70

clap fo ur sef...

kent79:
Omo na true too. Lol.. Bt wait oooo, u be female now.How u take know all these.

hlp me ask ha ooo

[quote author=otunsman post=30641694]The 69 sex style is when you lye your head facing his joystick while he lye his facing your honeywell,as he lick your jellybean,you suck his joystick as well.It's 50\50[/qu u don try am bfo?i wan try am bt scared...sone say cancer....

fydence:
na type of gala

oboi tlk sense abeg...

Jackeeh:
Sorry Sis. I can only imagine what you're going through. First off don't, and I repeat, don't report your man to anyone. You will further embarass him and make matters worse. Also don't take advice from NL gals who tell you they will never swallow milk. Sister believe me; they have done worse. And most of them(if not all) are still single. Your man has a sexual fantasy he hid from you. He should have told you buh he didn't. So let's not cry over spilled milk. Talking about spilled milk, your man's "spilled milk" isn't poison. Swallowing it won't kill you. It actually contains protein blah blah blah. Some tips to help you : have some chewing gum or sweet in your mouth when you're giving him a bj( e.g tom tom). When he spills, instead of dwelling on d taste, just gulp down the stuff as fast as possible. In other words, swallow it at once. Don't delay. If he still insists you swallow, you can also hold the tip of your nose tight while you swallow. Hmmmmmm all these just for semen. Odiegwu!!! Well, what am I trying to say here? Save your marriage. Do all you can to save your marriage. The day he meets another lady who can swallow not only spilled milk but the joystick + balls, no amount of prayers will bring him back to you. And I won't be surprised if that "other woman" turns out to be one of these ones shouting, God forbid! I can't do it!!! Mtchwwwwww. At least your life isn't in danger. He's not hitting you. Finally whether u choose to swallow or not, protect your marriage at all cost.

pasin u too sabi....point well noted

Maamin:
lol...this is very simple @ Op, whenever he asks for a head you tell him to return the favour as well..69 will be cool. if he cant do the same then nothing for him as well..

oboi abeg no vex whch one b 69?

pinkycute:
Swallow his fluid Hell NO!!.. I can't do DAT to prove my love for any man ( What nonsense ) well, since the table has turn around and he don't longer talk to you as before or act in a Christianity ways.... Please just ask him, if he can eat ur shit for love and see his respond

wat if d man licks ur punny nko?

francizy:
Its salty.. You don't wanna go there bro..

damn whch minz u tried it den? y did u said i dnt wana go derw nd finally wat was d hos reaction whn ur tongue landed dere?

smackimorn:
I dn google am tire... So

any gurl wa de gv u strong head try am on ha...den tnk me lera...

holicalpha:
Banging a girl ain't no piece of cake but its not difficult.

still bitin around bush...uv nat made ur point...