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Romance › Re: Ladies: Will You Agree To Marry Tiger Woods After Elin Leaves? by H2O2: 10:55pm On Dec 22, 2009
He knew what he was doing when he cheated.
He knew his infidelity would not deter women from swarming him.
Money talks.

Besides, infidelity is not a new uprising.  How many women stay with cheating partners? I've lost count.
Love is the ultimate hanger.  grin
Romance › Re: Ladies: Will You Agree To Marry Tiger Woods After Elin Leaves? by H2O2: 10:42pm On Dec 22, 2009
Tiger's problem won't be finding a replacement.
Too many women would love to replace Helen in a heartbeat.
Family › Re: What Do You Do When Your Spirit Is Low? by H2O2: 10:23pm On Dec 22, 2009
I hoop smiley
Celebrities › Re: Breaking News! Actress Brittany Murphy Dies Aged 32 by H2O2: 10:18pm On Dec 22, 2009
What's with celebs and prescription drugs undecided
Family › Re: Must The Husband Be 100% Responsible For The Family Bills? by H2O2: 10:17pm On Dec 22, 2009
[quote author=na2day? link=topic=349754.msg5162821#msg5162821 date=1261464901]grin grin grin[/quote]LOL Mr. Man I believe in a 50-50 household na.
I wanna be in the house washing dishes while my wife is out in the hot sun changing tires and topping the engine oil.

Hasn't western culture taught us anything about double standards cool
Family › Re: Must The Husband Be 100% Responsible For The Family Bills? by H2O2: 10:15pm On Dec 22, 2009
It's only fair mama-gee. My entry was very reasonable.
Family › Re: Must The Husband Be 100% Responsible For The Family Bills? by H2O2: 10:14pm On Dec 22, 2009
Aladunni:
why shouldnt they? they musthuh

that is the more reason you should think well (singles) before you dash, if she can support fine, if she cant then men should take up their responsiblities big time o. A man do tell me before i got married five things a man should take care of in the house so he wont become a nonentity.

Shelter, feeding, children school fees, care of both inlaws and , cant remember the last one now, the moment a woman takes charge of this BIG FIVE! Men pls pack and go back to your parents house, we dont need baby-husbands grin grin grin
You sound like the ideal African woman - you understand whose role is what.  
I expect you to clean, cook, iron, wash, scrub, and spread like a woman should.  All terms and chores must be done on time and are non-negotiable.
Family › Re: Must The Husband Be 100% Responsible For The Family Bills? by H2O2: 10:08pm On Dec 22, 2009
If I am going to be footing 100% of the bills, you better be ready to SUBMIT to me like a loving respectful wife, as ordered by your Lord God.
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 9:29pm On Dec 22, 2009
rofl
Nairaland General › Re: Why Does A Forum Of NL's Status Not Have A Sophisticated Search Function? by H2O2: 9:14pm On Dec 22, 2009
It's more of a problem with the flawed built-in SMF search functions; they are not strong.
SMF has always had this problem with their search code, and I don't think Seun has installed any search mods.
Romance › Re: Share Tips for Successful Relationships by H2O2: 8:59pm On Dec 22, 2009
communication
commitment
compromise
Health › Re: Why Do My Teeth Bleed When I Brush by H2O2: 8:48pm On Dec 22, 2009
Go easy on the sugar
You could have gum disease
Brush at least twice daily, and floss when you brush
Try peridex
Consult your dentist . . go for teeth cleaning
Romance › Re: Why Dont Women Appreciate Or Like Nice Guys ? by H2O2: 8:41pm On Dec 22, 2009
Then join hands with the rascals in treating them like rags.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: no by H2O2: 11:41am On Dec 22, 2009
raybahny:
Kai homos , whn toto neva finish abi , u no see toto 4k na man yansh u dey liberate now phewwwwwwwwwww , yuk, no make me puck, abeg and lady ere willing to giv this guys a drill of their life to reprogramme em brains to knw dat ntn compares to 4kin pussies pathetic souls , em well and me too oooo i wan to ride jangorover any interested ladies
lol grin
Health › Re: ~ How Obsessed Are You About Your Weight? ~ by H2O2: 8:07am On Dec 22, 2009
constant weight huh lmao
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Christmas And New Years Wish From You Guys :( by H2O2: 8:05am On Dec 22, 2009
Merry Christmas to you Shannon!
Wishing you the best Xmas ever.
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 7:32am On Dec 22, 2009
alright i'm done for real now, ladies tongue
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 7:31am On Dec 22, 2009
platinumnk:
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz i dont think u ready for this jelly. . . my body too bootyliscuis for u babe


i dont deal with midget dc*ks tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

I dont want to search for your penile erection lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
ewwwwwwww that's assuming i was lucky enough to find the fat-clogged hole you call a puss-ee
i would probably already be frustrated, grossed out and passed out to even wanna proceed

besides, big balls come with big dongs. if i shove it half-way in your puffy mouth you would gag.
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 7:24am On Dec 22, 2009
i like that compliment sef - chubby.
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 7:24am On Dec 22, 2009
nowhere near as chubby as you and the other fat cohorts here.
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 7:03am On Dec 22, 2009
What are you, 4 years old? Was that dry attempt at a joke supposed to be fuhnee angry



I still love you all. especially you iya ngozi
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 6:58am On Dec 22, 2009
I'll be back later.
I've almost forgotten that I am a composed gentleman.
Sorry for the rudeness ladies. Hope you can find it in your fat hearts to forgive me embarassed.
Thanks.

Ice cream recess in progress.
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 6:56am On Dec 22, 2009
lovemoi2:
H2O2
lol, u dont even know how we look and u just think because we dont agree with your ugly asss means we fat, well not everyone lies to people online

[size=14pt]it only proves that u are one ugly bonny asss dude that probably dont even have lilttle chicks looking twice at you, comming online filling out the empty space in yah heart after all the neglect/lack of attention and sh.it[/size]
grin  grin
shut up fat goose. shei you hia yourself.
this proves you are a simpleton whose thinking faculty is lost in space somewhere.
does your dumbarse even know what i look like   tongue wait my picture is inverse(1/0)% done.

my big balls dance brings all the girls to the yard  grin
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 6:49am On Dec 22, 2009
ruffrider:
u pieace of poo. how about I take you shove you back up your moms backside
why are you obsessed with your mommi's backside.
the "fat and gay" combination is not cute hawnnie
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 6:45am On Dec 22, 2009
ruffrider:
where's that pic h202.  Come forth so I say "see, i told you so"
I told you he looks like a cow d--k
it's uploading infinitesimally.  continue waiting chunky.
[right] grin
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 6:44am On Dec 22, 2009
lmaoooooooooooo those pictures are rather lovely  grin  grin Gabby.
Health › Re: Is It Ok For A 7yr Old To Be "this Fat" by H2O2: 6:42am On Dec 22, 2009
My goodness look at the mammalias on that boy.

His parents better act quick.
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 6:39am On Dec 22, 2009
ruffrider:
I thought I told ya, imma star, you see the ice, you see the cars, cause he like. he like. EVERywhere we are. cool
What's with this incoherent balderdash undecided

you sound like a psychotic fat narcissist angry
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 6:38am On Dec 22, 2009
Face it, you lots are looking for ways to make your devastated plummeting egos feel good.

I can't imagine what it's like being a social outcast. It must suck, huh tongue

grin grin
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 6:35am On Dec 22, 2009
ruffrider:
I bet you look in the mirror and cry" why was I even born in the first place"!! cry
do you really think that?
I bet your mother would have preferred giving birth to a gorilla instead of your hideous, inflated as%
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 6:32am On Dec 22, 2009
lovemoi2:
LMAO
am suspecting he is a bony ASSS dude, looking hungry and shi.t
you have every right to be jealous of fit people you chunky obese f-uck.

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