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Computers › Re: Who Is The Fastest Typist Here by H2O2(op): 10:44am On Dec 21, 2009
topup:
You should try this one. .

http://speedtest.10-fast-fingers.com/
I am about to right now. Should be fun.


btw, you did not accept my frequest on facebook?
Romance › Re: Hey! Women What Do You Think About Virgin Guys? by H2O2: 10:40am On Dec 21, 2009
Good! topup if any other man steals you from me, i will vex o  angry


@post

Inexperience is a lack of experience that will eventually be gained over time with experience lol.
Ki ni big deal.
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 10:39am On Dec 21, 2009
nodullme:
H2O2 please don't leave me! cry
E gba mi o. You know the koko wey I dey talk, madam will you stop toying with me.
You have insisted on refusing to read between the lines.
Now all that's left is for you to dribble me like a football.
lol
Romance › Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake by H2O2: 10:30am On Dec 21, 2009
The lady in question got pregnant huh? shocked shocked
Forget what I said then. Surely, he must confess to the fiancee.
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 10:24am On Dec 21, 2009
Nothing na. Since you no fancy me again I don commot.
I thought you wanted to be the apple of my eye undecided
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 10:19am On Dec 21, 2009
Nothing dear smiley
Celebrities › Re: Breaking News! Actress Brittany Murphy Dies Aged 32 by H2O2: 10:18am On Dec 21, 2009
I know right.
Fine looking young babes don't just naturally drop dead in broad daylight, unless I'm missing something.
We'll find out the missing link soon.
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 10:14am On Dec 21, 2009
My friend, read between the lines. you are the blessing.
if you refuse to give the blessing i will bow gracefully and understand cheesy
Romance › Re: What Would You Talk About On The Phone With Your Girlfriend? by H2O2: 10:10am On Dec 21, 2009
Whatever comes to mind.

Sex, God, Life, Politics, Current Events, etc
Romance › Re: The Professional Virgin by H2O2: 10:04am On Dec 21, 2009
some deep stuff here.

Professional Virgin shocked shocked ?
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 9:58am On Dec 21, 2009
nodullme:
Blush no further my oatmeal raisin, we were meant to be! grin
I knew God was kind to me.
He foresaw that I had this blessing coming my way.
Now how do I receive this beautiful blessing . cheesy


Gabry:
Oatmeal Raisin huh huh huh OMG! shocked shocked shocked embarassed lipsrsealed

Do I feel like crying or laughing. grin cry grin cry grin
if you like fall for gutter.  mschewwww.
Celebrities › Re: Beyonce's Mom Divorcing Her Dad And Manager by H2O2: 9:52am On Dec 21, 2009
It was alleged that he has a baby on the way with another woman lol
Celebrities › Re: Breaking News! Actress Brittany Murphy Dies Aged 32 by H2O2: 9:47am On Dec 21, 2009
See this pervert. na the only thing you sabi talk be that . lol
Culture › Re: The Two Things That Can Make A Nigerian Man Open A Car Door For A Woman by H2O2: 9:45am On Dec 21, 2009
It might play to my advantage to open the door for babes sef, when I think about it.

Opening that tiny door could open a bigger set of opportunities for me smiley .

Don't worry ladies, I will be happy to open those doors for ya
Culture › Re: The Two Things That Can Make A Nigerian Man Open A Car Door For A Woman by H2O2: 9:44am On Dec 21, 2009
OAM4J:
I always open the car door for babes

but from inside sha grin
hahahahah same here bros, same here grin grin
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 9:44am On Dec 21, 2009
Gabry:
Among all the NL guys, you had to mention that spoil vehicle. . .  shocked
What can I say?  You two would make a perfect couple  smiley.
i would even fly to malaysia to attend the wedding.

Gabry:
vomits. . . tongue
Oh stop it sad
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 9:42am On Dec 21, 2009
nodullme:
Wait! wait! wait! Gabry what are trying to say? don't trip oo his mine, I tot we were on the same page?
Have no fear honey bunches of oats, you have no competition.
you can be mine all mine.  I happily accept.
I'll be kindly awaiting an opportunity sef to build on this budding romance of ours.
I feel all fuzzy inside  embarassed  I'm even blushing.
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 9:39am On Dec 21, 2009
Gabry:
I thought you love him now. For me, he's mine to lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin grin
Please 190 is looking for you, don't spoil my blessing biko  angry

I said you win.  Okay, I surrender master. lol

platinumnk:
lol u probaly be on that thread because your gf askedfor money
or that ure broke and want all girls to not to ask for money


if i was rich it wouldnt bother me grin grin grin
ROFL say na me you carry style yab like this ehn  embarassed
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 9:37am On Dec 21, 2009
nodullme:
@baby4u2

please don't take whatever is said on here to heart
It would be a big mistake if she did. I sure as heck don't.

baby4u2, simmer down. I'm a gentleman to the ladies, don't you see?
lol
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 9:36am On Dec 21, 2009
nodullme:
No fighting please  angry
Lol i'm sorry, my manners escaped me for a few seconds there.

baby4u2:
I can see you're still a small boy with your insult. Please speak good English, i know you're a local rascal with all your post on NL. Don't start with me, it ends here. This is my last post directed you, check my history i don't go around dragging insults with people. You will go along way being liked by being mature. a pleasant day online to you.
ROFLLLLLLLL LMAOOO.   If I wanted to be a pr-ick I would drag this on with you incessantly just for kicks.  But I won't do that.
I'll even be the bigger man by tendering an apology to you, although my initial entry to you was in no way out of bounds or foul.
I am so sorry for stepping on your toes.  Please be kind enough to pardon me lady.  Thanks  kiss
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 9:26am On Dec 21, 2009
baby4u2:
Yes nobody has to agree, but we can abuse him. Thank you for being an errand boy.
Lol oooh now you respond to my own post too, huh? Were! Mad woman. did I ask you? grin grin
i won't hesitate to flog some sense into you this lovely evening you whack as-s vermin.
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 9:24am On Dec 21, 2009
baby4u2:
H202 is there something wrong with your head? Are you the OP, did i call your name. If the tread is exhausted are you the determinant? I didnt look for your wahala pls face the people that are calling your name not me. I cant remember you being the OP. There wouldn't be a reply from me if it was not started in the first place. So i want to correct silly and nonsense thinking that some people have.
Hey nimrod, if you have a problem with my action kiss my left nut or kick the bucket.
might i add, dimwit, i respond to whomever and whatever whenever i feel like it.  mumu.
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 9:22am On Dec 21, 2009
Exactly my point plarrinumn.  Depends on the individual.  One man's meat is another's poison.
You don't have to agree with his decision to create the thread

U will never see me in a thread that " my bf never gives me money" I dont believe that girls should take money from guys in the first place. Not a complaint.
You will maybe see me there.  A few other girls will be there as well.
These things are unpredictable.  Life always takes on its course  cheesy .
Romance › Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake by H2O2: 9:19am On Dec 21, 2009
nodullme:
You have every reason to doubt some stories posted on NL, some of them are posted to create unnecessary drama!!
Na so oooo

topup:
You should probably come clean with your fiance, because she deserves better. She deserves loyalty, and peace of mind knowing that her to-be husband is able to be faithful to her - which you haven't proven.

I think every action has a consequence and unfortunately, the consequence for this might be losing your girlfriend. Give her the opportunity to make the decision to stay or leave you, don't lie to her behind her back, because she will probably find out someway anyway.
As much as I agree with you, he might be better off taking his sexcapade [mistake] to the grave with him.
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 9:15am On Dec 21, 2009
baby4u2:
@OP is there a clear reason why you wanted us to know your preference cause nobody asked you!!! Or is there a good point you were trying to make? Cause we still cant see it. Are you a president that one should care what you feel? Or does your preference define our general food portions in Nigeria? Its not everything you say sweetie. Since you already have a girlfriend let others hear word. Always note that one mans meat is another mans poison. For all some guys care, your meat is their poison. So please and please concentrate on your girl or she is not answering you?  undecided
Is there a reason you preferred to respond to it insead of dismissing it.
I mean you do consider it insignificant, correct me if I'm wrong.


This topic is exhausted jare, I don tire.
Shannon will soon bite my head off. *runs off *  grin  grin
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 9:10am On Dec 21, 2009
platinumnk:
there is a big difference than makeing a statement than a  complaint

you complain about things that you deal with or dealt with.

If I drove around in a Benz, I Wouldnt be complaing of gas milage in a put put grin
You are still missing the point.
Your rule is not applicable to everybody.  People complain and make statements whenever they feel like it.
It's not impingent on its immediate impact on their life.  It depends moreso on their mood.
Permit me to go off on a tangent to proffer another example.
Would an athlete on full scholarship at an institution be foolish or out of line for complaining about a spike in school tuition even though it does not affect him in any fashion?
What appears to be a complaint in your eyes, I choose to see as a harmless statement.
Nonetheless, variation is the spice of life.  He can create whatever threads fit his taste as long as he's not breaking the rules.
nodullme:
embarassed Me?! Traitor?! H2O2 what did I do to deserve such a name? embarassed Meself I go follow u cry  cry cry  cry  cry
Abeg sista no vex, it was tongue-in-cheek.  You remain my delicious homegirl.
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 8:48am On Dec 21, 2009
Iya Ngozi, carry on.  I dey run commot sef now now, i no want make you bash me finish.
When he abuse you wella I no go dey dia to console you o.
Romance › Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by H2O2: 8:46am On Dec 21, 2009
nodullme:
lol this is too funny

@ Gabry, you have my full support! finish them jare
We are supposed to be allies. You should be backing me up. I feel betrayed. Traitor!
I thought we were buddies. I was beginning to like you sef angry

cry
Celebrities › Re: Breaking News! Actress Brittany Murphy Dies Aged 32 by H2O2: 8:43am On Dec 21, 2009
The autopsy would be carried out regardless of what he says.
I'm sure the district attorney's office would want some form of clarity on the cause of death.

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