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That's awesome topup. Well above average.

Gabry:
O ya! Come hia you! U havent answered my question? Or are u afraid?


Thank you

Iya ngozi free me o, abegiii no be by force.
By the time I'm thru with you, your boyfriend will feel like a eunuch

Pathetic is putting it mildly.  She is a two-bit hooker.
How could one stoop so slow?  Maybe a love addict.   I doubt the authenticity of the story though.

Sounds like a story from an episode of Jerry Springer.

I will kinky-fight the both of you, I don't mind.
One cannot turn down an abundance of women.

Lol you people are not serious.

platinumnk:
But why complain? because you are left with left overs?

I would if I was
Yes I make comments, but to complain about an issue I dont deal with?
I dont complain about issues that I dont have to deal with.

And it is well within the good judgments of those who do to decide how they use their time.

There is a passover feature on nairaland called "waka pass" . If you have a grouse with a thread you have the option to ignore it.
I complain about issues I don't deal with all the time and so do you.  We all do.
Tiger Woods is none of my business, but I still make it my palava to rile on him for trifling.
Van Vicker wins man of the year award, I could give two f-ucks but I choose to submit an entry about it.
It's not that difficult to understand, is it?


Anyways, back to fat women.  I'm afraid this digression is baseless.

That is not a mistake. You are irresponsible.

And The hell do their personal business gotta do with how people decide to go about their lives on nairaland?
Is physical appearance now the quote-on-quote "dictator" of what threads can be created by whom?


There are good-looking niggas who pocket hot flowers all the time who still bash on fat broads.  It ain't nothing new.

Mother be wowed. Did my post exhume topup from the grave of absence.


@ how cute topup, you found a new love.

yeah you are exercising your right to free speech, at the discretion of the admin of course.

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LOL cuhz, you paid for that there? That thing free blood.

LOL@ Gabby
That is nowhere close to true. We discuss our choices, positions, and so forth all the time here, giving opinions here and there - there is a reason this is a blog, mind you.
Imagine if we kept to ourselves . . would there be a need for a blog?

It's all fun mixed with bullshizzle.

Lol in spanish. Discussing one's personal taste is now equated with insecurities.

Some women can be so dull and illogical.

xynerise, maybe an apology should be ordered.
you have stepped on the injured toes of a few fat women here, and they will thunderfuck you for it.

Ten agbalumos to the winner

whitelexi writes

Depends on which sex is involved. You see, after all the games, a woman finally gets desperate to settle down while, for the man, its the beginning of life! A woman will not mind settling with u in weeks sef, saying she's found the soul-mate that she's been searching for since the last 10-15 yrs,
. . .

there are some heavy truths to this

salsera:
honestly we women can be silly

you want a professional in bed but you dont want a cheat
were did he then hone his skills before he met you
wouldnt you rather 'his practice makes perfect skills' were with you than a dozen other predecessors

Being a virgin and being masculine is no big deal
The mind is the most important tool for sex anyway

My sister thank you for sizing up the hypocritical women
Some women are hypocrites, no doubt.

nodullme:
Hmm! Even cook books are not this detailed wow thanks! Can you also teach me how to boil water? Pleeeaaase, I really need your help!!

walk to the kitchen
open your shelf
remove your pot from the shelf
close your shelf
enter your pot in the sink and on your tap to fill the pot with water
off your tap
carry your pot on top of the stove
on your stove
fire the water until it starts to remove bubbles
off your stove when bubbles have come

you have now boiled water.

If it would not make the other party happy, the other party should not marry me.
No be by force.

I'm not marrying to make me happy. That's slightly inaccurate.
I don't expect marriage to be a harbinger of happiness, but I would be happy to marry. Finding peace and happiness within the marriage is an added bonus that I expect.
I know it's not a bed of roses.

Fhemmmy:
Do u noticed that with all your reasons, nothing is about you . . . .it is all about people and society and customs, so where do u fit in?

They are plenty in there.  Ya just gotta look harder.
I would be perfectly satisfied with marrying for struture and permanent unity with the love of my life in the eyes of God.
The idea of marriage in and of itself is absolutely romantic and sweet.
There's an assortment of reasons of why I would want to get married.

It's a desire in my soul that must be fulfilled

Fhemmmy:
I personally think that a man shd not use money to woo a woman and then, dont spend the woman on her after they are married.

Unless he's filthy reach, he's probably setting himself up for failure.

Hmm good question


Societal ritual?  Religious expectation? Familial and/or peer pressure?  Need for companionship?
For structure and family? Satisfy sexual needs? To feel a deeper sense of commitment to one's love for a spouse?
To bear children within normal customs?  For benefits?

True that. Some of them are actually quite understanding.

Not if I get married to one of the brainwashed Naija babes wey dey for yankee here.
Egalitarian union all the way.

Too nigrified.

This tight right here

No byatch you know i got yo back 24o/7.

Kill the nigga back.
I tell you what, if a nigga's into you he will be on your arse like a hawk.
Nigga ain't all that into you, IMHO.

rofl i'm sorry hunni