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Ditzy as a mugggggg blood

Geek to a T.

LLMAOOOOOOOO @ xynerise
vato, you best run before you get fatso'd and suffocated with chunks of dangling fat.


pray tell me you know the ones bleating like injured goats are abysmally fat and over-nourished.
i would be offended and outraged too if i was called out like that.
Who knew preferences could irate people to pine this badly.

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Slumgdog Millionaire.

sachi itna acha tha yaar

aapki

Net Speed: 100 WPM
(words/minute)
Accuracy: 98%
Gross Speed: 102 WPM
(words/minute)
Test Name: Astronauts
Time: 1 minute

Who is the fastest typist here?  How fast can you type?

Let's have a typing competition.

http://www.typingtest.com

Here's what I got:
Net Speed:  91 WPM
(words/minute)
Accuracy: 97%
Gross Speed:  93 WPM
(words/minute)
Test Name: Astronauts
Time: 1 minute

This is relatively low/average for me.  I can do better.

She's 18 now brah, get your rox on all night long if you wanna.
Break shorty's back, brah

An igbo tribe-basher say it ain't so.

Tope you and that your oshodi isale face. If I catch you ehn, I go chop you well well.

Yeah maybe anorexia &or hard drugs.

I eat like a snake.

Heart attack at an early age. Na wa o

@igbaaye
LOL@this dingbat taking a swipe at me.
Empty barrel, loud as parrot.  Rubbish and Heatol


@Mitchel, who cares? F-uck up.  Give them an italian special.

LMFAOLOL@ this twig being stubborn. I ROFL like a punjab.

you mean to tell me he's holding your head from 2000 miles afar?
Must have the longest arms ever.

what the puck
p's for f's .

lol @ the term "New Nigerian" - funny lots.

O hell no! Sorry, maybe he's afraid.  

cuteromntc:
You must have noticed that busy people dont waste their time on nairaland.We come here once in a while for fun.Your post is daft and boring.More annoying because the poster asshole put a dafter disclaimer to get her way.

The site owner is a young boy trying to hustle , he has to be careful if he wants people here.that's y he let's low lives post anything that comes out of their heads asses.You are an example.accept n change punk backside

chaaaaaaaaaai na so una go jus dey yab persin.

That cousin of yours is backwards minded. Involvement in cross-culture marriages should not deter you from maintaining your cultural ties and practices. An emotion as harmless and as rewarding as love should never be discouraged by scare-mongers.

moon walker:
Yeah right sistawoman. sometimes i wish they are more like you - liberated and all that.

hahaha very funny niggu. liberated my arse. liberation is more of an excuse to be loose whores.
as if we have nothing better to emulate than western promiscuity.

i laugh in obo.

great! another akata katakata is here with the typical sob stories.

lol @ this mad witch. were you expecting him to disown his family for your sake?
imagine you have the effrontery to reprove a man who is only your "boyfriend" for loving his own family.

these weak arse crass nigerian women always have something intangible to b!tch about. always.

MUZBO:
I think you are a self-centred attention-seeking megalomaniac. . . and thats from what I read on NL. Your posts reflect that much. . . even this thread supports those adjectives.
Don't beat yourself up just yet, . .

i completely agree.

something about black women

except some change just never come full circle.
even then, we still impact people directly or indirectly - irrespective of the inherent changes we make withint ourselves.
moreover, people are different.  some of the jokes being said in good humour are not meant to be taken seriously.
some people need to learn to loosen up 
that last joke wasn't even malicious. funny as hell though

if you allow these words to bring you down you are not strong-spirited.


@topik

is it true that old-fashioned girls turn into fussy old women?

strive to clear prejudice and injustice. panther power baby, ain't no one stopping you.
your desire to stop prejudice and injustice wouldn't stop stereotypes from existing.

loving you doesn't mean he has to end up with you.

i just laughed at it again. hell shit i guess my humour far different from urs. whatever gives


@post

susana, you no love me again ?
our love don kpeme jus lai that?

rofl, that ain't even it blood, you got it twisted

is just funny as hell is all that is there