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H202
hmmm, but for real i tot we had this settled?
Yeah NL gets boring when stuffs like this don't happen but like u know, someone needs to step down
please, its enough. This is stale already!!

very stale.  desert dry.
I'll cease, believe me. Sometimes I just can't help being grossly disgusted when I come across ignorance.

She will be back to respond very soon. I bet you 10 grand.

Sisi Jinx:
@ Acid
Otito now. . . Jeez!

By the way, why do I always get the urge to speak Hausa to you?

For instance, right now I was thisclose to writing "Ya Isa mana!"

Maybe there is something worth investigating here. . . .

  Sorry, I couldn't help it.
Okay my one true love, I will stop.  Pwomis

blissfullynaughty has highlighted some of the keypoints Cristalz fails to understand regarding criticism and I advise that braindead to worship it.

doyin13:
Kobe. . . .it is kobe abi?/

Muscle man
Who is kobe 

You would be a disgraceful embarrassment on Sports  Men like yourself there would have you for breakfast.  .  .

or should I say, men unlike yourself

Hi schitz, what are you talking about?
Your insecurities are on display again.  We are here discussing literature and you're busy getting riled up about who's having what for breakfast in sports.
The caliber of "men" who discuss sports with something as thoughtless as you are definitely not likely to cause me to convulse.

Dude to me you are just pitiful,diseased trash.

Yeah, I think it's your fourth time of using that word "diseased" .  What other words do you have in your little arsenal?
I can come up with a few for you if you would like.

A suicidal bastard too  For someone who's not ''affected'', and ''calm'' you sure spend hours constructing wooden replies and quoting me line by line.

I don't see how that's evidence that I am affected or not calm.  I am not here pulsating, breaking a nail, or grinding your mother.  Just good ol' replies which exploit your plight.

Your shamefully pathetic attempt at sounding ''calm'' is as transparent as your abnormal brain. I'm under your eczema-traumatized skin, whether you admit it or not . Fact that you spend time/expend energy replying is adequate proof. Bloodless,irreversibly dumb ass.

And the fact that you spend time replying isn't adequate proof that you are a cunt?
Dumb broads these days. _{how do you convince them that they are dumb.}

Seems you confuse the word ''calm'' with being as limp and boring as a sick earthworm. Not surprising though, considering your excuse for a brain.

Boring is you, my dear.  Your repetition got old very fast.  Thank God you quickly made the correction to your use of "brains" .  I am happy to have been a great mentor. 

You can keep licking your mongoose of a boyfie's unwashed arse in your spare time.  .  .and I hope you get into the ICU from the resultant peptic ulcer, acute dysmenorrhea and chronic bronchiectasis. Abused fishwife

YAWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn  awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnn

are these medical terminologies expected to impress some people here?

OMGGG This bitch is so lameeeee!!!!!!  Just when you think she's finally at the height of her madness she shows you something dumber.

My parting words to you: [b]shut the f[i]u[/i]ck up!

And for real your acute lack of comprehension has gone past boring.

Hi Swine,

Still searching for something noteworthy to comprehend from this compilation of trash you're brewing here.

.  .wonder what comes after boring.  .  .anybody?

I should ask you.  Your posts are boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring
Hope it sinks in
If you're not busy conjoining words like "depraved monk" or "acute lack of ears", you're busy whinning about me granting you my attention.  I need something new and refreshing.

Your acute dumbness is deeply ingrained in your genetic code I see.

acute lack of comprehension
acute dumbness

Yup, why won't I call you boring.  Repetitive, stupid, pointless, blockheaded douche.
what else?  Acute inability to read?
Chronic lack of eyes

         
Predictable transgendered.
What a slut.

Now I know donkeys brayed for joy the day you were accidentally dumped in this world.  .  .

And retards felt humiliated the day you were added to their honor society.

I could never degrade myself to the level of entertaining the thought of a lowlife like you ''toasting'' Cristalz.

toasting what? YOU //    I just threw up. 
between, dingbat, you have been entertaining me for quite sometime now.

Let it just stay the way it is now,with the likes of your idiotic nose-poke drooling after you being your biggest turn on.

nose-poke? is that supposed to be insultive too?
She's more of a woman than you can ever be.  You should bow at her grace and kiss her feet.
Jealousy na hind eyw orry you. Shiorrrrr

You are just a temporary blip on my radar,

While you on the other hand are very far under my radar.  You are comparable to those fools in shakespearean comedies. 
Your attention entertains me and my audience.

and now I see you are simply no match for me 'cause you can't even grasp the simplest of meanings.

I thought we already talked about this.   What meanings?  "Your brains?" "stupidly criticizing"?  Or the moronic use of words like "diseased xxxx", "acute xxxx", depraved xxxx" .

As for your pending claims to victory, only a first-class slowpoke with a warped logic would take this as seriously as you have. Match ko, game point ni.
Get real.

I love it when you talk dirty.  I haven't bothered to engage in civil dialogue with you because you are incredibly easy to pick on.
I am going to quote you line by line, AGAIN, and I want you to burst out into another one of those pathetic tirades.   

Little wonder I love Sports.  .  .the husband/wife combo here are just two hopelessly daft imbeciles.

Which husband and wife combo?  Is someone on this thread married or is that just your paranoia kicking in again?
When did I become man and wife?

The spiritually-tormented gay quotes my every sentence and says he is bored

Jargon . . . . you are trailer trash. 
Quoting your every sentence actually shows that I am bored.  I was hoping you would liven my mood.
   
Just consider this a schadenfreude. 

Pointless Peroxide

Right    You hurt me _faints

If being bored means spending an hour of your time quoting me line by line and throwing weak punches,

See, I think you have a psychological problem.  Not once did I throw a single irreverent punch at you.  Check in with your doctor.

I thought you said it's a free world.  Meaning I can do as I please, correct?  Why do you have a problem with me spending "an hour" quoting you line by line?  In essence admitting that you don't deserve my grace.

then I wonder what you'll do when you're actually interested. Prob'ly quote every one of Muki's posts since she came on NL

What does this have to do with anything? . . . What's Muki? Are "they" chasing you? You know . . . . "them" ??  Poor thing. LOL
Going off topic once again aren't ya.  The ghosts are coming for your head.

princesa:
its sure going to end oneday

It will not end soon.    If it ends I will begin the next phase with your crude ass and you will not enjoy it.

Wait your turn attention feen. I can only tackle one idiot at a time.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=207175.msg3266359#msg3266359 date=1230133946]KarmaMod, you sef dey jkump in. can you lick her ass more?

Like I said, it wasn't about H202. Found it funny that people dey always insult others based on their ID. wetin the ID got to do with the issue at hand.

I already let it go, na b/c of you I dey come back to this thread. Lmao, abeg, leave me on my spinster shelf o [/quote]Karma is a pretentious clown.  That's her style.

As far as Cristalz's username insult, desperate times call for desperate measures.  you know she's becoming irate and desperate when she starts pulling out comebacks like that. It's stupid and goes to show you that her brain is filled with nothing but hot fufu.  If she thinks insulting a username is like, omg, like so in vogue, then that's more proof that she's retarded. You can't teach an old dog new tricks but it's fun to rub its nose in its own shit.

KarmaMod:
You must be drunk off eggnog

I don't lick ANYONE's ass. That's well known.

The same person that has bashed you many times so crassly without number, you're now carrying his fight ontop your head because he's a dude

If she wants to make fun of his moniker, how is that your concern? Like it was mentioned before, he started the whole nonsense, yet it's when she decides to respond that you decide to jump in

Seriously it's pathetic.

Karma, it sounds like you have a problem with my interaction with Ebony. Why don't you stand in a corner and watch the mess unfold?

If I bash her 500 and 50 billion times and she still feels like talking to me, that's her decision.
FFS you are not her mother.

Cristalz:
Again, its ''insults that turn you on'' , not ''insults that turns you on''. Using ''insults'' as plural makes the verb singular. ''Turn'' is the verb,in case you're not sure.


But its okay, I'm used to your speech blunders

I hope your '09 resolution is to quit being such a suck-up.  .  .ass-kisser if you prefer Merry Christmas

Shut your stupid ass up miss brains.  You don't even understand singular and plural and you want to correct Princess Ebony.  You deserve a slap for that.

p.s. it's """""""""""it's"""""""", dumbass.  Now, leave Ebony alone and come back to me.
Let's not get into the habit of menstruating over people's typos, especially when ours is not perfect either.

sisi it is not too late to join. 1 kiss to h2o2 per diss.

Broken record!!!!!  You must enjoy going off on crazy tangents that generate lots of words but have nothing to do with the subject matter.
Your posts have become monotonous. Can be predicted from a mile away.
Just Same shit different day. 

Pointless Peroxide

Don't flatter your illiterate self.  .  .I simply find your moniker ridiculously childish  Like you were so enthralled with the chemical the first time you were let loose in a science laboratory.

OMG a slimy wench thinks my moniker is ridiculously childish so I think I'm going to lose some sleep now?
You are so insanely inept that discoursing with you rationally would make one seem foolish.

 

Really you're getting dumber by the day.  .  .you can't even diss like a man to save your wretched life. You keep bumbling on like an over-hyped fool, stuttering like a love-struck buffoon, and hyperventilating like a 90 year old gay geezer.

LOL - How do you diss like a man, or diss like a woman?  Is this becoming a competition . . .

As usual!!!! Careless, dull, boring, overused, daft, lame, sorry, corny attempt at an insult.  Bumbling like an overhyped fool, hyperventilating like a 90-year-old gay geezer? Why should I bother trying to comprehend this set of ridiculously garbage terms?  What purpose do they serve?  Why wouldn't I label you a 7-year-old idiot child when you post this sort of mess 

Quite frankly, it has come to a point where you keep repeating yourself.  You are stammering like a stuck jukebox and unfortunately I am beginning to get bored.

Show some creativity in your next 900page post, please

I've told you a million times now, if my grammar is too tough for you to comprehend (which you have repeatedly proven beyond reasonable doubt),Google the words. Or perhaps you have no idea how to go about doing that.

You are just a miserable lowlife, an old cargo with zero self-esteem,

Tough is finding a leash to latch around your neck, something to strangle you with, something to make you shut the mess up bint.

A miserable lowlife with zero self-esteem is a schizo (aka you) who thinks insulting a moniker is an "accomplishment" .

a bitter disgrace to all rational, sensible men out there.

No point in being rational with a lunatic.  I am willing to downgrade to your level.

You are worse than pond scum, and very similar indeed to a depraved pervert.

Isn't this cute. . . another one of those um hyperventilating like a 90 year old gay geezer speech ya?  Yawn anyone?
. . .  Next please . . .
This must have been the umpteenth time you called me a depraved pervert.  Jokes aside, hope you are not a victim of sex abuse?  Pele.

Highly amusing to realize I'm making your Christmas fun

Fun is seeing your obsession with me aggrandize;  Or, pushing your buttons and then sitting back in a chair knowing you will always figure out a way to make yourself look more foolish than you did before.  Pretty soon you will start churning out novels in responding to me.

.  .  .goes to further emphasize just how sad and stupid you are, and how empty your inconsequential life is.

Apparently your life is insignficant as well since you are engaged in this spartan war of words with me.  Cute.

Your entire character is nothing short of bestial(for real)

How did you know this?  Were you there fucking a pig or something?

Quit acting so ''unaffected'' here,obnoxious ass.

It's not an act sweetie.  Am I too calm and composed for your liking? Too bad. What are you going to do about it?

You wouldn't bother typing two words if I wasn't hitting home. Prove me wrong, rejected dunce

hitting home, where, what, why? What is home. . .
Make some sense please.  I am seriously having a hard time deciphering your cryptic posts.

Has it ever occured to you that people can type "two words" if they so choose?
CHOICE not in your local dictionary?

FYI, ''brains'' is not interpreted in a literal manner,as in,counting one brain, two brains, three brains  Jeez, your chronic ignorance is past amusing now, its shamefully embarrassing.

Lol, I love the way you tried to justify that.  Nice try. kind of similar to what you said about someone's criticism stupid, yet you couldn't explain why you consider it stupid?

Now its obvious that you absolutely DO NOT belong in the Lit/Writing section 'cause definitely you were home-schooled by a semi-literate pauper under a mango tree.

Right and you know this because . . . ? I love speculative comments.
Your ad hominems are seriously faltering.

Seems you're confused too.  .  .you concluded I was 7 and decided I'm an old woman all in the same post   My oh my, I must be getting your gray matter mushier than a neonate's poo.

It's your MPD, don't blame me for it.

Idiotic mongoose, go attend to your viremia and quit acting like a castrated billy goat. Grotesque hog

LOOOOOOOOL, childish you said?  Ever heard of the word TOUCHE ?
Maybe I should just join your party of these "things" you think are insultive.  They merely flatter me.  Selfish orangutan, glycemic-hen, yeast-infected cockroach, diseased rat, headless pig, wretched beast . . . etc etc etc etc etc

Maybe the message will one day sink into your good-for-nothing brain that these meaningless, asinine, ineffective, redundant compilation of words do not make you "literate", you DUMB irritating f[i]u[/i]ck. 
Why would I bother explaining things to you when you have a hard time grasping this simple concept?

It's difficult to help a foolish person (namely you) realize the magnitude of his/her stupidity.

P.S
Remember to Google. Help those puny cranial cells of yours

Who needs google to put a rabid dog on a leash?  Pahhhleaseeee!

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=207175.msg3260950#msg3260950 date=1230040942]can you people make a point without boring the heck out of me with long essays?
and you might want to reconstruct your insults. pointless peroxide? stick ins in your eyes? Thank God you no be male or we would have reconstructed it step by step.

Lol, no, I don't do female drama. . . .quite boring when you have an emotional wreck on your hand.

End of discussion. jeez!  [/quote]ARe you jealous?  I told you I'm irresistible and charming.

Don't blame her.  I don scatter her head.

_{lol yea i was lol at that one . . pointless kor erect ni}

It's not a fight o ! kai instigators. I am a lover Call it toasting

ROFL at this predictable masquerade Cristalz, still infuriated by my posts.  I love it!

I started it first, he started it first, she started it first, so what?  Who gets a nobel for that?
I will respond as I see fit to any inane post I come across - especially yours, unless the moderator/admin bans me.

Suck your thumb if you have a problem with it.


Aww Ebony, thanks darling.

Seun don't ban me o    I'll stop

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=207175.msg3252239#msg3252239 date=1229871220]@H202 and Cristalz
DON'T WORRY, BY THE TIME YOU BOTH REALIZE IT, YOU'D BE SMOOCHING UNDER THE MISTLETOE.
I'M JEALOUS SHA

@H202
So spanking is also one of your fetish *writes it down*. . . . .what else [/quote]You don't wanna know. hehehe

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=207175.msg3253665#msg3253665 date=1229893198]Lol, ewww what?

Don't mind H202 sister Claus, he's just being a little naughty. Spare him and be his christmas present.

This is H202's way of attracting a girl, no mind am [/quote]Yuck! God forbid bad thing.  Wouldn't even wish that on an enemy.  The only creatures that thing can attract are blood-hungry mosquitoes that will suck her dry.

tope2000:
H202, What is God's name are u doing here

I dey catch fun with a wretched old mad-woman. She's so smelly and sick but I dey manage.

Purrrrrr, some aliens just don't have the imagination or intelligence to understand that 1+1=2, until you lead their dumbasses step-by-step through the worthless process.
But I refuse.
By the way, you like that moniker don't you? P e r o x i d e  

Cristalz:
Seems your river blindness is re-surfacing againnot surprising tho, with all that peroxide swimming in your demented brain

I told you before,you're too much of a hopelessly dumb dunce to understand my words. Good of you to keep admitting it anyway. But I wonder why you even bother. If I'm so unimportant, why do you keep replying? Perhaps you should put aside your inherent stupidity for a few minutes and wonder about that. Really you're such a first class asshole whose brains are as useful as a spoon is to a turkey.

Composed young man like who? You? Hilarious Let me tell you exactly what you areyou are a mentally-challenged mannerless schizophrenic with an IQ so retarded you make Hot he-goats seem superbly intelligent. You have got an ego the size of the Taj Mahal, and you just can't stand to be challenged on your warped logic by a female. You sink into the murky waters of your depraved life whenever that happens, then you make feeble attempts at sounding ''composed''.
Whoever said anything about me being important here? I expressed an opinion, and you started having wet dreams about my importance. Good to know you think that way about me Keep your diseased ejaculations coming o, sodomized idiot.

My post did not have your ridiculous name in itguilty conscience made you claim it all for yourself. If I made no sense in the first place why in the name of Lucifer did you bother replying to it? That's the one aspect where your stupidity/insecurity keeps showing forth in very bright colors.

Peroxide quit acting like a threatened peacock with brains the size of rice grains and act more like the ''composed'' young man you think you are,k? 'Cause I'm having me a ball here and I can keep this up till kingdom come Bumbling mongol

P.S
Remember to Google the words your inconsequential brain fails to comprehend,as usual.

Awwwwww you big, fat, butt-ugly doofus.  Still crying? Dang!
I wonder if I should even bother to read this stupid drivel you wrote . . . Okay, I think I skimmed about 5 or 6 lines until I yawned.  As usual with the pin-sized brain in your cute little cranial cavity, you totally missed the point.  All that gook around your jaundiced eyes is preventing you from properly comprehending what you read. I'm sorry Mama Nkechi, it doesn't take a genius to toy with needless, pointless, intangible words; they are meaningless. . . but I don't expect you to understand this, due to your transparent stupidity.

Really now, come on you retarded old fart, my "brains"? LOL.  I didn't realize I have more than one.  You know what they say: "school is not for everybody".  Insignificant seemer, seemer, seemer.

You are all over the place! All jokes aside, do I really make you feel that neurotic and insecure? Goodness gracious, the gender card? LOL. "Mommy, mommy, Peroxide is picking on me because I'm a psychopathic woman" . Honestly, how old are you, really, like 7?

Again, you can continue "trying" to defend your little lost notion till kingdom come.  Heck, write me a 500 word essay in your next reply and see if I give a horseshit about your continued display of barbarism.  But I will hammer it into your big donkey ears once again:  if you don't like the criticism go whine to your mother like the dumb brat you are.  If you think people are going to "shut up", because a goddess-of-the-dumb like your paranoid self disapproves of the criticism, go jump off mount everest.

It's a free world, right? Even insignificant seemers deserve some attention if someone chooses to grace them with it. I heard it makes them feel warm and bubbly. Just as this same free world allowed me to respond to your post that wasn't "addressed to me" . Dumb klutz.

Gosh, I can get used to this "free world" hype   .

Christmas Idiot!

bluespice:
he he he
i love the 'merry' banter going on here
typical folks-in-love behaviour common place in lit-land

Thank you jare. Just catching a bit of christmas fun.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=207175.msg3247943#msg3247943 date=1229742727]Peroxide, comot from here. Maje kin fun e legba[/quote]    See me see trouble o! Don't you love it. Lol Oya fun mi legba on the buttox.
She's like an untreatable malignant tumor that continues to metastasize, despite all efforts to keep her obvious stupidity under wraps.
The deranged ninny is about to have a heart attack at my expense, simply because I refuse to agree with her dull perspective.  Unintelligible buffoons like that piggish black she-goat make me giggle.  She keeps hyperventilating like an overexcited little girl at a backstreetboys concert.

- -

Now, to the despicable whiny punk . . .
"Miss I-don't-understand-helpful-criticism-so-i-will-label-it-as-stupid.
Keep trying to "seem" important.  Darting about with meaningless words and incomprehensible, verbose, medical jargon to "seem intelligent" only serve as proof of your insecurity.   Remember what I said earlier about you being "a daft insensible fool who is trying too hard to make sense"?  Yeah, all of it remains true.  You must understand that calm, composed young men (like myself) don't give in easily to dismissable remarks by nuisances who think it is "their way" or "no way" at all.

I will continue with my criticism from A-Z_ed.  If you happen to get tired of it or it continues to piss you off, go cry a river to your mother.  And, if after complaining to your mother you are still upset about me "commenting" on your tacky post that wasn't "directed at me"(what a pathetic child), go drink some acid and drop dead when you're done.