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Romance › Re: Guys Only: Can You Be Seduced Against Your Will? by H2O2: 6:19am On Dec 20, 2008
Seduce you, what for  huh  My last encounter with a slimy frog made me puke - not that I am calling you one.
Romance › Re: Guys Only: Can You Be Seduced Against Your Will? by H2O2: 6:18am On Dec 20, 2008
Only the Black Nigerian girls.  Instead of fucking with the fake, I figure why not go for the authentic one?
Romance › Re: Guys Only: Can You Be Seduced Against Your Will? by H2O2: 6:13am On Dec 20, 2008
I usually start with a sensual massage. Especially with a naija girl. . .
Nothing makes me happier than watching her fall asleep as my magic hands work her body.
Romance › Re: Guys Only: Can You Be Seduced Against Your Will? by H2O2: 6:12am On Dec 20, 2008
Off to menini?   I am waiting on that misfigured masquerade to attempt to seduce me.

It's like fucking with death
Romance › Re: Guys Only: Can You Be Seduced Against Your Will? by H2O2: 6:04am On Dec 20, 2008
[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=209406.msg3248098#msg3248098 date=1229749301]#sigh# I am not seducing anybody, , , ,[/quote]You don't know how.
Romance › Re: Guys Only: Can You Be Seduced Against Your Will? by H2O2: 6:03am On Dec 20, 2008
Let alone seduction from a gross Nigerian girl EWWWWWW

EWU!
Romance › Re: Guys Only: Can You Be Seduced Against Your Will? by H2O2: 6:00am On Dec 20, 2008
Moonstone:
Ebony seduce him against his will abeg. . . you are very gifted and you know it wink wink
Sharrap.  I am impenetrable.  The last time a girl did that she almost slapped me because I failed to bust.
I burst out laughing  grin  grin  grin .  MY rod is my servant.  IF I say "rise", it rises, if I say "sit", it sits, and if I say "dance", it supermans that ho.
Romance › Re: Guys Only: Can You Be Seduced Against Your Will? by H2O2: 5:57am On Dec 20, 2008
[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=209406.msg3248080#msg3248080 date=1229748875]H202, who dey share? who was having some before? undecided

@iylode
stop am o[/quote]No Shaking MAMA! I trust you jare.  If I had something as great as myself I would keep it to myself too.  wink Yourrrrrr secretsssss are safe with meeeeee!
Romance › Re: Guys Only: Can You Be Seduced Against Your Will? by H2O2: 5:55am On Dec 20, 2008
It takes the best to get lesbians to cleanse the rod of man.
Romance › Re: Guys Only: Can You Be Seduced Against Your Will? by H2O2: 5:54am On Dec 20, 2008
Moonstone:
shocked shocked shocked shocked
How won't H2O2 show up here? He wants to learn from the best.
Oya o! E ma seduce lo. H2 needs a lesson.
Ebony o tu bere iranu!
Kai kai kai
ROFL! You are mad.  H2O2 is the best.


It takes the best to get feminists to bow to the rod of man.
Romance › Re: Guys Only: Can You Be Seduced Against Your Will? by H2O2: 5:52am On Dec 20, 2008
Hahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

She doesn't mind sharing.  Would you like to have some  kiss
Romance › Re: The Real Reason He's Dumping You by H2O2: 5:51am On Dec 20, 2008
I'm too busy ramming "All the world's a stage" up my bubbly brain.
Romance › Re: Hot 27 Year Old Virgin by H2O2: 5:50am On Dec 20, 2008
Nothing wrong with being Hot. It's solid proof that you are still very much a human being. grin
Romance › Re: Guys Only: Can You Be Seduced Against Your Will? by H2O2: 5:45am On Dec 20, 2008
Shhh! Keep licking it tongue lolpop
Romance › Re: Guys Only: Can You Be Seduced Against Your Will? by H2O2: 5:42am On Dec 20, 2008
ewwwww must you be so fuckiNg obscene huh Kids surf this darn forum.
Romance › Re: Guys Only: Can You Be Seduced Against Your Will? by H2O2: 5:39am On Dec 20, 2008
[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=209406.msg3248044#msg3248044 date=1229747788]hmmmm, oya, make I stand on the side line and watch this seduction. Free porn, hooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrraaayyyyyyy!!! cheesy grin cheesy[/quote]Hahshehwo!
You are standing on the side handling your tits.
Literature › Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by H2O2: 3:36am On Dec 20, 2008
Cristalz:
Mr hydrogen peroxide tongue

Ain't my fault you're a hopelessly demented ass with the IQ of a sodomized donkey tongue grin
Clap for yourself. You have managed to make as much sense as a foolish clown.
If you can't appreciate good literature go stick pins in your jaundiced eyes. Its a forum yeah,but it doesn't mean you should stupidly criticize other people's sensible work. And its not by force to post here either. . .free world right,dumbo?
Mwahahahaha, rat-a-tat-tat, save your pathetic rants for the fools who find you significant. You are merely an asswipe posing as a "somebody". I think it is very unfortunate that criticisms evoke your paranoia and make you insecure.

Go express your life frustrations somewhere else,bloody sod. *hiss*
You are forgetting something: it is a "free world", right dumbo? grin grin grin
Continue pretending to make sense, continue sucking your crooked fat thumb, and, once again, shut the fork up.
What a smelly vermin.
Romance › Re: Love Is Not A Game Of Tits And Wits, Stupid! by H2O2: 9:23pm On Dec 19, 2008
Moonstone:
Exactly!
From your mouth? If it was me that said that now, you will crucify me.
I am still your god
Romance › Re: Guys Only: Can You Be Seduced Against Your Will? by H2O2: 10:35am On Dec 19, 2008
It happens. Body no be wood cheesy
Literature › Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by H2O2: 10:32am On Dec 19, 2008
Cristalz:
H202, you're just a frustrated dunce tongue

Again I say if you can't constructively criticize someone's work,then shut your yap hole. Truth hurts.
And you are a clueless fat dweeb with unauthorized access to a computer. I repeat, shut the fork up! It is a damn 4room where criticisms and praises alike are welcome.
Celebrities › Re: Nominees For Nairaland Awards 2008! by H2O2: 9:43am On Dec 19, 2008
What's the winning prize? 'Tanfiri' ? grin
Romance › Re: Can U Marry A Male Virgin by H2O2: 9:35am On Dec 19, 2008
Wokeyim:
@ poster
Are there male virgins? I doubt it, probably not even monks! wink
Who should we thank for fu[]cking them all? wink
Romance › Re: Am I Weird 23 Years Old And Still A Male Virgin by H2O2: 9:33am On Dec 19, 2008
My dear, you are vey normal.
Romance › Re: Love Is Not A Game Of Tits And Wits, Stupid! by H2O2: 9:31am On Dec 19, 2008
Wtf huh Maybe she's using her tits to express her love?
Romance › Re: Can You Be 100% Sure? by H2O2: 1:48am On Dec 16, 2008
[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=208027.msg3229300#msg3229300 date=1229388337]You got that rite!!!  cheesy grin cheesy
He won't change that much!  wink tongue wink[/quote]Thanks.

Don't mind that yeye girl trying to lick my words as if say na lollipop.
Romance › Re: Can You Be 100% Sure? by H2O2: 1:43am On Dec 16, 2008
I don't care about the "he" . I am talking about what will happen to her.
This is the truth.
Romance › Re: Can You Be 100% Sure? by H2O2: 1:40am On Dec 16, 2008
acidrop:
men are the mostunsure when itsnot even them pushing the baby out or carrying the heavy load
What the hell does this have to do with anything?  Olodo! The only heavy load you dey carry na your size 22.
Romance › Re: Can You Be 100% Sure? by H2O2: 1:39am On Dec 16, 2008
You can be sure she won't look the same 2 years down the line.
Romance › Re: Can You Be 100% Sure? by H2O2: 1:37am On Dec 16, 2008
Shut up, you're bitter.

I am the truth.
Romance › Re: Can You Be 100% Sure? by H2O2: 1:35am On Dec 16, 2008
Mba.  Women are unsure of themselves.

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