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Romance / Re: See!.... I Will Never Marry! I Don't Think I Will Marry! Women Are Thieves! by H2Ossss(m): 7:16pm On Dec 25, 2019

Apparently smart enough to make the kids look like me. My concern is that I don't raise kids that are not mine, that's all. And you don't seem very well versed in relationships so I guess explaining the subtle changes that would enable you to know if your partner is cheating on you, especially after some time together; wouldn't really make any sense to you.

Anyway, if it happens, it wouldn't hurt me any more than any breach of contract would. We just seperate amicably and both move on.

Young man.... Merry Christmas... just remember there's Karma... might not be u.. Might be ur kids.. who knows if ur sons wife to be might..... or even daughter.... anyway... Don't wanna spoil ur xmas meal .. Off to grove my xmas till dawn... no more response from moi... Remember young man... KARMA!!!!!!
Romance / Re: See!.... I Will Never Marry! I Don't Think I Will Marry! Women Are Thieves! by H2Ossss(m): 5:56pm On Dec 25, 2019

I am married already and all my kids look like me so I am ok thus far. If she cheats it's no skin off my nose, I'll just get a replacement. And she can't do it without my knowledge; my hobby is people watching. I will immediately detect the subtle changes that women seem unable to hide when they cheat; and bid her farewell.

Hahahahaha... all your kids look like you.. that part made me laff like mad... lol... she might be smarter than you think.. busy drilling some other nigga while they laff at the people watching husband... and comes back home to say how much she loves you so you won't notice a thing... don't worry.. as long as you don't know it won't hurt ya... ha ha ha... Karma is bitch.. ho ho ho.. Merry xmas
Romance / Re: See!.... I Will Never Marry! I Don't Think I Will Marry! Women Are Thieves! by H2Ossss(m): 5:46am On Dec 25, 2019

I can relate. Happened to me twice. One of the ladies even spent the very weekend before her wedding with me, and actually offered to come back again the following wednesday after work had I not disagreed; thinking of the poor ignorant cuckold. Funny thing is, she said she loved me but would never consider marrying me because I was not religious enough like he was. Lucky me I guess, otherwise, I might have been the one cheated on by my very religious wife to be.

lol... someday... you're gonna be the poor ignorant cuckold... it's called karma.. hahahahaha... and na small boy go dey fire ur wife to be religiously.... ha ha ha ha

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Celebrities / Re: Busola Dakolo: Never Stop Voicing Out Against Rape And Sexual Abuse by H2Ossss(m): 4:46pm On Nov 17, 2019

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Romance / Re: TODAY, I Made This Amount [Picture] by H2Ossss(m): 11:29pm On Oct 29, 2019
Nice gesture....
Sports / Re: Worldrankings Top 50 Clubs In The World: Barca On The Top, Real Madrid 5th by H2Ossss(m): 3:18pm On Oct 12, 2019
who compiled the list?
Romance / Re: Nairaland Trends Number One On Twitter by H2Ossss(m): 7:34pm On Sep 23, 2019
Food / Re: Folashade Shoyonbo: Nigerian Wins Jollof Rice Contest by H2Ossss(m): 7:32pm On Sep 23, 2019

what will happen if they contest undecided
what will happen if they contest
I don't know.
Food / Re: Folashade Shoyonbo: Nigerian Wins Jollof Rice Contest by H2Ossss(m): 1:41pm On Sep 23, 2019
Na cuz senegal no contest

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: The Nominees For Premier League August Player Of The Month by H2Ossss(m): 2:29pm On Sep 06, 2019
Abraham should be there

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Celebrities / Re: The Last Time I Had Sex - Cossy Ojiakor Twerks. 'You Are Shameless' - Fans Blast by H2Ossss(m): 10:50pm On Aug 31, 2019
Lampard ohhhhh

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Education / Re: Female Student Dies In The ATBU Bauchi Bridge Collapse (Photos) by H2Ossss(m): 6:29pm On Aug 06, 2019
One of the victims of the ATBU Bauchi bridge collapse has been identified as Salamat.

Salamat, a 200 level student studying Chemistry Education, was killed alongside four others when a pedestrian bridge at the Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University (ATBU), Gubi Campus, collapsed last night during a heavy downpour.

Salamat and other students were on their way back to the hostel when the bridge linking the lecture rooms to the hostel collapsed, killing 5 and causing others to suffer various degrees of injuries.

Salamat's sister had gone on Twitter to ask for help in locating her sister after the bridge collapsed. Hours later, she returned to the platform to inform that her sister was one of those who died.



ATBU... my Alma mata... how can a univeristy of technology call this a bridge??

Nigeria is finished.


Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Sweetest Thing In The Universe by H2Ossss(m): 6:58am On Jul 26, 2019

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Romance / Re: Sex: Access Bank Staff Caught In UNILAG Branch Office Ready For Sex by H2Ossss(m): 1:24am On Jul 22, 2019
who video dem abeg??

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Celebrities / Re: Timi Dakolo Rescued After Strange Gunmen Stormed His House (Photos) by H2Ossss(m): 6:46pm On Jul 20, 2019
why do I just feel this guy is seeking for attention.


Education / Re: 215 Bag First Class As Covenant University Graduates 1,580 by H2Ossss(m): 6:40pm On Jul 20, 2019
Then,he is not lying.

Well ... probably u should understand better... the proportion of covenant students jobless is lower than that of fed skls due to the bolded... however there are still the jobless ones...
Education / Re: 215 Bag First Class As Covenant University Graduates 1,580 by H2Ossss(m): 5:59pm On Jul 20, 2019
i haven't seen any cu first class or even second class upper with no job but in public uni it is vice versa you see almost none with job so who are you fooling
Also that thing of people not hiring from private is a fat lie because companies always attend the graduations And pick the best of the best no time wasting while in public unis you go home with ur paper hot coke and gala with 2500 as a prize for first class

Lies joorrr... many of them are still roaming the streets jobless... many of them have jobs as well... You should also know that most people who attend a school like covenant have wealthy parents who might have the right connections to get them jobs


Education / Re: 215 Bag First Class As Covenant University Graduates 1,580 by H2Ossss(m): 5:55pm On Jul 20, 2019
don't be so dumb.
when these students pay such excessively high outrageous Fees why won't the lecturers grade them with super marks.
what I know is that assuming I was in covenant university even without reading, my First class or second class upper is sure for me so far I've paid the necessary fees.
These their so called First class graduates have nothing upstairs and majority of them do fumble during interviews.
As an employer of labor I'll chose a 2:2 graduate of uniben over these dumb First class graduates of Covenant poo university

contrary to your believe... I work with many of them... and 99% of them are smart... when you are an employer of labour... plz make the right choices... cuz going by your comment... lol... Let me stop here...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PwC Graduate Recruitment 2019 by H2Ossss(m): 8:25am On Jul 07, 2019

There's been a back and forth on how people above 26/27 were rejected outrightly at verification stage.

My friend will be 30 this year... he was accepted. Age barrier was not used this year.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PwC Graduate Recruitment 2019 by H2Ossss(m): 2:40pm On Jul 05, 2019
Hi, thanks for your efforts bro. Please, the "pre-employment reference form"; can a relative fill it or it must be a former employer (or the likes)? Thanks in anticipation.

A relative can fill it... as long as it was not expressly stated that a relative can't.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PwC Graduate Recruitment 2019 by H2Ossss(m): 9:31pm On Jul 04, 2019
Good evening guys. Is it possible to request a scanned copy of the offer letter instead of traveling to Lagos again?

Yes... I did that during my time.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PwC Graduate Recruitment 2019 by H2Ossss(m): 3:22pm On Jul 03, 2019
congrats to y'all who got in... ensure you're well rested before you start... welcome!!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PwC Graduate Recruitment 2019 by H2Ossss(m): 3:20pm On Jul 03, 2019
Who reels out the numbers? What is the source?

hehehe.... inhouse

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Romance / Re: How I Make Over 200k Every Month. Come And Learn. by H2Ossss(m): 3:17pm On Jun 16, 2019
Guy, drop a few tips here, if it really works they will buy your books.

lol...You sef dey call am guy... he said she is a girl... hahahahaha...

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Phones / Re: Man Trolled On Twitter For Reporting MTN Data Leak by H2Ossss(m): 7:02am On Jun 16, 2019

I recall all of that...and the money was invested into building all the infrastructure like antenna, generators, base stations, backbone, etc that keeps their network running. And prices did come down by the way.

That's why we can use the internet at home in many places among other things.

Stealing is still wrong last time I checked.

Did you follow them in investing it Better still the money was taken to SA... theres much you might not know... that I probably do... and this is not a forum to let everything bare.. Stealing is wrong yes... they also stole and still steal from us....

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Romance / Re: How To EASILY Make Your Pe*nis Bigger In Just 6 Minutes by H2Ossss(m): 6:58am On Jun 16, 2019

You are a Monkey
Phones / Re: Man Trolled On Twitter For Reporting MTN Data Leak by H2Ossss(m): 11:30pm On Jun 15, 2019
Thing is, if we all use cheat codes, we cheat the company out of income...which would lead to the company losing income...which would lead to the company closing shop in Nigeria...which would lead to massive job loses.

And it isn't just job losses for those working for MTN...it would be job loses for data resellers, scratch card salespeople, and so on.

And the impact on our economy would be harsh.

I know many people think MTN is ripping us off...but let's be frank, MTN is a business. Many of you who would quote me to insult me run businesses. You won't like it if people used your products for free.

MTN will take its business elsewhere...and Nigeria will suffer.

So, to the man who reported the leak....thank you. You are saving the jobs of millions of Nigerians. Carry go. Stealing is not good.

P.S...If you quote me to insult me and abuse me, I shall report you to the mods. Be polite in your responses please.

I don't know how old/young you are... but well

1) Do you remember when sim card was about N21,000

2) Do you remember per minute billing

3) Do u remember when MTN wipes off your credit immediately your data finishes as u automatically use credit to browse.

4) What of when they wipe off your account for useless callertunes /services you never subscribed to

5) Do u even know when it was N60 per minute of call? N20 for text message?

6) plz... don't let me start....

I am not in support of this... but I really don't care.... the money MTN have made off ripping off Nigerians can see them through the next 100 years no matter how much we get free data etal...

And No.. I did not do the 120gb stuff... I don't do stuff like that.


Romance / Re: How To EASILY Make Your Pe*nis Bigger In Just 6 Minutes by H2Ossss(m): 9:26pm On Jun 15, 2019
How much am I expecting?
Lol... plz tell me he stole your content...
Romance / Re: Twitter Slay Queen 'Jesusbaby' Bounces Back After Sex Scandal With Slay King by H2Ossss(m): 4:49am On Jun 13, 2019
lol... na dem sabi
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Regina Daniels Is Not Yet A Married Woman by H2Ossss(m): 11:00am On Jun 06, 2019
Romance / Re: Man Rocks His Fiancee In Romantic Pre-wedding Pictures by H2Ossss(m): 9:48am On Jun 05, 2019
All these men seeing ladies as sex objects without looking inwards.....if only they knew what they are bouh to face till eternity........ As for me, i don't f.ucking care bouh ur beauty, endowment or whatever........ If u aint intelligent, u a turn off for me.

please care about the beauty ohh.. except you dont mind your kids looking like masqurades.

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