lonelydora:
The only good thing about firms like KPMG and Accenture is not the salary but the Training you get. Auditing firm workers live a very FAKE life because they want you to believe they are better than you. That's the mentality they teach when training you.

Get good trainings from auditing firms and see how big companies and IOCs will be looking for you like American visa.

Really?

[quote author=mcpat post=16210507]I recieved an email on monday requiring me for a test that would hold on friday, I am ready for the 65 minutes aptitude test but what i am not sure of is the interview questions. please i would love if you guys could hint me on what to expect and how to face them. I would really appreciate some help... Loking forward to ur r

funmisticqueen:
Op before women start submitting their CVs for marriage, pls answer the following questions:

1. what can you offer the woman who fulfills all your criteria, for us to have achieved all the criteria you want, we would have acquired pretty high standards. Can you meet our standards?

2. The word 'professional' is very vague, a window cleaner is a professional. What is your educational background? what field are you in? what are your sources of income? How much do you earn monthly?

3. You also mentioned you have dreams and aspirations, what have you done so far to make them a reality, where do you see yourself in the next 10 - 20 years in detail.

3. What makes you unique and different from the other men? Why should we consider your offer?

4. What are your views on marriage, family, and religion?

5. Last but not least what do you think would be the outcome of 2019 elections? You dont have to be accurate.

if you are interested, pls answer these questions on a microsoft word document and send to my email. We look foward to hearing from you.

Apply if u wan apply.... If not .. Let others apply... Don't let me see you at Shiloh when you are 35 shaa... Lol

mcpat:
This waiting period is daunting.

Everybody just dey covfefe

Howfar guy... Tried replying... Always got a mailerdeamon..... What's good?

You are who you are... Cheat b4 marriage... Cheat after marraige

Lol.. The girl assumes they are dating ... Y ask her out again?

U go find pix online to find FP abii?

Class mate at SJC jos... Js1 to Js3.... Very talented dude... RIP bro

sotall:
I wish games like resident evil and GTA can be shot in any Nigerian city.

Hehehe and for resident evil we even got real zombies aka buhari supporters

Lol... But its all about the taste last last

My God... Some ppl need deliverance....

Na true ohh... So make him try pass jamb now

J town... My home... Can never forget that town... Home to Efe, p square, Mikel obi, MI and the 1 and only H2ossss....

Good luck... But not every1 is meant for business... That is a point not everybody understands... Some people are entrepreuers while some are meant to be professionals.

Hehehe

Man u will win

Bad

This is bad, but y the woman no gree swear.. Is she guilty... Beating her is still bad though

This is bad

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How old are you? You are very silly? If you don't have what to wri

CatfishBilly:

He was their music minister at the program.
Don't say what you don't know.

But... Cobhams dey do blind faith advert for mtn Naaa... Hezz making money from it ....lol

CatfishBilly:

He was their music minister at the program.
Don't say what you don't know.

Hmmmmm.... Hmmmmm... Hmmmmm... ... You win

luvola:
A friend is in a dilemma of where to choose a bank job or a sales distribution job . He knows the pay of the bank job but must sign a 2years bond and the second coy will pay 50k for the six month training after which they will confirm him and pay the normal pay which he doesnt know yet.. in terms of career wise and long term prospect which of the job will you advice him to choose?

Bro... Two years is a short time when you start working... I have friends that worked in access and left after 2-3 years... Lots of money in the account... And they've got other jobsnow...your friend should not make the mistake of 50k over 245k... Na 9ja we dey so.... Safe

Holatunde007:
Some people won't still belive this


honestly am really getting tired of this country, it's been 2 weeks now, I've been hunting for a short time job to do before the school resume, for me to afford my school fees and other expenses, yet no work anywhere, though some people has contributed their own quotas, but honestly is this country this doomed, for someone who has the urge to work and couldn't find just one, not even a white collar job... Factory, serving, motor boy, petrol attendant, office jobs, even site works... None.
Am seriously depressed
Should incase the story change from ur end Pls contact me on both what'sapp and call line on O7O 33266193.
I STAY IN ABEOKUTA.
THANKS

Do u have politician uncles? Do u have a whistle? Do the needful

CatfishBilly:
Sadly, Cobhams Asuquo was there and he didn't get healed.
One case that would have been easily verified.

You carried him there? You can so lai..... Lai lai

newguy1:
don't hate bro they R pretty like it or love it no room 4 hate if u r unfortunate to meet the so call stardard of beauty u r expecting from nairaland just have it @ the back of ur mind to that u too might not b upto the standard ladies on nairaland are expecting u too to b

Lol... Not hating... Ppls def of beauty differ... And I don't meet niaralanders outside this forum.. So ain't seen no nairaland lady.... Lol..

spartan50:
If you buy him one of this tablets or a phone, he/she would become lazy to task with time. Let this kid grow up your way.. Technology dey make people lazy and true inspiration is gone

Who inspiration EPP?

L0velyn:
how tall are you? correct niggaZ dont talk like diz!

Hmmm ... Wehdone ma... Correct bae

newguy1:
I meet 3 beautiful I mean hot ladies from nairaland during ma service year. So yah op ur theory is false

Your definition of beauty though...

Faithful and smart... Just 1 dollar? The big boobs 3 dollars?... Talk about priorities