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Islam for Muslims / Re: Produce A Sura Like It? by H2Ossss(m): 10:58am On Oct 10, 2017
umarshek6:
yes Allah called jesus messiah but wer in d bible did jesus said I am God worship me
Last I checked he didn't even want his apostles to call him good u c how noble Jesus is and wen he comes back he will deny all of u dat are worshipping him

And some will still turn deaf even after he declares dat he is not God

So he is the messiah... I'm happy about the fact that you can say the truth... Now... Assignment for you... Find out who and what the messiah is... Search with a clear mind... You will find the truth and realize that moha is just a con man

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Produce A Sura Like It? by H2Ossss(m): 9:27am On Oct 10, 2017
umarshek6:
Wen U die u can ask munkar and nakir dey will b glad to ansa u dont for get to tell ur family members to make reinforced steel coffin. For u B4 d time. Comes cheers bye grin grin

Dat if u die a kafir or munafik

And remember every body (muslims,kafir nd munafik)is goin to b interogated after death in d grave. Take it or leave it


Answer me na... Danla, ejoor, biko,.... Did the Quran call Jesus the messiah? What does the messiah mean to you? Very soon you will know the truth... And you will be free.... I tried to see the truth in the Islamic faith but I can't just wrap my head around following a murderer, child molester... Wife snathcer..... Theif .... Con artist and a dellusionist .... 72 Virgins.... Hahahahahaha

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Produce A Sura Like It? by H2Ossss(m): 8:30am On Oct 10, 2017
umarshek6:
notin is edited If u are dat daft. Muslims don't stoop so low
U don't even knw anything self

Am sure u will say dis is edited Too
(1)God's comparison— GENESIS 1:26-27 explains dat God creates man in his own image..but the case is different in ISAIAH 40:18-25 where God says, " to whom will u liken me or shall i be equal? Says the Holy "one". So this is a contradiction within d bible.. (2) Another question is can humans see God?.. (When God didnt reveal himself to Prophet Musa (Moses) A.S.)....EXODUS 33:20 reads "thou shall not see the face of God and live" This is nat d case in Amos 9:1..where Amos claims he saw God Almighty on the altar (How absurd?! )...similarly in Jacob wrestled with God and defeated him and his life was preserved (check GENESIS 32: 30) And also ISAIAH 6:1..How can God reveal this kind of contradictions ( IMPOSSIBLE) (3)TEMPTATION: Which one shoud I believe??God cannot tempt man(James 1:13)....OR...God tempted Abraham (Genesis 22:1) (4)



Wawa,banza, Jaki ,kare,alade. bunsuru kawaiii

Mumu, alede, Dan baroba , shege yaro, when them born the con artist moha that he knew Jesus was not crucified? Let's assume he heard from Allah, the same Allah told him Jesus is the messiah... But you alede's won't believe that one.

I heard the con artist stole orange? Is it true?

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Religion / Re: A Nairalander Prays For Poisoned Leg See What Happens Pics-video by H2Ossss(m): 1:11am On Oct 10, 2017
Fakepastors:


I've been doing that and nothing happened to me

Sure bro... Nothing will happen to you..... God is merciful..
Islam for Muslims / Re: Produce A Sura Like It? by H2Ossss(m): 12:57am On Oct 10, 2017
I got to give it to ma nigga moha... That guy smart... The guy man just carry bible, edit am, come put in verses to favour himself... Eg.... When the guy wan marry him son wife... Him say him receive revelation from Allah.... Hahaha... That guy smart gan... Con artist moha.... Then some shit eaters with no brain will be following a child molester, thief, sex addict, murderer promising you zombies 72virgins ... How can 1 be so dumb to believe all this poo .... Y'all just argue over nonsense.... Even your quran calls Jesus the Messiah.... Haha

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Romance / Re: How Do I Help My Ex To Move On/ by H2Ossss(m): 5:06pm On Oct 09, 2017
Its too late to fail bro.... Don't fail
Romance / Re: What Do You Think About Nicki Minaj and Nas Dating? by H2Ossss(m): 9:19am On Oct 09, 2017
Its nor my biznes
Romance / Re: Nwaamaikpe Has Gone Mad On Instagram! by H2Ossss(m): 11:26am On Oct 08, 2017
Hehrhehe.... Craze ppl full everywell
Celebrities / Re: Bisola Aiyeola Pictured With Her Lookalike by H2Ossss(m): 8:36pm On Oct 07, 2017
Do they?
Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With Her Because Of This Thing She Did? Mature Advice Only by H2Ossss(m): 9:01am On Oct 06, 2017
fayded:

That "2".. In ur moniker should be removed. Good, now pronounce ur moniker..
Thats exactly the people u re talking like.. Ryt now.

I'll do that when you remove the " yded" in your moniker and add a "g"..... Now read it out.... Exactly what you are grin
Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With Her Because Of This Thing She Did? Mature Advice Only by H2Ossss(m): 8:17pm On Oct 05, 2017
Adaumunocha:
You suggest? You seeing a bright red flag and you suggesting they forget and move on? She didn't give the op a chance to decide on d fate of that baby... That's if its the op's to begin with.

Op run faster than a cheetah

Oga... Calm down... She made a mistake because of fear or insecurity.. If he really loves her he should be ready to forgive and move on.... Its not easy to start a new relationship

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Romance / Re: When A Couple Outgrows Sex – Ify Anaele by H2Ossss(m): 8:15pm On Oct 05, 2017
Hehehe... Na them know.. Graduate kor... Matriculate ni
Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With Her Because Of This Thing She Did? Mature Advice Only by H2Ossss(m): 7:57pm On Oct 05, 2017
pcguru1:


According to feminist it's her body so she can chose to murder her child as much as she wants

Yeah yeah... But its both their child
Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With Her Because Of This Thing She Did? Mature Advice Only by H2Ossss(m): 7:43pm On Oct 05, 2017
The decision was meant to be made by you both.... I suggest you forgive her
Politics / Re: Suspend Maikanti Baru, NNPC Boss - PDP Tells Buhari by H2Ossss(m): 7:10pm On Oct 05, 2017
Dharniel:
suspension before investigation, who does that?
What if he's innocent? things should be properly and lawfully.

Actually the right thing to do. You suspend before investigating.... So they won't have access to manipulate information during the period of investigation
Romance / Re: 10 Reasons You Should Never Date Or Marry A Fat Girl Or Woman by H2Ossss(m): 6:40am On Oct 03, 2017
tosyne2much:
I dey come cool


Typing ...........

Been long I saw "10 things", hope no issues?

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Romance / Re: "Stick To Jokes And Cheating" Twitter User's Crude Reply To Kevin Hart's Tweet by H2Ossss(m): 6:19am On Oct 03, 2017
He he... Savage she is...

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Romance / Re: Pictures Of A Snake That Was Killed In Our Work This Evening by H2Ossss(m): 6:14am On Oct 03, 2017
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ohhhhhhhh
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Life Of An Unemployed Graduate by H2Ossss(m): 11:27pm On Sep 30, 2017
Wealth7:


Its pretty much easy to talk in such manner when you finally achieve or perhaps beat the odds.. If u still find urself in d op's shoes, u wouldn't be talking like this.

Trust me, have met brilliant and bright peeps yet, they find it hard to feed. Life at times is actually a game of gamble where the lucky ones win and d hardworking ones lose

That some people made it through hard work dosent mean others Are lazy... Cheers


Wow!!!!... I couldn't have said it any better. Nice reply

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Career / Re: 8 Professions In Nigeria That May Be About To Disappear by H2Ossss(m): 10:47pm On Sep 30, 2017
jomoh:


I swear down. When my boss spelt out all the requirements for him the man quietly thanked my boss and left.

Bank auditors are not supposed to be referred to as auditors. To me they are more like [b][/b]C[b][/b]heif whip of the house of assembly or a protocol officer cos what they do is just to inspect compliance with checks and balances put in place by real auditors.

Hahahaha... @ chief whip ..... Them sabi debit and credit?
Career / Re: 8 Professions In Nigeria That May Be About To Disappear by H2Ossss(m): 10:42pm On Sep 30, 2017
meforyou1:
as external auditors, not internal

Its a statutory requirement for a bank to have an external auditor.... Most banks and other big companies still engage audit firms as their internal auditors .... But it must be a diff firm from the external auditors.... get it?
Career / Re: 8 Professions In Nigeria That May Be About To Disappear by H2Ossss(m): 10:23pm On Sep 30, 2017
jomoh:



Accountants disappearing? I laugh in Chinese.


Accountants can never go out of vogue. There's no software no matter ho complex it is that can replace what accountants do.

The roles will definitely evolve to accommodate technology but will never go out of vogue cos not every company will be able to use technology and the ones that can will never trust their finances to technologies.

The article is even mixing accountants and financial planners with banking processes. No matter how sophisticated a banks technologies are, they will always need an accountant to interpreter those figures.

People mistake accountants for bankers. That was how a man walked into an audit firm I once worked with to inquire about how to set up an audit firm because he worked and retired as an auditor in a bank. I nearly burst into laughter that day.

Its like saying economics as a profession will disappear.

grin grin grin.... Bank auditor ke? 1ce worked in a bank before moving to an audit firm... And most of those bank auditors know Nada.. That's y the banks still employ audit firms as internal auditors..
Career / Re: 8 Professions In Nigeria That May Be About To Disappear by H2Ossss(m): 10:14pm On Sep 30, 2017
logica:
...how does a human verify the accuracy of figures when software can perform same task?

If you were an accountant , You would understand... Besides its clear the op does not know who an accountant is, comparing accountants to cashiers.. Accountants are needed to keep your books in Line with IFRS , ISA e.t.c standards... That , a software can't do for you.
Career / Re: 8 Professions In Nigeria That May Be About To Disappear by H2Ossss(m): 10:04pm On Sep 30, 2017
nairametrics:




Source https://nairametrics.com/if-you-work-in-any-of-these-8-professions-you-may-be-about-to-disappear/


Trying to understand how cashier and accountants relate.. Guy.... Accountants .... I say no more...

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Religion / Re: 6 reasons why it is Easier to Make Heaven Than to end Up In Hell.(Must read) by H2Ossss(m): 7:18am On Sep 27, 2017
This land is not for sale.. Beware of tresspessers and my daughter makkydebbie
Travel / Re: How To Cope In Lagos As A Professional Without A Car by H2Ossss(m): 3:49pm On Sep 25, 2017
yeyerolling:
cheesy cheesy those days wey i dey enta bus from iyana ipaja to VI chai. if u wear white, ur cloth go don stain, what of when rain start when u still dey bus stop.


I almost cry on top this matter
Business / Re: Honeywell Flour Mills Posts N53.27bn Revenue by H2Ossss(m): 8:51am On Sep 24, 2017
Which audit firm confirmed these figures?
Romance / Re: What Type Of CAR Can Your Current Bank Account Buy? by H2Ossss(m): 9:47pm On Sep 19, 2017
He he.... You mean my Asusu?

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