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HealthRe: I Am 21 And I Still Bedwet. Please Help! by Haakeem(m):
Use cello tape to gum the tip of you pen. While going to sleep lol.

Have you tried setting alarm to wake you up in the night? If no start doing it, set it in multiples.
FamilyRe: Some Few Girls Run When I Tell Them My Age. by Haakeem(m): 12:01pm On Jul 31, 2022
Realtalk20:
You waste too much time on irrelevant things like this.

Just focus on Christ and all your prayers will be answered.

Stop seeking solutions in the world when the Lord is there to answer
keep kwayet jare.
RomanceRe: Helping A Friend Out For Marriage by Haakeem(m):
Kai and almost all nairaland lad. Na yam leg them get, if they kick you with it na sorry be your case.
RomanceRe: What Does Is Mean To Be Financially Stable? by Haakeem(m): 11:54am On Jul 31, 2022
andassyn:
What does it really mean for one to be financially stable?

Educate me
To be able to fly an aeroplane finacially and stably.

A round of appluse for me....
FamilyRe: What Will You Do If A Teacher Do This To Your Only Child In The Name Of “school by Haakeem(m): 11:49am On Jul 31, 2022
Jennyclay:
How can someone beat an innocent child like this undecided. Infact the monster that beat this innocent girl should be thrown inside the lion's den. Let the him/her go fight with the lions since he/she has strength.

Listen, No teacher should try this nonsense with my child because Me I'm not well oo!!
Stop vibrating, this is a fake story or a postulation.
Christianity EtcRe: Why A Christian Should Not Settle For Sexual Lust by Haakeem(m): 10:41am On Jul 31, 2022
candidbabe:
Pastor is just a title, anybody can bear the name pastor.

Suleman is not a man of God but, an agent of darkness just like T b Joshua
is that so? Pls tell us more.
EducationRe: Intelligent Nairalanders... Help Urgently Needed. by Haakeem(m): 8:39am On Jul 31, 2022
chatinent:
They know that we don't.
chatinent ooo.

They don't know that we know OR They know that we don't know.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Slept With Your Gender? by Haakeem(m): 8:35am On Jul 31, 2022
Mr man clap for your self.
RomanceRe: A 16 Century painting showing the skinning alive of a corrupt judge by Haakeem(m):
The Op really got madamvanessa.

Continue fvcking your Love Machine's while your mates keep giving birth.

You eyes would soon be clear when menopause sets in.

Modified; op you are a cow!
FoodRe: How I Urgently Made a Combination of Crayfish Stew With Eggs. by Haakeem(m): 5:08pm On Jul 30, 2022
Lolachef:
Are you single? wink
clears throat.
RomanceRe: Nairaland New Rule!!!(rule 23) by Haakeem(m): 4:42pm On Jul 30, 2022
EmiDon11:
what are u trynna say?
That forum and nairaland no be mate atall
Nairaland pass in all features
You are right.
I know what i'm saying.
RomanceRe: Nairaland New Rule!!!(rule 23) by Haakeem(m): 4:35pm On Jul 30, 2022
If i should juxtapose Nairaland with one forum called up g.h@nna now, but i won't mention names.

I would recieve ban like say.

Mr seun you really need to update your forum.
RomanceRe: Is Man Truly Evil? See This Pics by Haakeem(m): 4:15pm On Jul 30, 2022
illicit:
U can get into trouble for this u know
maybe the moniker is a bot.
RomanceRe: Is Man Truly Evil? See This Pics by Haakeem(m): 4:13pm On Jul 30, 2022
Cypress042:
Is this your summary to the above picture ?
Don't give a fvck to the witch
RomanceRe: A Naughty Boy Looking For A Naughty Girl (come In) 18+ by Haakeem(m): 4:08pm On Jul 30, 2022
Ritualist.
RomanceRe: MEN!! Never Make That DEADLY Mistake Of Telling Women Your Problems!! (Photo) by Haakeem(m): 10:24am On Jul 30, 2022
Blackdeewhy:
Pray to meet the right partner.
And in most cases of wife turning out wicked or callous, men are the cause.
What you garbage in, is what is dished out to you.
Love and pamper her, and watch her moving mountains for you.
Frust her and make her worthless, and see your life depleted.
rubbish!
TravelRe: Man Discovers "Hidden Camera" In His Hotel Room At A Hotel In VI Lagos by Haakeem(m): 10:11am On Jul 30, 2022
obedience4:
Do you know any site I can access on the dark web, I wanan explore
so you want to watch children porn?
You are a peadophile!?
CrimeRe: Lady Arrested For Fake Alert After Buying Drinks Of ₦420,000 At A Nightclub by Haakeem(m): 10:03am On Jul 30, 2022
They no beat her but if na man fall guilty like this they for don't start to they mend am small small.
CrimeRe: Policeman's Son Absconds With Lady's Benz, $700 Bitcoin by Haakeem(m): 9:26am On Jul 30, 2022
GODPUNISHALABI:
Wait Is it 700 dollars worth of bitcoin or 700 bitcoin shocked
me self never get the news well.
PhonesRe: What Do Y'all Do When Ur Phone Is Charging?? by Haakeem(m): 8:37am On Jul 30, 2022
Na to they operate on am na.

It kills battery buh i dont care.
RomanceRe: If A Man Gets The Right Woman by Haakeem(m): 8:29am On Jul 30, 2022
Mtcheew.
HealthRe: I Never Knew We Have Millioniares Here On Nairaland? by Haakeem(m): 4:13am On Jul 30, 2022
AndroidAI:
I remember opting for braces a year ago, spent nearly a million naira.
This moniker is a bot no doubts.
PoliticsRe: This Guy On Nairaland Perfectly Predicted The Abuja Attack 3days Ago ~evidence by Haakeem(m): 1:54pm On Jul 29, 2022
vasel15:
Yes it's me vasel15, I perfectly predicted the Abuja attack because I am a strategist, I would only give my talent to biafra and not Nigeria because I don't believe in Nigeria anymore

I want to be remembered on nairaland as the guy that told you nigeria is dead and nigeria would break into 9 countries

I thank the gods of igbo land for blessing me with this talent

This thread below is the evidence of my prediction

https://www.nairaland.com/7247983/see-two-coordinated-attacks-north#115176893
mumu man,someone already predicted it long ago.
PoliticsRe: Breaking: 102 Guards Battalion Are Currently Under Attack By Terrorists. by Haakeem(m): 1:51pm On Jul 29, 2022
Elliotg:
I suspect bhari wants to hand over the country to the Fulani military. That way with the military and the boko harams, they can over ran the country and decimate every other opposing group. That way, the blame will go to the military.
you got the info frm where?.

The "anonymous" page on fb?
PoliticsRe: My Father Was A Muslim. He Died And My Mother(alhaja) Changed And Made Us Xtians by Haakeem(m): 8:08pm On Jul 27, 2022
Sw.eet.plum:
Na you be HIV. Odelomo, mumuman. Elenu run. Obunhakeem. Na your type dey filled with gonorrhea, staphylococcus, syphilis, HIV/AIDS and you come dirty join. Idio t wearing one boxer for a week. Anuofia!
Ebinna, elebi, onigbo!
Say that to your dad.

No offense
TravelRe: VACATION: Recent AirTrip Pictures to The State Of Maryland by Haakeem(m): 8:06pm On Jul 27, 2022
Jaqenhghar:
Because of one trip? You will be surprised how many people can afford to take a trip on an airplane to go on a vacation.
Oga i know what i'm saying.
EducationRe: WAEC Results 2022 Is Out. by Haakeem(m): 11:00pm On Jul 21, 2022
iamwilliamsfx:
Bet me

80% of waec student wont pass
because you failed at ur first attempt does'nt mean you should wish bad for others.

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