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Romance › Re: Small Girls No Dey Fear Again O by Haakeem(m):
Scientists:
That is how Deborah was forming for me thinking that i am a gentleman.

I fvcked her with reckless abandon. Thankfully to God, she just turned 19 before we met. Aswear, this post just gave me erection
We hail thee, Captain pedophile.
Health › Re: Help! I Got Bitten By A Local Dog by Haakeem(m):
I think you should take all the injection,don't joke with your life,though when its your time you shall surely go.

All this dog self,i remebered a day when i was passing by and i saw a dog which needed help urgently because it leg was stucked on something.

When i try removing it leg from the hole it gave me a terrible bite and also scrached my hand with it's paws,in the same manner i gave it a big blow which removed it from the hole it was stuck on.
I hate nonsense!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Norwich Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 11th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 8:37pm On Dec 11, 2021
fourboys:
current best player in the world Salah, scored penalty today(which handed them 3pnts), him no even celebrate am cos na small thing grin grin grin grin
Help me tell am.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Norwich Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 11th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 8:30pm On Dec 11, 2021
Kingcalls:
Shit ur mouth ...dint u see the pass was slightly behind him...all these tv watchers wey never see ball play b4
Keep ranting,see ya mouth,you think i am like you?quit that kid field,and go to where mens play real football,lorbish!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Norwich Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 11th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 8:18pm On Dec 11, 2021
crazygod:
Why Ronaldo dey like embarrass himself like this? grin
i don tire for him matter jor,he should go and learn aw to be humble like the other g.o.a.t.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Norwich Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 11th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 8:05pm On Dec 11, 2021
ceematics:
Penaldo to the rescue
rescue? If another player should take the penal you did think they would mis it right? He should do the main thing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Norwich Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 11th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 7:29pm On Dec 11, 2021
MangekyoAlt:
Which g.o.a.t? undecided
i should open mouth bha?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Norwich Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 11th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 7:18pm On Dec 11, 2021
BABANGBALI:
Useless boys playing beautiful nonsense
hahaha,u no gud i swear.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Norwich Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 11th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 7:07pm On Dec 11, 2021
MangekyoAlt:
Manure will be beaten and Ronaldo will NOT score today. Who is with me?
then i would put all the blames in the g.o.a.t headgrin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (3 - 0) On 11th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 6:13pm On Dec 11, 2021
bcomputer101:
O yea man of little trust.
The ball is left to you.
Good luck.
Wizard ahbi seer, as you go don cash out like this,reason me something na.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds (3 - 2) On 11th November 2021 by Haakeem(m): 5:07pm On Dec 11, 2021
awesonjr:
by the Grace of GOD I dey

meself don follow you like this grin
oya nah,the arsenal wey we all know sha.
Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 5:00pm On Dec 11, 2021
At this point,the nigga is ready for any dhum,highest wey baba fit do na to make you run mad.dodoatirice for all the episode you dey write,na this one i fear pass.
1 Like 1 Share
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds (3 - 2) On 11th November 2021 by Haakeem(m): 4:44pm On Dec 11, 2021
awesonjr:
e go shock you lyk electric
hope you go still they for nairaland that time,because me i don screenshot your comment like this.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds (3 - 2) On 11th November 2021 by Haakeem(m): 4:37pm On Dec 11, 2021
awesonjr:
how market Chelsea fans grin
Gunners for life, I see Arsenal winning this PL this season grin this I av seen
yes in your dream.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds (3 - 2) On 11th November 2021 by Haakeem(m): 4:35pm On Dec 11, 2021
Hehehehe....we no tell themm?? We tell them o... Chelsea pans better equalize or it won't be easy for both of us o.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (3 - 0) On 11th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 4:26pm On Dec 11, 2021
bcomputer101:
Correct score
FT: 3-0

HT: 1-0

Yellow card: 5

Put 2k and thank me later
guy if it happens like that,i would call you a wizard.
Education › Re: Deleted by Haakeem(op): 8:22am On Dec 11, 2021
OSDD:
I don't know you o.. But I don respect Wetin you tell me..
If not, I would have shown that good for nothing, son of a LovePeddler op.
bring it on cunt,you are nothing but a son of a motherless goat!
Politics › Re: Gunmen Kidnap Eze Damian Nwaigwe (Traditional Ruler Of Mbutu, Imo State) by Haakeem(m): 5:47pm On Dec 09, 2021
A football match is made of two teams,
each team with 11 players....

The game consist of 22 male players,each male has
two balls...

Which will make it 44 balls on
the field.... 44 balls + the ball they used to play = 45 balls...

This is how the 45 minutes
rules was createdgrin don't argue with me.

Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 1:02pm On Dec 09, 2021
you they give me joy abeg,another update jor.
Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 12:47pm On Dec 09, 2021
dodoatirice next pls wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Zenit Vs Chelsea UCL (3 - 3) On 8th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 9:36pm On Dec 08, 2021
Simeony007:
Wetin concern LFC with Juventus, Abi Juve Wan leave champions league quick?
I know you would divert the topic.
Romance › Re: Why Do People Hate Gay? Is That Too Bad? Just Asking by Haakeem(m): 9:34pm On Dec 08, 2021
MufasaLion:
Nigerians will condemn gayism and still go ahead to watch gay porn behind closed doors. Hypocrites. grin
How do you know? You are a victim, no doubts.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Young Boys UCL (1 - 1) On 8th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 9:23pm On Dec 08, 2021
Dannydrums889:
Where is ronaldo
you think man u depends on that g.o.a.t right?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Zenit Vs Chelsea UCL (3 - 3) On 8th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 9:21pm On Dec 08, 2021
Simeony007:
Young Boys just poked you
grin grin grin grin
we are trying to delete their account now so calm. Juventus said i should greet you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Young Boys UCL (1 - 1) On 8th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 9:19pm On Dec 08, 2021
odinson1:
Afa abeg who score the goal?
eyes they pain you? Ah!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Young Boys UCL (1 - 1) On 8th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 9:06pm On Dec 08, 2021
barajo1:
If Cr7 no score hatrick make I know wetin apun
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Zenit Vs Chelsea UCL (3 - 3) On 8th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 9:03pm On Dec 08, 2021
Simeony007:
Liverpool says hi and liked your comment
grin grin grin grin
west ham shared and screenshot your comment.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Zenit Vs Chelsea UCL (3 - 3) On 8th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 8:54pm On Dec 08, 2021
Springboot:
Rotten and they are number 3 in premiership?
you said premier what!!!?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Zenit Vs Chelsea UCL (3 - 3) On 8th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 8:48pm On Dec 08, 2021
GardenOfGod:
Yes of course. We were playing for fun na... we don qualify already.. grin grin
playing for fun and one chelsea fan near me one con cry?

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