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Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 9:53pm On Dec 15, 2021
dodoatirice:
Every morning, I picked maggots out of my decaying feets before evening same day i fir don get like 90million for azza. Unless i no bill. The client wey i no bill self e go bill himself on my behalf send money. I get one Australian Maiye wey be say na like mayor hin be for hin community. I was texting with this guy normally i no bill am na hin the guy ask me say shey i get bank account say hin get one money wey dey him hand wey be say na public funds. But hin pikin na Bastard. He fit go thief the money like that. Omo na him i provide one yankee azza omo azzaman phone me early momo pe 2 million dollars ti jade oo. Normally you go think day e easy. But oji lassan.. only eyes no fit collect million dollars bro, e get money wey maye fir give you amd e get money wey maiye go fooor to send. That thing that nairamarley said in CBlacks ogologo song everybody slept on it lets disect it below. Read the translation.


“Sọ rí pé oje lọ láyé
Lọ ra lappy kò wá hacker sì Malay
Arin giniginini arin gini
Arin ginini wó ọja
Ilé mọ wo di ilé owó
Ọna mó gbá ọ'nà mọ gbá di ọ'nà ola
Àpótí mó fi joko àpótí ajé
Ìyẹn di àpótí alaje
Òkè àgbà ní mo gùn
òkè àgbà òkè àgbà ní mó gùn


Shey you see say na scope get life
Go buy laptop make you find hacker for malay
through the spirit of gini and gini gini go enter market.
The house wey enter na money house
The route wey i take that one turn money route
The stool wey i take sidown the stool of wealth turn to the stool of wealth and the wealthy
I climbed the ladder of success
I climbed the ladder of success


The translation of this lyric points to a life many youths are living today. That above is the first stage to rituals. The second stage was not sang in the song because dem noor dey tell pesin
WOW
Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 9:19pm On Dec 15, 2021
More updates pls........

Dodoatirice you dey give me joy this evening, abeg update us one more before mid night jor, you are doing well.
Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 9:07pm On Dec 15, 2021
Zeel007:
alaagba laughing gas, ehhn leh fah grin grin grin
uku unyi na in catch you o, meyisaka hehe grin
Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 7:36pm On Dec 15, 2021
Zeel007:
Lolz, see as I dey laugh you for here, second Moniker grin grin grin

Dodoatrice, give anybody wey you like o, I was only saying my point of view.
naso i dey laugh u too o grin
Webmasters › Re: Facebook Account Needed Urgently And Old Page by Haakeem(m):
dannimaboi:
Danny Gamar(b&w profile pic)
https:/j
Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 6:41pm On Dec 15, 2021
dodoatirice, bring it coming............some people even they use their head do the sacrifies self,once they open cap like this,OMG!!! The smell is like what dah FVCK!!!
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Webmasters › Re: Facebook Account Needed Urgently And Old Page by Haakeem(m): 6:32pm On Dec 15, 2021
Blessingsam2318:
are you on WhatsApp?
i am not on whatsapp too,drop ur fb user name.
Webmasters › Re: Facebook Account Needed Urgently And Old Page by Haakeem(m): 5:01pm On Dec 15, 2021
Blessingsam2318:
do you have an old page too?
no
Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 4:45pm On Dec 15, 2021
dodoatirice come give us update abeg.
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Romance › Re: What do you want for Christmas? by Haakeem(m): 4:42pm On Dec 15, 2021
Wanbissaka:
0129630019. Union bank
Guy y you dey like this naw?
Romance › Re: What do you want for Christmas? by Haakeem(m): 4:40pm On Dec 15, 2021
Takeit2017:
Drop aza
boss i have'nt see anything.
Romance › Re: What do you want for Christmas? by Haakeem(m): 9:22am On Dec 15, 2021
Takeit2017:
Drop aza
2396735085 Zenith Bank,this is it sir.
Romance › Re: How Long Have You Been On Nairaland & How Did You Get To Know The Platform? by Haakeem(m): 8:41am On Dec 15, 2021
I have know and being on the website since 2013,but never i created an accout,just come and read stories is what i was doing at that time...i some how abandoned it 2014 the start using it 2018 then abandoned it agian,on 2021 i finally picked it up again and created an accout,because facebook has now be really boring for me....seun I would be happy if you upgraded website.
Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 7:51am On Dec 15, 2021
Zeel007:
@dodoatrice how far bro

If you wan do special give away, give DSC7 a special give away, that guy dey comment steady, right from the start of this thread and this other girl bukolaberry, she dey try too

But most especially DSC7 nah real loyal fan
welldone final decision chooser,dsc7 and bukolaberry no first Athemisia,Born2winkingog,ME, and many other more come this thread self....but those two are still loyal fans sha...

Dsc7 no tell me say na your second moniker be this o.
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Romance › Re: What do you want for Christmas? by Haakeem(m):
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Crime › Re: Public Announcement- Ekenne Odohma Facebook Scammer by Haakeem(m):
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Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 2:00am On Dec 15, 2021
Dodoatirice pro maxs,thanks for the updates...pls keep it coming...
Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m):
dodoatirice no updates at all?undecided me no get ego for body o.nxt tym u dey do give away,abeg inform us, the loyal fans wey been they with you as you freshly created this sweet thread biko.
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Romance › Re: +18: SEX: We Have 4 Lives: Secret Of Peace Of Mind For Men — To Be Deleted Soon by Haakeem(m): 8:21am On Dec 14, 2021
Wow interesting.....i am not through reading all sha,i got tired while reading it...ilegend if you like delete it,i already saved it,and going to read the remaining,when i am less busy.
Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 8:15am On Dec 13, 2021
dodoatirice:
I just dey kid lol hakeem mafor jaiye loor post post post


Lass lass na for entertainment purposes and people can learn just don’t act like say na you write am. I get plenti fiction wey go still drop for here. This one make i take am do welcome package
you be real man jare....
Romance › Re: +18: Why Did She Remove Her Bra? Now She's Náked [Pic] by Haakeem(m): 8:46pm On Dec 12, 2021
Ilegendd swear that you have never had sex before.....you are just catching cruise,i i know that you have been lashing all those ladies uv been inviting,no doubts,dont deny it.
Christianity Etc › Re: Life Cockroach Entered, Lived In My Ear For Four Months— Anambra Perm. Sec. by Haakeem(m): 6:49pm On Dec 12, 2021
Take a look at the first picture and explain to me y that young boy was shocked! To the point he opened his mouth to express it weller.
Crime › Re: Thief That Stole My Friend's Phone Posted His Picture With The Phone On Whatsapp by Haakeem(m):
The criminal should be tracked down, op your freind should be happy because the man in the picture is an illiterate...y i called him an illiterate is because,if it was an expert that stole the phone,he would have attcked your friends bank account with the sim card in the phone. track him down....he would'ent expect you coming... in his mind,the phones is now his own and he had start enjoing life with itgrin He to would be forming big boss....the thief na dundee i swear!
Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 5:06pm On Dec 12, 2021
dodoatirice:
Ehn ehn? No wonder dem dey shout update update update chai. Make una enjoy and make dem complete am themselves
dodoatirice abeg complete this tori,no land me for trouble with viewers o,na permission i wan just take.
Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 4:58pm On Dec 12, 2021
Hahahagrin i understand why he was crying.....e no wan lose em other toes and to talk of the pains....dodoatirice my mind been they tell me say some viewers they do copy and paste they carry your tori go post for facebook,if you no go angry,me too wan join them,all ma niggas suppose see watin they sup.permission granted?
Health › Re: Help! I Got Bitten By A Local Dog by Haakeem(m): 3:48pm On Dec 12, 2021
tradepunter:
Humans really have low intelligence.... You met an animal in distress who doesn't understand your language...

At that point in time he's on survivor mode...

Meaning the dog is ready to die to get out of it... You saw the situation and couldn't assess how volatile it was?

Yeah you had compassion but in that case you encountered an animal that had it's instinct at level 100
Look this one,i bet that if you were in my shoe that day,base on the way you are talking now,i agree you would nt punish it for bitting you,but i am sure you would just walk pass it forgetting about it cause it harmed you.....me a sharp guy gave it a blow that punished it and also did it a favour....
stop reasoning with your ynash pls.
Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 10:11am On Dec 12, 2021
which kind wickedness be this na?you cut my toes off and ask me to pound it my selfhuh I rather go back and drown in that sea again.
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Romance › Re: At My Age My Prick is like 2year old boy penis by Haakeem(m): 6:10am On Dec 12, 2021
Vinnie2000:
It does NOT do Shit! undecided

If a Guy has Small Dicck at 21 years+, He is Done!
The Highest That can make such Diccks to enlarge is when the Owner has excessive Raw sex with Countless Babes!

His Penis will become Swollen or Enlarged due to the Different Punny Juices! cool cheesy
you are giving the op fake hope.
Family › Re: The Marine Girl I Dated by Haakeem(m): 4:33am On Dec 12, 2021
Oga you forgot to write 'fiction' at the head of your nigeria movie storie.
Romance › Re: Small Girls No Dey Fear Again O by Haakeem(m):
Scientists:
Funny enough, you don't even know who is a Paedophile.

Those your religious brothers and Religious head that married a 9 year old or 12 or 13 are the real Paedophile not me that help a 19 year old out
isaac and rebecka in the bible even did worst,so don't bring in religious excuses, you are a peadophile no doubts, he is even bragging self, mouth be like old foul ynash.lorbish!

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