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Family › Re: I Lost My Soap by Haakeem(m): 11:16pm On Dec 06, 2021

Are you depressed? Or just high on weed?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 6th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 11:11pm On Dec 06, 2021

MangekyoAlt:
Assnal will always be Assnal

Meanwhile, I see manure fans in this thread?
Manure fans una no dey tire? You guys are always in any thread a popular team is losing, rattling about like monkeys. We the Chelsea and Assnal fans fit hate una oo

look at this one comparing him self with chelsea fans....be decieving ur self.

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Romance › Re: +18: I Sent Her Home And Invited This One to Cook And... [Picture] by Haakeem(m): 10:57pm On Dec 06, 2021

iLegendd:
Goooal! Against Arsenal. 2—1.

Ass-anal fans go kill you today.

what dah fvck! everton nice game,enhe now we are nw at their top once again.

Romance › Re: +18: I Sent Her Home And Invited This One to Cook And... [Picture] by Haakeem(m): 10:48pm On Dec 06, 2021

iLegendd:
It's currently 1-1 and Everton wants to put Iwobi. I don't trust that guy anymore.

IN all they do they should just make sure arsenal goes pointless today.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 6th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 10:42pm On Dec 06, 2021

1-1 hehe

Celebrities › Re: Michael Jackson's Only Daughter Is All Grown Up, See Her Recent Pictures by Haakeem(m): 10:35pm On Dec 06, 2021

Prime4life:
Fine girl, i will marry you don't worry

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Romance › Re: +18: I Sent Her Home And Invited This One to Cook And... [Picture] by Haakeem(m): 10:20pm On Dec 06, 2021

iLegendd:
Goallll!
Offside.

arsenal must lose today.

Family › Re: What Would You Do To This Child? by Haakeem(m): 10:11pm On Dec 06, 2021

Hahaha,funny.
If this story is true, i would just give him a tablet that would make him sleep,then proceed to do the do,but if he wakes up after his spirit senced we are are about to do the do,i would just take him to the orphanage or rather take him to our religious leader for a deliverance....
What nonsence!

Romance › Re: +18: I Sent Her Home And Invited This One to Cook And... [Picture] by Haakeem(m): 9:59pm On Dec 06, 2021

iLegendd:
Serious? In didn't know. Let me me check.

owk.

Romance › Re: +18: I Sent Her Home And Invited This One to Cook And... [Picture] by Haakeem(m): 9:55pm On Dec 06, 2021

Why are you not watching arsenal vs everton game? Or is it that boring?

Romance › Re: Should I Move On? by Haakeem(m): 9:42pm On Dec 06, 2021

Lalasticlala

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 6th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 9:34pm On Dec 06, 2021

Fr33born:
This match is looking like fixed match. Arsenal playing like they were told not to score more than 1 goal.

you are just looking for excusses...rest! Una fit collect fah.

Romance › Re: . by Haakeem(m): 8:49pm On Dec 06, 2021

When i was a kid,Around 1am I went to pee in our bath room and i saw someone on top the other house zinx through the window staring at me. I was like yeee,omo urine no gree come out again, then i japa o.

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Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 2:17pm On Dec 06, 2021

Op next pls.

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Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 1:01pm On Dec 06, 2021

Next op.

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Romance › Re: What A Mess! I Slept With A Married Woman In A Hotel by Haakeem(m): 11:53am On Dec 06, 2021

iLegendd:
Thank God I have cut off my d*ck yesterday.

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Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 10:46am On Dec 06, 2021

dodoatirice:
I’m here now. Bought a venza for my woman.

Stay tuned for giveaway
Typing….

wow congrats.
okay na,would the give away come as more more and more updates,updates that we would feed on till tommorow,or it would come as?

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Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 10:42am On Dec 06, 2021

More success bro, op help me greet ur kiddo happy birthday for me, azin send my regards to him. We are waiting patiently for updates.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United - (0 - 1) - Live by Haakeem(m): 4:41pm On Dec 05, 2021

Labadi69:
Ronaldo no dey celebrate if another person score? See as he just tanda emotionless as all him mates dey celebrate Fred’s goal. Na wa

Ronaldo after Fred scored…..

no mind that old goat jor.

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Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 11:34am On Dec 05, 2021

Zeel007:
Update Update Update
Happy Sunday house

same.

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Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 11:33am On Dec 05, 2021

Next op

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wolves Vs Liverpool (0 - 1) On 4th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 4:29pm On Dec 04, 2021

Who wants to do give away

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea (3 - 2) On 4th December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 3:22pm On Dec 04, 2021

Chelsea fans grin

affa? How market?

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Romance › Re: Urgent Advise Needed by Haakeem(m): 2:19pm On Dec 04, 2021

everythinggirly:

You can't speak to your wife? Nairaland redpilllers are coming for you. Wait for it.

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Romance › Re: Urgent Advise Needed by Haakeem(m): 2:18pm On Dec 04, 2021

Shake the simp of a husband off ur body and follow the first advice given to you.

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Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 12:29pm On Dec 04, 2021

op,next.

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Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 10:33am On Dec 04, 2021

Op hala us update na.hope u are doing well?

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Romance › Re: Look At What I Cooked and What I Did To Her. Am I Wicked? [Picture] by Haakeem(m): 7:55pm On Dec 03, 2021

iLegendd:
No

I give willingly, not when I'm being asked or told. I like when things come from my heart.

2nd time, issorite.

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Romance › Re: Look At What I Cooked and What I Did To Her. Am I Wicked? [Picture] by Haakeem(m): 7:45pm On Dec 03, 2021

iLegendd:
It can only share 200MB max. I hate stressing myself sending MB. The process is tedious. I no longer like stress. I'm done with strenuous things.

okay should i drop number? undecided

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Romance › Re: Look At What I Cooked and What I Did To Her. Am I Wicked? [Picture] by Haakeem(m): 7:36pm On Dec 03, 2021

[quote author=ChiefSosa post=108185837][/quote]hahaha,guy u no well.

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Romance › Re: Look At What I Cooked and What I Did To Her. Am I Wicked? [Picture] by Haakeem(m): 7:26pm On Dec 03, 2021

iLegendd:
Trade crypto, watch TV, stay away from sex, food, enjoy, etc. Life is becoming boring when you're jobless like me and the light is free with 24/7 and 50GB data.

Is she trying to seduce me or what? I have vowed to remain a virgin and so shall I remain.

pls share me data naaw.

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