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Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 18 Suspected Illegal Oil Bunkerers In Port Harcourt (Photo) by Haakeem(m):
Look at the way they are standing like power rangers.
If care is not taken they might all end up in jail!.

We the citizen needs to contribute to this,we need to help them whereever they are,take them to any nearby bush or forest then behead them one by one,by so doing......Mtcheew i yaff tired jor.
Crime › Re: CAN Tasks Buhari On Killing Of Christians In Zamfara By Terrorists by Haakeem(op): 7:21am On Dec 02, 2021
Leonbonapart:
Bubari is bandit, bandit is i-slam, i-slam is terrorism is jihad and jihad is Muhammed
I feel your pains bruh,but honestly you are insane and not using ur brain properly.
What if i said christianity is a club party, while jesus is just a confusion and his follower are all insane how would you feel?
Crime › Re: CAN Tasks Buhari On Killing Of Christians In Zamfara By Terrorists by Haakeem(op): 7:15am On Dec 02, 2021
Thunderfayayou:
CAN in Nigeria is a useless as the word itself
Sir pls what is C.A.N ?
Crime › Re: CAN Tasks Buhari On Killing Of Christians In Zamfara By Terrorists by Haakeem(op): 7:13am On Dec 02, 2021
Hezmatosky:
But who do we blame now for Christians killing Christians in the south east?
undecided
Crime › CAN Tasks Buhari On Killing Of Christians In Zamfara By Terrorists by Haakeem(op): 6:22am On Dec 02, 2021
The Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN)
has charged President Muhammadu
Buhari to end the killing of Christians by
terrorists in Zamfara State before they
resort to self-defence.

It also urged the security agencies to
defend Churches in the state to prevent
terrorists from carrying out their threats
against Christians.

General Secretary of CAN, Joseph Bade
Daramola, made the plea, while reacting to
threat letter sent to Christians in the state
asking them to stop worship and to close
down churches or risk attacks.

In a statement issued, yesterday, Daramolasaid:.

“Now that a Federal High Court has
declared the bandits as terrorists, we ask
the police, the military and other security
agencies to tackle the terrorists, who have
turned kidnapping into a big business in
the North East”,

He lamented that with the way and
manner in which the security agencies
have been treating insurgency lately, there
was no hope of wining the war against
terrorism in the country.

“Criminals are criminals irrespective of
their religious, political and ethnic
affiliations and they should be treated as such.

We also urge the Department of
State Security (DSS) and Inspector General
of Police (IGP) to investigate those
speaking for the terrorists with a view to
unmasking their sponsors and
beneficiaries of their criminality.

“In a recent visit to Sokoto and Kebbi
states, the leadership of CAN was alarmed
at the record of criminals, who are killing
and kidnapping Christians in the zone, as
if there was a pact between them and security agencies.

“Now that the leaderships of Christianity
and Islam are working together on how
to stop their criminality in the North West,
they are now trying to introduce divisive
ways by declaring war against Christians
and churches in the zone especially in
Zamfara State where they are gradually
turning into their stronghold,”
the statement reads.

BESIDES, the Atiku Kawai Media Group has
urged President Buhari to end insecurity
in the country and unite Nigerians before
leaving office in 2023.

The group said the President should stop
showboating and address insecurity,
which it said, was seriously disrupting the
country’s economy.

It disclosed that it would convene town
hall meetings in the six geo-political zones
of the country with the theme:
Making A
Case for National Unity And Prosperity.

Chairman, Organising Committee of the
Atiku Abubakar National Town Hall
meeting, Dare Akinniyi, in a statement,
yesterday, said the move was to find a
lasting solution to the several challenges
facing the country.

Akinniyi noted that the state of the
country required urgent collective efforts
to stop the growing negative vices
affecting the welfare of Nigerians, adding
that the Federal Government was
overwhelmed with incompetence and
cluelessness on how to effectively perform
its statutory roles.

ALSO, a coalition of civil society
organisations (CSOs) has called on the
Katsina State Government to restore
mobile network services in frontline councils.

It lamented that the time it had taken to
restore network in the state was making
the war against banditry and other crimes
to lose steam.

In a statement issued by Acting Chairman,
Umar Imam and Secretary General, Rabiu
Maska, the group said bandits had devised
other ways of communication amongst
themselves, situation, which had enabled
them continue their onslaught on hapless
communities.
Source;https://guardian.ng/news/can-tasks-buhari-on-killing-of-christians-in-zamfara-by-terrorists/

Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 7:58pm On Dec 01, 2021
DSC7:
Dodoatirice don enter one chance grin grin...

One guy been dey drive one day like that na so the spirit of barking enter am.... Based on say he dey busy highway he wan control am but damnnnnnn lipsrsealed Devil too wicked Abegggggg embarassed....

Naso guy man run commot from him benz, begin bark like dog sotey he begin vomit blood.....

Naso so OG take follow street waka cry.....

#HustleLegit cool
So things they happen like this? I been reason am say op just forge am o.
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Romance › Re: SCAMMER: The Latest Nairaland Scammer — Usoro Prince Bassey - 09023320370 [Pict] by Haakeem(m): 6:58pm On Dec 01, 2021
Hahahahaha,many more to run away with your money,as far u don't no their location and where to find them gon gon,nothing is their problem.
Phones › Re: I Touch Something On My Phone And It Want From 80% To 100% Battery by Haakeem(m): 6:36pm On Dec 01, 2021
MrBanner:
Bros, "show off mode" In this context clearly means that it was created to show off the phones key features. What I typed has absolutely nothing to do with "catching fun", and moreover your point of view is terribly wrong. It's not a "prank", neither is it "an enhance setting". If you're upset that I pointed out the folly of your post then I'm sorry, but I can't help you.
You got the show off mode but believe me when i say u can use it to catch fun/cruise,tap on this link and see the point of view that matchs mine, https://balsblings./2020/08/27/how-to-prank-your-friends-on-fake-battery-percentage/
Phones › Re: I Touch Something On My Phone And It Want From 80% To 100% Battery by Haakeem(m): 6:24pm On Dec 01, 2021
MrBanner:
Bros, "show off mode" In this context clearly means that it was created to show off the phones key features. What I typed has absolutely nothing to do with "catching fun", and moreover your point of view is terribly wrong. It's not a "prank", neither is it "an enhance setting". If you're upset that I pointed out the folly of your post then I'm sorry, but I can't help you.
Bross sorry for bursting ur bubble.

Developer Options are a set of
advanced hidden settings in Android
phones . These settings are mainly used
for debugging and application
development purposes. Hence,
Developer Options is hidden to avoid
beginner users from accidentally
enabling some of the options which
might cause unexpected results.
Enhanced and advanced are similiar in meaning hope i shutted u up?
Crime › Re: Man Almost Cut Off His Employer's Manhood In Ogun, Beat Up His Boss' Wife by Haakeem(op):
Juell:
The topic before stated that he cut it off, op edited it to almost cut off after my observation.
Stop taking this thing too far.......follow the link and you would realise its not my fault.
Crime › Re: Suspected Ritualists Kill Four In Ogun, Sell Body Parts by Haakeem(m): 2:41pm On Dec 01, 2021
Danjikanbauchi:
walahi if this ritual killings is happening in ibo land the whole ibos will face the criminals and disgrace them out of their town. But this offspring of fallen demons think money can be gotten from human parts business.
what is the name of that hard drug self?Have they disgraced the supplier or even looked to a way to get rid of those hard drugs?Every state has it own problem so don't compare them with each other.
Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 2:26pm On Dec 01, 2021
Next pls.
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Crime › Re: Man Almost Cut Off His Employer's Manhood In Ogun, Beat Up His Boss' Wife by Haakeem(op): 2:17pm On Dec 01, 2021
atheistandproud:
Learn to accept correction.
wink
Crime › Re: Man Almost Cut Off His Employer's Manhood In Ogun, Beat Up His Boss' Wife by Haakeem(op): 2:11pm On Dec 01, 2021
PavillionEnergy:
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Be careful so your fingers used in typing this trash won't be mined.
cheesy
Crime › Re: Man Almost Cut Off His Employer's Manhood In Ogun, Beat Up His Boss' Wife by Haakeem(op): 2:08pm On Dec 01, 2021
AllahIsSatan:
Cut would imply that an instrument like a knife or cutlass was used, while yank would indicate that the unfoturnate preek was pulled by hand. Very basic, very simple. Except to illiterates and semi illiterates.
unfoturnate preekgrin
Crime › Re: Man Almost Cut Off His Employer's Manhood In Ogun, Beat Up His Boss' Wife by Haakeem(op): 2:05pm On Dec 01, 2021
Gadafii:
afonja people take something worse than mkpuru miri

if not, explain this and why they find it so easy to harvest human heads without conscience huh
grin
Crime › Re: Man Almost Cut Off His Employer's Manhood In Ogun, Beat Up His Boss' Wife by Haakeem(op): 12:51pm On Dec 01, 2021
ORIAYO70:
You r just been foolish not to understand my assertion... U tell that to your dad at home not me, I was only complimenting what u say not that I discredited yr observation. .

Learn how to talk n real English to understand every word n phrase...
Never and ever mention my dad or you would be dragged.You were making fun of the post,but in reality you were making fun of ur illiteracity of not understanding the English i used.
Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 12:07pm On Dec 01, 2021
Next.
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Crime › Re: Man Almost Cut Off His Employer's Manhood In Ogun, Beat Up His Boss' Wife by Haakeem(op):
ORIAYO70:
I can't laff
whats the difference between 'almost cut off' and 'almost yanked off? If u two don't have any reasonable thing to say keep shut.
Education › Re: 12-Year-Old Dowen College Student Beaten To Death By Cultist Schoolmates (Photo) by Haakeem(m):
Hunt those kids he mention down,before they would cause any other harm.

I am not saying you should kill them,there are prison for their types,they should be deciplined at this early stage or they would end up growing into the likes of abubakar shekau part 2.
Crime › Sit-at-home: Gunmen, Army In Gun Duel In Imo. by Haakeem(op): 11:17am On Dec 01, 2021
Gunmen and the military were said to
have engaged each other in a very serious
gun duel in Mgbidi and Akata in Oru West
Local Government Area of Imo State,
yesterday
.

According to a report by Daily Sun that the
incident began as early as 6 am when the
hoodlums allegedly enforcing the partial
lockdown order of the Indigenous People of
Biafra (IPOB) barricaded the roads, ordering
people to go back to their houses.
However.

The source said they were later
confronted by the military who responded
swiftly to counter their order.

Daily Sun;gathered that some vehicles and
shops around the area were razed in the
process.

But it was not clear as at the time
of this report if the incident recorded any
casualty on both sides.

IPOB, yesterday, urged people in the South
East to pray fervently for peace in the zone, unconditional release of Nnamdi Kanu, and
restoration of a Biafra nation.

Although a statement by the spokesperson
of the group, Emma Powerful did not order
a sit-at-home, but urged the people to
lockup their shops temporarily during the
duration of the prayers and open shortly after.lalasticlala mynd44 .

Crime › Man Almost Cut Off His Employer's Manhood In Ogun, Beat Up His Boss' Wife by Haakeem(op): 11:03am On Dec 01, 2021
A 40-year-old logger identified as Ogidan Yussuf, has been arrested for allegedly cutting the genital organ of his employer, Oluwo Shakiru, and assaulting his wife over loss of equipment.

The suspect said to be a resident of Wuraola Street, Epe, in Ijebu East LGA and reportedly a saw machine operator for the victim, was arrested by operatives of Ogun State security network codenamed Amotekun.

State commander of Amotekun, David Akinremi who disclosed this yesterday November 30, said the incident occurred two months after Yusuf had been dodging his boss over loss of the machine.

He said;

“The insistence of the victim to get back his saw, coupled with the assault on the victim’s wife by the suspect led to a physical fight.

“In the process, the suspects allegedly gripped the victim’s genital organ and almost yank it off only to escape from the scene before his arrest by our operatives.

“The victim was immediately rushed to Olabisi Onabanjo Teaching Hospital and is responding to treatment while the suspect who confessed to the dastardly act has been handed over to the police for prosecution.”
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/12/man-arrested-for-cutting-off-employers-manhood-in-ogun-and-assaulting-his-wife.html

Celebrities › Daddy Freeze Has Shared His Thoughts On The Revelation...... by Haakeem(op): 10:31am On Dec 01, 2021
Daddy Freeze has shared his thoughts on the revelation of the richest woman in Nigeria.

Folorunsho Alakija, who said that God asked her to stop wearing jewelry.
Naija News recalls that the Folorunsho had revealed on Sunday November, 28 during a church service in Lagos, that it took 10 days for God to stop her from wearing jewelry.

She said: “I used to love jewellery. I had all kinds and the jewellery had to match every cloth I wore. In those days I used to tell God not to take jewellery from me. If anybody had come to me and told me not to wear jewellery,
I would not have listened to the person. I would have wondered where that person is coming from. But by the time God started dealing with me on it, I had no option but to do away with it.” The clergy who was ranked by forbes as the richest woman in Nigeria said that she decided to listen to God when her earlobes suddenly started bleeding.

She also revealed that prior to the incident her sister had dreamt that her earlobes had cut. Alakija later decided to give up using jewelry after God dealt with her for ten days.
Reacting to Akakija’s revelation,

Daddy freeze stated that God has ‘suffered in the hands of Nigerians’.”lalasticlala mynd44.

Health › Re: Why Is My Urine Always Brown? by Haakeem(m): 7:15am On Dec 01, 2021
What of pink urinegrin
Literature › Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 7:10am On Dec 01, 2021
Op you are doing good,next pls.
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Phones › Re: I Touch Something On My Phone And It Want From 80% To 100% Battery by Haakeem(m):
MrBanner:
Wrong.



Wrong.



Demo mode is the one used at phone stores to advertise the phone to buyers. It has limited features and it's more of a show-off mode. The battery level not dropping is part of deception employed by your phone manufacturer, to trick the potential buyer into believing that the battery lasts long.
show off and catch fun are those two not similar to you?They way you explain it is your point of view,another person with his/her point of view could quote you that you are wrong,so don't do feel like a superman or a guru.understood?
Crime › Re: Must View For Everyone by Haakeem(m): 9:44pm On Nov 30, 2021
Americafighter:
Not about Sapa... I'm a military man and I dey collect salary and I'm even doing my personal business but see the way people dey suffer and some animal still dey die ontop this government matter... Ogun and ayilala go strike them if they no change from this evil behavior
you are a militery man? Eweh! I dey run be that o.
Phones › Re: I Touch Something On My Phone And It Want From 80% To 100% Battery by Haakeem(m): 9:41pm On Nov 30, 2021
It's called developer option meaning enhance setting.its been long i knew about it,its not all phone that got the demo mode feature,demo mode is just used to catch fun its simply a prank,you can dail *#*#4636#*#* to explore another settings,there you can change a 3g service to 4g many more are there.
Crime › Re: Must View For Everyone by Haakeem(m): 9:34pm On Nov 30, 2021
Sapa has tortured this one brutally.
Crime › Re: “I Will Use My Mother For Ritual To Buy Benz For My Father” (video) by Haakeem(m): 9:29pm On Nov 30, 2021
Tobidarker02:
Why is none of them richer than Jeff and elon?
Let me come down
Dangote?
So you did expect their name to be among the richest men when it's clearly known that they got no job for the cover up of their money,dangote is a business man so he can't be questioned about the source of his money,but those doing yahoo plus or rather ritual operate on a lowkey,it's hard to know their networth,but believe me when i say they are damn rich and i guess some are wealthier than dangotegrin
Romance › Re: Ladies Who Have Done Anal,does It Feel Like Vagina Too? by Haakeem(m): 8:52pm On Nov 30, 2021
Datboredberry:
Yes, I'm sure it feels as good... But I can't tell... It would definitely be different... But I know some women who prefer anal...
reveal ur self,your are a man with a hairy balls no doubts.
Romance › Re: Ladies Who Have Done Anal,does It Feel Like Vagina Too? by Haakeem(m): 8:50pm On Nov 30, 2021
Myexdisturbs:
I can't see what I did wrong all you above me. Don't you wash your butt hole with water? Nawa o
but we do not stick our hand inside when washing it,abi na fish we they wash.

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