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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 2) On 2nd December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 10:29pm On Dec 02, 2021
yetunsbay:
frustrated gay
gay? You must be reasoning upside down,stay away from weed,its an advise.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 2) On 2nd December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 10:27pm On Dec 02, 2021
Angelfrost:
Honestly, Ronaldo needs to step up and put in some work for his team... Haba!!!

Zlatan at 40 is doing every for Milan, even scored a sweet Free kick recently. Nigga is literally all over the pitch!

Rangnick should not look face when he takes over this weekend abeg! Mtchewwww!!!
I tell you,if i want to open mouth now,his fans would start bashing me.....

take a look at the last game they drawed agaist chelse,if ronaldo could have be in the game first half,man u would have colled like mad......anyway ronaldo is still the goat version 1.0.0 while ----- is the updated version.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 2) On 2nd December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 10:19pm On Dec 02, 2021
yetunsbay:
get sense bro with blockus
who is your bro or whatever you call it? Fool!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 2) On 2nd December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 10:14pm On Dec 02, 2021
Kingcalls:
Ubare such a fool...y dint he teach him against spurs or in the champions league....pained idiot
lol you are the one that is actually pained,i know how it feels,but that would'nt stop me from calling you an idiot....jaguda is what you are!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 2) On 2nd December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 10:02pm On Dec 02, 2021
Bruno teaching the old fraud how its done,no be to they tap in be the thing,abeg nobody should quote me or it won't be better.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 2) On 2nd December 2021 by Haakeem(m): 9:43pm On Dec 02, 2021
Rodwave:
Fergie001 please come. I'm sharing 5k in this thread grin grin
bruh you go reason me join na.
RomanceRe: SCAMMER: The Latest Nairaland Scammer — Usoro Prince Bassey - 09023320370 [Pict] by Haakeem(m): 3:08pm On Dec 02, 2021
Op dont kee me with laughter abeg,so u think those stuff works bha? Or it works on everybody?If the scammer should come online like this and see what you are about to do,he would return the money asap! Op give it to that your uncle jor,if its work pls notify usgrin
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 2:17pm On Dec 02, 2021
Next op.
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CrimeRe: Man Almost Cut Off His Employer's Manhood In Ogun, Beat Up His Boss' Wife by Haakeem(op): 10:55am On Dec 02, 2021
ORIAYO70:
He just too stupid not to know, I was complimenting is observation, cos the head line says cut off, n later said almost cut off. ,

That is reason I commented I Can't laff, but the Buffon thought, it was mockery.

When someone can't decipher a simple expression then how can he decode complex sentence.
You want an apology right? sorry sir! hope you are fed up now? though its not my fault,you did nt explain it earliar like you just did.like i said,its nt my fault click the source link it says cut off,so its isnt my fault.
CrimeRe: CAN Tasks Buhari On Killing Of Christians In Zamfara By Terrorists by Haakeem(op): 10:13am On Dec 02, 2021
DSTVee:
As a devoted Muslim, i wil like to ask my Muslim ummah to emulate the Christians and try to be as peaceful as they are, the Christians are never aggressive and they dont go about killing we Muslims in the south and taking up their land, why are we like this? Killing people that dont believe in our religion is a bad thing and we need to learn from the Christians.
you are a christian and a pretender.
TravelRe: Kano Boat Mishap Death Toll Rises To 29 by Haakeem(op): 8:32am On Dec 02, 2021
Conwarden:
Sad. R.I.P to the victims!

angry

Life sentence for all scammers . . . including paternity fraudsters!
gringrin were you scammed? pls share the tori.
CrimeRe: CAN Tasks Buhari On Killing Of Christians In Zamfara By Terrorists by Haakeem(op): 8:16am On Dec 02, 2021
Mokason288:
JESUS is the Prince of Peace
He lived an exemplary life while on earth

Not as compared to that area boy (agbero)
That pedophile that sleeps with children including his friends wife

CALLED Mohammed
Wow! Sir you are making a very useless point,more india hemp smoke to your brain sir.you are not doing well though!
TravelKano Boat Mishap Death Toll Rises To 29 by Haakeem(op): 8:04am On Dec 02, 2021
• It’s state tragedy, says Ganduje
• Approves N6m, relief materials to victims’ relatives
• Buhari expresses sadness over incident

The death toll in Tuesday’s unfortunate boat mishap in Kano State has risen to 29 with victims including children and women travelling for a religious event.

The state’s Director of Fire Service, Hassan Ahmed, who confirmed the update, said disclosed that rescue team were still searching for 14 missing persons.

Earlier, the police spokesperson, DSP Abdullahi Haruna Kiyawa, revealed that out of the 59 passengers, 29 died, eight rescued alive, including four male and four females.

The Director, who spoke with The Guardian through the PRO of the organisation, Malam Saminu Abdullahi, said his men and some fishermen had joined in the operation to rescue the survivors.

Meanwhile, Kano State government has set up a committee, headed by Commander of Naval Command, to investigate the ugly development.

Also, the Commissioner for Information, Mohammad Garba, while addressing journalists yesterday about the outcome of the emergency executive meeting, disclosed that government had approved the release of relief materials and N100,000 each to relatives of the affected victims of the accident.

HOWEVER, President Muhammadu Buhari has expressed anguish over the tragic boat accident in the state.

In a message to the government and people of Kano State to sympathise with them over the tragic incident, the President assured the state government of the support of all federal agencies in the state as rescue operation continues.

MEANWHILE, Kano State Governor, Abdullahi Umar Ganduje, has described the incident as a state tragedy, saying that rescue operation is still ongoing.

He said: “We learned that the boat started from Hayin Badau to Bagwai on their way to attend Maulud celebration, as the boat was ferrying about 50 people with some loads, which capsised because of overload. And most of them were Islamiyyah students.

“While we pray to Allah to forgive and bless the souls of those who died and pray for quick recovery of those who are in the hospital receiving medical attention, I urge boat operators to always take the issue of overload very seriously.

“They should know that they can still get profit without overloading their boats.”

The governor, who lamented that it was the same axis where there was a serious mishap some years back, further said: “People should know that the lives of all fellow human beings are too important to be risked deliberately.

“So far, based on the information we received, as at this morning of Wednesday, there were 20 deaths, seven in hospital and another eight people were found this morning and the rescue operation is still going on. We salute the courage and patriot posture of the rescue teams.”
source;https://guardian.ng/news/kano-boat-mishap-death-toll-rises-to-29/

PhonesRe: I Touch Something On My Phone And It Want From 80% To 100% Battery by Haakeem(m): 7:45am On Dec 02, 2021
MrBanner:
"Shutted" me up by copying and pasting the definition of developer options? Are we talking about developer options or DEMO MODE?

Common sense is really not common.

Btw, Enhance and Advance can mean the same thing but not in this context. Advanced settings, in this context, is simply talking about settings in the device that is not meant for laymen like you. Go and learn to read and understand. You're so bent on shutting yourself up that you don't even see how badly you're embarrassing yourself on the internet.

PS: this is will be my final response to you on this matter.
How i wished you know that you are the one embarrasing your self,you and your ego should tule jor.
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 18 Suspected Illegal Oil Bunkerers In Port Harcourt (Photo) by Haakeem(m):
Look at the way they are standing like power rangers.
If care is not taken they might all end up in jail!.

We the citizen needs to contribute to this,we need to help them whereever they are,take them to any nearby bush or forest then behead them one by one,by so doing......Mtcheew i yaff tired jor.
CrimeRe: CAN Tasks Buhari On Killing Of Christians In Zamfara By Terrorists by Haakeem(op): 7:21am On Dec 02, 2021
Leonbonapart:
Bubari is bandit, bandit is i-slam, i-slam is terrorism is jihad and jihad is Muhammed
I feel your pains bruh,but honestly you are insane and not using ur brain properly.
What if i said christianity is a club party, while jesus is just a confusion and his follower are all insane how would you feel?
CrimeRe: CAN Tasks Buhari On Killing Of Christians In Zamfara By Terrorists by Haakeem(op): 7:15am On Dec 02, 2021
Thunderfayayou:
CAN in Nigeria is a useless as the word itself
Sir pls what is C.A.N ?
CrimeRe: CAN Tasks Buhari On Killing Of Christians In Zamfara By Terrorists by Haakeem(op): 7:13am On Dec 02, 2021
Hezmatosky:
But who do we blame now for Christians killing Christians in the south east?
undecided
CrimeCAN Tasks Buhari On Killing Of Christians In Zamfara By Terrorists by Haakeem(op): 6:22am On Dec 02, 2021
The Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN)
has charged President Muhammadu
Buhari to end the killing of Christians by
terrorists in Zamfara State before they
resort to self-defence.

It also urged the security agencies to
defend Churches in the state to prevent
terrorists from carrying out their threats
against Christians.

General Secretary of CAN, Joseph Bade
Daramola, made the plea, while reacting to
threat letter sent to Christians in the state
asking them to stop worship and to close
down churches or risk attacks.

In a statement issued, yesterday, Daramolasaid:.

“Now that a Federal High Court has
declared the bandits as terrorists, we ask
the police, the military and other security
agencies to tackle the terrorists, who have
turned kidnapping into a big business in
the North East”,

He lamented that with the way and
manner in which the security agencies
have been treating insurgency lately, there
was no hope of wining the war against
terrorism in the country.

“Criminals are criminals irrespective of
their religious, political and ethnic
affiliations and they should be treated as such.

We also urge the Department of
State Security (DSS) and Inspector General
of Police (IGP) to investigate those
speaking for the terrorists with a view to
unmasking their sponsors and
beneficiaries of their criminality.

“In a recent visit to Sokoto and Kebbi
states, the leadership of CAN was alarmed
at the record of criminals, who are killing
and kidnapping Christians in the zone, as
if there was a pact between them and security agencies.

“Now that the leaderships of Christianity
and Islam are working together on how
to stop their criminality in the North West,
they are now trying to introduce divisive
ways by declaring war against Christians
and churches in the zone especially in
Zamfara State where they are gradually
turning into their stronghold,”
the statement reads.

BESIDES, the Atiku Kawai Media Group has
urged President Buhari to end insecurity
in the country and unite Nigerians before
leaving office in 2023.

The group said the President should stop
showboating and address insecurity,
which it said, was seriously disrupting the
country’s economy.

It disclosed that it would convene town
hall meetings in the six geo-political zones
of the country with the theme:
Making A
Case for National Unity And Prosperity.

Chairman, Organising Committee of the
Atiku Abubakar National Town Hall
meeting, Dare Akinniyi, in a statement,
yesterday, said the move was to find a
lasting solution to the several challenges
facing the country.

Akinniyi noted that the state of the
country required urgent collective efforts
to stop the growing negative vices
affecting the welfare of Nigerians, adding
that the Federal Government was
overwhelmed with incompetence and
cluelessness on how to effectively perform
its statutory roles.

ALSO, a coalition of civil society
organisations (CSOs) has called on the
Katsina State Government to restore
mobile network services in frontline councils.

It lamented that the time it had taken to
restore network in the state was making
the war against banditry and other crimes
to lose steam.

In a statement issued by Acting Chairman,
Umar Imam and Secretary General, Rabiu
Maska, the group said bandits had devised
other ways of communication amongst
themselves, situation, which had enabled
them continue their onslaught on hapless
communities.
Source;https://guardian.ng/news/can-tasks-buhari-on-killing-of-christians-in-zamfara-by-terrorists/

LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 7:58pm On Dec 01, 2021
DSC7:
Dodoatirice don enter one chance grin grin...

One guy been dey drive one day like that na so the spirit of barking enter am.... Based on say he dey busy highway he wan control am but damnnnnnn lipsrsealed Devil too wicked Abegggggg embarassed....

Naso guy man run commot from him benz, begin bark like dog sotey he begin vomit blood.....

Naso so OG take follow street waka cry.....

#HustleLegit cool
So things they happen like this? I been reason am say op just forge am o.
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RomanceRe: SCAMMER: The Latest Nairaland Scammer — Usoro Prince Bassey - 09023320370 [Pict] by Haakeem(m): 6:58pm On Dec 01, 2021
Hahahahaha,many more to run away with your money,as far u don't no their location and where to find them gon gon,nothing is their problem.
PhonesRe: I Touch Something On My Phone And It Want From 80% To 100% Battery by Haakeem(m): 6:36pm On Dec 01, 2021
MrBanner:
Bros, "show off mode" In this context clearly means that it was created to show off the phones key features. What I typed has absolutely nothing to do with "catching fun", and moreover your point of view is terribly wrong. It's not a "prank", neither is it "an enhance setting". If you're upset that I pointed out the folly of your post then I'm sorry, but I can't help you.
You got the show off mode but believe me when i say u can use it to catch fun/cruise,tap on this link and see the point of view that matchs mine, https://balsblings./2020/08/27/how-to-prank-your-friends-on-fake-battery-percentage/
PhonesRe: I Touch Something On My Phone And It Want From 80% To 100% Battery by Haakeem(m): 6:24pm On Dec 01, 2021
MrBanner:
Bros, "show off mode" In this context clearly means that it was created to show off the phones key features. What I typed has absolutely nothing to do with "catching fun", and moreover your point of view is terribly wrong. It's not a "prank", neither is it "an enhance setting". If you're upset that I pointed out the folly of your post then I'm sorry, but I can't help you.
Bross sorry for bursting ur bubble.

Developer Options are a set of
advanced hidden settings in Android
phones . These settings are mainly used
for debugging and application
development purposes. Hence,
Developer Options is hidden to avoid
beginner users from accidentally
enabling some of the options which
might cause unexpected results.
Enhanced and advanced are similiar in meaning hope i shutted u up?
CrimeRe: Man Almost Cut Off His Employer's Manhood In Ogun, Beat Up His Boss' Wife by Haakeem(op):
Juell:
The topic before stated that he cut it off, op edited it to almost cut off after my observation.
Stop taking this thing too far.......follow the link and you would realise its not my fault.
CrimeRe: Suspected Ritualists Kill Four In Ogun, Sell Body Parts by Haakeem(m): 2:41pm On Dec 01, 2021
Danjikanbauchi:
walahi if this ritual killings is happening in ibo land the whole ibos will face the criminals and disgrace them out of their town. But this offspring of fallen demons think money can be gotten from human parts business.
what is the name of that hard drug self?Have they disgraced the supplier or even looked to a way to get rid of those hard drugs?Every state has it own problem so don't compare them with each other.
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 2:26pm On Dec 01, 2021
Next pls.
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CrimeRe: Man Almost Cut Off His Employer's Manhood In Ogun, Beat Up His Boss' Wife by Haakeem(op): 2:17pm On Dec 01, 2021
atheistandproud:
Learn to accept correction.
wink
CrimeRe: Man Almost Cut Off His Employer's Manhood In Ogun, Beat Up His Boss' Wife by Haakeem(op): 2:11pm On Dec 01, 2021
PavillionEnergy:
[

Be careful so your fingers used in typing this trash won't be mined.
cheesy
CrimeRe: Man Almost Cut Off His Employer's Manhood In Ogun, Beat Up His Boss' Wife by Haakeem(op): 2:08pm On Dec 01, 2021
AllahIsSatan:
Cut would imply that an instrument like a knife or cutlass was used, while yank would indicate that the unfoturnate preek was pulled by hand. Very basic, very simple. Except to illiterates and semi illiterates.
unfoturnate preekgrin
CrimeRe: Man Almost Cut Off His Employer's Manhood In Ogun, Beat Up His Boss' Wife by Haakeem(op): 2:05pm On Dec 01, 2021
Gadafii:
afonja people take something worse than mkpuru miri

if not, explain this and why they find it so easy to harvest human heads without conscience huh
grin
CrimeRe: Man Almost Cut Off His Employer's Manhood In Ogun, Beat Up His Boss' Wife by Haakeem(op): 12:51pm On Dec 01, 2021
ORIAYO70:
You r just been foolish not to understand my assertion... U tell that to your dad at home not me, I was only complimenting what u say not that I discredited yr observation. .

Learn how to talk n real English to understand every word n phrase...
Never and ever mention my dad or you would be dragged.You were making fun of the post,but in reality you were making fun of ur illiteracity of not understanding the English i used.

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