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iLegendd:
Sadly, I only drank half of the exotic juice and ate half of the fried yam and I'm already filled. Thank God I didn't buy the suya I wanted buy. No space for more. Na to baff and watch football preview remain.

You see eh, happiness is not by money, food or sex but by good health and contentment. Money, food, and sex are just bonuses.

By the way, which is the sweetest?

1. Money
2. Food
3. Sex
4. Degree
5. God

Don't be a hypocrite — choose as if no one is watching. Choose only two and give reasons. The person with the best reason wins 10 USDT.

I would choose GOD first and then money as the second,with those two i'm good to go,azin no suffering in life again,even if there is you would surely bounce back,as far you have GOD on your side.

I remember those days we used to help my mum in the backyard to keep firewoods catching by blewing air into it,there was another methed she uses to make fire,the method is called abacha style,she would look for an iron paint container cut the down part of it for were the firewood would stay,then send us to go and fetch saw dust,i can't explain futher,anybody with similar experience should relate.

Drogunov:
You call that a trap? Accept your mistake and move on.

someone can not play with u again? haba

100k for just feeding? You took a big risk, a very very big one.

Lalasticlala naaw missyb3

DUNDEEMASTER:
lol...u no come give ur own prediction ni....buh no p...I like keeping ma word..Hala me for 08066850758 .

i go flash u with this airtel number

Drogunov:
The person is probably an atheist. Christians don't behave like that. Again, there is nothing like he cow. Its either a bull or you are saying bullshit.

i set a trap for him,you came and step on it.kai, i know the reason i used he-cow,i want the pain to be unbearable in his deluded mind.

Iamtoyosii:
Ohhh good Lord!!!
Can't you read and interprete a simple sentence?
I was referring directly to you the person you quoted, in what way does the two of you represent me and nairaland men? Ennh, answer me.

You are the one that suppose to gather sence and understand what my reply means .....if u had made it too u would'ent be in nairaland typing rubbish.

Hope u got the email u used to open the account with u?Click forgot password,type in ur username and an otp would be sent to the email u used to open the account or the phone number u used to open the account.

Send me a mail containing ur login details let me see what i can do

Iamtoyosii:
Two of you are fools, if you two have the kyn "bad luck " he has, you wouldn't be on NL typing rubbish.

Jaguda, You are in this with us,use ur brain and stop insulting all nairaland men including ur self.

Help2020:
Bros,if I tell you wetin masturbation do me en..
Instead of me to try that rubbish I rather go fcck olosho

Your rather go for the bigger sin,take five bross,i like ur sence of humour

brightisodje:
do not believe this shit op wrote to there. masterbation is evil. it brings bad luck, body weakness, headache. you only enjoy it when you are in the act. immediately you release your become adnormal don't promote rawbish here. stay far away from masterbation it will ruin your life. I'm a victim of this and I'm begging you to stay away from it. go have quicky with olosho than to masturbate. please don't believe op tjia act it's evil. imagine spilling all your seeds your blood with your hand. stay away from porn it's the fuel to masturbation. I masterbate for over 17 years the very day i stopped watching porn and keep girlfriend in my house the hurge died. things turn around like a dream. please stay off from this stupid act.

IMAGINE! u are comparing fornicating which is a big sin to mastrubating and even encouraging people that fornicating is more better....guy repent,fornicating is a big sin, God loves you.

Afamsi:
Masturbation is one of the causes of low sperm count in men. It is one of the causes of erectile dysfunction/ weak erection in men. It is the cause of premature ejaculation in men. It kills sex life for those that are married. It creates a feeling of timidity. It affects the eyes in the sense that it makes your vision blurry and above all, it is a sin to masturbate whether you are married or not.

What of fornicating?

badboyTee:
see this terrorist dey talk OK why did your so called Allah allowed her death after all the money and things she had spent before reaching 400 level how I wish you can say your comment again at my face that you can boldly type R.I.p mtcheeew smh

Who is the heartless terrorist between me and you now? wait are you a christian? heartless and a deluded he cow is what u are....Rip to her.

KillIgbohoN0W:
Why u no go get acute chest pain when you tie your chest with hijab 24/7.

Lectures in hijab, cook in hijab, trek in hijab, Bleep in hijab, sleep in hijab...

Do their females get 72 mandingos too??

okay she should be wearing mini skirts like that of ur female church fellows abi? You must be insane and a slowpoke!Which scientific fact says that wearing hijab causes chest pain?One more thing leave the deceased to rest.

Oisamoje24:
receive sense na abeg time keeper

What is this one saying?jaguda like you.

DUNDEEMASTER:
Chelsea 3. - Man utd(1) ...This I have seen

my niggi how fa? any amount would do,if u no kon give na u sabi.

I can gladly type R.i.p knowing she died after worshipping her creator.rest in peace sister. sha its her time,so nobody should come saying na village people,buharip regime blah blah blah,its her time to go......

mail me let try it 2gether.

baralatie:
Me I dey happy because I cash out

bross reason me na.

Lordofalmajiri:
Ronaldo na just bad luck

I tell you.

LesbianBoy:
This game will end 1 nil and its Ronaldo that will settle it

Who wants to bet?

i would have bet,but if i win i know u would nt give me my money.

Allnacruise:
Oh context
Overall Best in English

Comrade lower ur voice abeg.

Allnacruise:
Best in English

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Nanavati:
I will be giving out 1k to 10 Chelsea fans if Chelsea win Man-U this evening
Quote me after the match

oya na