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ibrahimovic303:
I don’t know about this, perhaps someone here can help...As for me, I have my strict gym programs maintained over the years

Maybe i should just stick to my daily workout.

Pike push-up
Russian twist
Wide arm push-up
Climb the mountain

Can you suggest another one, make i add am to these ones i listed above

tiptoe1:
Hahahahahaha. I like girls wella o.

That's the dream, A friend in Netherlands told me other day that he regrets one thing. I asked and he said he regrets not leaving Nigeria early enough.

I have to hit those sites you mentioned and start work also.

Lol.. It's good sha

Same thing my friend for voronezh told me o. He said he no dey come back again

ibrahimovic303:
It’s crucial...even the average Naija chic dey gbadu well toned neegas..Me I have always been a gym rat since Festac, started with cement and all and have a massive frame, so I have a physical edge...Many Scandinavians, both men and women have a fetish to be vandalized by a strong African man...You get the scope?

Yes boss
Would you advice me to use abs syrup?!

ibrahimovic303:
Omor boiz don virus am...Maybe this one had an unpleasant experience with one of us, but not all of them are like that! I’m always proud to say I’m a Nigerian here, if them nor like am, let them geddifok

Yes, you are right about that.
I met one Croatian babe last week. She messaged me first. I was very excited oh. She is very fast in typing, that made our conversation sweet and interesting.


Picture of her profile attached.

She really loves African niggas

ibrahimovic303:
I warn you don’t appear too nice or they tag you boring! Which is why most of them like neegas like us if you must be nice and all, also show that you have so many crazy and wild parts


Remember the average Finnish man is very conservative usually

Okay oo

I will try and show them my 12 abs and ehm clear throat the real MVP maybe that would do the trick

I need to start working out. No bicep, no muscle, nothing.. Wetin i wan use impress this oyibo bayi

tiptoe1:
Hadampson. You don hear, your head game must be very lit

You go like girls wella. See as your signal full on top girls matter

Well, i don hear. Na to start work remain.
I want to leave zoogeria before next year by the grace of God Almighty

ibrahimovic303:
Tinder is lit here

Lol. Yes boss but to get a match na wahala o
I don't know what to do.

Seriously, i really want one for relationship and see where it goes but they are doing somehow. Like a girl i met few weeks ago, she lives in Belgium(she is a Belgian.) This girl is very beautiful i must admit. She told me that she doesn't want Nigerian. I told her that am a Nigerian. Guess what she did?

She blocked me not even considering my honesty. I felt sad

ibrahimovic303:
There are two approaches: online and offline now online, you gaz dey real and persistent and let her know you’re a crazy neega, send her nudes if possible , follow her up bumper to bumper, sha if your sending nudes make sure say your kalashin dope, so sha persistence and patience na the key words online...Now offline which is face to face, I’m the Zlatan here , use Finnish or Swedish as applicable and target her when she is slightly tipsy, not DRUNK oh!!! Cos that one na wahala oh...If the vibes dey go well then kiss her in public and tell her say you dey feel am, say make una go her house or your own, usually in the bars are the easiest routes for these, many neegas like us have scored 30 goals from 31 games in bars across Scandinavia even

Operation nude pictures. Noted

What about those who don't want nude pictures, i have met some who don't want nude pictures but a nice guy for relationship

tiptoe1:
Boss. seems you interact with them online. which social media do you use in getting them?

Airtripp
Tinder

ibrahimovic303:
This is the easiest route to corporate jobs here but then you should have been in school already and papers from them should have been processed in advance, usually it’s called “työharjoittelu” here and hotly contested from December through March and maybe April....It’s a hot competition

So, if i get you right, i need to be in Finland before i can volunteer... God of mercy

olioxx:
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Bros Handampson i'm feeling you spiritually.
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Anyways * Be yourself * Have a good sense of humor * Be neat (no pong coming from your mouth or body) * Build your IQ * Be modest and humble, remember the Scandinavian runs an eligitarian society, so no time to brag or skite. * Show interest in the girl * Be a gentleman, forget those feminist saga. A woman wants to be treated nicely. * Respect her, her family and her friends. * Bring her flowers, she will love it. * Lastly HONOR and ADORE her, her brain go crack for you.
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Bro I am the only guy with 5 sisters, so i'm speaking from xperience.
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Bro Ibro over to you!!!

This is helpful boss
Thanks so much

ibrahimovic303:
Remind me of this another day.... I go address this one

Boss, abeg nah.
All these Scandinavian girls just dey ignore me anyhow. Abeg give me some tips na

olioxx:
Bro Ibro, which Scandinavia country do you think needs cyber techies and with good salaries.
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And more importanter, which Scandinavia country have the most yummy girls?

Swedish are the perfect definition of beauty



Although all Scandinavian girls are beautiful but Swedish girls beauty is exceptional 100%

Maybe to me sha.

In the order of beauty.

Swedish
Finnish
Eesti
Danish
Norwegian

ibrahimovic303:
There is something called TE-palvelut here responsible for all kinds of jobs, once you signify your intentions and apply, all things being equal you can be called for interviews...remember one has to be in good standing immigration wise to be considered anyway

Thanks boss. What about volunteering?

ibrahimovic303:
I spoke over the phone with a heartbroken applicant to Finland from last year, and I learned that even after meeting the criteria for a student permit, unfortunately Nigeria and Africa are among areas with reduced quotas for RP...Pls try to have other options as you work out your migration routes, so that you do not meet a brick wall....Like I told many of you on audio call, you can strategically plan this whole movement by anchoring first in a less fanciful European country, also note that for many Nigerians living here, America, Canada and Australia is their final destination, but took here as a step toward those big nations I just listed....So for others, their first country could even be Ukraine, Turkey, Cyprus etc



Be guided

Also, i want to know about caregiver jobs in Finland? how can one apply?!

ibrahimovic303:
My people how una dey? I want comments on what I and other Finland based Nigerians should be discussing and amending to move this thread forward ....I know of pictures, and I always try to do so, next month I will be covering 5 Schengen states on a massive football related movement, so this thread go hear am sha with photos etc


So guys pour your hearts to me like say I be babe wey you wan knack for the first time

Hmm.. Give us tips about how to woo Scandinavian girls online

Weldone sir

Predstan:
Nigeria look better? Which part of Nigeria apart from where the few corrupt elites lives look better. Have you heard of jet cars, Rwanda is proposing to do that soon. I can tell you that rwandese are friendly and can gurantee 99.99 percent security. But Nigeria is only 0.1 percent secure.

Rwanda is the Singapore of Africa
South Africa is the US of Africa
Nigeria is the Venezuela of Africa.

Get that straight that Nigeria is just a worst place to live in

You nailed it boss
These are the adjectives i usually used to describe the three countries. Seems like we think alike

Revolution is the way forward.

ehispapa:
please remove all those places you mentioned except south africa. malawi is the most poorest in africa for your information. only nairobi is fine in Kenya than any nigerian city. others are poo as well

What of Mombasa and Nakuru

Overrated sh.it

Yewandequeen:
I know your plan dont sweat it *grins**

You are still as stubborn as before.. Dtobs cannot take good care of you. See, hadampson is now rich o

Do the right thing and see how your level would change in a positive way

Viergeachar:
Nobody kills them for fun/hate in Nigeria!

But in Nigeria, people are killed for ritual

Yewandequeen:
nope

Continue deceiving yourself o... Very soon, you will see the truth. Just in case you are looking for a shoulder to cry on, hadampson is here

Koolking:
Give me the percentage of foreigners (Nigerians) in overseas (US,UK) that enjoy the same rights as real citizens.

In Nigeria, no matter how bad Nigerians make it look, it's still home (to me).

Boss, one thing i want you to know is that if you go to the USA with an immigrant visa, you will be given the same rights as real citizen

Those ones that you are talking about are the illegal immigrants.

To each his own sha. Nigeria is not my home.

Yewandequeen:
DTOBS is on vacation :Phe isn't seeing this

Hmm... Always on vacation and he didn't take you along.... Are you sure he is not cheating on you??

Yewandequeen:
DTOBS is on vacation :Phe isn't seeing this

Hmm... Always on vacation and he didn't take you along.... Are you sure he is not cheating on you??

planetx:
Lol Portugal is a third world shithole, who are you fooling. There are hundreds of thousands of Portuguese in Angola and Mozambique looking for food to eat.

Have you been to Portugal before

jamesbridget13:
of course yes

Okay ma'am... Goodluck in your business but OP want to leave zoogeria as soon as possible