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PoliticsRe: Samuel Ortom Calls For 30-Day Fast Against Herders Attack In Benue by Haddock(m): 7:35am On Apr 24, 2020
Starkid3010:
We elected a big fool
Sorry, bro. You guys are stuck with the incompetent chap and his team till 2023

CelebritiesRe: Stephanie Okereke And Husband, Linus Idahosa Celebrate 8th Wedding Anniversary by Haddock(m): 6:28pm On Apr 21, 2020
Lienus
AutosRe: L.r.defender 110.. by Haddock(m): 6:18am On Apr 19, 2020
Why would any sane person buy this in 2020?

Automotive industry has moved way beyond this ..... Don't be stuck in the past
Because the sane person may need it for work purposes. This particular truck was made for purposes far separated from the softies.
PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari: How Powerful Late COS Prevented Major Crisis In Nigerian Football by Haddock(m): 11:10am On Apr 18, 2020
mbahdi:
What a life.if Nigerians can be dis happy in just cso death.I wonder how happy there will be on the day it reaches the turn of the statue in aso rock.
My neighbor killed cow n shared to everyone of us in the compound.have bn asking him what's his motive of celebration n he has bn mute.
I hope its not cause of this issue.
Oshe! Lie of the millennium! Your neighbor for compound get cow to kee because person father die?! Wehdon sah! Abeg drop location and address make we verify your fake news.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Didn't Wear Face-Mask. EU Delegates Wore FaceMasks As They Meet by Haddock(m): 11:20am On Apr 15, 2020
Edoloaded:
Isn't this strange.



https://mobile.twitter.com/BashirAhmaad/status/1250063460215533568
You must be silly, childish or mischievous to think not wearing a nose mask is strange just because it's Buhari that's the one not wearing it.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Top Politicians With A History Of Spreading Fake News by Haddock(m): 7:11am On Apr 14, 2020
vibre:
You didn't add Buhari? Yeye dey smell sad
Help the OP to extend the list by adding Buhari and quote the lie/fake news he originated
FamilyRe: She Is Single And Living On Rented Apartment, Away From Family ! Is It Good? by Haddock(m): 4:37pm On Mar 08, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
you really talk like an immature scared child or someone who knows nothing about being an adult.... if you believe that a woman must live with her parents before getting married, even if she is pushing 30, then you need serious help!
MrBrownJay1, Sexylassie2, Kalapizim, Safarigirl and Sarang, you guys got me feeling sorry for you about how you're embarrassing yourselves engaging a little baby in such arguments only mature minds should understand.

Obviously, he hasn't yet learned to wipe his nose or lace his shoes so let him play a little, he is still growing up.

Please, be gentle with MadeINchenzen2, he and the moderator who moved this sick post to front-page need pity.
AutosRe: Toks 07 Model Volvo XC90 light green SOLD!! SOLD!!! by Haddock(m): 12:48am On Mar 08, 2020
valarinz:
This is a 6cyl inline, 3.2l engine, no V6 on Volvo XC90
Oga Valarinz o.

Abeg, comparing T6 to T5, how's their fuel consumption and maintenance?
PoliticsRe: Rebecca Sharibu Joins London Protest On Leah Sharibu 2nd Anniversary Abduction by Haddock(m): 1:52pm On Feb 27, 2020
Blue3k:
The practical solution is rant about the mother rescuing the daughter. It's like saying sea pirates will kidnap less if they dont talk about it. The solution is secure the area. You useless clowns stop this mumu logic.

It's funny you weirdos want rant but till you're asked to take action.
You're very clever! You alone have the answer to all the problems of the world.

PoliticsRe: Rebecca Sharibu Joins London Protest On Leah Sharibu 2nd Anniversary Abduction by Haddock(m): 9:09am On Feb 27, 2020
Blue3k:
Internet commando go rescue her daughter then she wont be protesting.
You people are quick to attack any comments that call for deep thinking and practical solutions. What's the need for the slur on Sirjamo, really?
CrimeRe: Daibo Toju Davies Jumped Off The Third Mainland Bridge In Lagos by Haddock(m): 9:08pm On Feb 16, 2020
OcVoice:
@dominique

Is it against the law for a driver to stop at a bridge for a passenger to relieve himself?

Is there toilet on the bridge?
We shouldn't just be about making money and feel less concerned. We should be proactive in our reasoning. Why not get down the bridge and look for eatries or public toilet for the rider. The safety of the rider should be your sole responsibility till he gets to his final destination.



What if he had gotten down to pee and jumped over the bridge railings faster than the driver could act, would that make it the driver's fault?


Stomach upset, not urination. Read the story well. Stomach upset entails that u need a toilet and there's non on the bridge. Driver should have been swift in reasoning.
Okay, you wey dey quote quote dominique upandan.

Na only shit and piss dey make pesin condan from motor? Mess nko? What if na mess the dude tell driver say e wan mess due to stomach wahala? You go say una must reach public toilet?

Abi, if na you be driver and your passenger say e wan mess, you go come follow am comot to see if e truly mess? You nor go kak sidon inside motor dey wait for am to do im thing?

Maybe sef na wetin hapun be that o.
EducationRe: Nigerian Lecturers Spend Tetfund Research Grants On Cars, Houses – Tetfund by Haddock(m): 10:51pm On Feb 12, 2020
Psalmy2cute:
This is to tell you most Nigerians are frustrated with the country and economy
Nigerians are frustrating their own country and economy. When the country and economy stops moving they become frustrated with same country and economy they frustrated
BusinessRe: Loan For Business Around Ajah /lekki And Environs by Haddock(m): 6:56am On Feb 12, 2020
Baaba, I think it would be nice if you spell out the minimum requirements to give people more knowledge and prevent unnecessary calls.

Avoid waste of time by providing adequate information to streamline your callers. Add more information to the Ajah scope please.
AutosRe: Okada Ban: Lagosians Stop Policemen From Seizing Man’s Power Bike by Haddock(m): 8:59pm On Feb 11, 2020
Police in Nigeria?

Thieving bunch!
Arm-twisting gang!
Low-self esteemed rabble!
Forceful takers and grabbers!
Murdering, conscienceless uniformed thugs!
Roadblock erectors and bribe takers!
Criminal collaborators!
Resisters and curtailers of progress!
Irresponsible band of poorly trained and disorderly men/women, selected from citizens of lawbreakers and rights abusers, armed and tasked with security and order.

Police is your friend indeed!
AutosRe: Igbo Man Is A Solution To Africa, He Transform A Keke. by Haddock(m): 8:09pm On Feb 11, 2020
rottennaija:
Why's your writeup mentioning igbo and Yoruba? Why not just focus on what had been done? Must you mentionigbo yoruba?
The miscreant is begging for recognition and applause. He has a poor self-esteem about himself and his origins. Just quietly ignore him, that's how you handle their type.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Speaks On Fire Outbreaks: 'God Said We Haven’t Seen Anything Yet' by Haddock(m):
Praying for a prophecy to be cancelled?! Niggar pleeease.
TravelRe: UK Police Give List Of Nationals Who Are To Register With Them. Nigeria Excluded by Haddock(m): 4:45pm On Feb 04, 2020
Baaba, abeg no shout make UK people no realise this omission o. Maybe na typographical error

But wait o... A lot of shithole countries were not mentioned na.
CrimeRe: Michael Nnadi: Corpse Of The Seminarian Who Was Killed By Kidnappers (Graphic) by Haddock(m): 10:54pm On Feb 02, 2020
Azmanaty:
Hei!!

Enough of all these showing of dead bodies on NL. Hardly do u see foreign news media show dead bodies the way we do here. Its becoming a norm here and its worrisome. If u must show it, pls blurr some part of the body.
It's bizarre and shows the level of depravity of our society. It further erodes our sense of respect for the dead.

In a funeral I attended, I saw people (note I didn't say mourners because they came behold a spectacle) were scrambling to see the deceased's face, even asking those closer to open the shroud wider!
PoliticsRe: APC Gets 26 Members In Imo State House Of Assembly by Haddock(m): 11:58pm On Feb 01, 2020
MZrapper:
So tell me how politicians are supposed to make heaven.?
By repeatedly decamping

EducationRe: Kadpoly Sacks Danjuma Alhassan Over Sexual Harassment by Haddock(m): 9:36am On Feb 01, 2020
Female student of Civil Engineering...
HealthRe: Coronavirus: WHO Lists Nigeria, 12 Others As Top-risk African Nations by Haddock(m): 4:01am On Feb 01, 2020
Pidginwhisper:
Why Benin rep no dey?
They don't have any romance with China, in other words, the travel link between Benin Republic and China is too low
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Arrests Person Who Filmed Bombshell Footage Of Jet Downing by Haddock(m): 4:07pm On Jan 23, 2020
Ishilove:
This page describes Sampath's growing anxiety at having his sanctuary invaded by the same people and conditions he was trying to escaped from.
When I thought I've read enough books!!!
I must find that book!!!

PoliticsRe: Governor Ortom Attacked By Owl In RCCG Church After Supreme Court Judgement by Haddock(m): 11:46am On Jan 23, 2020
Kyase:
Ortom happened to be the worst human leader since the creation.
Never liked him right from onset.
The only thing that nicompop commission was that billboard at katisna ala, Defug.
I get more angry even talking about him
Ortom truly has failed Benue State.
PoliticsRe: Ihedioha: Women In Black Protest, Cry For God's Intervention For Ihedioha (Photo by Haddock(m):
Nothing to say. Ihedioha or Uzodima, Imo will still be misruled. Ihedioha already proved his own evidence of misrule.

Nairaland GeneralRe: Huge Snake Killed In Sapele Delta State by Haddock(m): 7:39pm On Jan 20, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
You are a real niggarrr

As a real niggarrr
I can tell you this one is not dangerous
These are friendly python

The rate at which we kill them these days, their population will soon be threatened. Lets learn to live peacefully with these beautiful snakes. They don't bite to attack and to defend. They only swallow small animals
[s]If you keep your cool, a human - python cohabitation is very possible[/s].
Bro, you will shiver to imagine the future if the population of these creatures are allowed to explode.

If it ever happens, they will encroach on homes and human settlements and feed on even your pets and livestock. Children and small frame people would be on their menu.

They are stealthy, sneaky hunters. They know no fear once they have a prey in focus.

They continue to grow till death and as they grow, they crave bigger preys, even humans.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Arrests Person Who Filmed Bombshell Footage Of Jet Downing by Haddock(m): 5:49pm On Jan 17, 2020
Ishilove:
Your description reminds me of a novel 'Hullabaloo in the Guava Orchard' by Kiran Desai. It tells of a very dreamy 20 year old boy, Sampath Chawla, who like me finds the world too confusing and chaotic so decides to flee into the wilderness. He climbs up a guava tree and refuses to come down. He later befriends monkeys who share the tree with him and is nicknamed the 'Monkey Baba'. Alas, very soon his fame as Monkey Baba spreads and people come from near and far to pay 'homage' to him at the orchard. Unfortunately, as people come, they bring along the same chaos he fled from and it settles around his beloved tree. At a point he bitterly complains "all i want is to be left alone but they keep following me!!"
This would make a good read. Never heard of this novel. Will look for it
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Arrests Person Who Filmed Bombshell Footage Of Jet Downing by Haddock(m): 9:07am On Jan 17, 2020
lomprico:
these terrorists shot down the plane on purpose. it was no error. they knew what they did.

nonsense terrorists.
They shot down the plane thinking it was filled with fleeing Americans as a way to take revenge for Gen. Soleimani's assassination. American civilians were actually leaving the Iran at that time.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Arrests Person Who Filmed Bombshell Footage Of Jet Downing by Haddock(m): 8:47am On Jan 17, 2020
anonimi:
Careful what you wish for dear.
How many airplanes have crashed into mountains? tongue lipsrsealed
Na only that one? It's even rare sef. Maybe Ishilove hasn't heard of security forces chasing brigands into mountainous areas.

They'll still bring it to you, dear.

Imagine resting in your cave and you hear gunshots and feet falls and the usual clash of skirmishes around your sanctuary. Boom! Just like that you're in the middle of a fight. Caught in a crossfire!
CrimeRe: Thief Set Ablaze In Korina, Benue State By Angry Youths (Graphic Photos) by Haddock(m): 12:58pm On Jan 13, 2020
NimrodEndOfDays:
is this how WE are going to start a new week? shocked shocked
Not WE, just Nator and his burners. That's what Nator called for himself! Both Nator and his burners are wicked. Both Nator and his burners got twisted minds.
AutosRe: Tokunbo Mack Vegetable Oil Peddler Truck With 20000 Liters Capacity by Haddock(m): 12:08pm On Jan 10, 2020
onyetrucks:
Tokunbo R model Mack ten tyres truck with water drilling rig 1500 feet depths capacity and 4x4 grove Crane 40tons capacity all for sale!
For more inquiries call 07032190807.
can you get something like this for me? please quote price.
TravelRe: Fresh Crisis Brews In South Africa As Nigerians Get Eviction Threat by Haddock(m): 10:00pm On Jan 09, 2020
Nigerians still remain there?! People get mind sha!

Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Mistakenly Shot Down Ukraine Jet - US Media by Haddock(m): 8:27pm On Jan 09, 2020
Iran don shit for church
I just hope this is not true

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