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I LUUUV being black n most especially being me

sista-jay:
Which one concern us if our black sistas dey follow oyinbo man. Man na man what ever color im be.

Not so my sista

heheheheh hmmmmm nairaland,  ok [sub][/sub]sighs n walks out

Wow the outfits are very beautiful and original but that worn by the OBA of Benin seems to be very heavy

So what? is he not a human being?

This is really horrible . But why dont they bury the dead man, instead of leaving the corpes exposed.

hollandis:
lies

Maybe Men don't have respect for women where you come from so i will not waste my time adressing ur case. Who knows? maybe ur just another man like the one she's complaining about.

Im walking away. It will take heaven and earth for us to come together again

chistiana:
when i saw u taking your bath this morning
u look so sexy, so devine,
your privates looks so perfect and so big
my heart started singing this new sweet song
nhh WHO LET THE DOG OUT.

hahahahahahahah if u tell him this be sure he will not leave for work on that morning

:oHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMM

Try and talk it out with him. Equally make sure u've done all it takes to seduce him or make him sexually aroused( some men hate monotony and unattractive wives just turn them off!)

Hmmm since ur too full of urself i guess nairaland is too small to give u advice. I just wish u luck with who ever u end up with as well as thier family. Im sure ur aware only empty vessels make much noise

My colleague was telling us of his 4 yrs old son who after observing his mother do the ironing every evening , decided he had to try doing it himself, so he entered the room where his mother was taking a nap , saw the iron by the bed , plucked it n guess what, he ironed his mother's butts n when she screemed n woke up quickly confessed her dress was twisted so he wanted to help straighten it.

Ignore her for sometime, she will sure come around ( nothing hurts me more than when ma hubby ignores me) might work for u

Hmmm some men r just terrible.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution of the blind.

Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence (a life sentence).

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and the woman get her masters.

A married life is full of excitement and frustrations. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has… you wish you had ordered that instead.

There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced!

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Marriage is a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another… AREN’T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I AM, I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.
A Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.

It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing- either the car is new or the wife is.

This is just to make you laugh, marriage can be a good thing if you MAKE IT.

STILL UNMARRIED? Do not be that scared. Marriage is better than waking up next to an empty pillow.

Send this to all single people who needs a good laugh, and to those married ones so that they can change their lifestyles. So that you don’t scare anymore!

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Hi all i just read this interesting comments on marriage n thought i cud share. What do u think about the authour's point of view on the issue?

Such a sad story, dieing just when life gets sweeter

so what happens when u loose that job tommorrow? talk of gold diggers!!

D I see someone seeking fo notice. Cheap publicity. Anyway, i blame myself for stopping here*[sub][/sub]sighs n walks out*

Some stories just make me sick. How on earth can a man beat his wife? to even think she is the person who took him to the UK . Pls do well to report him to the cops, tell her to leave him and move on with her life. From ur narration her trouble began when he stepped into the UK with her. I think she will be better off without him.

A good wife is hard to find o. Women nowadays have other views as to what concerns bieng a wife, and a GOOD one.

Wind blown kiss- kiss ur palm n blow the kiss away towards ur lover or friend

OUCH i can feel a heart break, it hurts

I call him my hapiness, my own, treasure, honey pie, daddy etc depends on what follows after i call him that.

Paying back will not make u feel any better, it'll only make u feel worse about pple n urself- reason- its no HER ur hurting personally, in fact it changes nothin about the original situation bro.

Paying back will not make u feel any better, it'll only make u feel worse about pple n urself- reason- its no HER ur hurting personally, in fact it changes nothin about the original situation bro.