See savagery plus sarcasm!

5k! How on Earth does one buys such Hausa sheju watch for 5k from Malam?

Kinda disappointing doh, but hey he'd rada not use it than rejecting it and perhaps stylishly tell her it's substandard

9jayes:
Anytime I have sex with a girl , 3 months later she goes either to Europe or to the USA. I don't understand, maybe na my God gift �

I just dey inform u nw ooo, no be say I wan have sex with the ladies on this forum ooo, just making an offer for free travels.�

Somebody yaff just broken free from captive

donbachi:
na dia him go get d answer quick...not sure of others.

I guess you'll do well to accompany me

donbachi:
Enter army barrack and ask them this question...i bet u will get a first hand answer.

It wasn't only Army i mentioned, albeit people stay aloof of their mention.

Lies from the dome of lies

Lies from the dome of lies

Ever before, had been a style, more like a tradition by the Men in uniform either in the Military or Paramilitary ranging from Soldiers, Army, Police, Immigration, Civil Defense, Customs, and not forgetting the Correctional Officers.

They all seem to have something in common which seemingly makes it a norm to drink, perhaps I would say, drink to stupor. And that is "OFFICER'S MESS"

Funny when someone who doesn't, or barely drinks join these departments, they get infected by this virus.

Is it an EPIDEMY?

What do you make of it?

Cc: Lalasticlala

Telepathic connection of hearts

14. Be quiet when other people are asleep. That means more than not talking — not slamming doors, drawers, etc.

15. Put things back where you found them.


16. Never do this to your roommates.


17 The last piece of gum in a pack should go to the person who bought it.

More

7. If invited to a dinner party and expected to arrive at 7 P.M., arrive no later than 15 minutes after the hour.

8. If someone pays for your meal, invite them over/take them out for a meal sometime. Even if they decline, it's the invitation that matters.

9. Don't talk whilst chewing..

10. The right side of the escalator is for standing, the left side is for walking.

11. If a person is speaking directly to you, staring at your phone is rude as shit.

12. Don't date your friends exes.
Always let people out before you enter.

13. Avoid "K" AT ALL.

1. Never give advice until you’re asked.

2. Do not make plan infront of those friends you are not involving.

3. Don’t talk to someone if they have headphones in.

4. If someone is being quiet and doesn't look like in a mood to talk, don't nag them by asking ‘what's wrong?’ every freaking second. Give them some space and ask once or twice max. If they want to, they'll come up and share it with you.

5. Don't close talk/invade someone's personal space.

6. Do not use your cell phone at movies etc.. it breaks the "spell" and distracts from other's enjoyment of the performance.

cooooooks:
What exactly is "physical strength".

Is there any greater show of strength than carrying a human being inside you and pushing out said human being all by yourself, including all thos ebabies with watermelon heads?? We know ourselves.

Mental strength, as far as I know, is entirely individual.

Your opinion though

donbachi:
The strength of any woman is in a man's weakness...right from the days of Adam and eve.

Indeed, made sense

ETWs:
No be lie my brother. No be lie.

Smiles.. indeed they are susceptible to it

I suppose that might depend on your definition of strength. Is that physical strength, or mental fortitude.

As regards physical strength, men will always be generally stronger than females, or at least have the propensity for strength far more than females.

As regards mental strength, that is still relative to their upbringing and circumstances. Everything is simply a Reaction to an Action: Taking this into account, what have people had to endure? The harder their upbringing, they’ve either been broken or they’ve developed the strength to get past it.

What's your opinion?

1. The very last person on your mind before you fall asleep is either the reason for your happiness or your pain.

2. While money can buy happiness to an extent, studies show that after Rs. 49 lakhs (approx.) per year, increased income does little to boost happiness.

3. Your favorite song is your favorite because you associate an emotional event with it.

4. We can sense when somebody is looking at us even if we don’t see them.

5. 75% of people try to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish their incomplete dream.

6. Psychology says people who are lying to you tend to look up and to their left.

7. Reading for almost 30 minutes a day can help you live almost 2 years longer.

8. Babies born during the month of ‘May’ are heavier than babies in other months.

9. Children aged between 6 and 12 are more likely to wake up hearing their mother’s voice calling their name than hearing the sound of a home smoke alarm.

10. The most common lie is ‘I’m Fine’.

11. Intelligent people tend to have fewer friends than the average person. The smarter you’re the more selective you become.

12. It takes 4 seconds for a silence to become awkward.
Unhappy people watch more TV.

13. When crying from happiness the first tear will come from the right eye but if you are crying from sadness it will come from the left.

14. The brain is made up of 75% water.

15. People are often more productive in blue rooms.

16. Men say approximately 12,500 words per day whereas women say 22,000.

17. We are most creative at night and least creative in the afternoons.

18. People read faster with longer lines but prefer shorter ones.

19. According to the New York Times, 17% of people regret getting a tattoo.

20. If you announce your Goals to others you’re less likely to succeed.

21. It is possible to die from a broken heart. It’s called Stress Cardiomyopathy.

22. 90% of people text things they can’t say in person.

23. When a person dies, they have 7 minutes of brain activity left in which they see a dream-like sequence of their memories.

Answer to What psychological facts shock you? by Parmveer Singh Sandhu https://www.quora.com/What-psychological-facts-shock-you/answer/Parmveer-Singh-Sandhu?ch=3&share=97986af5&srid=6mQiq



Naija Psychological fact

*People who understand sarcasm well are often good at reading people’s minds.
Good liars are better at detecting the lies of others.



Cc; Lalasticlala

Congratulations on your appointment. These things happen at your appointed time for no other reason than success. So shoot, and throw the dart and hit the bull eye. Best of luck

Mindfulness:


Can it be proven?

In the dreams, it can

dangotesmummy:
But Yorubas ma'nsope ala goh

He just said "Yorùbá Tribe usually say Dreams are forktales"

And I say, they are not!

Good dreams are inspiration n ministrations to the steadfast, and indeed a sign and warning to them.

1. You rarely see your lover in your dreams.

2. Our dreams are only about the things we already know.

3. The faces of people we see in the dreams are the faces we have seen before in real life.

4. 95% of all dreams are quickly forgotten shortly after waking up.

5. Approximately 80% of all dreams are in color, there are small percentages of people who claim to only dream in black and white.

6. We can control our dreams.

7. A lucid dream is one when a dreamer becomes aware that they're in a dream and thus gains control over everything that happens.

8. Dreams are more common to negative emotions like anxiety and fear.

9. Blind people can also dream.

10. The dreams of blind people usually include information from other senses, such as taste, sound and touch.

11. We are paralyzed during our dreams. The phenomenon is known as REM atonia.

12. Many dreams are common and universal. Common dreams experience include school events, feeling frozen, unable to move, arriving late, being chased, attached and falling.

13. There are about 1460 and 2190 dreams a year for the average person.

14. We can't simultaneously snore and dream.

15. Women are said to have slightly longer dreams than men.

16. Your brain tends to be more active when you sleep, than when you awake.

17. Babies don't actually dream about themselves until they're about three to four years old.

18. Our body burns more calories during sleeping than it does in the day time.

19. Men get erection in REM (rapid eye movements) sleep.

20. We can not read in dreams, because it depends on the different side of the brain to dream and read.

Add yours..

Lalasticlala

I don’t know if you have noticed the process with Muslims and scientific discoveries.

This is the process, that usually happens. Scientists make a discovery and Muslim scholars rush to their Quran and try to link, in the most abstract way possible, the discovery to the Quran. They are merely working backwards. They already have the answer, the discovery. Now all that is left to do is just claim that it was written in the Quran 1400 years ago and every Muslim will believe it.

Take for instance a few years ago the discovery of gravitational waves.

Quran 52:9

“On the Day the heaven will sway with circular motion”


And here we have another thing when we are talking about these miracles.

Here is the official translation for this verse, as seen above.

In the source below what this site translated it to is this:

“On the Day when the heaven vibrates in waves.”


See the difference? They have just changed the translation to fit their narrative.

What other “miracles” do we have?

We have embryology.

Quran 86:6–7

“He was created from a fluid, ejected, Emerging from between the backbone and the ribs.“

The ancient Greek anatomist, Herophilus born in 335BC, after dissecting various human samples, detailed digestive system, respiratory system and of course reproductive system. He wrote quite extensively about these processes. He was the first person to say that spermatozoon which is commonly referred as sperm, is produced in the testes of a male. This very word spermatozoon is a Greek word for seed. Just like Muhammad borrowed Greek knowledge when it came to saying the moon is a reflected light (originally discovered by Anaxagoras), Muhammad came up with his own idea that sperm is produced between a backbone and ribs.



Another famous miracle is Mohammed splitting the moon in two.

Quran 54:1–2

“The Hour has come near, and the moon has split [in two]. And if they see a miracle, they turn away and say, Passing magic."

Explain to me how this works. If the moon was split in two it would mean, more or less, that everyone on Earth could see it at almost the same time. This is quite the extraordinary event and it would be reasonable to assume that various cultures across the globe would have written about it. Nowhere, but the Quran, do we find the story of how the moon was split in two. Why is that?

There are some attempts of an explanation, that are really poor. Usually they refer to lunar ridges.

Maa shaa ALLAH.. my Nod on this, succinct!

That was supposed to be an assurance threat. Una dey kolobi una sef, she wan com Mario? Abeg kolet coins from Mario and jump am pass

FYI y'all, this isn't a new development. This has been on ground since barely 2005, just that it officially kick-started 2012

Plenty heart attacks in school, just so people aren't rushed to hospitals.

Lotta Coded ICU patients turned Engineers, lawyers, doctors etc

1 - Result is out

2 - We already submitted the assignment

3 - Your name is on the list

4 - Time table is out

5 - Tear a sheet of Paper

6 - He wants to see you in his office

7 - Move to the front table

8 - School resumes on...

Add yours..

Lala

Which Kain English be this..

It must be under duress chaii

Check

How predictable are you on social and daily routine?

Don't you think it could be a loophole for malicious and mischievous ones?

Abiola fell prey + TEA
Abacha fell + APPLE

Add yours


Reason am! �

Before we get too irate, is this time table really genuine and official. Whoever snapped this should come out bold and snap the full.

I smell fish

What is the meaning of PS?

This is often time used on social media and many of the users are ignorant of it.

“P.S.” means Postscript.
P.S comes from a Latin word “postscriptum” which means written after. Also, when additional points are made after the first Postscript, they are referred to as PSS (post-super-scriptum), PPS (Postquam-post-scriptum), PPPS (post-post-post-scriptum) and so on..

https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-meaning-of-P-S-that-people-use-on-Facebook-Quora-etc

Lala, mynd44

prinzeindygo:
Copied!!
JUST CONFIRMED!
Sending of messages will commence tomorrow (06/09/2019) while Orientation Course for prospective ASPs/ASCS will start in October. I also asked to know the fate of documented candidates. Then, the response I got is that all documented candidates will be invited to collection of Appointment Letters and training respectively. To God be the glory, Amen. Once again, congratulations to all of us, and may God bless our service years in Jesus name, Amen!

The journeying into tomorrow is few hours away.. We pray to see and exceed the said time.

Cheers everyone!