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CAPSLOCKED:

HAHN BACK IN THE SEMINARY WE STOLE COMMUNION ON A REGULAR CUZ THE REFECTORY FOOD WAS USUALLY SMALL, UNSATISFYING, OR NOT CONSUMABLE.


THE WINE WAS GREAT TOO. THE ALCOHOLIC PERCENTAGE WASN'T BAD.

Feraz:
LOL! Na so oh! People these days break SIMs once they have served their purposes and get new ones. If e still cost like then, then for try am?

Then again, you get to understand people who find it difficult porting to another network when you recall how pricey SIMs were then.

Feraz:
LMAO!!! And na CD pack e dey then...with many booklets.

Mehn!!! I miss these adverts. Then, I always look forward to watching the sunrise own; dude was a smooth talker, handsome and had the charisma. To top it up, the girl fine and the smile alone sef... It was my best MTN advert.

HungerBAD:
About to leave for Church.

The God of MFM will arrest you this year.

HungerBAD:
Lol HungerBAD ohh.

Where is my favourite Atheist Hahn.

Hahn come here. Are you sure it was not an Atheist that pulled this stunt to try God?

hopefulLandlord:
What's the title of this mount Zion film?

PastorAIO:
Isn't this curious, considering that Jesus' most famous gripe is against Hypocrisy?

Jesus hates hypocrisy, yet his followers are the most hypocritical people on the planet. How do we square that circle?

Why is it impossible to be a christian without being an hypocrite?

hahn:
Bump

Seun:
Wow, N480k is a lot of money for these little chicks. What is a full grown ostrich worth?

HungerBAD:
Congratulations and welcome to the fatherhood club.

Your child will be great and will follow a very honourable path in life(minus the Atheist thing)

My regards to madam.

You will have to send your number again for me to look into that business.

Remember to attend an MFM close you on Sunday.

BankeSmalls:
Let the government provide young people with jobs and enabling environment to earn money legally. The police and other security outfits keep frustrating businesses, leading young people to go and commit crime.

HungerBAD:
Hahn where u dey since?I think say Buhari don deport you back to Warri.

HungerBAD:
Just sad.

These guys will never learn that Jazz,Juju,Rituals and all those other fetish activities are crap.

Go to school and get enlightened, so they can become more useful to themselves and the society, they will say no. And yet engage themselves in senseless unproductive stuff like this.

Look at him. Has is evil mind made him better in anyway?

The chubby guy was so provoked he walked round the town and into the forest in a Boxers Short with the guy.

spartan117:
You can't understand spiritual things because you have not been enabled to. However like I said before there will come a time when you will need to and I pray it comes soonest because therein lies the answers to all your questions

Fredrick4:
God made clothes for Adam and Eve see;Genesis3:21.

Fredrick4:
Jasper is one of the precious stones that shall be used to re- build the holy city of God (Jerusalem).Revealation21:11.Anyone who weareth that which partaineth not to their sex shall be damned enternally,we use our bodies and spirits to glorify God.

Deckline:
Crap?! Let me just act as if you made sense.

SmartyPants:
Logically, what reason would you have to disbelieve?

If a man says he is a prophet, certainly you would say okay, prophesy. Now that he has done that accurately, what reason do you logically have for refusing to believe?

BecomeALandLord:
Hmmmmmmm.
Quick desire for riches and fame has its disadvantages.

Fredrick4:
"Women are not allowed wear men's clothing,and men are not to wear women's clothing,the LORD your God hates people who do such things"(GNB) Deuteronomy22:5. Every Biblical perspective is as vital as Jasper hence ought not to be avoided,for females that wear mini skirts,backshow,trousers,one armed blouses and other clothings that expose their anatomy, never serve the Lord but Lucifer.The nastiest clothes a Christian should avoid to wear are the transparent clothes that transpire underwears or body to the public,a Christian ought not to try to do the same works as of unbelievers.God made clothes for Adam and Eve to cover their unclothedness but not for fashion,if you dress for fashion then enternal damnation shall fall upon you in the Brimstone Fire.Jesus talked about the fruit of immodesty,Mathew5:28 that any man that lusteth after a woman, has already slept sexually with her in his heart.The reason why immodesty is discouraged in Christianity is that it maketh people develop lust spirit in their hearts.
AMEN.

Fredrick4:
"Women are not allowed wear men's clothing,and men are not to wear women's clothing,the LORD your God hates people who do such things"(GNB) Deuteronomy22:5.Every Biblical perspective is as vital as Jasper hence ought not to be avoided,for females that wear mini skirts,backshow,trousers,one armed blouses and other clothings that expose their anatomy, never serve the Lord but Lucifer.The nastiest clothes a Christian should avoid to wear are the transparent clothes that transpire underwears or body to the public,a Christian ought not to try to do the same works as of unbelievers.God made clothes for Adam and Eve to cover their unclothedness but not for fashion,if you dress for fashion then enternal damnation shall fall upon you in the Brimstone Fire.Jesus talked about the fruit of immodesty,Mathew5:28 that any man that lusteth after a woman, has already slept sexually with her in his heart.The reason why immodesty is discouraged in Christianity is that it maketh people develop lust spirit in their hearts.
AMEN.

Fredrick4:
"Women are not allowed wear men's clothing,and men are not to wear women's clothing,the LORD your God hates people who do such things"(GNB) Deuteronomy22:5.Every Biblical perspective is as vital as Jasper hence ought not to be avoided,for females that wear mini skirts,backshow,trousers,one armed blouses and other clothings that expose their anatomy, never serve the Lord but Lucifer.The nastiest clothes a Christian should avoid to wear are the transparent clothes that transpire underwears or body to the public,a Christian ought not to try to do the same works as of unbelievers.God made clothes for Adam and Eve to cover their unclothedness but not for fashion,if you dress for fashion then enternal damnation shall fall upon you in the Brimstone Fire.Jesus talked about the fruit of immodesty,Mathew5:28 that any man that lusteth after a woman, has already slept sexually with her in his heart.The reason why immodesty is discouraged in Christianity is that it maketh people develop lust spirit in their hearts.
AMEN.

AngryNaijaMan:
Am not impressed

Habiodunz:


WW1,WW2,Nuclear Bombs,Granade,Dynamite,Virus,Guns,RPG

The world is still bleeped up anyways

Habiodunz:
The world will still be okay coz you will not have the memory of anything called science