₦airaland Forum

tosyne2much:
That's the way it has been and that's the way it will always be. Even our so called Atheists remember God when there's no other place to find solution to their problems.

Absolute nonsense. It is just like me saying Christians remember Zeus in time of need or that Muslims call upon Harry Potter

This reminds when me and my course mate (an atheist) were traveling from school when the tire busted and the driver lost control, my friend was the first to shout "Jesus" and I couldn't believe my eyes ooo.

So what? How many Christians have shouted Jesus before an accident and still died? Did Jesus do anything to save them? The people who died when that church collapsed were actively praying and singing to your imaginary friend. Did that stop them from dying?

I have seen atheists who call pastors to pray for them, they confess their sins and give their life to Christ so that they can make it to heaven peradventure if they die

And I have seen Christians convert to Muslims. Do you have any point to make?

miqos02:
Did God complained to you?

Yes it is wondering where you were when your English teacher was teaching present and past tense

Omooba77:
Be unto you according to your faith

Do you have a better explanation or you stick to the nonsense comment above?

FBIL:
The national slogan for North America is ''IN GOD WE TRUST''. If no U.S. president has ever deemed it necessary to change that slogan, then God exists.

Lol. What a ridiculous assertion. Saudi Arabian kings worshiping Allah, consider Mohammed his prophet and disregard Jesus as the son of god for centuries. Why have you not done the same?

[s]You may not have encountered how Powerful God is and his real existence because you may not have had an issue that defied human solution (I don't pray you have), but how can you describe a situation where ''one Taye (surname withheld) from Osun state,working in Lagos as Custom officer was sacked and came to join a Church congregation of more than 1000 people in Anambra state. The man of God prayed and sang for over 5 hours. While in the spiritual realm, he called out Taye to tell secrets that Taye had never revealed to anybody. He said ''Taye, you'd tried severally to see Pastor TB Joshua but couldn't, Taye said Yes sir. He told him that he and his boss confiscated a trailer load of rice and groundnut oil, collected #150,000 from the owner, marked it released yet didn't release but sold it. The owner eventually wrote a petition to Customs HQs but could not get help. Out of frustration, he moved to Niger state where he's a fisherman. The same man of God told him to sell those latest model RAV 4, BMW and LEXUS in his compound, that he also confiscated them from smugglers. That if he sells them, he should use the proceeds to settle that man he impounded and sold his rice, and that 1 week, just 1 week, if he's not called back, then God doesn't exist. Taye said he didn't know how to reach the rice owner but the man of God told him to search for his application, that his contact is below his signature. The man of God warned Taye to tell his boss (when called back) that he'd never join in impounding people's goods. That if his boss punished Taye for repenting, his boss would be demoted. This is spirit working and God is spirit. Over 50 persons were called out and many had their personal secrets unknown to their wives, made open. The place has no respect for sinners! You can call it ''scam'' but I don't pray you have an issue that would compel you to seek HIM.[/s]

Absolute nonsense

thesicilian:
I stopped reading here:

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When I should have actually stopped here:

And really no one cares

Seun:
Yeah, it seems as if that the day of pentecost account was written as a backstory to support the early Christian practice of babbling in tongues. Ironically, the version of Jesus in Mathew 5:7-8 would have disapproved: "And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him."

Lol. The irony

How far Seun, that N1m nko?

Omooba77:
Why is it that People tends to remember God when in trouble, but forget Him in Good Time?

The answer is simple. God is nothing more than a psychological cushion humans use to face the harsh realities that life offers us and even though it is not real we still like to hold on to the fact that, because it is comforting, there is someone somewhere who is powerful enough to solve our problems with one word

Humans are really emotional beings and it is easier to rely on wishful thinking than to face reality and choose to be more responsible for our actions.

The same reason why people remember god during times of hardship is the same reason why they blame "the devil" when the do something wrong or when things do not go according to how they plan

People really need to grow up

Then let the dunce(god) grant an interview and declare that tithing is right on national television

I want to be a pastor

All this epistle for the fairy tale the Romans constructed to rule over the Jews

I feel "karma" is a facade created to keep the masses in check while the elite rob, loot and enrich their coffers

If karma was real anyone who has ever worked in a Nigerian government organization would have faced it but instead they keep on looting and holding positions of power

Karma is absolute nonsense and only creates solace for those who chose fantasy over reality

WetinConsignMe:
God is under no obligation to do anything or prevent anything. He does what He wants. That's what makes Him God.

Sounds like you are worshiping a tout

You worship him for your own good,

I doubt you think before typing your comment. You just said it does what it likes. How is that for my own good?

because YOU feel a need to,

No, YOU feel the need to have an imaginary friend. Not me

not because he in any way needs your worship or praise.

But yet it will even send people to hell fire and has claimed severally to be a jealous god. Hahaha

Think. Think

And god could do nothing

DavidJohnDavid:
Do Romantic/Sex Scenes in Movies and Romance Novels Invite Demons into the life of the reader or viewer? Especially the demon called spirit wife and spirit husband?

No. Demons don't exist

BecomeALandLord:
Investing in real estate [b]is the fastest [/b]and most lucrative way to riches

I thought real estate is a long term based investment

sleepingqueen25:
it's no joke ohhhhh...... plsssss I need a Bible. who can help me get one as Xmas gift

Pray to god to provide it for you. Maybe it will finally show itself

superhumanist:
It is actually easier to fool a lot of people than to convince them that they are being fooled, especially in the case of religion.

Yeah. It is like the religious enjoy their foolishness

The sheeple will stay pay money and claim they are right

It is always hard to "unfool" a fool

ollah1:
You are pretty dumb, so flashing Rolex automatically means you are rich. How much is a Rolex? Perhaps you think every Rolexes are expensive. Let's even pretend they are, is it the price synonymous to the amount the luxury cars and jets pastors cruise with? Or the Gucci hoody top that pastor Biodun wore recently that can buy a Nigerian used car.

Freeze isn't a pastor, he is an OAP. He is bound to hang out with folks. Aarent pastors supposed to be preaching about love and acting it too? Ain't that supposed to be the main purpose of been a pastor?


You got dead brains

Chai. My IQ just dropped reading this

Have a nice day

ollah1:
Truer words?? How stupid and dumb can some of you be? Huh

Apparently not as dumb, deluded and stupid as you are

So freeze hanging out with hushpuppi flashing Rolex is now a crime

It is obvious your stupidity is in the way of your understanding

But it's acceptable when Pastors invite politicians to their churches and even collect money from them. It's ok for Oyedepo to publicly humiliate a young lady on stage where hundreds of thousands watched. It's ok that Mathew was swept outta UK for corruption charges.

It's perfectly ok that Apostle Suleiman and Pastor Biodun were involved in sex scandal but it's a sin and criminal offence for freeze to flash a Rolex watch.

Freeze is condemning pastors for not caring for other people whereas as a "christian" he exhibits signs of being a hypocrite himself.

Just so you know I appreciate Freeze's effort towards criticizing pastors even though he is just as deluded as every other Christian out there but that does not stop me from scrutinizing his own actions as well

You guys need urgent brain transplant

And who is going to donate a well functioning brain to your ignorant self?

Johncuppa:
It is.

1Corinthians 14:2
2 For anyone who speaks in a tongue does not speak to men but to God. Indeed, no one understands him; he utters mysteries with his spirit.

Wow. So it is really all just nonsense

Thanks for pointing it out

Ishilove:
Leave me let me worship and revere my 'incompetent and non existent' God while you face your big bang theory or whatever it is that keeps you going. Ahn ahn. O ga o.


I will pray for whoever I want to pray for and it shouldn't bother you since you don't believe in it.

Just keep in mind that your prayers are useless regardless

Have a nice day

Seun:
Here's the passage

Ouch. I was completely wrong. Apologies. Apparently I don't remember much from my readings of the book of Acts when I was still a believer.

"They spoke in tongues" is not synonymous with babbling incoherent nonsense

Osmondinho:
Did anyone else noticed that black people are the most accused falsely. And that the whites that were accused falsely and spent time in jail made more money than the blacks after been released?

It's a white man's world

Acidosis:
What does intelligence got to do with the need to allow people spend their money the way and manner they want?

If she's wise enough to own a car, then she's wise enough to do whatever she wants with it. I am an advocate of minding one's business when it comes to financial prudence and spending habit. I don't necessarily preach tithe, what I preach is simple: spend your money, and allow others spend theirs in peace.

The same freeze that condemns people for paying tithe was pictured with Hushpuppi in Dubai some weeks ago, both displaying their Rolex watches. That's how f00lish some of us can be.

Today we are here telling people to use their tithes in Libya, tomorrow we are seen in Dubai displaying luxury.

FYI, I have never condemned Hushpuppi even though a lot of Nigerians dislike him. So it has nothing to do with tithes, I just believe people who are wise enough to make themselves some money are equally wise enough to spend it.

Truer words have never been written

Ishilove:
Why is my prayers for another person disturbing you? Are the demons in you reacting to prayer?

Come out now, you foul spirit possessing hahn! I command you in the name of Jesus!

Lol

Go and command the slave traders in Lybia to stop keeping slaves or go to Borno. Just travel there and command them in the name of Jesus

You will learn quickly how incompetent and non existent your god is

olayinkajnr:
A Nigerian father will curse this girl for life.

And what will that achieve?

@ explorers, I wish you could do something Nigerian based. There are many Nigerians in our justice system stuck in "awaiting trial" for years without ever seeing a court of law

Ishilove:
My prayers were not with her the first time because I did not give a fvck, but now that I do give a fvck, leave me let me believe what I believe and stop being a stiff necked, godless heathen trying to foist your godlessness, rebellion and disbelief on others.

Who your fvck help? Didn't her family members and other people who gave a fvck at the time pray for her?

Madam dey use your brain small small na. Don't drop your reasoning in the offering basket as well as your tithes

WetinConsignMe:
Just saw this on front page. I know it'd interest u.

https://www.nairaland.com/4209540/atheist-maobi-carl-freed-after#62895304

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More evidence that u r incapable of independent thought. Define history. As told by whom?
Don't u realize the church itself is living history?

Scroll down and see how helpless theists are murdered, raped, beaten, involved in accidents and kidnapped while your incompetent god self-services at the sight

damariox:
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Let me park