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Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Walks On Air by hahn(m): 5:32pm On Feb 18, 2017
finofaya:
Healthy skepticism requires you to know when to stop asking questions. The way this prophet flapped his feet about in the air like he was swimming made me realize that the Holy Ghost inspired him with a marine mindset and filled his mind with visions of the water that Jesus walked on. I stopped questioning at that point.
Good for you smiley smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Walks On Air by hahn(m): 4:50pm On Feb 18, 2017
finofaya:
I believe Jesus Christ walked on water even though I didn't see him do it with my own eyes. How much more this pastor whose feet I saw floating? I am convinced of the truth of this miracle.
Blessed are the gullible for they believe with faith smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Is More Evil, God Or The Devil? by hahn(op): 4:46pm On Feb 18, 2017
mmsen:
OP isn't "bashing" anything by asking a logically sound question.

How does one create everything but then absolve themselves for anything bad?

Or rather how do followers claim that their deity did not do something that their special book claims that they did?
Help me ask hungerbad oo. Someone cannot quote the bible again tongue
Islam › Re: Mentally Challenged Man Recites Hadith, Quotes Quran (video) by hahn(m): 4:36pm On Feb 18, 2017
Mouthgag:
Lol
Dolts everywhere...

But Jesus died and rose the third day right?

Lol
Jesus never existed

If he did then whatever he did was simple suicide. Na who send am message? undecided
Islam › Re: Mentally Challenged Man Recites Hadith, Quotes Quran (video) by hahn(m):
Mouthgag:
grin Festos commentus kiss

Masha Allah!



Waiting for all those saddist Christians and atheists to storm this thread with hate after the false declaration...

"I believe that there no god/God but Allah."
"I believe that Muhammad is God's Holy Prophet."
"I believe that Islam is the Only True Religion."
"lā ʾilāha ʾillā-llāh, muhammadun rasūlu-llāh."

May this declaration hunt you all grin
Your god is imaginary and the declaration is as useless as reciting the Nigerian national anthem tongue

Modified

To all the Christians liking my post because I said the Islamic god is imaginary. Well, your god is imaginary too tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Is More Evil, God Or The Devil? by hahn(op): 3:57pm On Feb 18, 2017
Bump. Sunday loading...

Crime › Re: Housemaids Palms Burn Over A Piece Of Meat by hahn(m): 3:50pm On Feb 18, 2017
No picture?
Celebrities › Re: Angelina Jolie Pictured With Her 6 Children After Split From Brad Pitt by hahn(m): 3:46pm On Feb 18, 2017
Brad Pit is probably with like 7 "kids" of his own somewhere right now wink
Foreign Affairs › Re: “If Mugabe Dies, We Will Field His Corpse As A Candidate For Election” - Wife by hahn(m): 3:44pm On Feb 18, 2017
HungerBAD:
No problem.

We will vote for the Corpse.
Are you now in Zimbabwe? tongue
Celebrities › Re: Why I Shun Ghanaian Movies - Pete Edochie by hahn(m): 2:49pm On Feb 18, 2017
ahamonyeka:
are you sure,male or female?
If female what's your name?lol
Go join police undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Muhammad Kudu Abubakar Retires From NTA After 35 Years by hahn(m): 2:30pm On Feb 18, 2017
ichommy:
Modify, The pictures dey do somehow. wink
O
K
TV/Movies › Re: Muhammad Kudu Abubakar Retires From NTA After 35 Years by hahn(m): 2:26pm On Feb 18, 2017
ichommy, your post get as e be
Agriculture › Re: Farm Where Cell Phone Fills, Drains Fish Ponds. by hahn(m): 2:10pm On Feb 18, 2017
Pavore9:
From the article it shows rearing tilapia is possible but our interest is not just there. I do believe there are Nigerians into it.
I just did a small research and found out it is actually big business and has great export value too

If there are any Nigerians in it, I am yet to meet them
Agriculture › Re: Farm Where Cell Phone Fills, Drains Fish Ponds. by hahn(m): 1:15pm On Feb 18, 2017
Pavore9:
Kenyans who eat fish have preference for tilapia, most of them don't feel comfortable with catfish as they say it reminds them of snakes! grin
That is interesting

Tilapia is more or less a delicacy here and it will be really unique to farm it because honestly I have NEVER come across a Nigerian Tilapia farmer. I always wondered if it is possible to rear other fish aside from catfish
Christianity Etc › Re: INTERESTING: Inside The Private Jet Of One Of The Richest Pastors In Africa (PHO by hahn(m): 11:17am On Feb 18, 2017
La click la pay offering
Celebrities › Re: Why I Shun Ghanaian Movies - Pete Edochie by hahn(m): 10:46am On Feb 18, 2017
Kellyakon:
you must be a Ghanaian.
I am Nigerian
Education › Re: See magnified images of everyday items that will shock you by hahn(m): 10:45am On Feb 18, 2017
Marvel1206:
The fool btw you both is obvious
It takes one to know one wink
Celebrities › Re: Why I Shun Ghanaian Movies - Pete Edochie by hahn(m): 10:45am On Feb 18, 2017
ahamonyeka:
a ghanian spotted.
I am Nigerian undecided
Celebrities › Re: Why I Shun Ghanaian Movies - Pete Edochie by hahn(m): 10:45am On Feb 18, 2017
egbabiekperemo1:
Shut up
4 by 4 celute mama suwe
Celebrities › Re: Why I Shun Ghanaian Movies - Pete Edochie by hahn(m): 9:39am On Feb 18, 2017
So, killing your nephew, children, wives and other people in movies is his own idea of "having pedigree".

Or is it not the same Nollywood that has produced movies where the evil wife tastes the food she just poisoned just to kill her husband even though she doesn't die but the husband does?

The same nollywood where a car and it's driver have an accident on a lonely street.

Where ghosts look left and right before crossing the street

The same movies that never have a defined ending filled with witches and wicked mothers and uncles

Oh please undecided
Agriculture › Re: Farm Where Cell Phone Fills, Drains Fish Ponds. by hahn(m): 9:20am On Feb 18, 2017
Beautiful

The farm has four ponds with tilapia and ornamental fish. He also has three aquariums.
Interesting
Education › Re: See magnified images of everyday items that will shock you by hahn(m): 9:14am On Feb 18, 2017
rattlesnake:
a fool says in his heart there is no God
This was said by the fool who believed in something that doesn't exist
Travel › Re: Woman Dragged By A Moving Waste Truck In Abuja, Rescued. Photos by hahn(m): 10:33pm On Feb 17, 2017
The woman looks traumatized. Kudos to the caring citizens who participated in helping her out smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Atheists, What are your views On Pornography And Masturbation? by hahn(m): 10:31pm On Feb 17, 2017
hahn:
Lol. As a Christian how can you even claim porn is bad since Jehovah watches everyone in the world having sex? Can you imagine how often it ma5turbate5 daily? undecided

Despite our religious fanaticism we watch more porn than even Americans shocked



And what percentage of these Nigerians watching porn are Christians, Muslims or atheists. Your guess is as good as mine.

God burnt hundreds of women and children in Sodom and Gomorrah but didn't bat an eyelid when Lot slept with his two daughters in an obvious incestial party. What is the morality in that?

As far as I am concerned, masturbating is cool. It is way better than adultery or rape, something which religious people indulge in often(just check front page and see how many Christians rape and are caught committing adultery), as it is cheaper. Why be bothered about what other people do in their privacy anyway when it doesn't bother anyone?

As regards porn, watching it is cool even for married couples to fulfill their sexual fantasies but I do have a thing against the way it is produced considering that some of the girls are forced or deceived into it.
felixomor
Christianity Etc › Re: What Reasons Made You Start Doubting Religion(s) And Then God(s) by hahn(m): 9:52pm On Feb 17, 2017
frank317:
Loooool,

Mr Hahn, come and seeooooo, holy spirit has started with its confusion again.

Another proof that God does not exist.
That guy ehn....

Disproving the existence of god is his portion cheesy grin

Seun, come and do something about this pest na. Shuo undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: What Reasons Made You Start Doubting Religion(s) And Then God(s) by hahn(m): 9:48pm On Feb 17, 2017
ScienceWatch:
I have a sneaking suspicion that you are HAHN. You two think the same ! Yes, FRANK317 and HAHN is the same guy. I am certain of this. I can prove it.
Prove it pest grin
Christianity Etc › Re: How Can You Say Watching Porn Is A Sin, So Far I'm Not Committing Adultery by hahn(m): 8:34pm On Feb 17, 2017
God watches all the porn in the world as they are made, it sees everything, and it also watches couples around the world have sex. If porn leads to masturbation then does god masturbate?

I can imagine how much vaseline it has used since it created the earth tongue
Romance › Re: Nigerian Couple Recreates Barack And Michelle Obama's Photos by hahn(m): 5:57pm On Feb 17, 2017
Nice

They should also emulate their dedication to each other
Christianity Etc › Re: What Reasons Made You Start Doubting Religion(s) And Then God(s) by hahn(m): 5:46pm On Feb 17, 2017
ScienceWatch:
You claim you have no knowledge of Atheism's mathematical model. I cant believe it ! Come on Hahn share it !

You will get more satisfaction if you simply ask you friend, HARDMIRROR to, this time use Calculus to calculate Noah's flood.

The results will surprise the most harden Atheist. Come share it with us.
You sabi read so?

undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: How God Saved Me From Embarrassment Today (my Testimony) by hahn(m): 5:40pm On Feb 17, 2017
The Lord is good

Christianity Etc › Re: What Reasons Made You Start Doubting Religion(s) And Then God(s) by hahn(m): 5:37pm On Feb 17, 2017
ScienceWatch:
Will you share with us the mathematical model that is supposed to make Atheism succeed in destroying all religions ?
I have not claimed to have knowledge of or say it is possible to present the mathematical model to make atheism succeed in destroying religion

You on the other hand just mentioned that calculus can be used to prove Noah's ark. Mind sharing the workings?
Christianity Etc › Re: What Reasons Made You Start Doubting Religion(s) And Then God(s) by hahn(m): 4:44pm On Feb 17, 2017
ScienceWatch:
I really agree. FLEXIMOR, you make very powerful points, but there is another lessor known reason for Atheists delusions, that atheists are unaware of.

The Atheist downfall is mathematical! Yes sir, Atheists of all types pride themselves on being highly mathematical.
Take a simple example of HARDMIRROR'S mathematical conclusion on Noah's Ark - Flood. He deliberately uses a primary school mathematical model hoping to deceive others. He don’t know how to use the more advanced maths, Calculus which would have given a very different result. This is evident from his inability to think abstractly. The proper use of Calculus demand abstract thinking.


The fact that the mathematical process itself involves iteration (evaluation and reworking of the model) clearly communicates that a straight path to success is unlikely. As a result, all that is evident from HARDMIRRORS fraudulent attempt is his motive to deceive the gullible. Sadly, He is stupid enough to believe that powerful religions will fall for his fraud. He should try to use his maths to see if he can solve a much simpler problem, like calculating the volume of his own sperm before and after ejaculation.

There are six basic groups of variables used in mathematics to come to a conclusion: decision variables, input variables, state variables, exogenous variables, random variables, and output variables.

Why are Atheist consistently using only one ?

The education continues ;
akintom, coolusername, sirwere, Hahn, johnnydon22, hopefullandlord, Lennycool, benzics, hardmirror, jonbellion,
Can you share the calculus workings that proves Noah's ark?

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