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Christianity EtcRe: If God Punished Eve With Painful Childbirth, Why Do Animals Feel Pain by hahn(m): 1:04pm On Jan 29, 2017
mrmrmister:
Why do I feel pain when I'm trying to get hard concrete shit out of my anus? cheesy
Did god also curse the anus?

Common sense will make anyone know that getting a big stuff out of a small hole is difficult.

Why do christians see every difficult situation as a curse?
They are simply unable to handle reality
CelebritiesRe: Rihanna Blasts Donald Trump For Muslim Ban by hahn(m): 12:29pm On Jan 29, 2017
Let everyone remain in their counties and let their Jehovah/Allah take care of them abeg
Christianity EtcRe: If The Bible Advices Christian To Love Our Enemies by hahn(m): 12:28pm On Jan 29, 2017
Satan is the true hero of the bible. Every evil thing that happened are all god's will

Foreign AffairsRe: 14 Executive Orders Signed By President Trump In His First 7 Days In The Office. by hahn(m): 12:24pm On Jan 29, 2017
Straight to business
Christianity EtcRe: If God Created The Sun On The Fourth Day ...... by hahn(op): 11:54am On Jan 29, 2017
Richirich713:
Who's the priest?
No idea. Who him epp? undecided
Christianity EtcRe: If God Created The Sun On The Fourth Day ...... by hahn(op): 11:54am On Jan 29, 2017
UyiIredia:
A day is not constituted by the period of sunlight but by the time it takes for the earth to complete its rotaion on its axis.
Without the sun there would be no "day". Only night. Get it?

A better criticism would be how God could have made two great lights before making the sun, or what light God saw on the first day of creation.
That is a question for another thread. Apparently, Jehovah was seeing things. Probably after the smoking competition where he won the title "the most high" tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Are We Really Saying The Same Thing? by hahn(m): 11:48am On Jan 29, 2017
Your write up is the same reason why there are over 30,000 christian denominations.

Jehovah - The god of confusion
Christianity EtcRe: >> Few Mistakes Most Christians Do. * by hahn(m): 11:44am On Jan 29, 2017
Flexherbal:
Good !
But everyman to his believe.
Then why do pastors preach? undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Only Religion Can Pull These absurdity ( Photo) by hahn(m): 11:42am On Jan 29, 2017
lionlamb020:
as much as that's what happens in most cases, it shouldn't be.
But it is

pastors and other ministers should set their priorities right. just as a person's career shouldn't cause problems for the family, same goes with ministry at any level.
Even the twelve disciples didn't have families. ANd the early church mandated priests to be celibate. Whatever comes after that is Christians trying to make sense of a senseless doctrine

I personally feel it is a total waste of time serving and dedicating your life to an imaginary being. Most church workers don't realize they are simply staff of the GO's business empire undecided
BusinessRe: Lolz See How This Hausa Mn Filled In His Bank Withdrawal Slip For N2, 600. by hahn(m): 11:39am On Jan 29, 2017
Well, English is not his primary language. Banks should try allowing customers fill forms in their own language

Na im for make sense pass
Christianity EtcRe: If God Created The Sun On The Fourth Day ...... by hahn(op): 11:26am On Jan 29, 2017
Flexherbal:
Some of these things are beyond human comprehension.
Oh, please. Simply say you don't know abeg. Saying "I don't know" has never been a crime undecided
Christianity EtcRe: If God Created The Sun On The Fourth Day ...... by hahn(op): 11:23am On Jan 29, 2017
johnydon22:
lol brother my username is Johnydon22 only one N.. anyway i am here, just observing waiting for someone to talk...
Bro, na everyday your username dey confuse me cheesy

The spirit has spoken. Your turn tongue
Christianity EtcRe: If God Created The Sun On The Fourth Day ...... by hahn(op): 11:02am On Jan 29, 2017
Where are all those heathens?

plaetton, johnnydon22, benzics, hardmirror, frank317, lennycool, teempakguy, jonbellion, unclesnr, lepasharon, 4kings, capslocked, joywendy, mrmrmister, hopefulLandlord (may you buy house this year tongue ), dalaman
Christianity EtcRe: If God Created The Sun On The Fourth Day ...... by hahn(op): 10:58am On Jan 29, 2017
FTC for sale! grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Think I Have The Highest Likes On Nairaland (screenshot)! by hahn(m): 10:57am On Jan 29, 2017
MizMyColi:
Lol
So your mention just got me asking myself again exactly where I fall in as per belief.

Lmao @religion.
Maybe a part of me really likes that I am neither here nor there.
As far as your are in control of your mind. That is all that matters smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Being Pure In Heart Can Be Traced To These 5 Things. by hahn(m): 10:52am On Jan 29, 2017
Even God's heart is not pure undecided
Christianity EtcIf God Created The Sun On The Fourth Day ...... by hahn(op): 10:49am On Jan 29, 2017
I came across this meme, again, this morning and I was just wondering.

Can atheists in the house explain how possible this is?

Nairaland GeneralRe: I Think I Have The Highest Likes On Nairaland (screenshot)! by hahn(m): 10:45am On Jan 29, 2017
MizMyColi:
Okay, now this is funny, didn't intend to mention you o.

Lol
Go to hell is an insult.

Nope I'm not agnostic.
In shot I no know wetin I be. No label suits me.
I don't know if you recall but I once told you that you would eventually come up with your own religion

Female gods are usually hot wink
CrimeRe: Customer On Drugs Beat Prostitute To Death Over N500 Sex by hahn(m): 10:45am On Jan 29, 2017
How much is vaseline? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Patoranking's Car Windscreen Got Damaged By Jamaican Ghetto Guys (pics,video) by hahn(m): 10:44am On Jan 29, 2017
ruggedtimi:
star get level
Lol. Na wetin you wan talk since be that tongue
CelebritiesRe: Patoranking's Car Windscreen Got Damaged By Jamaican Ghetto Guys (pics,video) by hahn(m): 10:43am On Jan 29, 2017
ruggedtimi:
lol...he went there on a lowkey, they wnt play davido's song maybe unless he makes a request or the club hosted him
But him na "star" na undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Man Destroys Bible As A Revenge For Destruction Of Shrine In Anambra By A Priest by hahn(m): 10:42am On Jan 29, 2017
iceberylin:
Riz sad
And that too. The bible has supported me fully in this regard cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Only Religion Can Pull These absurdity ( Photo) by hahn(m): 10:41am On Jan 29, 2017
lionlamb020:
That's just misinterpretation of the scriptures... is not God's will for your family to suffer lack of parental attention
But in order to enforce god's will, ie is work in the church, your family have to suffer a lack of parental attention because you will be more focused on god

I have lived with a Pastor and it is always meetings and meetings. Everyday undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Think I Have The Highest Likes On Nairaland (screenshot)! by hahn(m): 10:39am On Jan 29, 2017
MizMyColi:
Hahn Hahn
What appun o o
Long long time.

Why are you no longer active?
I was banned for telling someone to go to hell o. Someone cannot deliver God's message again on this platform tongue

You seem to have turned all agnostic o abi na my eyes?
Christianity EtcRe: Man Destroys Bible As A Revenge For Destruction Of Shrine In Anambra By A Priest by hahn(m): 11:40pm On Jan 28, 2017
lepasharon:
This guy! I can't deal with you grin
tongue
RomanceRe: He Told Her To Touch Her Toes & He Raised Her Skirt Up And Started Riding(pics) by hahn(m): 10:39pm On Jan 28, 2017
fairlyusedpant:
Tony okeke wasiu was very very angry with jumoke his girlfriend because of the way she scatters her things anyhow, her pants were scattered everywhere in the house, he even saw her skirt on top of his chair in his car, so he decided to punish her, then he told her to touch her toes, and she did it, then he said that she should continue touching her toes till he gets back from the market, and he raised her skirt up from the chair in his car and started riding his car on his way to the market, then after buying all the necessary orisirisi, he entered his car back and when he got home, he was shocked, he saw jumoke watching telemundo instead of her to be touching her toes, so he told her that for disobeying him, he has officially ban her from asking him of ice cream, burger, pan cake, pizza, tomtom, toilet roll and fried rice and chicken, and she started crying and begging wasiu, she cried from 12pm till 8pm, thats 8 hours cry before wasiu decided to forgive her, and he gave her the ice cream he bought for her, only to discover that the ice cream has melted, so they decided to warm it, by putting the ice cream on the fire....

EducationRe: 9 Reasons Why People Who Like Spending Time Alone Are Mentally Strong by hahn(m): 10:37pm On Jan 28, 2017
Bahddo:
Introversion is not necessarily better than extroversion, neither does solitude always translate to strength of mind. Depends on individual.
The op is about introversion, No need to argue undecided
FamilyRe: Nude Picture Of A Mum And Daughter Gone Viral And See People's Comment by hahn(m): 10:35pm On Jan 28, 2017
Why are Africans always so concerned about nudity?

Abi no be our ancestors dey waka with leaves before?

What an elder sees sitting down ..... grin
EducationRe: I Bet You Have Not Seen This Statue Before by hahn(m): 10:33pm On Jan 28, 2017
BlackOnassis:
I have seen this statue. When it was completed, some muslim clerics complained the woman is scantily clad. Abdoulaye Wade, the former president of Senegal, told them to go to hell cool
Muslim men and pvssy

CelebritiesRe: Patoranking's Car Windscreen Got Damaged By Jamaican Ghetto Guys (pics,video) by hahn(m): 10:31pm On Jan 28, 2017
Na ghetto this guy dey na

See as him dey fear when him hear real yarn from our Jamo brothers

Why are they not playing his song though?

Da eyan mo o jare!
CelebritiesRe: Davido And Dremo Having Fun Smoking And Eating At The Same Time (pics,video) by hahn(m): 9:59pm On Jan 28, 2017
LOGDAN:
You say?
I learnt a lot grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido And Dremo Having Fun Smoking And Eating At The Same Time (pics,video) by hahn(m): 9:35pm On Jan 28, 2017
Very educative thread

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