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Agriculture › Re: What Can Be Grown In The North That Can Not Be Grown In The South? by hahn(m): 8:48pm On Jan 31, 2017

Teempakguy:
I plan to own a farm in Ogun state this year. however, when we went for sight seeing, the pieces of land we found were 350k per acre. As a student, I simply cannot afford that. I am considering Bank of Industry loans but I haven't made up my mind yet.

I strongly believe in the agricultural sector and I seriously want to hop in.

I live in Ogun state. How about we come up with a group ,preferably whatsapp, where people can invest and raise funds for agricultural purposes.

We can start small, rent a plot or two of land and grow some cucumber, tomatoes and move up.

Members can also have access to training, excursions and support to own their own independent farms in the future.

I have had the idea for a while. We can make it work.

Whayasay?

Health › Re: Angel Of Death: Dr. Josef Mengele, The Deadliest Doctor In Medical History. by hahn(m): 8:45pm On Jan 31, 2017

ichommy:
I'M Here Explorers.

Iya Shade, give me cold Kunnu, serve Funjosh, hahn, solidkay ellacute45 paschal47 Niyuu reginaeb Smellymouth SirWere carik augster too.

Mix my kunu with vodka and add ice abeg. Who got a lighter?

Where the suya and peppersoup?

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Christianity Etc › Re: A Question From Seun To Atheists, Christians And Muslims by hahn(m): 8:44pm On Jan 31, 2017

jojothaiv:
And where is Hahn and the rational thinkers in the house.

I will convert to Christianity, reason the joy of salvation supercede every other thing!

Na Christianity sure pass. Muslims, the majority poor ones are explicitly ignorant and seem more than content remaining so. And they can die, literally, for their religion.

A Christian would say "God just blessed me with this house and I am sure he wants me to live in it" tongue

alBHAGDADI:
They are all afraid of making a comment cos they know that picking Christianity will only mean they know how peaceful it is.

Yes, Christianity is seemingly more peaceful, in this century, because Christians have been able to replace the stake with "deliverance services", the pope with a GO aka Daddy GO grin

, boring hyms with rap "gospel" songs and also relocated Jehovah from "living in the clouds", to living in the "spiritual" and in your heart. It is now more about tithes and offering and motivational speeches than torment in hell for your sins. Simply "give" and get more than 10,000% profit on your initial investment with a promo pack filled with goodies like unmerited success, grace, long life, a direct line to god(the pastor relays important information from god to the people though), posthumous luxury and eternal life. What a deal!

They have also succeeded in packaging the religion into much of a social club than to house of threats

Kudos

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Iraq Brings In Travel Ban On U.S. Citizens In Tit-for-tat Move. by hahn(m): 11:17pm On Jan 30, 2017

Who goes to Iraq? undecided

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Christianity Etc › Re: When Will We Have The First Organised Theist/Atheist physical Debate In Nigeria? by hahn(m): 11:15pm On Jan 30, 2017

hopefulLandlord:
and what would Jesus give me asides posthumous promises

More posthumous unverifiable promises cheesy

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Islam › Re: Graphic: Woman Beheaded In Broad Daylight In ‘moderate’ Muslim Nation by hahn(m): 11:09pm On Jan 30, 2017

For the duration of the video it seemed I was back 2000 years ago when man was still savage, barbaric, murderous and extremely ignorant

But it's 2017 undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: Screenshot: See What My Church Member Sent To Me by hahn(m): 9:57pm On Jan 30, 2017

It is called brand marketing, knocking out the competition etc

They need to ensure their customers return to make payment, tithes and offering, as usual

Good business relies on how you can get your existing customers to resubscribe

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Education › Re: Girl Who Sheds Her Skin Every Six Weeks Thrown Out Of School [graphic Photos] by hahn(m): 7:19pm On Jan 30, 2017

tolugar:
Over the years,

I've realized that the decision is not yours to make

It is actually. I am free to use my mind. I am not under the shackles of dogma

Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by hahn(m): 7:18pm On Jan 30, 2017

Reediano:
No it doesn't.....

Though it's unlimited, funding your Dom Account will be way more expensive than the $320 rate you are getting from your bank

Unfortunately

Politics › Re: Nationwide Protest Or Political Rally? by hahn(m): 3:35pm On Jan 30, 2017

Lol. Naija cheesy

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Education › Re: Girl Who Sheds Her Skin Every Six Weeks Thrown Out Of School [graphic Photos] by hahn(m): 3:20pm On Jan 30, 2017

tolugar:
Amen. And you too bro

I don't need god's blessing

Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by hahn(m): 3:19pm On Jan 30, 2017

jboixxx:
can't help with this as this has my checkout page has never been rendered like this.

then be ready to source your $ at d parallel mkt.

That parallel market dey make me vex
angry

Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by hahn(m): 2:34pm On Jan 30, 2017

jboixxx:
Access bank limit is $100 too.

The dollar mc makes more sense

Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by hahn(m): 2:28pm On Jan 30, 2017

Gptech:
Dem don talk am here say na only Gtb master card and Access bank visa card dey work, those other banks na long story. Abi una like go source for una own dollar at over #500/$? Hahn hahn!

GTB naira mastercard has a $100 monthly limit. DOn't know about access

I believe GTB dollar mastercard is unlimited though

Crime › Re: Abuja Lady Slaps A Gym Instructor Twice (Video) by hahn(m): 2:15pm On Jan 30, 2017

jejemanito:
E no concern me

In another news, somebody should please tell this month that calls himself January to come and be going

Na 60 days him get ni

Lol

And here I am thinking it has gone too fast tongue

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Romance › Re: She Text Me She's Pregnant After We Broke Up by hahn(m): 1:40pm On Jan 30, 2017

Teempakguy:
when they are teaching simple biology in school, you won't listen.

now you are asking how come.

Maybe she is still a virgin tongue

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Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by hahn(m): 1:36pm On Jan 30, 2017

steevy:
You guys missed the joke...

Look at his name.....his name is Hahn thats why he is concerned.

Lol. The thing tire me abeg cheesy

Culture › Re: 3 Female Osun Followers Solicit For Alms, Dressed In White (Photos) by hahn(m): 1:35pm On Jan 30, 2017

Danfuster:
I'm telling you bro...you will hear them call out different offerings and put out a big pavorated basket where you all are obligated to move out in rows to drop something in. God help you no commot for your sit or you not get something to drop cos everybody go see your hand, even through the basket.

The one that killed me was the day they poured out one #200 Goya oil in different plates, and as you come out to get anointed with the mark of Christ, you drop something. I was like wow... See cool business.

As in...

Christianity Etc › Re: Religious Calamities; Simple Way To Curb Them. by hahn(m): 12:57pm On Jan 30, 2017

Before anyone comes here and starts saying crap, just ask yourself, Insurance VS Prayers which one will be more effective undecided

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Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by hahn(m): 12:55pm On Jan 30, 2017

Reediano:
"H" factor is part of the language...

Hmm
Ok o

Politics › Re: Wike Shuts Down 16 Schools In Rivers State by hahn(m): 12:45pm On Jan 30, 2017

Pavore9:
It is not "simply"

Nigerians and their inability to keep to time

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Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by hahn(m): 12:37pm On Jan 30, 2017

Reediano:
Hahahaha Hahn Hahn is actually different from hian

I thought it is spelt ahn ahn without the "h"

Education › Re: Schools To Teach Maths, Science In Indigenous Languages-Onu by hahn(m): 12:06pm On Jan 30, 2017

Teempakguy:
Even in england, they don't teach math and science in English.

90% of math and science is Greek and Latin.

Culture › Re: 3 Female Osun Followers Solicit For Alms, Dressed In White (Photos) by hahn(m): 12:02pm On Jan 30, 2017

Dotman23:
Why In God’s Name Would This Happen In Our Dear Country.

Just saw this nt quite long ... Why in Gods name will three able bodied Girls of not more than 17 years be dressed early on a monday Morning as an osun follower and solicit for alms... What has the world turned to?

This is the same thing that happens in churches on Sunday mornings. So? undecided

Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by hahn(m): 11:56am On Jan 30, 2017

willian10:
Who has upgraded his note 3 pro to Note3ProGlobal_V8.1.1, I'm losing patience using this crappy device, I have been unable to use VPN yesterday, it keeps hibernating the app even after locking it, any better ROM
I can even use the Chinese ROM so far it stop hibernating my apps, hahn hahn it's really getting out of hand

Why do people keep typing "hahn" instead of "hian" or am I missing something?

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Christianity Etc › Re: If God Created The Sun On The Fourth Day ...... by hahn(op): 11:51am On Jan 30, 2017

Teempakguy:
Wtf are you talking about, Hahn.?

God simply magically whipped out a 186 000 mile cosmic ruler and said.

" FOR SHALL THE LIGHT WHICH I, THE INCREDIBLY HANDSOME AND POWERFUL GOD HATH WHEREFORE CREATED, COME TO PASS THE LENGTH OF THIS RULER (WHICH HAS SINNED AND SHALL BE CONDEMNED TO HELL AFTER THIS EXPERIMENT) IN WHAT I SHALL CALL A SECOND. AND THEREFORE, SHALL IT PASS THREESCORE TIMES, THIS SHALL BE A MINUTE. AND SHALL THREESCORE MINTUES PASS, AND THIS SHALL BE AN HOUR, AND SHALL ONE SCORE AND FIFTH SCORE MINUTES PASS, AND I SHALL CALL IT . . . A DAY. AND, AFTER CREATING OTHERWISE FLAWED PRODUCTS, SHALL I REST ON MY BUTT FOR THE DAY WHICH I CREATED. AFTER WHICH I WILL RESUME TO SCREW WITH MY CREATION. "

Lol

Business › Re: A Dollar Now N500 by hahn(m): 11:07am On Jan 30, 2017

Yippee!

Countdown to N1000 to a dollar. Suffer just start cheesy

Celebrities › Re: What "Yahoo Boy Pastors" Do To Innocent Members By Daddy Freeze by hahn(m): 10:54am On Jan 30, 2017

Krystalzkris:
ok.. Place d order

It will cost you $100m. PM me for payment method. And it is stricly pay before you die o grin

Celebrities › Re: What "Yahoo Boy Pastors" Do To Innocent Members By Daddy Freeze by hahn(m): 10:23am On Jan 30, 2017

Krystalzkris:
is there any portable villa there for sale

Yes ke. With in built waterfalls sef grin

Celebrities › Re: What "Yahoo Boy Pastors" Do To Innocent Members By Daddy Freeze by hahn(m): 10:13pm On Jan 29, 2017

abdulaz:
There is neither heaven nor hell.

That's not true

I am a real estate agent in hell. We have lots of luxury estates

Christianity Etc › Re: If God Created The Sun On The Fourth Day ...... by hahn(op): 10:03pm On Jan 29, 2017

UyiIredia:
God. The writer was depicting creation as supposedly revealed by God so God was noting the daily interval which would have been in his power to do without a sun.

Again that meme is just a poor objection. There are better ones.

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Christianity Etc › Re: If God Created The Sun On The Fourth Day ...... by hahn(op): 9:45pm On Jan 29, 2017

johnydon22:
#sighs - just when you think you have seen it all..

They have been at it for over 1000 years na. There are used to recycling waste tongue

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