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Christianity Etc › Re: Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by hahn(m): 11:41am On Jan 15, 2017

Jesus was too stupid to swim so he decided to walk on water instead tongue

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Christianity Etc › Re: Are You Afraid Of Hell? How To Throw Your Fear In The Trash Bin by hahn(m): 11:40am On Jan 15, 2017

benzics:
lol, sounds fun, shey the pool will be very cold ba? Cuz you know after burning in a hot fire, you need a cool place to chill out. Oya add it

No more fire in hell. We were able to create a leak at the bottom of the atlantic and that put out all the fire. The only fire available is from biogas.

Everything will cost $1b

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Christianity Etc › Re: Are You Afraid Of Hell? How To Throw Your Fear In The Trash Bin by hahn(m): 11:24am On Jan 15, 2017

benzics:
How many acres of land would be okay for a 6bedroom all ensuite duplex?

Plus swimming pool, roller coaster rides, water slides?

Christianity Etc › Re: Are You Afraid Of Hell? How To Throw Your Fear In The Trash Bin by hahn(m): 11:03am On Jan 15, 2017

jonbellion:
lol
You can be a landlord at last
Hahn I don book my own too oo
But first I need price

What do you need? We have customized prices

Christianity Etc › Re: Are You Afraid Of Hell? How To Throw Your Fear In The Trash Bin by hahn(m): 11:03am On Jan 15, 2017

hopefulLandlord:
Na 35 acres me want o

1 acre is $1m

PM for account details

Christianity Etc › Re: Are You Afraid Of Hell? How To Throw Your Fear In The Trash Bin by hahn(m): 11:02am On Jan 15, 2017

benzics:
Lol.. . Your price range na how much?

What do you need exactly? We have customized rates

Christianity Etc › Re: Are You Afraid Of Hell? How To Throw Your Fear In The Trash Bin by hahn(m): 10:16am On Jan 15, 2017

Unfortunately for you benzics you will not make hell either because you are yet to purchase your plot of land

You can contact me via pm to place your order for luxury flats, bungalows, duplexes, mansions, luxury suites etc located in prime locations in hell. Hurry while stocks last

If you fail to make payment, you will have to spend your eternity in heaven tongue

cc: hopefulLandlord, emmayayodeji, lennycool, jonbellion and other heathens who are yet to purchase theirs cheesy

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Great Controversy(between Good&evil) by hahn(m): 10:09am On Jan 15, 2017

orisa37:
God.

How wise of it

Christianity Etc › Re: The Great Controversy(between Good&evil) by hahn(m): 10:09am On Jan 15, 2017

orisa37:
Stopping Buhari to infest The South with Fulani Herdsmen.

Lol

Christianity Etc › Re: The Car: Another Look At Religious Thinking by hahn(m): 9:12pm On Jan 14, 2017

KingEbukasBlog:

Hahn ooo , your mentors killed over 200 million for atheism . North Korea's president believes he can do better for atheism

And your god sat back and watched. In fact it created all serial killers and murderers. Everything is it's will, right? So, god created them for it's will so it could chill with pop corn and coke while it listened to the screams of 200 millions die

What a mighty god you serve

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Foreign Affairs › Re: The New Beast: Features Of Trump's $15 Million Cadillac One. by hahn(m): 8:45pm On Jan 14, 2017

The limo's doors and windows will be bulletproof and sealed off to withstand chemical and biological attacks, which means only the driver will be able to roll down the window to pay tolls.

Just imagine Ambode paying tolls at Lekki toll gate undecided

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Sells Anointed Umbrellas For N5,000 Each (photo) by hahn(m): 7:39pm On Jan 14, 2017*

Na today?

The gullible ones will continue to enrich these fraudsters undecided

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Christianity Etc › Re: Moses, Mohammed, Isis, Shekau: Stop The Hypocrisy Now!!! by hahn(m): 7:28pm On Jan 14, 2017

Image123:
Jehovah is an Him. Atheism is not an excuse for folly or insensitivity.If you lack morals, you should not lack decorum in discussing with others.

How do you it is a "him"? Have you seen it before?

Ogbeni, stay focused on what we discussed. I was hoping you were going to say something meaningful regarding the verses I sent and as usual you did not disappoint undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: Moses, Mohammed, Isis, Shekau: Stop The Hypocrisy Now!!! by hahn(m): 7:16pm On Jan 14, 2017

Image123:
Moses and co didn't go around killing everyone who is not a believer. They lived with Egyptians, Moabites, Philistines, Babylonians etc and only fought when provoked which was the norm, not due to religious differences.

But Jehovah commanded the killings of people who didn't serve it na

Whoever sacrifices to any god, except the Lord alone, shall be doomed. (Exodus 22:19 NAB)

They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)

Suppose you hear in one of the towns the LORD your God is giving you that some worthless rabble among you have led their fellow citizens astray by encouraging them to worship foreign gods. In such cases, you must examine the facts carefully. If you find it is true and can prove that such a detestable act has occurred among you, you must attack that town and completely destroy all its inhabitants, as well as all the livestock. Then you must pile all the plunder in the middle of the street and burn it. Put the entire town to the torch as a burnt offering to the LORD your God. That town must remain a ruin forever; it may never be rebuilt. Keep none of the plunder that has been set apart for destruction. Then the LORD will turn from his fierce anger and be merciful to you. He will have compassion on you and make you a great nation, just as he solemnly promised your ancestors. "The LORD your God will be merciful only if you obey him and keep all the commands I am giving you today, doing what is pleasing to him." (Deuteronomy 13:13-19 NLT)

If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods, whom you and your fathers have not known, gods of any other nations, near at hand or far away, from one end of the earth to the other: do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. Your hand shall be the first raised to slay him; the rest of the people shall join in with you. You shall stone him to death, because he sought to lead you astray from the Lord, your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, that place of slavery. And all Israel, hearing of this, shall fear and never do such evil as this in your midst. (Deuteronomy 13:7-12 NAB)

Suppose a man or woman among you, in one of your towns that the LORD your God is giving you, has done evil in the sight of the LORD your God and has violated the covenant by serving other gods or by worshiping the sun, the moon, or any of the forces of heaven, which I have strictly forbidden. When you hear about it, investigate the matter thoroughly. If it is true that this detestable thing has been done in Israel, then that man or woman must be taken to the gates of the town and stoned to death. (Deuteronomy 17:2-5 NLT)

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Romance › Re: Man Saves A Lady's Number With "Afang Soup" by hahn(m): 7:11pm On Jan 14, 2017

KingBelieve:
Okra soup could be rich on its day but d rudiments (ingredients) can't be richer than an Afang soup

Guy, na water leaf and ugwu dey inside afang and there is okro with can be cooked with ugwu too.

Unless there is something I don't know. Please enlighten me

Christianity Etc › Re: Moses, Mohammed, Isis, Shekau: Stop The Hypocrisy Now!!! by hahn(m): 7:06pm On Jan 14, 2017

dalaman:
They did. They went around killing disbelievers because their God told them to take their lands according to the story.

He has to read the bible to know that

Romance › Re: Man Saves A Lady's Number With "Afang Soup" by hahn(m): 7:02pm On Jan 14, 2017

KingBelieve:
You are lucky he did not save ur name with Okra soup. Afang soup is still a good compliment.

Apparently you never chop better okro soup

Music/Radio › Re: 10 Nigerian Artistes Who Defy The Usual Lyrics Of Butts And Boobs by hahn(m): 6:35pm On Jan 14, 2017

Rapmoney:
Ok, now see my guy, Terry G!

Na people like this dey give igbo smokers bad name angry

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Car: Another Look At Religious Thinking by hahn(m): 6:31pm On Jan 14, 2017

jonbellion:
lol so KingEbukasBlog that is you
Wawu
Intellegence my arse!

Bubu fine pass that guy but I am damn sure he can do something even dumber for the lord grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Car: Another Look At Religious Thinking by hahn(m): 5:46pm On Jan 14, 2017

randomperson:
There was one particular guy that just open yansh as if he wan mess.. That could be KingEbukasblog for all we know

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Romance › Re: What Did You Do When You Got This Upset? by hahn(m): 5:41pm On Jan 14, 2017

MarvDee:
You must be a really mischievous dude

Not really

Romance › Re: What Did You Do When You Got This Upset? by hahn(m): 5:35pm On Jan 14, 2017

MarvDee:
Lol. Now that's wicked. What??

I also once had a friend who was being an ass. So, I subscribed to several porn sites with his email address cheesy

Romance › Re: What Did You Do When You Got This Upset? by hahn(m): 5:30pm On Jan 14, 2017

When I was in primary six I had this friend, a girl, and we were really cool and she was a day student while I was a boarder. So, she brought yam and egg on the day of vacation and I asked her to share with me. For one reason or the other she refused. I don't know why.

So, when she left the class, I took off the bandage on the injury I had on my leg and put it in the cooler.

Christianity Etc › Re: Attention!!! Strictly For Christians!! by hahn(m): 5:21pm On Jan 14, 2017

bennyann:
No it wasn't. it was understandable. I was just wondering why you chose Satan as a defensive weapon.

I could have used anything. Spiderman, allah, peter pan etc are all in the same category with Jesus, Jehovah, Satan etc

Christians are not threatened by satan especially those who know their worth.

Lol. That is why you guys spend so much time "rebuking" it? If Satan was real, it is obvious it is winning Jehovah. There is more evil in the world than good. Or maybe it is just Jehovah's incompetence manifesting

And didn't you realize you were funny?

Well I try tongue

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Romance › Re: Parents Did This To Their White Teenage Daugher Over Her Black Boyfriend(photo) by hahn(m): 5:17pm On Jan 14, 2017

TrapQueen77:

There's nothing better than INTERRACIAL

Inter-tribal is the best

Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Reasons Christianity Makes No Sense by hahn(op): 12:15pm On Jan 14, 2017

realmindz:
lol, do u believe I have a magic wand that can turn you to a goat if you dont follow my orders...?

Give a straight answer so Rilwayne001 can be satisfied

Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Reasons Christianity Makes No Sense by hahn(op): 11:22am On Jan 14, 2017

Rilwayne001:
Wrong. From whatever perspective that one may be reading it from, obviously, he believes there's hell.

I'm not scared of hell.

And he wasn't talking or viewing the idea of hell as absurd, rather he believes the judgement of God from the biblical perspective as absurd.

I'm most saying he believes in hell or something or doesn't really find the idea as ridiculous, all I'm saying is that, in that particular post of his; he was faulting the idea of Jesus dying for our sins and not really about hell.

Let's ask him

Realmindz, do you believe in hell?

Christianity Etc › Re: Attention!!! Strictly For Christians!! by hahn(m): 11:20am On Jan 14, 2017

bennyann:

Heiiiiiiiiii. Hahn you won't kill me. Funny you. So you're now a satanist?

I was only trying to point out how silly his statement is and hopefully frighten him

Was that so hard to grasp? undecided

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Christianity Etc › Re: Christians Was King Solomon Really Wise?? by hahn(m): 10:50am On Jan 14, 2017

LaClicKLaBenDin:
Lol...
I pity you, bro, because you do not know what you're doing and the consequences, and that's not disrespect, and it doesn't make me a hypocrite.

I pity you because you are a victim of mental slavery and are in bondage of an ideology that was introduced to enslave your forefathers which makes you a modern day slave under the shackles of your own ignorance and in perpetual fear of imaginary wrath of an imaginary god

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Food › Re: Top 5 Nigerian Dishes With Health Benefits By Mz Irawo by hahn(m): 10:45am On Jan 14, 2017

anonymuz:
this OP u know no say reccesion dey? I want prepare egusi soup now and I just set calculate 1500 for just two of us o. I beg I dey salivate now.

1 cup of egusi - N100
Ugwu - N50
Red oil - N100(You won't use everything)
Stock fish - N100
Pomo - N100
Meat - N500
Dry fish N100
Pepper - N50
Onion - N50
Fufu - N200

You will still have change for soft drinks if you already have kerosene or cooking gas

Career › Re: A Practising Engineer But, So Passionate About Teaching Maths In High School. by hahn(m): 10:42am On Jan 14, 2017

Mbkite:
I first taught Mathematics while I was waiting for NYSC in 2010 and during my NYSC I taught some Engineering courses in the polytechnic I served. Currently, I am a practising Engineer. I won't say I don't really enjoy my job as an Engineer but, I have discovered over time that I have a keen interest in teaching Mathematics. I really wish to go back to class room to teach mathematics but you know teacher's salary is not encouraging. I love to teach mathematics and don't mind doing it for free alongside my job but, NO TIME.
I need an advise on how to go about this. I need to go back to what I love doing.
Patiently waiting for your responses.
Thanks.

lalasticlala, please I need input. Assist me.

This can be a tricky situation.

I would advice you start "teaching" mathematics part time.

You can offer maths lessons to interested students, that way you only do it in your spare time, like during the weekends and will definitely earn more if you target areas populated by the rich.

You can create video tutorials, create a website and market online. This way, you would be making passive income while staying committed to your engineering job till you earn enough that you feel you can let go of your engineering career.

You also have to consider that to achieve true financial independence you have to have at least 4-5 streams of income. View maths as an extra source of income and apply the strategies I suggested.

Good luck

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Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Reasons Christianity Makes No Sense by hahn(op): 10:24am On Jan 14, 2017

Rilwayne001:
You seem scared. I thought hell doesn't exist, why are you scared of something that doesn't exist? I

It would seem he is scared because you are reading it from your own perspective of fear of hell

The fact that you fear hell does not mean others who talk about how absurd the idea is share the same feelings

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