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Christianity Etc › Re: Who Is A True Christian? Let's Ask Some Major Christian Sects by hahn(m): 10:22am On Jan 13, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
he doesn't
Na their trademark
Christianity Etc › Re: FIVE Sons Of God Almighty And Their Attributes by hahn(m): 10:21am On Jan 13, 2017
Junia:
I dont know where you get these lies from
He gets it from very hard drugs. The type the writers of the bible used
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: @mufclatestnews Removes Editor Who Said Nigerians Are A Waste Of Oxygen & Flesh by hahn(m): 11:01pm On Jan 12, 2017
ConcNiggress56:
Use a transformer today.. It costs $0.0000
Ladies first

smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Creationism And Race by hahn(m): 10:58pm On Jan 12, 2017
Scholar8200:
Well, the quote from Acts suggests that God was involved in the variation process meaning He did not stop interference in nature after the 7th day.


1. Black Genesis 10:6
The sons of Ham were Cush, Mizraim, Put, and Canaan

Verifiable history shows us Cush = Ethiopians, Mizraim = Egyptians. In fact, the Septuagint translates Cush as Aithopia (also see marginal reading of Numbers 12:1). Now what was the distinguishing marks of the Cushites/Ethiopians? They were dark-skinned. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aethiopia

Miriam and Aaron spoke against Moses because of his Cushite wife, for he had married a Cushite woman.Numbers 12:1 NLV

And Miriam and Aaron spake against Moses because of the Ethiopian woman whom he had married: for he had married an Ethiopian woman.
Num 12:1 KJV

she was so described because she was dark-skinned. we know this because Moses actually married from Midian, not Ethiopia. Hence, the offence was not that she was an inhabitant of Cush but , being one of the first manifestation of racism, she was a black!


Do a search on those described as Ethiopians in the Bible and it will be obvious they were so distinguished because of the unique colour of their skin.

2. Red GEnesis 25:25

25 The first to come out was red, and his whole body was like a hairy garment; so they named him Esau.

ANd he went on to become the father of the Edomites:

This is the account of Esau’s descendants, the Edomites, who lived in the hill country of Seir.
Genesis 36:9

At those times, naming or identification seemed to derive more from appearance.
When he said all nations of men, the variations have been factored into it.


Would you say all specie of animals were present at creation? NO! In the creation account, pay close attention to the phrase, "after his kind".Gen 1:12, 24
Do not get ahead of yourself. Adam and Eve gave birth to Cain and Abel. Cain killed Abel then fled to the land of exile and got married.

Where did the lady he married come from and who is she?

Answer that first with biblical references and then we will know you are serious
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: @mufclatestnews Removes Editor Who Said Nigerians Are A Waste Of Oxygen & Flesh by hahn(m): 10:37pm On Jan 12, 2017
ConcNiggress56:
See jamb question ooo.. You nor see the "paul's" official portrait?? Wish i can dash you my eyes
What a bold arrogant display of ignorance undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Is A True Christian? Let's Ask Some Major Christian Sects by hahn(m): 10:06pm On Jan 12, 2017
Revelation1:
Senseless comment undecided
Do you have anything reasonable to say regarding the op or are you marketing idiocy? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Is A True Christian? Let's Ask Some Major Christian Sects by hahn(m): 5:09pm On Jan 12, 2017
Lol.

Christianity is a very ridiculous religion

How can an ideology supposedly from one god have 50 versions of it's holy book with over 300,000 denominations and counting is beyond my own comprehension.

Or maybe I just do not understand much about delusion the spirit tongue
Pets › Re: People Begging To Sale This Snake For 15k by hahn(m): 10:41am On Jan 12, 2017
Flexherbal:
The oil is useful for the treatment of broken bones!
The skin is also good leather

But all Nigerians can think of is meat undecided
Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity Looms As NUPENG Declares Nationwide Strike, Shuts Down Stations by hahn(m): 8:59pm On Jan 11, 2017
AngelsAndStars:
why can't you just pretended you didn't see that. an imaginary being tormenting you to such extent. so sad for you.
You should learn to take your own advice undecided
Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity Looms As NUPENG Declares Nationwide Strike, Shuts Down Stations by hahn(m): 8:59pm On Jan 11, 2017
yemmybx:
god is helpless, only GOD is never helpless.
And what is GOD doing about it?
Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity Looms As NUPENG Declares Nationwide Strike, Shuts Down Stations by hahn(m): 3:24pm On Jan 11, 2017
yemmybx:
If man be God. Thank God that man is not God!
And what has god been doing about it? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: How Would We Run An Atheist Church? by hahn(m): 10:58pm On Jan 10, 2017
JackBizzle:
The pentecostal church doctrine 3;16-

"for what does it profit a church to do good but lose its tithe money?"





Guy, there must be offerings and church contributions of course!
wirinet dey learn undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: How Would We Run An Atheist Church? by hahn(m): 10:13pm On Jan 10, 2017
SirWere:
grin


hahn said he has an idea for something like this.....



On a sidebar, Jack, if you want quick fame, you can easily just open a blog and say :

21 yr old ATHIEST turns Christian after 29 years professing atheism (if we can have an 80 year old young lady; this should be too hard undecided) . "God slapped me"; he claims.

Then you can write a book with an apt title like. "From knowing to believing" or "That Rationality of religion".
Of course, these books can be a newer version of the same old flawed arguments put forward by apologists to defend their faith. E no concern you.
Just spice it up with anecdotes. You know how humans love anecdotes!!
Create a Youtube page and come back on NL as a firebrand christian.
Persuade Nairaland atheists to help your ministry....and if they agree; they drop their reason and claim religion saved them.

By that time, you'll be famous and well known.

Your blogs will be getting a million views and your name will be used up an dan in debates.

Drop some juicy quotes too...

"When a man stop reasoning...only then he begins to see the truth for what it is"

"I used to believe in evolution. But one day I asked myself : How is it that my hands are the right length, shape and width; to scratch my ballshuh It was then I realized : Nature cannot give me such a perfect tools to scratch my balls from randomness. Something must have given me a perfect scrotum toucher. Something......or someonehuh


and other quotes like that.
They'll love it!!

If you want to go a step further, you can publish more books like "The Divine slap : 21 ways to make God hit your face with success" and other "inspiriationals".

They'll love it cheesy cheesy


P.S : I hope no one will use this thread to say Atheists need churches because they still believe God. I sincerely hope not
4kings you need to see this

Christianity Etc › Re: How Would We Run An Atheist Church? by hahn(m): 10:01pm On Jan 10, 2017
JackBizzle:
This your online church be like MMM grin grin
How your take know?

We are already thinking alike grin
Christianity Etc › Re: How To Overcome Lust (not For Atheists) by hahn(m): 4:08pm On Jan 10, 2017
OLAADEGBU:
The man in the picture didn't get the gist, did you? undecided
Yeah. The perfect alibi. I get it smiley
Politics › Re: Nigerian Churches & Financial Reporting Council (FRC) by hahn(m): 4:02pm On Jan 10, 2017
4kings:
You just committed heresy, repent before his Kingdom comes.
Tell that to Christians so they can prepare to spit or swallow tongue
Business › Re: Brief Summary Of All My Business Encounter In 2016. - I Take A Bow by hahn(m): 2:37pm On Jan 10, 2017
ichommy:
Following Ymodulus Seriously


CC: Hahn Solidkay Funjosh
If them ask you whether I dey follow someone like Mod Baba, you go talk say no? undecided
Romance › Re: Advice To Guys by hahn(m): 12:43pm On Jan 10, 2017
AlexCk:
That's life,

Guys do that,
Ladies do that .

Just don't love blindly or like a psycho,

Be smart
I tire o

If she doesn't roll, dump her undecided
Politics › Re: Nigerian Churches & Financial Reporting Council (FRC) by hahn(m): 11:05am On Jan 10, 2017
4kings:
Hahn is very funny grin
What did I do? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: How To Overcome Lust (not For Atheists) by hahn(m): 10:58am On Jan 10, 2017
OLAADEGBU:
Enjoy your comedy then. smiley
The irony in that pic ehn cheesy grin
Politics › Re: Nigerian Churches & Financial Reporting Council (FRC) by hahn(m): 8:49pm On Jan 09, 2017
Sibrah:
Prove it or explain the absense of VVF within Jews then.
http://www.jewfaq.org/marriage.htm
Christianity Etc › Re: "As In Gambia, As In RCCG?" By Pastor Ebun Olu-Adegboruwa. by hahn(m): 8:46pm On Jan 09, 2017
walcut:
I don't know of others but having seen the pay slip of a pastor in redeem, I know they pay tax.
Cool
Christianity Etc › Re: "As In Gambia, As In RCCG?" By Pastor Ebun Olu-Adegboruwa. by hahn(m): 6:41pm On Jan 09, 2017
Wahlz:
When will Mosque start paying tithes?

Or was the law meant for only Churches?
They should too

Before they also start building schools their members cannot afford undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: "As In Gambia, As In RCCG?" By Pastor Ebun Olu-Adegboruwa. by hahn(m): 6:35pm On Jan 09, 2017
walcut:
Rccg pays tax to the Lagos state government.
Really? Why?

I thought churches don't pay tax undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Religious Atheism EXPOSED : God Without Religion and Religion Without God by hahn(m): 6:34pm On Jan 09, 2017
4kings:
grin The star trek evangelist grin

Have you searched about it also? (Beijing Medicineless School and more on the power of the subconscious mind)
No. First time I am coming across it. Will try to
Christianity Etc › Re: Religious Atheism EXPOSED : God Without Religion and Religion Without God by hahn(m): 6:19pm On Jan 09, 2017
4kings:
Yes of course...

Have you done that research already?
Research? From someone who believes that snakes and donkeys once talked? tongue
Christianity Etc › 10 Reasons Christianity Makes No Sense by hahn(op): 6:13pm On Jan 09, 2017
When I discovered the online atheist community a few years ago, one of the things that astounded and humbled me the most was the scholarliness of so many activist atheists. I had never before been in the company of so many people so versed in scripture, so skilled in the arts of rhetoric and argumentation, so keen to identifying and deconstructing logical fallacies. I’m not going to lie: It’s often been intimidating to be surrounded by people whose expertise in such things is so far beyond my own, comparatively unsophisticated approach. But as time passes and I learn more and more about these subjects, I find that my basic issues with religion in general, and Christianity in particular, have not evolved to more abstract ontological questions, but have rather crystallized my inability to reconcile even the most basic and fundamental principles of Christian faith.

1. Jesus didn’t die. Christians are always going on about how Jesus died for our sins, but if he came back 3 days later then he didn’t die at all; more like being in a brief coma, which is a drag, but not exactly the ultimate sacrifice that the crucifixion is cracked up to be. And it wasn’t just his spirit that departed to heaven, but his actual physical being. If you go dig up a 3-day old grave, regardless of what you think may have happened to that person’s immortal soul, there’s still going to be a body in it. Jesus’ tomb, on the other hand, was empty, meaning that following his resurrection he was either a zombie or he was fully alive, neither of which is dead. Even more relevant is that when he was hanging there on the cross, Jesus knew that he was going to come back. He didn’t have to endure the fear of death that any other human being would have had to face or the uncertainty that presumably afflicts all but the most devout at the moment of death about whether there really was going to be an afterlife, or if this was lights out for good. Yes, he probably suffered physically, but he knew that death would be no more than a long nap and then he’d be up and at ‘em again. In short, he didn’t die.

2. Jesus didn’t have faith. Jesus was always rolling his eyes and scolding his disciples for not having enough faith. There are many verses to be found in the New Testament in which Jesus says some variation of, “Don’t trust your senses, don’t look for evidence, just accept it because I said so.” But if Jesus was the son of god, then faith wasn’t something he needed – he knew god and heaven were real because that’s where he came from, no faith required. How fair is it to command the rest of the world to believe something on faith alone, threatening eternal punishment to any who don’t believe it, when you yourself have no faith and all the evidence?

3. Jesus didn’t take away my sins. Or did he? I am no logician, but if Jesus died to take away the sins of humanity, then doesn’t that mean that once he was crucified there was no longer any such thing as sin? If his “death” was the absolution of the human race, which we are told it was, why do I still have to do what the bible says, or go to church, or even believe? Aren’t I already saved by his “sacrifice?” And if I am not, and there are still rules to follow and sins that could keep me out of heaven, then what exactly was the point?

4. Jesus wasn’t a very nice guy. American Christians talk a lot about so-called family values, but that concept doesn’t have much, if any, basis in the actual story of Christ. Jesus demanded that his disciples abandon their families and save all of their devotion for him and him alone – a rather narcissistic and not particularly family-centric expectation. Aside from seeming to be in direct contradiction to the commandment about honoring thy mother and father, abandoning spouses and children, while not against any commandments, still seems like a douchey thing to do, even 2,000 years ago.

5. Jesus’ dad was really not a nice guy. We all know that the bible is full of rape, murder, genocide, slavery, and every manner of atrocity – and not in a, “This is what our enemies do so don’t be like them” way, but in a “As long as you are one of mine, have at it” way. Then Jesus showed up and said, more or less, that the old laws still applied, and he wasn’t about to change them. Yes, he was willing to call out hypocrisy, and he did seem to care somewhat about social justice – at least with regard to poverty and leprosy – but otherwise he was still the enforcer of some rather distasteful rules. And don’t even get me started on Jesus being his own father – a concept that, in addition to making no sense, makes Jesus himself the very same god of the Old Testament that Christians like to dismiss as no longer relevant (except when it comes to hating gays).

6. Prayer is contradictory. We are told that god has a plan for everything, but then we are told to pray – for our loved ones to get better when they fall ill, for safety in the storm, for the home team to win the big game. Does that mean god will change his plan if you pray hard enough, or the right way, or get enough other people to pray for the same thing? At the very least this seems to suggest he doesn’t really have much of a plan if he’s willing to modify it based on popular opinion or for those who ingratiate themselves to him, not to mention that it’s a rather arbitrary, if not capricious, approach to human suffering. Further, people often say they pray for things like inner peace, strength, understanding, the solution to personal problems, etc. I don’t pray, but I do a lot of introspection in search of those same things, and then I do either what my conscience tells me is right or what my objectivity tells me has the best chance for the desired outcome. I suspect that people who pray end up doing more or less the same thing but attributing their conclusion to an outside agency. If that is the case, how can they explain that atheists (or members of other religions) can get to the same place with no (or a different) agent? And how strange is it, anyway, to carve out your conscience, that innermost part of yourself, the very core of what makes you you, and say it isn’t you?

7. The bible doesn’t set the moral bar very high. Let’s face it: Don’t rape people, don’t own people, don’t hate people, and don’t hurt children are kind of no-brainers when it comes to morality. Our friend Jesus and his old man not only failed to make these things clear, but in many instances they encouraged, condoned, or commanded them. Sure, Jesus said a few things about loving your neighbor and being kind to strangers, but he also said that not believing in him was the worst offense a person could commit and that anyone who didn’t believe would burn in Hell for all eternity. And seriously, the Ten Commandments as a basis for all morality? Checking out your neighbor’s wife is worse than raping his daughter? Taking the lord’s name in vain is worse than owning slaves? Nice priorities. Add to this the fact that god himself does not follow his own rules, to which Christians respond that mere mortals cannot understand or judge the morality of god. But if the bible defines morality, and god has a different set of rules for himself than for humans, and we are not allowed to know or understand his rules except that we are expected to do as he says but not as he does, then how exactly does that provide any kind of moral baseline whatsoever?



8. Christian love is not very loving. We hear a lot about Jesus’ love and god’s love, and how god so loved the world that he gave his only son, yada yada yada. We already covered the part about him not really giving up his son, and enough has been said by people smarter than I am about the questionable necessity of having a baby, leaving him be for 30 years, torturing him to death, and then bringing him back to life a few days later as a way of forgiving humanity instead of – oh, I don’t know, just saying “I forgive you.” We covered too that this supposed forgiveness isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on if I’m still considered a sinner and an apostate and bound for hell for not believing. But if we set that part of the contradiction aside, how loosely are we defining love if we are applying it to the bible? “I love you so much that I will torture and murder my own son as a symbol of something I could just give you without the bloodbath. I love you so much that I will reward you with an eternity in heaven, but you have to suffer and die in this world first. Salvation is yours, so long as you swear your devotion to me and only me. And believe what I say even if it sounds like nonsense because I told you to. And admit that deep down you are a rotten piece of garbage who doesn’t really deserve my love. And if you don’t do all of these things you will burn in a lake of fire for all eternity. But seriously, I love you.”

9. Terrible things happen to good people. A quarter of a million people died in the tsunami of 2006. Twenty first graders and six adults were slaughtered at Sandy Hook. People die of starvation, are killed by war and disease, are raped or beaten by people who have power over them, and suffer in countless other ways. If there is an omniscient, omnipotent god who is also loving, as Christians would have us believe, why do these things happen? Why do children suffer and die? Why are there droughts and floods and famines and pestilences and earthquakes and wars? Why couldn’t god just make people nice? Why create natural disasters? Why didn’t he set forth better, clearer rules to eliminate ambiguity about how we are supposed to treat each other? God either intervenes or he doesn’t; god is either omnipotent or he isn’t. If he does and he is, then suffering exists because god intends for it to be that way. If he doesn’t and he isn’t, then he isn’t in control of anything, including the minutiae of how we live our daily lives. How is either a god worth worshipping?

10. It’s all just way too convenient. Got what you prayed for? He answered your prayers. Praise Jesus! Didn’t get it? He has another plan. Praise Jesus! Don’t have the answers? You’re not meant to. Praise Jesus! Figured out the answer? He chose you. Praise Jesus! Sad about the deaths of your loved ones? They’re in a better place. Praise Jesus! Sad about how much your life sucks? You’ll be happy once you’re dead. Praise Jesus! Honestly, when the answer to every question is exactly the thing that makes you feel best / most comforted / least in need of using your own intellect, should that not send up a huge red flag that maybe you’re not being completely objective?

These are not overtly intellectual, clever, or even particularly insightful observations, nor am I the first person to make them. But as someone who has lived an entire life without religion, the exercises of engaging apologists, philosophizing, or running ontological obstacle courses seem – perhaps naively, but seem nonetheless – to be almost beside the point when the most basic premises of religious belief are so deeply flawed. These irreconcilable contradictions explain a lot about why religious indoctrination is necessary at a very young age, and sadly, they explain a lot about why the world is in the sorry state it is: Because they make people adept at rationalizing the irrational, believing the unlikely, and justifying the immoral.
Source: http://churchandstate.org.uk/2016/03/10-reasons-christianity-makes-no-sense/
Christianity Etc › Re: "As In Gambia, As In RCCG?" By Pastor Ebun Olu-Adegboruwa. by hahn(m): 5:55pm On Jan 09, 2017
rhektor:
Not sì quick to change the topic here man. You asked a question and I answered you but you want to hide under a new thread? No man.
Like I said before, if the church as an NGO has a school or any other business the business must pay tax and not the church. Don't you know the basic accounting concept "entity /entityship" a business is different from the owner no matter the legal form.
I am not changing the topic because it relates with our discussion

And you did not answer my question. Is it right for an NGO to use church funds to build "businesses" that make profit?
Crime › Re: Kidnappers Of Ambassador Bagudu Hirse Paraded By Police by hahn(m): 5:13pm On Jan 09, 2017
Don't these people buy food with their loot?

They look impoverished and malnourished

Abi na the torture police interrogation?

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