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Christianity Etc › What Christians Say When They Are Losing Arguments (For Atheists) by hahn(op): 11:41am On Jan 03, 2017
My favorite was one day like that when I was at a bar and one dude was criticizing a catholic priest, or something, because the guy was honoring the tradition of his forefathers on a tv show. The man and his wife opened a kind of museum in somewhere in the east.

And I said, "is it not better he honors our instead of the one introduced to us by our colonial slave masters?" which led to a discussion on religion and all that.

Then he asked, "do you read a lot", to which I replied, "yes". And he cautioned me saying,"stop that because ignorance is bliss".

*Dead silence*

cheesy grin

As an atheist, what is the funniest defense a Christian or theist has put up against their beliefs here on nairaland or offline?

cc: johnydon22, plaetton, benzics, jonbellion, mrmrmister, sonofluc1fer kevoh opefulLandlord CAPSLOCKED, HardMirror Dekatron UncleSnr donnffd CltrAltDelicious Shollyps, dalaman Teempakguy Seun menesheh and all other unbelievers of ancient fairy tales

Christianity Etc › Re: I Am No Longer A Theist by hahn(m): 11:31am On Jan 03, 2017
lordnicklaus:
Do You All Know That I Am The Theistic Version Of hahn ? Don't Judge Me. The Game Is Kinda Fun. @ Op Get A New G.F Or A Job As A Busboy
How do you mean? huh
Christianity Etc › Re: Dear Seun and Friends.. by hahn(m): 11:30am On Jan 03, 2017
MarieSucre:
Then you have to detail in a civil manner why it is a delusion. You don't just dismissively say it is a delusion. You sound exactly like the people you oppose when they dismiss all your logical answers as delusion with witty one liners like "you don't have enough faith", "you just need to open your heart". This lines just like your "delusion" answers are good but do not explain anything, inform your opponent or help the conversation.

I hope you grow out of your angry atheist phase and see that just as some people changed your mind, you can also do that for people. Just not in a superior, condescending manner. I am not the enemy here.
Can you please quote me with the reply you gave the op?
Events › Re: Man Spends N7m At A Night Club In Imo On New Year (Photo) by hahn(m): 10:04pm On Jan 02, 2017
ikp120:
Buying a car to him was just like drawing a cup of water from an ocean back then... If Bill Gates decides to donate all his cash to charity today, he won't go bankrupt so long as Microsoft and other investments of his are still running fine... The guy would rather go bankrupt if all the investments and Microsoft go down.

Anyone who can shut down that shiit, has sent him packing. No matter how rich he is, it is just a matter of time before everything is gone, except he picks up on time. That's exactly what these village people did to that guy; wrecking the money spinning mechanism he had in place, and making it extremely hard to get back to his feet.
Do you have proof they did that? Do you have any idea of his source of income and how his financial troubles started?
Events › Re: Man Spends N7m At A Night Club In Imo On New Year (Photo) by hahn(m): 9:45pm On Jan 02, 2017
ikp120:
I have an uncle who was once like this... He bought nice cars for everyone around him and lived big... He was literally one of the Lagos big boys... His biggest mistake was throwing a big party in his village just for show off, all the way from Lagos... As I am typing this now, he is barely surviving; all the doors are literally shut... He depends on relatives these days. angry

I learnt from that. Till date, I don't post about myself on Facebook because witches don dey Facebook too o... These days, I use my money to help people rather than try to show people how rich I am.

Abeg, no matter what that dude dey do, let him stay away from his village o, except he already has contract with his village people grin grin... Infact, make he no dey show off because those idiots no like good things o. angry

Some problems can be avoided. smiley
The real reason for his financial demise is in your post but you'd rather blame it on "village people" undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Brain Or Spirit: What Makes A Man A Living Being? by hahn(m): 8:39pm On Jan 02, 2017
HardMirror:
Many will claim we are alive because of the spirits in us. If this was true, I strongly believe men would be immortal. It would be impossible to kill us through physical means

Religion:
We die when our spirit leaves our body.

Science: You are alive because of the metabolism going on at the cellular level. The metabolism provides energy to keep your body running just like a car needs fuel. Your brain coordinates the activity of your body, so most of this energy needs to get to the brain. Cut off supply from the brain, the brain dies, the body dies.

MY QUESTION
If the spirit is the reason why a man is a living soul and not the brain, why is it that hanging which cuts off oxygen from the brain leads to death? Why should shooting a man leading to bleeding and shortage of blood for the brain lead to death?
If I was shot and I am alive because my spirit lives in my body, then I would be immortal, because I would stubbornly remain in my body and stay alive. My spirit is going no where. Poison me, shoot me, stab me, burn me. My spirit will choose to stay in my body and keep it alive. Men would be immortal. so why is this not the case.
Only people without brains believe they have a spirit tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by hahn(m): 10:50am On Jan 02, 2017
MrPresident1:
You don't use to hear word grin, which money do you want to spend in heaven, Naira or dollar? When Jesus comes, Naira and dollar will be completely useless. You want to bribe angels with Naira and dollar? They will lacerate your yansh with bulala cheesy


People are getting wiser now o, they will smell you out as fake. Who told you I am ignorant, me that I know more things than you grin.

On the day of judgment, I wonder what you are going to do when you see God face to face, and ypu are begging for your life wink
The real question is, "when are you going to send all your money into my account?"

20th is just around the corner so you will not need money na

Also your phone, your lappy and other valuables

Waiting for your pm wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by hahn(m): 10:49am On Jan 02, 2017
MrPresident1:
New site of what huh You're building a church huh
E-church
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by hahn(m): 10:41am On Jan 02, 2017
MrPresident1:
But SirWere, isn't Hahn supposed to be more focused on the kingdom of God at this moment rather than money making? See our brother has misplaced his priorities grin
Are you not the same person who said that money will be used in heaven? And I need to bribe the angels there too wink

If he opens a church, what will he preach? Does he know the Bible, you sef what do you know in the Bible angry grin that you want to help out? Una wan open 419 church abi cool
I do not need to know much about the bible to be a pastor because most church members know little of the bible and it's their, and your, ignorance that give pastorpreneurs the edge to control, manipulate and exploit you in the name of an imaginary being smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by hahn(m): 10:39am On Jan 02, 2017
SirWere:
honing his moneymaking skills I guess tongue

If not for conscience, He should just open a church and invite nairaland atheists for "testimonies" and "excorcisms"......

I would be happy to help grin cheesy
That is this year's project

Working on a new site wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Last Chance For Atheist To Accept Jesus Or Else by hahn(m): 7:44am On Jan 02, 2017
felixomor:
Only a fool will be communicating in arabic on a Nigerian forum.
YOu didn't get the question

Do you serve Allah?

Does Allah have an illegitimate son named Jesus?
Crime › Re: Pablo Escobar, One Of The Richest And Most Dangerous Drug Lords Of All Time. by hahn(m): 7:43am On Jan 02, 2017
samsard:
Are they complaining about not having peace of mind?
Maybe you should read the story again undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Last Chance For Atheist To Accept Jesus Or Else by hahn(m): 6:10pm On Jan 01, 2017
felixomor:
Allah means "God" in arabic.

Are u google translator?
Do you serve Allah?

Does Allah have an illegitimate son named Jesus?
Christianity Etc › Re: How Did Demons Come Into Existence? Who Created Them? by hahn(m): 6:08pm On Jan 01, 2017
real691:
GOD created lucifer and he turned against HIM, HE created man and we turned against HIM, HE created angels and some turned against HIM............ GOD created all things good but some turned against their creator *simple* ..........
Did god know that the things he was about to create will eventually turn against him?
Christianity Etc › Re: Happy New Year My Adorable (un)believers. Hugs From Owerri by hahn(m): 5:59pm On Jan 01, 2017
Immorttal:
Shout outs to Frank317
Where this guy dey sef?
Pets › Re: Pet Insurance by hahn(m): 5:32pm On Jan 01, 2017
Immorttal:
Nnaa why the emoticon na. Happy New Year!!
In a country where human life insurance is not reliable you dey think of dog insurance. INstaed make you buy cow kill for the whole neighbourhood tongue

Happy new year bro grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Hell Exists Because God Loves You by hahn(m): 3:42pm On Jan 01, 2017
Rilwayne001:
He was a Deeper life member.
Deeper life is worse than CE
Christianity Etc › Re: Hell Exists Because God Loves You by hahn(m): 3:41pm On Jan 01, 2017
frosbel2:
Nope, you are mistaking me for someone else , I have never been to CE talk less of being a member

CE of all places and that 419 pastor of theirs ? cheesy
LOl

O
K
My bad
Christianity Etc › Re: If We Evolved From Monkeys, Why Are There Still Monkeys? by hahn(m): 3:41pm On Jan 01, 2017
coputa:
For ages, the blacks has been the subject of deceit and lies manufactured by white scientists.but with exposure and education,the blacks are now reasoning with their head.many of the theories propounded by Western scientists. are fairy tales.
Just like the theory of Jesus and Jehovah
Foreign Affairs › Re: Pics: Russian Plane Arrives U.S. To Evacuate 35 Expelled Diplomats & Families. by hahn(m): 3:40pm On Jan 01, 2017
Explorers:
Last Supper: Russia officials also revealed that one of the 35 diplomats is a Chef.

A photo of the last dinner for the diplomats was posted on Facebook with the caption: 'It's so difficult to remain diplomatic… but we will'
Kai and I was not invited cry
Pets › Re: Pet Insurance by hahn(m): 3:39pm On Jan 01, 2017
Immorttal:
Hello! Petlanders, I need a reputable Pet Insurance Company for my dog. Can anyone recommend a trusted firm.
cheesy grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Hell Exists Because God Loves You by hahn(m): 2:40pm On Jan 01, 2017
frosbel2:
Probably , but I am not one of his minions or followers.
But you were once a die hard CE member. What would you classify yourself at that time now?
Christianity Etc › Re: Hell Exists Because God Loves You by hahn(m): 1:41pm On Jan 01, 2017
frosbel2:
Oyaks ? Scammed ?

I think you have made a mistake !
Didn't you do that expose on Christ Embassy specifically healing world?
Christianity Etc › Re: Hell Exists Because God Loves You by hahn(m): 1:07pm On Jan 01, 2017
4kings:
See how you scattered that guys thread, telling him to hold ice block when he prays, wtf. grin
He said his hands were getting hot na. I didn't have a better advice tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Hell Exists Because God Loves You by hahn(m): 1:00pm On Jan 01, 2017
4kings:
Happy new year to you too ...

Hahn the comedian grin
tongue
Travel › Re: International Borders Around The World (pictures) by hahn(m): 1:00pm On Jan 01, 2017
ichommy:
Prophet Hahn don talk.

I claim it. No Offering for you sha.

We need to talk self. I will message on What'sapp.

How Madam?
She's cool. I dey online
Travel › Re: International Borders Around The World (pictures) by hahn(m): 12:38pm On Jan 01, 2017
ichommy:
Thanks for Creating this Thread DjAndroid.
Na this year you go win MrNairaland

Happy new year tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Hell Exists Because God Loves You by hahn(m): 12:38pm On Jan 01, 2017
4kings:
Well, what if this believe Is wrong, and as a result of less study of the Word of God as indicated by DoctorAlien.

Can you explain more with biblical references.
Happy new year 4kings
Christianity Etc › Re: Mark Zuckerberg Was NEVER An Atheist In The First Place . by hahn(m): 12:36pm On Jan 01, 2017
plaetton:
Happy New Year KingEbukasblog, and to EVERYONE in the Nairaland Religion Section.
May 2017 be prosperous , and bring out the best in all of us.

And lest I forget, may the ToothFairy grant your sincere wishes.
cheesy
Same to you bro

And may Sango continue to guide kingebukasblog from Jehovah's lunacy tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Hell Exists Because God Loves You by hahn(m): 12:29pm On Jan 01, 2017
frosbel2:
God is not crazy, the Sheep-maniacs are !
God is nonexistent. Since you discovered you were scammed by Oyaks, have you seen "God"?
Christianity Etc › Re: Dear Seun and Friends.. by hahn(m): 11:55am On Jan 01, 2017
MarieSucre:
Nope, he sounded condescending. We criticize religious people if they dismiss all our questions with "faith" or " I believe it so hence it is so". The same should be applied here. We must be even-handed in our criticism. He should at least explain his answers to the guy instead of just saying "delusion... delusion". I'm sure the guy will learn something new if he did that.
The guy has not even answered any of the questions put to him yet

And yes, those things he experienced are products of delusion. How wrong is that?
Events › Re: Happy New Year by hahn(m): 10:39am On Jan 01, 2017
SirWere:
Yes!! A happy new year to
platteon, hopefulLandlord, johnydon22, ichommy, hahn, lepasharon, decide,
ahh, what the heck;

shoutout extends to 4evergod, Muafrika2, damogul, Deepsight, LoJ, Sarassin; KingEbukasblog, Anas09 et al...

May 2017 be an intresting and fruitful year for us all




MrPresident1;
clock's ticking cheesy cheesy
I greet you specially

Bags packed waiting for Jesus to fail as usual tongue

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