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Christianity Etc › Re: Are You Afraid Of Hell? How To Throw Your Fear In The Trash Bin by hahn(m): 4:03pm On Jan 16, 2017
[quote author=olihilistic post=52856771][/quote]You know this grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Are You Afraid Of Hell? How To Throw Your Fear In The Trash Bin by hahn(m): 3:34pm On Jan 16, 2017
Immorttal:
imagine if this guy became agnostic or deist and see tgis write up. grin

thats how i laughed hard the other day while reading some of my comments as a christian. cheesy
I remember you used to sound very ignorant tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Are You Afraid Of Hell? How To Throw Your Fear In The Trash Bin by hahn(m): 3:32pm On Jan 16, 2017
Immorttal:
My Boss reserve 3 acres of land for me,. Forward your account number for expedite purchase. Due to my love for nature, i will prefer swampy areas just incase the hell gets hotter. grin
Hell is not hot bro. There has been mass reconstruction in hell. Why do you think Christians are always saying technology is from the devil? That is because most things used here were first used in hell and out of pity, the devil decided to teach humans. Too bad they do not appreciate it.

We only have luxury residence there and everywhere is cold. No swamps. All tarred roads with diamond encrusted street lamps

And we accept payment via bitcoin tongue
Travel › Re: 7 Tips On How To Survive A Water Crash by hahn(m): 1:01pm On Jan 16, 2017
Explorers:
The main thing is, don't go off the bridge.

Travel › Re: 7 Tips On How To Survive A Water Crash by hahn(m): 12:58pm On Jan 16, 2017
Funny but the op didn't mention "pray". Another proof that prayer is useless

Nice tips. People better learn how to swim asap
Christianity Etc › Re: Lazarus Muoka Orders The Arrest Of Naija’s Craziest Comedians For Expensive Joke by hahn(m): 12:32pm On Jan 16, 2017
Well truth hurts

Only in Nigeria will the police arrest someone for saying the truth about a fraudster

Why didn't Muoka just "pray" for god to do something. I guess he himself doesn't trust his god that much undecided

Pictures of the comedian in custody or Idonbelieveit tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Reasons Christianity Makes No Sense by hahn(op): 11:08pm On Jan 15, 2017
Fohlah:
To the poster







receive Brain in Jesus name
Receive brain in the name of the toothfairy smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Heaven Is Real... Hell Is Not A Fiction by hahn(m): 11:06pm On Jan 15, 2017
OneMoreSoul:
Where will I spend my eternity?
Hell or Heaven

Hell is a place of pain n anguish.
Heaven is a lovely place.

How do I know these?
My Bible tells me so.

I will by God's grace be delving into an exposition on these two eternal homes for all.

Starting off with HELL..
These are the questions we will be trashing out:

Is HELL real?
What are the Qualifications into HELL?
How does HELL look like? and
Will I end up in HELL?

MAY GOD GUIDE US... AMEN
Do you have pictures of heaven and hell?

Kindly share with us if you do

Thank you

Waiting in anticipation
Christianity Etc › Re: Mob Destroys Church Of Benin Pastor Accused Of Sleeping With Married Woman. PICS by hahn(m): 10:33pm On Jan 15, 2017
kingebukasblog, felixomor, winner01, image123 come and see una people in the lord cheesy grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Seun Please Read This by hahn(m): 10:12pm On Jan 15, 2017
bolt000:
Isnt the 'lack of belief' something you choose to 'believe' due to insufficient evidence, you get my point? fyi i'm also an atheist, no need to come at me.
No, you actually chose to DISbelieve due to insufficient evidence
Christianity Etc › Re: Are You Afraid Of Hell? How To Throw Your Fear In The Trash Bin by hahn(m): 3:10pm On Jan 15, 2017
Lennycool:
That's against the rules na they did not qualify.
Not unless they bribed there way into heaven.
Even angels body no be firewood grin
They entered by it's "grace" wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Are You Afraid Of Hell? How To Throw Your Fear In The Trash Bin by hahn(m): 3:09pm On Jan 15, 2017
CHARLOE:
grin just wondering if dark matter has got any satirical cartoon like this.
@hardmirror, if there's any, plz post links
Lol. Unless darkmatter is a Nigerian I doubt he does grin
Food › Re: Photos : See The Big Fishes This Nairalander Bought In Lagos by hahn(m): 3:09pm On Jan 15, 2017
eyinjuege:
And I'm sure you're atheist. undecided *rolls eyes*
He may have bought and paid for the fish, but that doesnt mean its his money he used.
He might have been sent to get big fish because he knows where they sell it.

If you'd bothered to read the body of his post, he said categorically he was going to enjoy his own share meaning he didn't own all the fish, but is entitled to a part of it.
Lol. See post full of assumptions *feeling dizzy*

I deserve the right to know the full story and I don't jump into conclusions undecided
Food › Re: Photos : See The Big Fishes This Nairalander Bought In Lagos by hahn(m): 3:08pm On Jan 15, 2017
Azumoney44:
I Did My Self, Its For Engagement Special Cooking
How much did you pay for it?
Food › Re: Photos : See The Big Fishes This Nairalander Bought In Lagos by hahn(m): 2:38pm On Jan 15, 2017
Harinholar:
grin ur question funny die!!!! how did u expect him to answer that...?
Still waiting grin
Food › Re: Photos : See The Big Fishes This Nairalander Bought In Lagos by hahn(m): 2:38pm On Jan 15, 2017
eyinjuege:
He never said he paid for them.

Rather said he was going to enjoy his own share.

This is really eja nla
The topic says "See The Big Fishes This Nairalander Bought In Lagos"

Tell me how he could have bought them without paying for them. That is how they deceive you guys. I am sure you are a Christian undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Are You Afraid Of Hell? How To Throw Your Fear In The Trash Bin by hahn(m): 2:36pm On Jan 15, 2017
Lennycool:
Haba Hahn only you is monopolizing all the resources in hell. grin
You don carry this your naija life reach there
grin
I hope you know Nigerian politicians are already there and more will join. They will certainly give you a challenge.
Nigerian politicians end up in heaven. Singing for eternity without booze, young girls to sleep with and funds to loot is more than enough punishment for them
Food › Re: Photos : See The Big Fishes This Nairalander Bought In Lagos by hahn(m): 12:51pm On Jan 15, 2017
SIRmanjar:
The fine boy be fine lieya..Im say im buy d fish but im no look like person wey fit buy d fish..Even rich family man go tink am twice..All those fishes u see dere iz worth hundreds of thousand..so wot iz a yung boy doing with dem..abi im wan use am host new yam festival?
I tire o
Food › Re: Photos : See The Big Fishes This Nairalander Bought In Lagos by hahn(m): 12:50pm On Jan 15, 2017
Azumoney44:
1500 Each
And you are? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Photo - What A Magnificent Church Building! by hahn(m): 12:36pm On Jan 15, 2017
Oshodi undecided
Food › Re: Photos : See The Big Fishes This Nairalander Bought In Lagos by hahn(m): 12:22pm On Jan 15, 2017
Azumoney44:
1500 Each
Did you pay for it or did your bosses pay for it?
Christianity Etc › Re: What Kind Of Atheist Am I? by hahn(m): 12:13pm On Jan 15, 2017
VeloCipes:
My dad is a pastor, and its safe to say I grew up with a strong christian background. We had a church and I was never interested in the whole church razzmatazz, this was probably based on my person, as I don't like being in a crowd for too long or so I thought. After I finished my secondary education, for some reasons, mainly educational, I had to separate from my parents.


Just like every other people I have always prayed and hoped for certain things which never came to pass, and for that reason I stopped believing in the existence of God, took it a step further when I stopped going to church. I was living everyday as it came, and believed I would have to work for whatever I desired.


I've always known that a person who doesn't believe in a supreme being is an atheist, I played with the dictionary a lot when I was much younger and I learnt that word unconsciously. Due to my religious upbringing I could not actually deny the existence of God completely and at the same time I was flirting with atheism.


In my mind, I just wanted proof to my doubts. I consistently seek answers. Until about 3 years ago I came across the word "Agnosticism" and it clicked - This is who I am. An Agnostic is a person who is not sure whether or not God exists or who believes that we cannot know whether God exist or not.


Can also mean someone who continuously seek to find answers to God's existence.
Agnostics sit on the fence

Some atheists believe agnostics are cowards who chose to be on the "safe side"
Education › Re: List Of Top 25 Universities In Africa In 2017 Ranked By Times Higher Education by hahn(m): 12:00pm On Jan 15, 2017
mrmrmister:
Where's great ife?
Africa's most beautuful campus grin grin
For una mind

Even you guys know that the Nigerian education system is whack
Food › Re: Photos : See The Big Fishes This Nairalander Bought In Lagos by hahn(m): 11:58am On Jan 15, 2017
pembisco:
Grow up pls, you'll have claimed the op just got random pics claiming he bought the fishes.
No be him buy am. Can't you see those Chinese people at the back? The op dey lie abeg
Food › Re: Photos : See The Big Fishes This Nairalander Bought In Lagos by hahn(m): 11:58am On Jan 15, 2017
troylaurenz:
These fishes were caught in Lagos, Nigeria and not IMPORTED.

This country has been blessed so well, it is a pity we import everything we consume these days.


Well, let me enjoy my own share of this eja


cc @lalasticlala
Are you sure it is not your Chinese bosses that you refused to show their faces that actually "paid" for it while you are just a witness?

How much did you pay for them?

undecided
Education › Re: List Of Top 25 Universities In Africa In 2017 Ranked By Times Higher Education by hahn(m): 11:56am On Jan 15, 2017
All these people above shouting fake list like you wouldn't jump at the opportunity to attend a school outside Nigerian borders

Hypocritical as usual undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by hahn(m): 11:42am On Jan 15, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
*He realises the land had been willed to my daughter*

*He cries that he killed me for nothing*
Unfortunately you made payment to a scammer. Both of you have no land tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by hahn(m): 11:41am On Jan 15, 2017
Jesus was too stupid to swim so he decided to walk on water instead tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Are You Afraid Of Hell? How To Throw Your Fear In The Trash Bin by hahn(m): 11:40am On Jan 15, 2017
benzics:
lol, sounds fun, shey the pool will be very cold ba? Cuz you know after burning in a hot fire, you need a cool place to chill out. Oya add it grin cheesy
No more fire in hell. We were able to create a leak at the bottom of the atlantic and that put out all the fire. The only fire available is from biogas.

Everything will cost $1b
Christianity Etc › Re: Are You Afraid Of Hell? How To Throw Your Fear In The Trash Bin by hahn(m): 11:24am On Jan 15, 2017
benzics:
How many acres of land would be okay for a 6bedroom all ensuite duplex? grin
Plus swimming pool, roller coaster rides, water slides?
Christianity Etc › Re: Are You Afraid Of Hell? How To Throw Your Fear In The Trash Bin by hahn(m): 11:03am On Jan 15, 2017
jonbellion:
lol
You can be a landlord at last
Hahn I don book my own too oo
But first I need price
What do you need? We have customized prices
Christianity Etc › Re: Are You Afraid Of Hell? How To Throw Your Fear In The Trash Bin by hahn(m): 11:03am On Jan 15, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
Na 35 acres me want o
1 acre is $1m

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