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Christianity Etc › Re: Happy Birthday Johnnydon22(aka Johnnysky) by hahn(m): 1:54pm On Dec 28, 2015
Happy bday @ johnnydon22! Sorry it's coming late.

May all the 5000 gods bless you and make you bigger tongue
Romance › Re: My Friend's Definition Of WOMAN by hahn(op): 12:10pm On Dec 24, 2015
daretodiffer:
Yep

Including is mother rightcheesy
Yep. And yours too grin

Mine is also included tongue
Romance › Re: My Friend's Definition Of WOMAN by hahn(op): 8:29am On Dec 24, 2015
daretodiffer:
Yep

Including is mother rightcheesy
Lol. I asked him the exact same question grin
Romance › Re: My Friend's Definition Of WOMAN by hahn(op): 10:34pm On Dec 23, 2015
johnydon22:
Hahn that guy is a moro_n
Lol. I dey tell you. Confirm mad man grin
Romance › My Friend's Definition Of WOMAN by hahn(op): 10:11pm On Dec 23, 2015
Hey y'all, this is how my friend defined WOMAN. What do you think?

W- Wicked
O- Original trouble
M- Money demanding
A- Always depending
N- Never grateful


Guys, what do you think?
Christianity Etc › Re: Murder In The Bible by hahn(op): 8:26pm On Dec 23, 2015
BETATRON:
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Com grin
Christianity Etc › Murder In The Bible by hahn(op): 8:06pm On Dec 23, 2015
Murder in the Bible
 
    The act of murder is rampant in the Bible.  In much of the Bible, especially the Old Testament, there are laws that command that people be killed for absurd reasons such as working on the Sabbath, being gay, cursing your parents, or not being a virgin on your wedding night.  In addition to these crazy and immoral laws, there are plenty of examples of God's irrationality by his direct killing of many people for reasons that defy any rational explanation such as killing children who make fun of bald people, and the killing of a man who tried to keep the ark of God from falling during transport.  There are also countless examples of mass murders commanded by God, including the murder of women, infants, and children.
 
    The following passages are a very small percentage of the total passages approving of murder in the Bible.  They are divided here into three parts: 1) Capital Punishment Crimes, 2) God's Murders for Stupid Reasons, 3) Murdering Children, and 4) Miscellaneous Murders.  This list is long, but it barely scratches the surface of all the murders approved of in the Bible.
 
1) Capital Punishment Crimes:
 
Kill People Who Don't Listen to Priests
    Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death.  Such evil must be purged from Israel.  (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)
 
Kill Witches
    You should not let a sorceress live.  (Exodus 22:17 NAB)
 
Kill Homosexuals
    "If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives."  (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)
 
Kill Fortunetellers
    A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death.  (Leviticus 20:27 NAB)
 
Death for Hitting Dad
    Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death.  (Exodus 21:15 NAB)
 
Death for Cursing Parents
    1) If one curses his father or mother, his lamp will go out at the coming of darkness.  (Proverbs 20:20 NAB)
    2) All who curse their father or mother must be put to death.  They are guilty of a capital offense.  (Leviticus 20:9 NLT)
 
Death for Adultery
    If a man commits adultery with another man's wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death.  (Leviticus 20:10 NLT)
 
Death for Fornication
    A priest's daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also, shall be burned to death.  (Leviticus 21:9 NAB)
 
Death to Followers of Other Religions
    Whoever sacrifices to any god, except the Lord alone, shall be doomed.  (Exodus 22:19 NAB)
 
Kill Nonbelievers
    They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.  (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)
 
Kill False Prophets
    If a man still prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall say to him, "You shall not live, because you have spoken a lie in the name of the Lord."  When he prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall thrust him through.  (Zechariah 13:3 NAB)
 
Kill the Entire Town if One Person Worships Another God
    Suppose you hear in one of the towns the LORD your God is giving you that some worthless rabble among you have led their fellow citizens astray by encouraging them to worship foreign gods.  In such cases, you must examine the facts carefully.  If you find it is true and can prove that such a detestable act has occurred among you, you must attack that town and completely destroy all its inhabitants, as well as all the livestock.  Then you must pile all the plunder in the middle of the street and burn it.  Put the entire town to the torch as a burnt offering to the LORD your God.  That town must remain a ruin forever; it may never be rebuilt.  Keep none of the plunder that has been set apart for destruction.  Then the LORD will turn from his fierce anger and be merciful to you.  He will have compassion on you and make you a great nation, just as he solemnly promised your ancestors.  "The LORD your God will be merciful only if you obey him and keep all the commands I am giving you today, doing what is pleasing to him."  (Deuteronomy 13:13-19 NLT)
 
Kill Women Who Are Not Virgins On Their Wedding Night
    But if this charge is true (that she wasn't a virgin on her wedding night), and evidence of the girls virginity is not found, they shall bring the girl to the entrance of her fathers house and there her townsman shall stone her to death, because she committed a crime against Israel by her unchasteness in her father's house.  Thus shall you purge the evil from your midst.  (Deuteronomy  22:20-21 NAB)
 
Kill Followers of Other Religions.
    1) If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods, whom you and your fathers have not known, gods of any other nations, near at hand or far away, from one end of the earth to the other: do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him.  Your hand shall be the first raised to slay him; the rest of the people shall join in with you.  You shall stone him to death, because he sought to lead you astray from the Lord, your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, that place of slavery.  And all Israel, hearing of this, shall fear and never do such evil as this in your midst.  (Deuteronomy 13:7-12 NAB)
 
    2) Suppose a man or woman among you, in one of your towns that the LORD your God is giving you, has done evil in the sight of the LORD your God and has violated the covenant by serving other gods or by worshiping the sun, the moon, or any of the forces of heaven, which I have strictly forbidden.  When you hear about it, investigate the matter thoroughly. If it is true that this detestable thing has been done in Israel, then that man or woman must be taken to the gates of the town and stoned to death.  (Deuteronomy 17:2-5 NLT)
 
Death for Blasphemy
    One day a man who had an Israelite mother and an Egyptian father got into a fight with one of the Israelite men.  During the fight, this son of an Israelite woman blasphemed the LORD's name.  So the man was brought to Moses for judgment.  His mother's name was Shelomith. She was the daughter of Dibri of the tribe of Dan.  They put the man in custody until the LORD's will in the matter should become clear.  Then the LORD said to Moses, "Take the blasphemer outside the camp, and tell all those who heard him to lay their hands on his head.  Then let the entire community stone him to death.  Say to the people of Israel: Those who blaspheme God will suffer the consequences of their guilt and be punished.  Anyone who blasphemes the LORD's name must be stoned to death by the whole community of Israel.  Any Israelite or foreigner among you who blasphemes the LORD's name will surely die.  (Leviticus 24:10-16 NLT)
 
Kill False Prophets
    1) Suppose there are prophets among you, or those who have dreams about the future, and they promise you signs or miracles,  and the predicted signs or miracles take place.  If the prophets then say, 'Come, let us worship the gods of foreign nations,' do not listen to them.  The LORD your God is testing you to see if you love him with all your heart and soul.  Serve only the LORD your God and fear him alone.  Obey his commands, listen to his voice, and cling to him.  The false prophets or dreamers who try to lead you astray must be put to death, for they encourage rebellion against the LORD your God, who brought you out of slavery in the land of Egypt.  Since they try to keep you from following the LORD your God, you must execute them to remove the evil from among you.  (Deuteronomy 13:1-5 NLT)
 
    2) But any prophet who claims to give a message from another god or who falsely claims to speak for me must die.'  You may wonder, 'How will we know whether the prophecy is from the LORD or not?'  If the prophet predicts something in the LORD's name and it does not happen, the LORD did not give the message.  That prophet has spoken on his own and need not be feared.  (Deuteronomy 18:20-22 NLT)
 
Infidels and Gays Should Die
    So God let them go ahead and do whatever shameful things their hearts desired.  As a result, they did vile and degrading things with each other's bodies.  Instead of believing what they knew was the truth about God, they deliberately chose to believe lies.  So they worshiped the things God made but not the Creator himself, who is to be praised forever.  Amen.  That is why God abandoned them to their shameful desires.  Even the women turned against the natural way to have sex and instead indulged in sex with each other.  And the men, instead of having normal sexual relationships with women, burned with lust for each other.  Men did shameful things with other men and, as a result, suffered within themselves the penalty they so richly deserved.  When they refused to acknowledge God, he abandoned them to their evil minds and let them do things that should never be done.  Their lives became full of every kind of wickedness, sin, greed, hate, envy, murder, fighting, deception, malicious behavior, and gossip.  They are backstabbers, haters of God, insolent, proud, and boastful.  They are forever inventing new ways of sinning and are disobedient to their parents.  They refuse to understand, break their promises, and are heartless and unforgiving.  They are fully aware of God's death penalty for those who do these things, yet they go right ahead and do them anyway.  And, worse yet, they encourage others to do them, too.  (Romans 1:24-32 NLT)
 
Kill Anyone who Approaches the Tabernacle
    For the LORD had said to Moses, 'Exempt the tribe of Levi from the census; do not include them when you count the rest of the Israelites.  You must put the Levites in charge of the Tabernacle of the Covenant, along with its furnishings and equipment.  They must carry the Tabernacle and its equipment as you travel, and they must care for it and camp around it.  Whenever the Tabernacle is moved, the Levites will take it down and set it up again.  Anyone else who goes too near the Tabernacle will be executed.'  (Numbers 1:48-51 NLT)
 
Kill People for Working on the Sabbath
    The LORD then gave these further instructions to Moses: 'Tell the people of Israel to keep my Sabbath day, for the Sabbath is a sign of the covenant between me and you forever.  It helps you to remember that I am the LORD, who makes you holy.  Yes, keep the Sabbath day, for it is holy.  Anyone who desecrates it must die; anyone who works on that day will be cut off from the community.  Work six days only, but the seventh day must be a day of total rest.  I repeat: Because the LORD considers it a holy day, anyone who works on the Sabbath must be put to death.'  (Exodus 31:12-15 NLT)
 
 
2) God's Murders for Stupid Reasons:
 
Kill Brats
    From there Elisha went up to Bethel.  While he was on his way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him.  "Go up baldhead," they shouted, "go up baldhead!"  The prophet turned and saw them, and he cursed them in the name of the Lord.  Then two shebears came out of the woods and tore forty two of the children to pieces.  (2 Kings 2:23-24 NAB)
 
God Kills the Curious 
    And he smote of the men of Beth-shemesh, because they had looked into the ark of Jehovah, he smote of the people seventy men, `and' fifty thousand men; and the people mourned, because Jehovah had smitten the people with a great slaughter.  And the men of Beth-shemesh said, Who is able to stand before Jehovah, this holy God? and to whom shall he go up from us?   (1Samuel 6:19-20 ASV)
 
Killed by a Lion
    Meanwhile, the LORD instructed one of the group of prophets to say to another man, "Strike me!"  But the man refused to strike the prophet.  Then the prophet told him, "Because you have not obeyed the voice of the LORD, a lion will kill you as soon as you leave me."  And sure enough, when he had gone, a lion attacked and killed him.  (1 Kings 20:35-36 NLT)
 
Killing the Good Samaritan
    The ark of God was placed on a new cart and taken away from the house of Abinadab on the hill.  Uzzah and Ahio, sons of Abinadab guided the cart, with Ahio walking before it, while David and all the Israelites made merry before the Lord with all their strength, with singing and with citharas, harps, tambourines, sistrums, and cymbals.
    When they came to the threshing floor of Nodan, Uzzah reached out his hand to the ark of God to steady it, for the oxen were making it tip.  But the Lord was angry with Uzzah; God struck him on that spot, and he died there before God.  (2 Samuel 6:3-7 NAB)
 
 
3) Murdering Children
 
Kill Sons of Sinners
    Make ready to slaughter his sons for the guilt of their fathers; Lest they rise and posses the earth, and fill the breadth of the world with tyrants.  (Isaiah 14:21 NAB)
 
God Will Kill Children
    The glory of Israel will fly away like a bird, for your children will die at birth or perish in the womb or never even be conceived.  Even if your children do survive to grow up, I will take them from you.  It will be a terrible day when I turn away and leave you alone.  I have watched Israel become as beautiful and pleasant as Tyre.  But now Israel will bring out her children to be slaughtered."  O LORD, what should I request for your people?  I will ask for wombs that don't give birth and breasts that give no milk.  The LORD says, "All their wickedness began at Gilgal; there I began to hate them.  I will drive them from my land because of their evil actions.  I will love them no more because all their leaders are rebels.  The people of Israel are stricken.  Their roots are dried up; they will bear no more fruit.  And if they give birth, I will slaughter their beloved children."  (Hosea 9:11-16 NLT)
 
Source: http://www.evilbible.com/Murder.htm
Christianity Etc › Re: Merry Christmas Greetings from Paul by hahn(m): 8:58am On Dec 21, 2015
scholes0:
Thanks, Ore mi.
And merry christmas and a happy new year to you too (In advance).
Have a blessed holiday filled with all the fun in the world. grin
Same to you bro
Business › Re: Christian Home Business Opportunity by hahn(m): 8:44am On Dec 21, 2015
Nice. I like this. grin

2) You will receive a 90% commission per referral.


What will be receiving commission for? undecided
Business To Business › Re: HolarDeb.org Nairaland CUSTOMER SUPPORT by hahn(m): 8:43am On Dec 21, 2015
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Agriculture › Re: What You Need To Know About The God Factor In Farming Business Success by hahn(m): 7:57am On Dec 21, 2015
plaetton:
shocked
God factor in farming huh

In this 2015?
shocked

Silly Africans and their really pathetic superstitions. undecided

Explains why we cannot feed our population, import toothpicks, wooden furniture and frozen fish.

Pathetic.
Lol grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Dark Side Of Christmas: Nimrod's Tree And The Worship Of The Anunnaki by hahn(m): 7:55am On Dec 21, 2015
acenazt:
I still don't know Why people practice Christianity. The more you read the more you see the bullshit it represents. If you feel christian enough,Go make a search on The Sumerian, Babylonian, mesopotamian religions. You'd see they all predate even judaism and christianity yet they have stories featured in the Old testament. Now am wondering who did the Photo copy and editing cos the Bible is purely work of Copy art. Take and compare Noah's story with the Epic of Gilgamesh and the story of Enki and the Deluge. You'd see you are wasting precious time and recourses Practising Nonsense. NO RELIGION IS WORTH PRACTICING.
Do Christians even read their bible aside from the verses pastors choose to use to deceive their flock on Sundays in church? undecided

Ignorance is bliss
Christianity Etc › Re: Merry Christmas Greetings from Paul by hahn(m): 7:33am On Dec 21, 2015
sonOfLucifer:
grin grin Merry christmas to you too my friend AaIneqguinea.


sHoutout to weigraf, hahn grin
HCpaul:
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM HCPAUL




John (Johnnydon22)

Ife (Ifeness)

Kevoh

Krattos

Malvisguy

Hahn

Winner01

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And many more pals.



To+God+be+the+Glory.+Amen!+
Merry Christmas also to:

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Politics › Re: GAIN Poll Shows Buhari Government With 63% Approval Ratings by hahn(m): 8:25pm On Dec 20, 2015
Chubhie:
Is this the statistics they are using to deceive Bubu and isolate him from current reality?
Who did the survery because I cannot remember anyone asking me for my opinion undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: No Real Atheist In Nigeria by hahn(m): 8:11pm On Dec 19, 2015
ichommy:
Really? i dey miss gan niyen o wink will send PM
I just added you grin
Christianity Etc › Re: No Real Atheist In Nigeria by hahn(m): 7:55pm On Dec 19, 2015
ichommy:
undecided undecided
Send me your whatsapp number so I can add you to the whatsapp "nairaland freethinkers" group. Better yarn dey go on there grin
Christianity Etc › Re: No Real Atheist In Nigeria by hahn(m): 7:26pm On Dec 19, 2015
ichommy:
grin grin grin Funny. Am speechless. Hahn come and see.
You no see who be op? Mtchew undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Renouncing My Christian Faith by hahn(m): 7:20pm On Dec 19, 2015
Chubhie:
Hahn, come and see your handwork.
Bro, the op is confused undecided
Business › Re: How Many Hours Do You Work A Day? A Lesson From Dangote by hahn(op): 7:45pm On Dec 18, 2015
Chubhie:
Hahn, where have you been. You went ghost mode thinking Dasuki will rat on you.
Lol. Wetin man go do na. I've just been chilling o. I heard the naira is exploring for oil. How's your end?
Business › Re: How Many Hours Do You Work A Day? A Lesson From Dangote by hahn(op): 7:42pm On Dec 18, 2015
AllNaijaBlogger:
A young man will struggle to work 18 hours from monday to friday, not to talk of an old man.


Guy, I respect you (because of your posts on the religion section)



But please, stop the lies
Lol. No be me write am na besides from nonsense we gain sense.
Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Always Dresses Nice Then See This by hahn(m): 7:38pm On Dec 18, 2015
Oahray:
lol. This bros sef. I think we all jump to conclusions at times sha. Just that some are grasshoppers while others are kangaroos.

I just want to understand her viewpoint. Let's say I'm curious to know how I missed the point she saw. I do not think she has a comprehension problem. Even if I'm wrong, it wouldn't be because she's a woman. smiley
You have a point sha. Quote me when she replies
Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Always Dresses Nice Then See This by hahn(m): 2:56pm On Dec 18, 2015
Oahray:
madam, which part of the pic inspired this your assertion? Quote the part.
Those ladies obviously have comprehenshion problems undecided

Besides, women have been known to jump into conclusion
Business › Re: How Many Hours Do You Work A Day? A Lesson From Dangote by hahn(op): 2:38pm On Dec 18, 2015
dearpreye:
SMH! That's the real intelligence we're talking about.
Boss! I see you grin
Business › How Many Hours Do You Work A Day? A Lesson From Dangote by hahn(op): 2:27pm On Dec 18, 2015
Got this from a friend on bbm

Aliko Dangote personally works 18 hours daily. He has about 12,000 workers, each giving him at least 8 hours daily.

Mathematically; 12,000 times 8 equals 96000 hours daily.

Dangote's 18 hours plus 96,000 hours equals 96018 hours! So every day Aliko Dangote works over 96,000 hours. And his net worth is 18.3 billion USD (NOT NAIRA).

How many hours did you say you work again? and what is your net worthhuh?

#WorthEthics #VVF #Leverage
Here's the link to his fb: www.facebook.com/whitfieldShelton
Christianity Etc › Re: Woman Wins $1million Lotto Jackpot After Atheist Son Prays For Prize by hahn(m): 11:45am On Dec 18, 2015
And "it" could do nothing about https://www.nairaland.com/2808230/shocking-world-tragedies-2015. What an incompetent thing to serve undecided

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