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Dekatron:
Both need help





Non is different - They are both delusional, hypocrites & egocentric

And this is coming from a Muslim

ssweetorgasm:
read it very well, according to historian fact, when the prophet muhammed wanted to die in his last days, he told his people(islam) to meet the people(christians) of the white(JESUS) to learn more and gain more knowledge about GOD(allah).

Lol. And how exactly does this information benefit the average African.

Allah is still going to send you to hell for believing in Christ. E get wetin dem dey call am sha but I haven't read the Quran before sha

ssweetorgasm:
lol where is allah in the bible?

Where is Jesus in the Quran?

ssweetorgasm:
lol only when im guilty

You are guilty of serving Jesus so Allah will send you to hell

ssweetorgasm:
lol bro d moniker does nt reflect my holliness and faithfullness towards GOD, its only a moniker, what matters is my heart and character and i know that if the world was to end at this minute, i am going to HEAVEN.

Allah will still send you to hell. So buckle up

Lalasticlala, help this guy na.

Password: Tonto Dike

ichommy:
Am willing to go to hell Sir, just before my Operamini Crash. Let me share a gist with U.

My GF is V and she hammer it to my ear dat no sex till after marriage, which i agree. Why? Because i respect people opinion. I agree cos i know Adaora, OmoLara, Ebere, juliet will help
as per d Hell am available.
Where is Johnydon22? And Bros menesheh and hahn. Some is scaring me with hell

johnydon22, your GF is aware u re an Atheist? *wink*

Guy, you're funny. You mean someone with the moniker ssweetorgasm is threatening you with hell and it's bothering you? He better pray to his god that one of the angels don't have a nairaland account because I am damn sure his monike will disqualify him

My wife was raised in a staunch christian home and we argue once in a while about god and co. Apparently, she's beginning to realise that she doesn't know much about her religion and also starting to see her religion for what it really is, a myth, and her god for what it really is, a figment of one's imagination

Don't mind that dude. We are going to rock hell like kilode

thankyouJesus:
Good evening all, susprise by the topic? Don't be. Circumstances at home are not palatable, in a bid to navigate my family from beging led me to this. Go here for brief introduction (www.nairaland.com/2268002/life-glance).
In a bid to prevent tears writing this, this is a brief summary of my mum;
1. She is good in English (the writing and understanding part but not the speaking).
2. She is good in analytical tasks eg calculating, projecting etc (due to her background in managing her shop).
3. She is a woman of intergrity, accountability and transparency.
I really wish to go on but, my emotions are betraying me.
All I plead for is not money but a place for my mum to earn.
Thank you.

I am sure people will like to know your location, her work/business experience, educational qualifications etc. Just elaborate a bit more and someone might be able to help.

Meanwhile, what about you? What do you do or what can you do? I follow you here on nl and your write ups aren't bad plus you sound intelligent.

Forget the shame or pain you might feel. At least you have the courage to put this online. One day you'll show this thread to people who doubt your struggle.

One love

lalasticlala:
Lol. Actually, he recently veered into singing in his bathroom and now owns a record label... He disclosed that in his recent interview.

Ok, I get it

lalasticlala:
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8. Don't post false information on Nairaland.

Which song did Saint Obi sing and where did he sing it?

Over to the wailers and wailettes

I have to say this, you atheists on this forum are becoming a real nuisance. Whether you believe it or not the Lord has revealed some things to me.

Here goes:

Two great big rams will get into a fight
Someone will pour water into a cup but some of it will spill on the table
Ants will eat up a great big cockroach
A lizard will try to cross an expressway but Nepa will take the light
Someone will have cough but will be healed
A woman will meet a man and they will get married
There will be flood after rain
The sky will change colors from blue to white to black
Jesus will come on the day the sun and the moon shine together at midday

For more revelations pm me

The Lord is good

UyiIredia:
Mark this comment you made to johnnydon22.

Lol. I am not surprised that comprehension eludes you

johnydon22:
[b] This thread betrays a lot of flaws in belief.. It betrays a lot of idiocy in Religious beliefs..

The alleged creator of the universe is threatening punny humans with violence and torture in order to get belief and worship from them...Such childishness, insecurity, sadism and all round absurdity on the part of the alleged all powerful creator of the universe.. even a human has never been such childish.

As to be threatening people begging them for belief or burn them..

People don't always realize how they ridicule and make nonsense of their own God concept and religion.

This is one of the reasons i can never in my life hold such a belief as an Abrahamic one.

People able to conceive a hateful, wrathful, vengeful God with chronic anger issues and insecurities that is going to burn anyone who do not believe as they do in a literal fire.

I can never conceive such evil in my heart let alone believe it..

Everyone here do not really need to know your religion inside out, but as long as it involves some barbaric childish angry God that is vying to burn people in a literal fire because they don't believe it or hurt it's ego.

Tells us everything we need to know about you, your religion and the God it professes..

I have wooed many girls in my life and if i recall correctly i have never said
to any of them "I love you, love me back or i hurt you" any sane mind will
see that everything should be wrong in that statement.
The very idea of me hurting her if she doesn't love me back nullifies my
confession of love for her.

Take another look at that statement, it is a blackmail and an abusive word. I
have threatened her so it is a blackmail, if she doesn't love me back i will
hurt her. It is a sheer blackmail giving her two nonsensical choices.

Now this is one of the reasons religious people do not know that they
themselves ridicule their God concepts even more than atheists, We have seen
everything wrong in the statement i presented above, but then again let us
show the very large scaled way this is used.…

God says "I love you, if you don't love me back i will burn you in hell forever"
Am sure everyone can now see everything wrong in this, it is blackmail, it is
blatant abuse and the very sadistic idea of punishing someone because they
don't reciprocate your love reveals egoism at a chronic level, it is barbaric as
well as it is repulsive and blatantly implausible.

Yet they want us to swallow that a perfect being operates within such childish egoism and abusive ways.
Come to think of it, God should be perfect right? Yes Yes God is perfect. God
is omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, He is even omniperfect.

This very idea of perfection is a flaw in the character people have heaped on
their different God concepts. Let us see how.
God is perfect, perfection needs nothing. A circle needs nothing added to it to
make it 360°. At 360° a circle is perfect and it is impossible to add even 1°
and if you take away 1° and makes it 359° it ceases to be a circle.

So God is perfect, God needs nothing, you can never add anything to it neither
can you take away, perfection is just perfection.
If this is the case and God is perfect, this surely means such being needs
nothing like Worship, reverence, acknowledgement, praise and all these
because it is just perfect.

If God is perfect it simply means that all the worship and reverence etc are
useless because he doesn't need them, unless you assert it is not perfect
then i will agree it needs them to feed his ego and so feel important.

But religions drag their God concept too low to a level that it needs worship
and acknowledgement on daily basis, needs it real bad even threatens people
with eternal torture if you fail to give it, this very quality betrays the idea of
perfection and drags down the God concept to the state of Egoism,
Narcissism, sadism and all round imperfect.....

"Believe i exist and i reward you, disbelieve and i will hurt you so bad forever
in an eternal roasting fire" Can abuse and blackmail get any cheaper?

https://www.nairaland.com/2496350/questioning-implausibilities-giving-reason-chance

This thread affirms the reason people hold these beliefs is because of fear not because they really think there is a god, they just have to believe with fear so to escape a mythical burning torture chamber for people who don't.

You can only diminish your ability to live with such disturbing beliefs.. [/b]

Hungerbad, shebi I tell you say person go reply this thread

Person wey no believe in god na him wan fear hell?

Either way, I'd rather go to hell than be stuck in heaven with people with such mindsets as the op and the ftc. From their comments it is obvious that place is going to be boring and filled with religiotards

masseratti:
he was being sarcastic bro.

Don't mind me. I took it too seriously

Sheikwonder:
I think you are miscontruing the author.

I think he meant holier in the sense that Africans have generally taken Christianity and Islam too far,much more than those who originally practised it.

To put it in local parlance:

"Africa don carry oyinbo mata for head"...

I guess I am taking things too seriously this morning

Idrismusty97:
That's my point, Yet we are holier .

donbenie:
It's called SARCASM,the guy was being sarcastic in his statement,meaning he's projecting the direct opposite of what you thought he meant..

Arielle:
Guess you didn't see his tongue firmly in his cheek eh?

rezy15:
You didn't even understand the sarcasm in his statement. Smh.

I guess I am taking things too seriously this morning

Idrismusty97:
Both Africa Muslims and Christians are now more holier than the people who brought the religion for them.

Really? Care to prove this?

Let me start, Europeans have fewer corrupt officials and a working society and they don't burn suspected thieves in broad daylight.

Nigerians have at least 90% corrupt officials since 1960, nothing works and we burn thieves at the slightest accusation.

Your turn

importexpert:
10. Start A Blog

When you start a blog it boosts your personal authority. A blog keeps you connected with your customers helps to keep your website recognized by the search engines as they have a preference for websites that are regularly updated.

stay glued to nairaland for more. less i forget, this is a product of my last 2hrs or so . please if you must use it, link it back to this thread. as always, your questions are highly welcome

I did this on my e-commerce website and someone told me that it didn't make sense. I laugh in chinese

Nice post

basilo101:
Europe was continuously balkanized to produce homogenous nation until the 90's. Are u more united than Europe? Is unity forced on ppl or achievd by mutual consent?

Truly, unity can only be achieved by mutual consent. However, here in Africa every ethnic group is formed by different tribes. Even among the Igbos, there will be tribal issues after if Biafra is achieved and it will surprise you to find out that Ibos don't really like each other that much either. Besides, Ibos are ill prepared to govern a new nation, from my stand point at least. But what do I know?

annyplenty:
I believe in Him. I believe Him.

Good for you

Patience Jonathan

RobinHez:
I can just imagine the expression on the faces of the white men while they follow this story...

From the 'unfenced park' to the eating of the lion.

I feel we are stuck in the year 1 BC

What do you expect from roads in the middle of bushes that are filled with pot holes, hungry police officers and lack street lights, drainage systems, stand by ambulances and helicopters to transport accident victims?

Richiy:
And they will get the card at most by Monday right? Me that applied since August in NIMC office still have not gotten a reply. And I need that card.

I did mine in 2013 and I still haven't gotten it

LRNZH:
Double post

LRNZH:
Alot of people on this side of the world are mentally lazy!
After seeing how states allocations are squandered year in year out, someone will sit down and assume that a brand new country will just wish away all our previous corrupt antecedents and problems. We need to get the basic right where we are.
Is it not the same Dasuki, Dokpesi, Fayose, Aregbe, Atiku, Bala Mohammed, Tompolo, GEJ, Odili, Asari, Ekweremadu, Peter Obi, Saraki etc that will be in the newly formed countries?

I just tire. When we should be talking of uniting Africa under one common goal and ideal people are contemplating secession

A lot of Nigerians have traded common sense with religious belief. Expecting things to just change overnight is basically the same as expecting a miracle unmerited favor

Flashh:
Soya milk. Female wailer.

She's a wailette

Viktor1983:
I did mine about 17 months ago

I was just about to say the same thing. I did mine back in 2013 and I still haven't gotten the damn card

LRNZH:
You dey mind these people? They will not undertake indepth analysis before making unsubstantiated claims.

I believe one of our major problems is the fact that we fail to face the reality of our problems. Everyone is more comfortable with creating a sort of psychological cushion by believing and relying on beer palour gists and wishful thinking

Teempakguy:
hehehe. You're welcome.

I won't argue that jesus is real or not. BUT . . . is he lightskin?

All I know is that nigga sniffed cocaine

Solomon19:
i have seen many men of God but no solution

hahn:
He has been praying and nothing has been happening and THAT is proof that whatever he is praying to is either incompetent or non-existent. Same thing with lots of different people all over the world who hold on to this "god" concept. The op can do anything he sets his mind to and he doesn't need to pray to the god of the Israelis, who don't give a fvck about us by the way, to achieve whatever goal he sets his mind to.
I am really amazed by the amount of ass kissing displayed by Africans. We place so much value on what foreigners tell us than our own cultures and beliefs. Pathetic

hahn:
Praying against your problems won't solve anything. God doesn't exist and it is apparent by the incompetence he has shown in your and other people's cases. I'd advice you stick you head out of the bible and face the reality of the world we are living in. Get a skill, start a business, find a job, read motivational books, get a degree, get a mentor who is successful etc.
Don't kneel and pray, stand up and act!

Krystalzkris:
Id advise you... Quit kneeling,it wont help you... Invest ur time wisely in things that will bring your desired change... If prayer works,i bet we wouldnt need to put our own effort... Just put in more effort in ur struggle.. Goodluck

johnydon22:
Effects of religious indoctrinations.
Teaching children to pray to the skies for help in their problems will create adults that will be unable to solve their problems but keep relying on vague abstract concepts to solve their problems.
Keep praying, even sacrifice as much as you want to Jesus, Allah, Brahma or amadioha.
The only person that can help you is you in relation with social interactions.
If you do not get up to move that cup, nothing will move it for you. If you are waiting for any deity to move it for you then you are in for a very good long wait.
You have to accept your problems to be your responsibility, that is the only way you improve your chances of solving them.

BETATRON:
guy better change yourself..always remember that you are the sculptor of your own future

Follow these advises and stop waiting for an imaginary being to help you

Tonel09:
... Did i hear u say that God doesn't exist?..... Op.. Change ur mindset abeg.... U can do nothing except by the grace of the almighty God

He has been praying and nothing has been happening and THAT is proof that whatever he is praying to is either incompetent or non-existent. Same thing with lots of different people all over the world who hold on to this "god" concept. The op can do anything he sets his mind to and he doesn't need to pray to the god of the Israelis, who don't give a fvck about us by the way, to achieve whatever goal he sets his mind to.

I am really amazed by the amount of ass kissing displayed by Africans. We place so much value on what foreigners tell us than our own cultures and beliefs. Pathetic