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Christianity Etc › Re: Religion Should Stop Being Taught In Schools! by hahn(op): 1:28pm On Oct 04, 2015

Horlufemi:
Must you gain something

What is the point of serving something you gain nothing from? undecided

Phones › Re: Etisalat Introduces New Data Plan by hahn(m): 1:27pm On Oct 04, 2015

49cents:
Really?

Which data seller pls

https://www.nairaland.com/2021271/2g-n1500-etisalat-data-promo

Christianity Etc › Re: Religion : Evangelism And The Fear Of Apostasy. by hahn(m): 1:25pm On Oct 04, 2015

SonOfEl:
because it gives a historical and symbolic view of God's dealings with his people. the new testament means the new covenant. old testament means old covenant. Jesus came to fulfil the law by becoming the sacrifice for sins, thus ushering us into the new covenant.

the old covenant allows us to see the terrible weight of sin through its consequences by the law, while the new covenant allows us to appreciate the power of mercy and grace to live above sin or anything abominable before the sight of God.

This is confusing. God is supposed to be the same yesterday, today and tomorrow. Are you trying to say that after givin those commandments in the old testament, he changed , realised that his commandments were too brutal and inhuman and sent his son to earth to die for sins that are still committed today?

You make it sound like god is confused

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Politics › Re: How Ex-president Arranged Arrest of Diezani - Silverbirdtv.com by hahn(m): 1:18pm On Oct 04, 2015

HungerBAD:
General Obasanjo.

I have seen this man get a lot of bad press, but never I have said anything bad about him.

He means well. Even if he becomes vindictive, when not courted and made to feel relevant, in the project called Nigeria.

General Obasanjo, is partly to blame for the rot in Jonathan ' s Government. If he had not forced the man down our throat, to spite Atiku.

We would not have had a Alison Maduekwe, as a Minister, who stole from Nigeria into the Guinness book of World Record.

Obasanjo is just as big a thief as Jonathan is, if not bigger. What happened to all the funds that were allocated to electricity and roads during his tenure?

Obj is only better at covering his tracks than Jonathan plus sentiment is on his side.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Religion Should Stop Being Taught In Schools! by hahn(op): 1:10pm On Oct 04, 2015

Horlufemi:
You got nothing to loose

I've got nothing to gain either

Christianity Etc › Re: Religion : Evangelism And The Fear Of Apostasy. by hahn(m): 1:09pm On Oct 04, 2015

SonOfEl:
OP, you are misquoting Christianity. what you read was an old testament law practiced by Judaists as recorded in the bible in the new testament, Jesus said, love your enemies, bless those that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them that despitefully use you and persecute you.." (Matthew 5:44). Jesus corrected and balanced the scriptures.

so your notion of Christians killing or hating unbelievers is a LIE, Jesus our lord never commanded us to do such. we are Christians, christian means Christlike, we are followers of Christ. APOSTACY has consequences, but killing and hating those involved is OUT OF IT.

stop misrepresenting christianity....its called blackmail....STOP IT!

Lol. If the old testament is irrelevant then why is it still a part of the bible?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Religion Should Stop Being Taught In Schools! by hahn(op): 1:07pm On Oct 04, 2015

Horlufemi:
You need Jesus not religion.

Jesus is greater than Religion

Yeah, right undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: Muslims And Christians: How Many Unbelievers Have You ...... by hahn(op): 12:55pm On Oct 04, 2015

HungerBAD:
Are there Quran written in English? would have loved to read about what you just quoted.

Check any Islamic store close to you

Phones › Re: Etisalat Introduces New Data Plan by hahn(m): 12:54pm On Oct 04, 2015

49cents:
Been trying to port from etisalat but their data speed and call clarity no gree

Am currentlky on the 2GB for 2L plan and a$ lovin it

I buy 2gb for 1500 from data sellers. It makes more sense

Politics › Re: Buhari's Ministers: The Rules Of Engagement - J J Omojuwa. by hahn(m): 12:50pm On Oct 04, 2015

lurther:
LoL!!! [s]Even my primary6 cousin would write a much better piece than this crap!!!

Nothing new or special about this piece.... this is how to write such a crap.

Just know all the ministries in nigeria... know their past ministers and you start to dish out how you want the ministries to be by demonising the last administration ministers.[/s] For example... like he wrote up there.. tell us you know about El-Rufai Buses and you don't know about Bala mohammed's Buses in Abuja. Then you are good to go.

[s]Even a primary 6 student will write a more detailed analysis of what we should expect from each ministries like a knowlegable person and not praising one individual and villifying another.

Poor things parading themselves as political and social analyst while they actually need to go back to school.[/s]

@bolded, why don't you write it yourself instead of criticizing? undecided

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Christianity Etc › Muslims And Christians: How Many Unbelievers Have You ...... by hahn(op): 12:44pm On Oct 04, 2015

According to the bible:

Deuteronomy 13:6-11
If your brother, the son of your mother, or your son or your daughter or the wife you embrace or your friend who is as your own soul entices you secretly, saying, ‘Let us go and serve other gods,’ which neither you nor your fathers have known, some of the gods of the peoples who are around you, whether near you or far off from you, from the one end of the earth to the other, you shall not yield to him or listen to him, nor shall your eye pity him, nor shall you spare him, nor shall you conceal him. But you shall kill him. Your hand shall be first against him to put him to death, and afterward the hand of all the people. You shall stone him to death with stones, because he sought to draw you away from the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. ...

According to the Quran:

Bukhari, volume 9, #17
"Narrated Abdullah: Allah's Messenger said, "The blood of a Muslim who confesses that none has the right to be worshipped but Allah and that I am His Messenger, cannot be shed except in three cases: in Qisas (equality in punishment) for murder, a married person who commits illegal sexual intercourse and the one who reverts from Islam (Apostate) and leaves the Muslims.

"Whosoever turns back from his belief (irtada), openly or secretly, take him and kill him wheresoever ye find him, like any other infidel.

Other religious believes have their various punishments awaiting any possible apostates.

[size=32pt]So, how many unbelievers have you killed today?[/size] undecided

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Christianity Etc › Re: Religion : Evangelism And The Fear Of Apostasy. by hahn(m): 12:38pm On Oct 04, 2015

Kai, these theists are cruel. WTF? They actually want to kill people for not believing in their imaginations. undecided

Chai!

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Science/Technology › Re: . . . Infinity . . . by hahn(m): 12:35pm On Oct 04, 2015

Cool.

You guys just keep pointing out how dumb I am grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Religion Should Stop Being Taught In Schools! by hahn(op): 12:30pm On Oct 04, 2015

Horlufemi:
It doesnt have to.

Give unto school what belongs to school and give unto religion what belongs to religion.

Just teach.

There are enough people to teach God does or doesn't exist outside the school walls.

Education › Re: Convert These Questions To Pidgin English And Receive A Reward by hahn(m): 12:24pm On Oct 04, 2015

Op, you have not contacted me for my account details o. angry

Christianity Etc › Re: Religion Should Stop Being Taught In Schools! by hahn(op): 12:20pm On Oct 04, 2015

Horlufemi:
No religion at all.

Just teach.

Anyway you need to read my point scientifically.

Can a part of water be observing the water from where is comes from? i.e. taking measurements and observing the same body of water.?

No.

How does this prove that god exists? undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: Religion Should Stop Being Taught In Schools! by hahn(op): 11:31am On Oct 04, 2015

Horlufemi:
The information in the cells are not fairy tales. Man is the only animal who is aware have you ever wondered why?.

God only exists in fairytales and I'm sure if you reseearch properly, the formation of cells will be explained by science. Man is not the only animal aware of itself bro

Alao look at this this way.

The universe is made up of energy and matter na?

Humans are made up of the same matter in the universe.

Man is a scientist observing the universe?

Can the universe observe itself?

Think about this.

Glory to Jehovah

These your points don't make sense to me so I can't give you any answer. Sorry

Meanwhile, can you give any reasons why religion should be taught in schools? That is the point of this thread undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: Religion Should Stop Being Taught In Schools! by hahn(op): 10:46am On Oct 04, 2015

Horlufemi:
The chances of humanity existing can hurt the mind and humble it. All I know is we are not definitely here by chance

Me I'm not for religion. Religion scares people into worship. I know Jesus not religion.

You can't separate Jesus or god from religion because they are religious stories so your argument is invalid

The bolded is actually for you? Ponder well on it. You can choose.

God has called us "come let's reason together"

I asked a direct question. The best you could do was give a direct answer. I've pondered over it and it is obvious it doesn't exist.

Christianity Etc › Re: Religion Should Stop Being Taught In Schools! by hahn(op): 10:42am On Oct 04, 2015

Horlufemi:
For your information I'm not religious.

Everything man has ever done is discovery and application of principles of the universe God defined. Even the higgs boson that gave matter mass was already defined by the power of his awesomeness. What an awesome God.

Back to your question. Man rebelled against God and want to be in control of things but fornuately God has left Leaves and roots are made for man and also given man wisdom to use it for aliments. He made man dominate the earth.

Science is discovery of God's principles of the universe.

My question is your mind a physical or spiritual entity. If physical where is the location of the mind in your body.

The universe is made up of energy, matter and information.

Information in the the DNA of cells. And all information comes from a mind. It is copiable and translatable. Where does the information in the cells come from? Wait before u spew trash again. 2nd law of thermodynamics in layman terms u can't get order from disorder. Oya answer.

God is awesome.

Lol. I'm not much of a science geek and I'm not too proud to say I don't know. However, it would be insincere to just assume it was created by something that can't be seen.

The mind is a word used to describe the inner workings of the brain just like the "spirit". There is nothing spiritual about it.

@ "before you spew trash". If you believe in god so much you should be able to respect other people's opinion and have a meaningful discussion without hurling insults. I can't remember where I insulted you.

God is nothing more than a figment of your imagination. It can't be seen and has not achieved any significant feat. It only exists in fairy tales and ancient stories.

Christianity Etc › Re: Religion Should Stop Being Taught In Schools! by hahn(op): 10:25am On Oct 04, 2015

Horlufemi:
Life forms are created to evolve. They change but they dont turn to another specie. Mutuations is noise or a corrupt part of the dna informatiin and has no benefita. A dog will always be a dog, there could be changes here and there but they are still dogs. We don't know scientifically how life came to be but one thing I'm so sure of life being designed by an intelligent designer. We have no idea who or what it is.

@bolded, do you have any proof of this or are you just driven by the fear of hell fire? Have you seen this intelligent designer and can you show it to me?

I do agree though that we have no idea of who, what or even how we came to existence but to state that an imaginary being is responsible is nothing but an assumption and NOT a fact

Christianity Etc › Re: Religion Should Stop Being Taught In Schools! by hahn(op): 10:20am On Oct 04, 2015

Horlufemi:
Oya explain the Cambrian explosion with your usual faith.

I'm all ears.

Or better your so molecule to man theory.

I'm telling you evolution is as magical as religion.

What is up with you an evolution? Science has created a lot more things that are of benefit to man than god ever has. Where was god when science created anti-malaria drugs after it had killed thoughsand of people? Where was god when scientists flew to the moon? How come they didn't see him on the way there? Afterall he reportedly destroyed the tower of babel because it was to high and about to reach heave.

Look, next time you or anyone in your family is ill, don't buy any drugs. Just take them to your church and pray so they can get better. When your god heals you or them, come back here and give your testimony. Until then your god doesn't exist. Simple

Christianity Etc › Re: Religion Should Stop Being Taught In Schools! by hahn(op): 10:14am On Oct 04, 2015

Horlufemi:
I don't believe in creationism.

But can you calculate the chances your existence from the beginning of the universe i.e. big bang.

Let me start for you.

Chances of the universe exist is 50% or 1/2 i.e. the universe will exist or it won't?

Calculate the chances of you existing and reading this post.

Oya continue.

Alert me when you are done.

I don't believe in creationism either. If you had read my initial post you would have noticed where I said it is only a theory. At the moment I am content with saying "I don't know" until someone comes up with a definite explanation. I believe this is better than saying "god did it" which is simply intellectual dishonesty especially considering that no one has seen this god since existence. You know why, because it doesn't exist. Simple

Look, I am here and I consider myself lucky to be able to witness this beautiful world I just happen to find myself in. I try to enjoy every day as it comes and make the best use of my time.

Christianity Etc › Re: Religion Should Stop Being Taught In Schools! by hahn(op): 10:01am On Oct 04, 2015

Horlufemi:
I agreed. What is good for the goose is good for the gender.

Evolution and atheism must not be taught too.

Atheism is absense of God and Evolution is more like a fable than theory (a lot of scientists believe it though) but as far as I'm concerned "it takes more faith to believe in evolution than to believe in a God"

Evolution is part of science and even when taught is not presented as a fact but as a theory as opposed to the creation concept that claims it is a fact that the world was created in 6days or that the world is only 4,000years when in fact there is ample evidence that the world is way older than that.

Scientists only believe in evolution because at the moment it seems to make sense. That doesn't mean that scientists have stopped studying the earth trying to come up with a better explanation. As opposed to religion that says "god did it" and accept that to be final.

Apparently, you don't even know what "faith" means. Since you're online, I'd advice you check www.dictionary.com to get a proper understanding of the word

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Have You Been Surviving Without A Job? by hahn(m): 9:54am On Oct 04, 2015

benedima1990:
Am ashamed to say this but my mother is just the best.

Don't be ashamed bro. At least you are man to admit and appreciate it. Just be glad your mom supports you and ensure that you respect and love her and your problems will eventually become a thing of the past. Then you will be able to pay her back

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Christianity Etc › Re: Hi N'landers,share Ur Funny Experience At Church 2day..MODIFIED by hahn(m): 9:30am On Oct 04, 2015

finofaya:
Lol. If you go check now you go see fine girls for the choir. It hurts me to see fine people croaking like that.

I no go lie you. Dem worwor angry

Christianity Etc › Religion Should Stop Being Taught In Schools! by hahn(op): 9:26am On Oct 04, 2015

It is very sad that in this country religious studies is mandatory in some schools. Why should that be?

Imagine teaching biology and then you tell the kids about the reproductive system only for the same students to be taught in bible class that Mary was a virgin when she gave birth to Jesus undecided

. That is plain confusing.

Or when you teach a child about the solar system only to tell that same child in Islamic studies that Mohammed split the moon in two undecided

Instead of teaching kids about flying horses we should be teaching them how to invent aeroplanes, rockets etc.

Instead of teaching them about heaven and hell teach them how to make the best use of their time on earth. Teach them to take care of their environment by properly disposing their waste.

Instead of teaching them about a god they cannot see, teach them about how to show love to fellows human beings, plant, animals and everything present in nature.

Instead of teaching them to "put their trust in the lord" or "blame the devil for every bad thing that happens in their life" teach them how to take responsibility for their lives and how to strategically address problems or difficulties with the aim of solving them.

Religion is full of fairy tales and foreign superstition and should not be taught as fact in our schools especially when you consider all the contradictions and inconsistencies in their "holy" books.. It is about time that it is abolished from our schooling system and relegated to religious houses where they belong.

The irony of it is that our leaders actually think it is wise to stop history from being taught in our schools undecided

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Christianity Etc › Re: Hi N'landers,share Ur Funny Experience At Church 2day..MODIFIED by hahn(m): 9:09am On Oct 04, 2015

The choir in this church beside my house couldn't sing a right note to save her life undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: If There’s One God, Why All The Different Religions? by hahn(m): 9:08am On Oct 04, 2015

God was created by the imagination of primitive men who were quite ignorant about the way the world works. The different versions are only a product of different cultures and different views and understanding.

Horlufemi:
For every original there will be fake.
Then we need Christ not religion.

Even Christianity is divided into thousands of different denominations. Apparently, you guys don't even agree with each other. Why should anyone else? undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: Which One Of The Two Is Taking Control Of Your Life ? (pics) by hahn(m): 9:04am On Oct 04, 2015

My phone and laptop. I use my bible to wrap weed. It makes excellent rolling paper grin

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Education › Re: Convert These Questions To Pidgin English And Receive A Reward by hahn(m): 8:55am On Oct 04, 2015

5minsmadness:
Warri boy
Please this is a serious issue bros, most of your translations only made me laugh out loud! You tried but pls if it can be more formal. And which one be "feel" and "yarn", where I'm sending it the people no be waffi people o, then fit not understand? You feel me?

There is no formal way to put pidgin English. That is how it is spoken in Warri and Benin. I understand that it will seem funny to you. The first time I visited my home town I also laughed because it seemed funny to me but that is actually how it is spoken and I also assume that you are targeting people who actually speak pidgin on a day to day basis. Trust me, they won't find it funny. "Feel" and "yarn" are common pidgin English words.

Don't worry you will get used to it soon grin

Education › Re: Convert These Questions To Pidgin English And Receive A Reward by hahn(m): 8:25am On Oct 04, 2015

5minsmadness:
This is not a joke.
I've been cracking my head over this all night and decided to bring it here, mods abeg no vex, it seemed the most appropriate section.
I need someone to convert these questions to pidgin english for me. I will be most grateful for the help and would like to reward such a person in my own very little way by offering a N400 recharge card of any network as a very very small incentive for whoever does it satisfactorily. Pls i need it urgently pls. Thanks.

1. How satisfied are you with the hospital’s opening hours?

How you take see the time wey we dey open? Shey we suppose open early pass like that?

2. How easy was it to get to the hospital via road?

E dey hard for you to reach here from your house? (Unless your patients visit with helicopters, this question is irrelevant)

3. How satisfied are you with the day and time arranged for your appointment

The day and time wey we arrange for you make you come no bad abi?

4. How convenient was the day and time of your appointment?

I hope say the day and time wey we arrange no disturb you?

5. How easy was it for you to see the Doctor of your choice?

Dem disturb you when you wan see the doctor wey you like?

6. How happy are you with the Length of time waiting to check in with Reception to get your card

E tey before you collect your card for reception?

7. How comfortable are you with the waiting area?

How the waiting room be?

8. How happy are you with the Length of time waiting?

You fee like say you too wait or e tey before dem answer you?

About the practitioner

9. What was your overall satisfaction with this visit to the doctor/nurse?

How you take see this your visit with the doctor/nurse?

10. The warmth of the doctor’s greeting to me was...

When the doctor see you, him greet you well?

11. I would rate the doctor’s ability to listen to me as...

You feel say the doctor listen to you well?

12. The way the doctor explained things to me were...

Shey the doctor explain everything well well to you?

13. The extent to which I felt reassured by the doctor was...

As you follow the doctor talk, your mind calm down?

14. My confidence in the doctor’s ability is...

You feel say the doctor sabi him work?

15. The opportunity the doctor gave me to express my fears/concern was...

Him give you chance to yarn your mind?

16. The respect shown to me by this doctor was...

Him respect you?

17. The amount of time given to me for this visit was...

Him rush you?

18. The doctor’s consideration of my personal opinion in deciding a treatment or advising me was...

Him listen to wetin you dey talk?

19. The doctor’s concern for me as a person was...

You feel say him dey concerned about you?

20. The extent to which the doctor helped me to take care of myself was...

Shey wetin him tell you go help you take care of yourself so that you no go fall sick next time?

21. The recommendation that I would give to my friends concerning this doctor is...

You fit yarn your friends about am and wetin you go tell them?

About the Staff

22. How was the manner in which you were treated by the Records staff when collecting your card?

How those people wey collect your card treat you?

23. How would you score the respect shown for your privacy and confidentiality at records?

You feel say dem respect your privacy?

24. What is you level of satisfaction with the amount of information provided by the hospital about its service?

Shey dem tell you wetin you need to know about how the hospital and as dem take dey treat people?
Finally

25. The opportunity of making compliments or complaints to this hospital about its service and quality of care are...

E get wetin you see wey you no like or e get wetin you see wey you like?

26. The information provided by this practice on how to prevent illness and stay healthy(e.g alcohol use, health risks of smoking, diet habitsm, etc) are...

Na wetin dem tell you wey go help you take care of yourself so that you no go sick again?

27. The availability and administration of reminder systems for ongoing health checks is...

Shey dem dey follow you up well?

28. The helpfulness of other staff are...

You feel say other staff help you or the other staff dem help you?

29. My overall satisfaction with this Practice is...

How you take feel this hospital generally?

The format I used in placing the questions will get you the answers you seek from the patients and are ideal if you are talking to people who use pidgin English as their major form of communication.

Op, that 400 go buy 250mb, I don't mind grin

. Contact me for my account details. grin

Proudly waffi!

Shuoooooooooooooo undecided

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