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acorntree:
What can we do ? Major problem is from the government.

We can begin by demanding responsibility and accountability from our governmenr. We are too lenient when it comes to corruption. We have this "when e reach my turn" attitude that always seems to keep us from demanding what is rightfully ours.

Francesxavier:
These points mentioned are the sad truth we have to accept.

Word!

We have to accept it, get angered by it and do something about it!

Lol

Teacher: Jonathan arrests corrupt governors. What tense is that?

Student: Infinitely impossible tense

paulolee:
mchweeeeee....revelations n chronicles of a pained APC qoons...av said n wud still say DT if buhari is in GEJ shoes....he wud do worst dan to shift d elections as lonq as d pendulum swinqs to his side...
click likes for GEJ
click shares for GBM

Here's 1 like in favour of you and your mediocre pals


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vjsmiles:
will that work

Yes it will. Its a sexual stimulant. Just add a drop in her juice or soft drink and sit back and watch her BEG you for sex

Airforce1:
congrats olamide a.k.a baddoo


balling real hard for my unborn kids
join you guys soon

Seems your hit tracks are ready to be composed

11. Sleeping with different men and then praying to get married to one mugu. Hell is sure for such women

Christians say God created everything. Why then is gayism condemned by Christians since its God that created them. Whatever happened to "love".

NB: I'm married to a woman and right now we are about to make love. So think before you choose to insult, because christians are very good at throwing insults while muslims throw bombs

I'm in

Winna01:
Nice its your opinion thats why we are in a democratic world

Its very creative but you have to understand that Nigerians will never see beyond their noses in such matter. While other people will consider the creativity of creating such a masterpiece, Nigerians are busy thinking of the witch that is wiping her Ass with their picture in their village.

Btw, na this kind cake naijasinglegirl dey like chop

The police is your friend. Unfortunately, we don't have any "police" in this country

Airforce1:
Tonto Dike is not a "whack" artist
Retract that statement and apologise publicly

Sorry sir, I meant to say she is a "very whack" artist. Accept my apologies

My simple advice is this. If you love her and really want to change, purchase "spanish fly" and add it to her drink when you are alone together. Do it at different times of the day on different occasions. She'll eventually loosen up and start begging you for sex.

Just a drop is ok. Don't overdose her. Thank me later

vjsmiles:

unfortunate I have to share my intimate secrets with total strangers on this forum but this bothers me a lot. My wife and I have been married for 4 years but its all the same.
Sexually my wife is too uptight. I have tried all I could to liberalize her mind concerning sex, but to no avail. Here are some issues I have with my wife's sexual inhibition. She does not think a woman should initiate sex and she doesn't.
We have only had sex in the bedroom because she wont get turned on if I try another place. We only do missionary style as she is reluctant to learn new skills and doggy to her is somehow animalistic.
We cant have sex if we are in mine or my parents house. We cant have sex if any of her siblings of mine are around she doesn't want them to hear her moan.
We only have sex on weekends as she get tired after work.
We have never had quickie. like sex after she is fully dressed for occasion.. for where.
I asked her if she had any sexual fantasies she replied NO
She doesn't shave her pubic hair. No sex with lights on
Mouth Action? my D can not even touch boobs talk less of her mouth. Neither does she allow me to go down on her
The issue is I am not faithful to her. I have slept with numerous babes after our marriage. I kept using her sexual up-tightness as excuse to cheat. Now I want to change but my wife too must change.
Some advised counseling, others advocate porn to dis-inhibit her mind.
Pls Libers how do I turn my wife to a freak in bed. I have discussed with her many times with promise to change but still the same.
please matured advices

Airforce1:
Was that neccesary?

You always seem to be hanging out with whack artists. I can predict your "hit singles" will be gban gban tin gban

fuckerholic:
Pls how does it work ? Can it be as pleasurable as the real thing ?

Yep. It uses a battery and has the real feel of a Dick. Its 7inches in length and costs 7k

WisdomFlakes:
lest he goes down in history as Nigeria's worst administrator.

Jonathan is a pace setter. Only he can break that record. That's why his fans are anxious to let him get re elected

Lol

Yarduni:
thank you all. You can all check your email for the goodies. I am still sending it out. so make a request for it

Soh.8686@yahoo.com

dimples2:
Oh, all right then! Thanks

Don't mention

We don't really read in Nigeria. The infinity book shelf make sense sha

Hoodwing:
A man who works in a factory died when he accidentally fell into one of the machines with piston. He was found by a security man in the factory. His anus was found wide open due to the actions of the piston in him. the said man was said to have raped himself to death. more info coming soon.

You are obviously high on boiled urine and fried faeces

ohaleoghene:
my fiancé and I has been dating for 6years now. met him after my high school. when he was around ,we had sex two to three times a week. now he has travelled abroad. and over a year I haven't had sex and I miss it. I sometimes self service but guilt kills me afterwards so I want to stop. any tips on how to over come sexual urge as I don't want to cheat or self service.

We sell Vibrators. Pm me

dimples2:
Those he have any new songs yet
Miss me some breezy

Yeah, you should check out his new album "X". My fav songs are love in the club ft usher and rozay, drown in it with r kelly, drunk texting with one babe like that etc.

mathskill:
Lame excuse. Baffles me the kind of brains we have at the helm of affairs of the country

He's only trying to find an excuse for his incompetence

LRNZH:
Looooool...Full bible of gini?

But seriously, I agree with you. All GEJites I speak with are either poor in factual analysis and/or agree GEJ has not performed but must be relected because of tribal and/or religious affiliations forgetting that when the so called 'cabal' denied VP GEJ ascendancy to President, we Nigerians overlooked the sectarian card and overwhelmingly rooted for him.

How convenient to forget all that today.

They've also forgotten so fast how we all campaigned with the #bringbackourgirls slogan. We've forgotten when GEJ embarrassed us during his interview with Christina Amanpour and lied to the whole world that Nigerians are happy with the government regarding the current power situation. We've forgotten the 6 months old ASUU strike, immigration recruitment scam and all other scams that have been perpetuated by this government. Nigeria has been ridiculed during the past 6 years to such an extent that the whole world have caught our "neglect fever" and weren't the least concerned when over 2000 people were reportedly killed during the last borno massacre despite the fact that it happened during the same time period of the charlie hebdo incident.

Some Nigerians are really suffering from amnesia fam