₦airaland Forum

GEJ is working!

Is that a federal or state road?

The money is intended for your pastor and not "God" as you have been led to believe. After service, the money will be deposited in a bank and afterwards "new notes" will be withdrawn to purchase the fancy suits, expensive cars, houses that your pastor flexes.

Don't be deceived, "God" didn't bless your pastor but rather your pastor has designed the best ponzi scheme which enables him get rich while you wait to get to heaven and live your normmal below average life

Before the job he needs an education first

Op, your only solution is to vote for someone who will fix the power issue we have in this country.

I can bet even your tenant isn't comfortable with having to spend money everyday to provide his own electricity and if you had the money you'd also fuel your generator because in this age nothing really beats the feeling of having constant electricity. If he buys N500 fuel everyday, that quickly amounts to N30,000 monthly which is way beyong the salary of the average Nigerian when he should pay less if the government had taken care of this issue.

You can confront him and ask him to relocate his gen to where it would generate less noise. You can even offer to buy the wire he could use to extend the position of the gen. At the end of the day I don't see how you can expect to subject him to living in total darkness when he can afford to provide electricity for himself

Na so dem dey do. Even airforce1 claims his album will soon be launched when we all know it is yet to be composed

@sambisaaforest, you should ask your brothers that sell puff puff and sew shoes who use that money to buy houses in your country that stupid question

GEJ, Jega and Buhari

Ymodulus:
Do you know its easy to export wood for cheap dollars? Do you know that buying about 10 tubers of Yam from villagers in Niger State cost around N1600 but you can sell 10 tubers at $40 ?. It sounds to good to be true? Forget all those guys that will lie to you that you need to get some bulk rubbish certificate to export and all that. its lie there are easy ways to have your way legal, using main agents and NEXIM exporters backing. I will stop here for now.

Ymodulus, you don start. Your antecedents speak for themselves. Let's get straight to the point

I love this theory of yours.

icebebe:
I donot bliv dis,I feel dey changed d real dress n dropped a fake one,so d case will b buried n dey wnt b traced. Buh den who will believe ma own side of d story?







check out ma signature?

missjenna:
That's why sex before marriage is always advisable





Edited.......

When I wanted to write this statement, I hesitated because I knew I was going to be bashed and called names.
But since this is an opinion forum, I felt, why shouldn't I share my opinion.

I know the scripture goes against it in a way, but the same scripture goes against divorce
Now what do you want this woman to do. You guys will still clamor against divorce
I have seen many marriages that due to the inability for a partner to satisfy the other, the marriage ended in tumult.
Times have changed, let's be wise please

Sorry if my comment irritated or offended you in any way.
Please accept my apologies

Thanks

Your apology is really unneccesary because you have a right to your own opinion. Majority of the people bashing you are most likely involved in an intimate pre marital affair but use forums such as this to hide their own true character. Personally, I "tested" my wife and we're happily married.

On your behalf, everyone who chooses to be hypocritic can suck a dick

blink182:
Are you being sarcastic or moronic?

Sarcastic

Are you being intelligent or dumb?

CoolKizzy:
isn't that a salt water fish? how will u breed it?

By adding salt to the water na

GEJ is working!
GEJ till $1=N1000
GEJ till there are no more manufacturing companies left in Nigeria

GEJ till 3019!

Ymodulus:
will you pay to learn how?

Yes I will. I benefitted from your importation for FREE and it really changed my life. I wouldn't mind paying YOU because apparently your strategies and procedures can be relied upon.

What's your price and how do we get started?

What's his fb name?

omenka:
God bless Premium Times!

Shame on these guys!

Modify:

OMG!!! I know the guy in that "diasporans say no..." T-shirt!! His name starts with an A nd ends with an N, and his surname begins with an A and ends with a Y!!! He has a sister who schools in Aberdeen! Dude is a fvcking Ghanaian!!

I wish he can read this comment!!

#Shame on FFK!! This is terrible!

What's his fb name!

omenka:
God bless Premium Times!

Shame on these guys!

Modify:

OMG!!! I know the guy in that "diasporans say no..." T-shirt!! His name starts with an A nd ends with an N, and his surname begins with an A and ends with a Y!!! He has a sister who schools in Aberdeen! Dude is a fvcking Ghanaian!!

I wish he can read this comment!!

#Shame on FFK!! This is terrible!

clementcro:
why would you like to use all those appliances? your battery will quickly run down

Can one use those appliances while the sun is up?

LRNZH:
People can twist facts o..... See above for example.

if one could package and sell stupidity, people like that dude would have been millionaires

obergath:
you are a senseless goat, most of you need to travel out of that hellhole to know how much you have been short change in your life. I just get disturb by the quality of foools in that geographical space.

I thought I was the only one amazed by the level of stupidity displayed on this thread. Nigerian youths are really blind, myopic and mediocre. I support neither APC nor PDP because its apparent they are only after theirs but it hurts when I see people who live in abject poverty support thieving politicians who care less about them.

Its a real pity

juniormusa:
Is only a fool that has no direction which is someone like you..it's either ur supporting apc or pdp...i can't chat with a daft lyk yu..don't ever quote me again!

You can't even spell right nor compose sentences legibly and you're still ignorant. Apparently, you are not aware that there are other political parties plus you have failed to acknowledge that I've already chosen a side. Unfortunately, you're too dumb to figure it out.

Have a lovely day

egopersonified:
Op abeg which church be this? I need to see live.

Post your address and ill arrange for the congregation to pay you a visit. I don't want you wasting your money on tfare

Humblebloke:
I'm a grandfather!!


Who says u can take one more( Perhaps two) wife.

I believe you mean 3 wives

Lol

LRNZH:
Imagine ...




This is the height of insensitivity to national feelings and abdication of accountability by a very senior government official.

Our leaders are clowns. This should be in the "jokes" section

juniormusa:
Be specific apc or pdp?
If it's PDP then ur crazy!

Unless you are running for a particular post then your insult is baseless. If you're a youth like I am then you should know that its actually us(the youths) against them(thieving politicians, pdp and apc).

Now, run along and use your free mb to enlighten yourself. Your ignorance stinks more than skunk's fart

God bless you and your family sir

Humblebloke:
Sweet sensation!!!




Abi u go like marry dem...... U can make history too!

I'm married

Since you're single, you can go ahead

shayo401:
So dis is really happening in dis country? U guys doesn't want others to grow? Are u guys d owner of nairaland? How many of u seun senior? U don't want others to grow and u want ur biz to grow, on sunday u will go to church and pray, God is watching u, sorry to disapoint u cos ladieswinds is popular, and i'm not d owner, not even related, i just find interesting topic and decided sharing, so bad belle"s them go burn bush.

No mind dem. After dem don tweak their phone finish they still can't check out the blog like they are "paying" for their mb.

As far as I'm concerned, its a big NO. As far as they are newly married, they need a lot of time to get to know each other better and get more comfortable with the concept of being married before inviting anyone to live with them. I've been married for a year and some months and believe me when I say marriage changes a lot of things and at first the love of your life will seem like a stranger.

The only visitor allowed in our home for now is a pregnancy.

GBAM!

PDP and APC politicians deserve to be in a place like this

Humblebloke:
Well!!!









Two heads are better than one....

I dey tell you. Just imagine one sucking your dick while the other is sucking your balls.

Mine

lordthree:
atm cards are cards that can work on the anytime money machine (atm machine)

your atm card being credit or debit depends on your agreement bank.

with credit cards you pay for things on credit and after a stipulated time agreed on with you and your bank you pay back the money spent.

debit cards are directly linked to your account and when you buy things using a debit card money is deducted directly from you account


so basically credit and debit cards are type of cards that can work on atms pos etc

Op, you owe this guy a crate of origin

In civilized climes people read, are persistent and focused. But in Nigeria.....

whizbee:
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WORKING ON MY RAP ALBUM

So is airforce1