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I was on the pitch

pastorKosiso:
Lol i should be proud then. GEJ is the President of Nigeria and it won't be bad to call him my father.... GEJ till 2020...

Yes oo! And remember I'm your brother when you start receiving your own share of the national cake. Remember, stealing is not corruption

pastorKosiso:
My #200 hair cut make sence pass him own

You have GEJ's nose. You should contact him for a DNA test.

Catered4:
I really don't know where to start but first and foremost, I will like to say a big thank you to all those who sent me mail and all those who called me. I say thank you to those who sent messages and prayers through my whatsapp. I sincerely appreciate you all.

When I opened this thread, my aim was to extend my humanitarian services to youth out there. To those who in one way or the other have thought of agri-business or going into the food stuff business either from the south to the north or north to south which ever way but don't have the link or have no idea about it. Also I have close friends in lagos precisely whom after graduation and youth service have no job till date. I pitied their condition and I thought of helping them out in this line of business since it doesn't affect mine any way.

I've once been jobless and I know what it is to be jobless. So I see nothing wrong in helping my fellow human being. Please and please, I'm not here to collect money for charges or whatsoever as some that called me earlier advised me to do. I don't have to be greedy before God can bless me. My response to them was, I'm doing it freely as a way of redeeming my pledge to God. Not just here on nairaland even within my close friends in the family and neighbour hood. All I'm interested in is to see people smile!!! Pls no charges. God is my rewarder!!! I don't have money to give out which I know one day, I will get there But I have my knowledge and experience to give out and that has been the secret of Gods blessing in my life.

For all those that sent me mails, please bear with me. All mails will be replied one after the other. I have no lap top and internet service and I hate going to d cafe. I use a phone to browse and Nepa wahala is my challenge but I will definately reply all your mails.


Thanks once again and God Bless You all.
IBIJOKE O.M

Bravo madam.

I'm with you

Seun, how can I delete this thread?

While we are busy looking for Buhari's certificate or calling GEJ clueless(amongst other things), I really believe we should call for the reduction of the salaries of these people at least by 80%.

How can we start?

Shey na jollof ric abi jollof pepper you wan cook?

Catered4:
You are welcome sir.
1. The minimum capital to start this business is N10,000. For instance, I have a friend who is starting with 3 bags. After her NYSC, she has been jobless. I pitied her jobless state so I decided to help her out. I advised her to go into the business but she has no capital. I told her to start with what she can afford even if its a bag. I believe you understand what I mean...

2. As regard to partnering, I haven't thought of that anyway. I will have to discuss first with my hubby. Call\ whatsapp 08139448193

Thanks a lot for your reply. I already sent you an email requesting for your number and I'm glad you already sent it here. I'd be glad to start on the same scale like your friend. I already have a business I'm running and I'm seriously looking to create another source of income plus I know what it means to start with whatever one has.

Since you created this thread, I'm certain you did it to enlighten people and I'm glad to continue the discussion here so others can learn too.

Please, what assistance can you offer for someone like me who is also ready to start with as little as 10k? What's the potential profit margin and what role do I have to play to ensure that it works out. I reside in Sagamu Ogun state but getting to Ketu isn't a problem for me and I can make myself available to conclude the transaction @ Ketu

Thank you

@catered4, thanks a lot for creating this thread. I've been looking for a way to penetrate this business for a while now. I have a few questions:

1. What's the minimum capital needed to start this business.
2. Would you mind if we partner?

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@ that 3rd pic. They look like they are dancing shoki

article1:
You are a big fool!

So is your father for not cumming into a condo and flushing you down the toilet so I wouldn't have to bother replying your hypocritical statement.

I'm a fool for being happy over the death of someone who is responsible for placing Nigeria in a state of retrogressiveness by stealing from and abusing public office while you're (I don't know what to describe you as) for taking pictures of a petty thief caught in your area and burnt over stealinga cell phone?

Biatch pls

kenolyolajide:
U called this good news?...Can't believe a human being would say this. Let's not sacrifice d "human" in us on d altar of politics.

But when a thief is caught in your area for stealing maggi its okay for him to be burnt alive while you cheer on and take pictures?

Oh, that's humane

Lovely. Unlike 98% of bloggers who only copy and paste

Eluwilussit:
He's not gonna be replaced by an Angel, is he?

Apparently not especially since 90% of Nigerians celebrate thieves and elect them into public office.

I hope his successor has a worse ending ie if he:she is corrupt

pretydiva:
r u sure ur alright. Nobody has d right 2 tk some one else's life jst like dat,wen dey can't even create 1

As every other politician, he is corrupt and therefore deserves everything that is coming to him. Unfortunately, we live in a society where it is okay to burn a thief for stealing a cup of rice but our "leaders" in public offices who steal billions are celebrities. If you have ever heard about the "guillotine" you'll understand where every corrupt official deserves to be.

I believe you're the one that's not alright

hectorswag:
That's not fair.

Really?

And looting all our money to sleep with young girls and live in big mansions is, right?

Please

Nice one op.

I'd like to add to your point of "burning thieves". Most of the people who do this are Christians but they are quick to generalise Islam as a violent religion. Apparently, they have failed to realise that they are even worse because I have never heard of a Christian/pastor preaching against such acts.

The situation of our mentality in this country is truly depressing

ireneony:
i love you all, pls manage this gift

Have you and seun started boinking yet?

This is good news.

One less corrupt official to worry about

jaybee3:
She clearly stated manufacturing not buying and selling


@OP
Soap, bag, candle etc

Importation has made a lot of us lose our creativity. @op, there are lots of seminars you can attend that will help you make the right choice of products you can produce. Try researching online or grab a copy of "success digest extra" to get ideas. That paper really changed my life.

Looking forward to start manufacturing myself

AwesomelyMade:
If you never get this kitto those days, you are not cool.

How things change!!!

Trekkers was more stylish than kitto

GEJ is working!

Vote him again till naira becomes N1000 to a dollar.

Transformation indeed

My wife must learn to do this. I can't seem to get enough of her juice

arimahoseloka:
hian!! where did they dig u up from

I just saw the op's brain rolling down my street

There's been NO power supply in my area for more than 3 weeks, I don't have access to loans, the roads are bad and still our politicians keepstealing billions.

But I still have hope that things will get better.

Good riddance to bad rubbish

OyinboPrincess:
I hail u my people... I hope say all dey ok?

As I dey read plenty topics for this section e b like say I wan yarn small about my cat. Na this time two years ago, I don dey receive call from padi mi wey I know for work. E come tell me say this cat don become homeless... homeless sha?! how come?!

The cat don dey for one house like that, wey people nor sabi look after animals, e b like say the person head nor well at all. They don throw am for winder from 12floors high, reach ground. Omo God dey ooo - lucky say this cat nor dey break back!

Anyway sha, I don home am for one night initially - omo na almost two years don pass since!!

I don name am Tippy, na appropriately so, when u don dey think wetin happen to am. Since the time wey I don own am, omo nor b small mata.... she get one luxury fluffy bed, a personalised cushion cover, pink litter tray, cute food bowls and mat, a clawing board, a clawing tower with hiding space, toys don full the house self!!

She don tey since with these her toys ooo - I look am like... imagine na u be cat for 9ja oo - u nor go sabi anything sha. She dey lounge about anyhow, still as she don dey get all those things, she still come sleep for another place, like MY sofa!! She get big eye oo, na she dabaru!

Na house cat she be, e b like say if I free am for outside, another catgo scatter am anyhow, she go return house look like she don chop wowo lick plate!!

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jayseehe:
Is it only me that finds this paragraph funny

Me too. After he has been voted out, I really believe he should go into stand up comedy.

isotonic:
Nigerians and religion smh, what exactly makes the act silly? Is it because the hypocrites in society say so? "Confess to your pastor bla bla bla." See the way people are condemning as if they're perfect, sanctimonious holier-than-thou self righteous hypocrites!!

If your friend wants to stop because he wants to stop then fine, he can try weaning himself because habits are hard to break. He'll need time and patience, in the meantime, let him love himself and stop caring what hypocrites think.

God loves us and the evidence of that is in the blood of Jesus, your pastor is not your God. Best of luck to you both

Its good to know that someone here has brains. All other comments are hypocritical