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Politics / Re: Adamawa: Time To Rejig INEC - Vanguard Editorial by Hambivert: 2:54pm On Apr 19, 2023 |
Without mirror the EYE can not see the NECK. Eye-Neck must be told the truth since they've failed to see the rot in their stead. Despite the rightful winner being announced eventually, it still is a shame that INEC had a long time to prepare for this sham of an election after the initial was declared inconclusive. A lot of time to re-prepare, yet they went about disgracing themselves again. One should be able to make corrections to problems and prepare to forestall any more from happening. But EYE-NECK must be EYE-NECK. The only thing they see is Prof's Yakubu's Manhood legacy of ineptitude. 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Why Buhari Won’t Complete Abuja-Kaduna-Kano Highway – Fashola by Hambivert: 4:24pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
FG: Criminal elements have been utterly destroyed. The next day... FG: We can not complete the road because of the high criminality in that axis Since government work can be halted because of 'impoverished' criminal elements, I think it's safe to say that criminals control Nigeria. Anyways, Mr. Fashola, after 8 years, did 24hours power supply turn into rocket science overnight? Or do we need to look at that camera you miraculously found at the Lekki Toll gate to find out? 12 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Man Spends 21 Hours On His Knees Begging His Ex-Girlfriend To Take Him Back by Hambivert: 2:39pm On Apr 17, 2023 |
Was the girlfriend at work for 21hours? China must be a sparogatively difficult place if one would have to work for 21hours in a day. Anyways, girls love to be in charge of a relationship and at the same time, they want their partner to be in charge. I am not saying they are confused, but if you think I am, it's fine. 45 Likes 5 Shares |
Events / Re: Who Is To Pay For An Introduction Reception In A Bride House by Hambivert: 1:40pm On Apr 17, 2023 |
I have always wondered why an introduction should involve a ceremony, if it's not that we are wired to always like fanfare amidst plenty and even lack. You do a ceremony for the introduction, same for the bride price list collection, traditional wedding, white wedding (religious wedding) and after that still do a ceremony (reception) after the white wedding. yeah, we like to eat and pariiii In all these, what annoys me most is the white wedding. Do you sparogtively have to be married again to be sure you were actually married? Because often times I wonder what was the traditional wedding for? 13 Likes 3 Shares |
Agriculture / Re: Nigerian Cassava: The Next Big Thing In US Food Market? by Hambivert: 10:04am On Apr 17, 2023 |
Despite cassava being one of the most cultivated crop in Nigeria its local demand is still far from met. Anyways, for Nigeria to reach the level of cassava exportation, we would have to plant more cassavas than we can consume, which should lead to a reduced price in our local markets. As at last I was aware of the pricing of cassava, it is more profitable to sell cassava in Nigeria than to export at the international price which is lower than what is being sold in Nigeria. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Festus Keyamo: The States And LGAs Are Responsible For Multidimensional Poverty by Hambivert: 8:29pm On Apr 15, 2023 |
From the beginning to the end of their regime, all the demonic party ever did was to deflect blame. How sparogatively pathetic! Your policies didn't bring about the multidimensional poverty but LGA's that both the states and FG regard as insignificant did. APC and Buhari should hide their heads in shame. 8 Likes |
Politics / Re: Typical Of Nigeria, Blame The Victims And Not The Perpetrators - Aisha Yesufu by Hambivert: 6:56pm On Apr 12, 2023 |
The people who have wavering or dissenting view of what a better Nigeria should be are unequivocally suffering from what some would call Stockholm syndrome. The Nigerian state have been for so long impoverished that some of it's citizens are now afraid of what it would be like if we were to attempt to right the wrongs. This fear is what the government is using to incessantly breed disunity between the different tribes and religions. In Nigeria, many have fallen in love with their enslavers but I think Obidients are the purveyors of hope for a better and more accountable leadership in Nigeria. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Ekiti Knowledge Zone Gets Free Trade Status Approval From Buhari by Hambivert: 3:21pm On Apr 11, 2023 |
Industrialization is the bedrock of any financially stable state. When government do not invest in facilities and policies that make industrialization possible, then impoverishment of the people would be the next order. Constructing flyovers, airports, stadiums and malls are wonderful initiatives, but when the government fails to implement policies that would foster industrialization, what would sustain the projects? Nice one Ekiti state. This is a nice initiative, hoping it yields results 10 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: WAEC Scratch Card Confirms Sanwo-Olu Submitted Fake GCE Result To INEC - Jandor by Hambivert: 11:38am On Apr 11, 2023 |
Law is definitely a profession that would be in high demand this period. I personally would like to call Sanwo-Olu to hear his side of the story. Before the elections his phone numbers were available and he was willing to attend events and hear us no matter the issues. My fear now is if he would pick our calls again. 41 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Female Hotel Worker Disgraced In Hookup Prank (Photos) by Hambivert: 11:00am On Apr 08, 2023 |
Hook Up is a social vice and just a fancy name for prostitution. It's rise and popularity in our country just only buttresses the point that Nigeria needs saving. One thing I sparogatively find funny is how these pranksters in the name of content creation that often fetch money, make use of the service of another person without their permission, and at the end only tell them it was a 'prank' without any remuneration or compensation after the embarrassment or humiliation. Nigerian leaders are just people that don't value the lives of its citizens, instead of the bill that would restrict doctors from leaving Nigeria, the government can promote the privacy of life bill to prevent these despicables, from humiliating and embarrassing people. ...but, do these girls charge up to 100k¿ She even rejected 25k which is the monthly salary of some people because some men pay her nothing less than 100k for just fox God please help my fellow men, please 🙏😭 186 Likes 20 Shares |
Sports / Re: Vincent Kompany's Burnley Promoted To The Premier League by Hambivert: 8:51am On Apr 08, 2023 |
This is how coaches like Lampard should have shown and proved their worth. My only worries is that the new owners of Chelsea don't have the same drive and desire Abramovich had. Re-signing Lampard after a series of disastrous spell in his young coaching career to come and save a struggling Chelsea makes me wonder if Todd and his co-owner know anything about Football other than how to make wrong decisions. Anyways, Congratulations to Kompany and Burnley. Lampard lost his first game as a returnee Chelsea coach. Todd in the Mud! 18 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Election: What To Expect From President-Elect Bola Tinubu - Reuters by Hambivert: 6:36pm On Apr 05, 2023 |
Roses are Red Violets are blue A townhall, different from... When APC spokespersons said, LP was the biggest rigger in this election, it only gave me joy as it meant that they indirectly accepted that this election was rigged. Anyways, what more can one expect from a thief? 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Screams In Shock As A Magician Correctly Guesses His Thoughts(video) by Hambivert: 4:50pm On Apr 05, 2023 |
The Jolly good Davido is coming back! A man whose personality is real and brightens up the lives of people he comes in contact with. Anyways, these shouldn't be called magic but mere predictions, just gather a little info here and there and the trick is good to go. Sometimes it's just a wild guess. Please, pick a number from 1 to 10 before scrolling down. Let me see if I can also be called a magician. If the number you chose was 7, then I should also be called a magician 14 Likes |
Politics / Re: Why Labour Party Can’t Prove Election Malpractices In Lagos – Robert Clark by Hambivert: 12:39pm On Apr 05, 2023 |
Dear Robert Clark, I thank God you know that the word difficult does not mean impossible. Anyways, the only thing that would make it difficult, because in the true sense of it, it isn't actually difficult, is the court, which progressive Nigerians know can never be trusted. In that light, we'd need the names of the Jurors, so we'd know the people that decided the fate of Nigerians, and as well, we want the proceedings to be televised so as to follow up the matter bumper to bumper to see how they want to do their mago-mago An election that international electoral observers condemned¿ An election that every well meaning citizen of Nigeria condemned¿ An election that not a single leading candidate that contested have congratulated the selected winner¿ An election that even the selected winner and his co-conspirators are to scared to celebrate¿ A new and better Nigeria is Possible! 39 Likes 4 Shares |
Sports / Re: Al Hilal Sent An Official Bid To Leo Messi: Salary Worth Over €400m Per Year by Hambivert: 12:22pm On Apr 05, 2023 |
If Messi moves to Al-Hilal, it would be their biggest financial undoing. Sparogatively, I would like him to go, I'll like to see stubborn people learn the hard way. The only safe side for them would be that these Arabs aren't for the investment to better their club, what they are after is the feel good effect of signing a star player. But this time, the feel-good effect would end as soon as it starts for them or anyone that still opts for Messi. The truth is, if Ronaldo was in this same PSG with this same squad, the fans would never boo him because they would be so engrossed in shouting Suiiiii instead of boo all the time. God bless Di Maria, the true but unsung hero of Argentina. 58 Likes 7 Shares |
Politics / Re: LP Reacts As Police Seal Party's Secretariat In Imo by Hambivert: 6:52pm On Apr 03, 2023 |
Imo State have long time rejected the demonic APC. In the upcoming Imo State gubernatorial polls, the Hopeless Uzodinma will come a distant 4th once again. This time there would be no Supreme court to rule in his favour 39 Likes 4 Shares |
Politics / Re: Presidential Transition Council Raises Alarm Over Fake Twitter Handle by Hambivert: 9:40am On Apr 03, 2023 |
Nothing is real anymore! Even our status; giant of Africa is faker than the word fake. Since Buhari and his demonic APC came into power, everything in Nigeria have turned from Bad to Rotten. This regime saw the rise and acceptability of vices even among the youths and the old alike. The economic realities forced many into crimes they personally condemned before, even "small girl, big god" lost it's spiritual meaning. We sparogatively never had it this bad. Now, some people are saying prayers can make the thieving INEC-SELECT do good for Nigeria, therefore, we should accept the selection. Such stupidity! Even God would lock his heavens and seize the small blessings he pours on Nigeria if we encourage this folly and accept this criminality. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Music/Radio / Re: Mercy Chinwo Slams ₦2bn Lawsuit On Obidiz For Using Her Name In A Secular Music by Hambivert: 9:07pm On Mar 30, 2023 |
I heard the song.. and using her name was wrong. 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: “i’m A Lesbian Witch, I Know I’m Going To Hell”- Temmie Ovwasa Asserts by Hambivert: 8:43pm On Mar 30, 2023 |
I feel sorry for her. I think she needs help I remember when Olamide signed her to YBNL, she seemed decent with a bright prospect. Sadly, I think she couldn't handle the little fame and the kind of life the entertainment industry offered; late nights and drugs. Fame comes at a price, sparogatively hers killed her career before it even started, got her into depression, and brought out a demonic sexual preference. 27 Likes 1 Share |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dear New Hires, Stop Coming Into Organizations With Messiah Attitude. by Hambivert: 1:02pm On Mar 30, 2023 |
Even Jesus in the Bible that knew he was the Messiah didn't come showing off that he is the Messiah. When he was asked to perform his first miracle, he rightly said, "My time has not yet come" he was reading the room and observing... before out of respect for Mary went on to turn water into wine. Also, He didn't start with healing the sick and raising the dead even if he could. He started with what I'd call little miracles, yet most people even at the wedding didn't know he turned the water into wine If as a leader in a new capacity, you want to bring about a drastic change, then you may just be ready for war, that you may or may not win. Wisdom would beg that you use it, and probably make the changes gradually. 19 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Tiffany Ritter Fiance, Leonard van der Mond, Found Dead by Hambivert: 11:15am On Mar 30, 2023 |
iṣan lo pa Bruce Lee ...It's too much muscle gain that killed Bruce Lee. Often times, I do think it's depression that make ladies lift weights till they are this muscular. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Umahi To Tinubu: Ayu Is Our Man, He Worked For Us. Integrate Him Into Your Govt by Hambivert: 5:28pm On Mar 27, 2023 |
Umahi left PDP because of Wike's high-handedness. All of a sudden he is now frolicking with the same Wike and make similar jokes, Wike throws at Ayu. Urchins would continue to fight, snatch ballot boxes and put their lives on the line for people with no ideology and permanent interests. 7 Likes 3 Shares |
Crime / Re: Abia Vigilante Kills 27-Year-Old Izuchukwu In Umuahia Popular Eatery (Video) by Hambivert: 5:15pm On Mar 27, 2023 |
Ikpeazụ why? 😭😭 RIP to the dead 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Religion / Re: Match Making In Church ( What's Your Own View?) by Hambivert: 9:06am On Mar 26, 2023 |
I have come to understand that there are certain spiritual things one does not critic. Sparogatively, in this situation, before anyone can give any meaningful critic, You OP have to show us the aftermath of 70% of the couples that have been matched. From there we would know if it is really the holy spirit or ''their holy spirit'' 2 Likes |
Sports / Re: Osimhen And Chukwueze Led Praise And Worship During New Players Initiation by Hambivert: 9:20pm On Mar 23, 2023 |
In football camps, these praise and worship songs are not primarily intended for religious purpose. They are majorly sang for gyration. Well, I guess, to lead something have another meaning now, because there was nowhere Chukuwueze or Osimhen led the singing here. 16 Likes |
Politics / Re: Profile Of Mohammed Umar Bago, Niger State Governor-elect by Hambivert: 12:44pm On Mar 23, 2023 |
also distributed 11 trailer loads of rice to his constituency as a palliative during Covid-19 pandemic period.If he actually provided these for his constituents he is definitely a better man compared to other politicians that hoarded palliatives their father didn't provide. One thing I know is that if the North becomes progressive, Nigeria would become progressive. 10 Likes |
Family / Re: Is Spanking A Child Good Or Bad? by Hambivert: 8:39am On Mar 23, 2023 |
Spanking a child is good, the only wicked thing is when you spank the child out of anger and not for correction. I remember a woman who beat her child till the small boy died in her hands. If he hadn't died, she would have been among those parents who would brag about being strict disciplinarians. ___________________________________________ My little niece one morning decided to piss everywhere. Any room she entered that morning, she executed her plan effectively not minding if she just did that 5 seconds ago. I actually thought by then she sparogatively couldn't control her bladder, but anyway, I felt probably because she had the power to roam freely, that was why she was wrecking the havoc. I decided to carry her on my laps to restrict her movement. Lo and behold, she executed her plan effectively on my laps again. I couldn't cry. I hurriedly brought her down and dealt her some series of spanks not out of anger, but because I thought she should be able to control that incessant urination. As well as reminding her to use the toilet next time. From the day I spanked her, till this day, she does not urinate on her body again. She can now control her bladder even in her sleep. She was only 2 years old then. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Ikpeazu Hails Otti, Asks Opponents Not To Distract Gov-Elect With Litigations by Hambivert: 10:19pm On Mar 22, 2023 |
Ikpeazu, is this a subtle way of begging Alex Otti not to finish you off when he is inaugurated¿ Dede, it can't work Sir. The shege you showed Ndi Abia, the same shege you shall see. The joy in Abia state today should have been the fate of the whole of Nigeria after the February 25th Presidential election, instead of joy, everywhere was silent with grief ...but with this victory, HOPE IS ALIVE 37 Likes 2 Shares |
Career / Re: Poll: Who Is More Productive At Work? Men Or Women ? by Hambivert: 1:32pm On Mar 22, 2023 |
Other than the biological restrictions attached to womanhood, their emotional intelligence cannot be compared to that of men. Sparogatively, women have been proven to handle situations emotionally, whereas men handle the same logically. Business wise, logic leads. When God in the garden of Eden, wanted someone to run the business of taking care of his creations, he placed a man there. No man can know more than God! 69 Likes 3 Shares |
Politics / Re: Simi: Election Budget Should Have Been Used To Fix Hospitals And Schools by Hambivert: 11:46am On Mar 22, 2023 |
Over #300billion wasted. The INEC chairman is a sparogative disgrace to Yakubu's Manhood. 35 Likes 2 Shares |
Food / Re: Bush Meat Killed By My Friend On His Farm by Hambivert: 6:39pm On Mar 21, 2023 |
Civets are bred in Indonesia and some Asian countries to produce the most expensive kind of Coffees, here, sadly for them we eat them with joy. During the early days of the superstar MOD who you may know who... this thread would hit frontpage in a matter of seconds. The sparogator and anything wildlife games were 5 and 6. Interesting times they were. 47 Likes 5 Shares |
Politics / Re: Governorship Election: Lagos CP Denies Widespread Violence Claims (Video) by Hambivert: 9:55am On Mar 19, 2023 |
Political thugs have no future aside thuggery. When you see the likes of MC Oluomo, his sparogated financiers and his urchins, threatening and fighting tooth and nail to ensure their candidates win, they are only doing this for their sustained future and the death of democracy. The entire political, and socio-economic system in Nigeria needs unbundling and restructuring. It's sad but these elections once again have highlighted the shame we have felt for the entire security architecture in Nigeria. If things continue this way, I pity the future of Nigeria. 3 Likes 1 Share |
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