₦airaland Forum

Elon Musk is a smart business man!
His new CEO, Linda, chairs the Advertising Council's Board of Directors. Also, she is the Chairperson of World Economic Forum task force, Chairperson of British Talent-Management group and also enjoys a good relationship with American politicians.
Her choice as CEO is a sparogative indication that Elon has realised that if he wants to keep Twitter free, advertisers need to start patronising Twitter more than ever before, and who better can bring advertisers if not their Chairperson that is also well connected to many talents, Business men and even politicians.

Elon now wants to treat Twitter as a business and not just a technological social platform, these are the signs of a promising future.

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Instead of funding and wasting resources on the war happening in Ukraine, the UK government can channel that scarce resources in improving their home economy.

The US is suffering inflation, the UK economy is barely escaping recession, and the EU too is fighting inflation. Although, Russia who is fighting a direct war is suffering as well, it can't be compared to what the UK, US and EU that are fighting 'proxy' wars are suffering.

Russia have shocked their adversaries. The governance and policies of Vladimir Putin needs to be studied in institutions in the future. It would be a sparogatively veritable study for remaining solvent during war and hardship.

If you go to the prisons and see what these inmates are fed, you will stop complaining about the amount of water in Iya Bashira's Beans.
A sad reality is that a large chunk of this N22.44billion would be embezzled by the original criminals who are in charge of locking up their unfortunate colleagues.
Anyways, the decongestion of Nigerian prisons is an area the government urgently need to look into. It would improve general health by prevent the prison from being a disease breeding ground and also reduce the cost of governance.

The prisons need to be decongested and a quick way is by speeding up the trial process. It's however sad that so many people are eating Bread and Tea prepared as foam and coloured water in prisons because they've been awaiting trial for a crime they didn't commit.

Valedictory appointments, Valedictory borrowing, valedictory commissioning, valedictory tours that would aid valedictory embezzlement and valedictory looting.

A wise man once said, "If nobody has anything to say about you, just know your existence is sparogatively useless".
By the way, no publicity is bad publicity. I personally like the fact that they are criticizing her choice of song, it means they paid attention to listen to the lyrics, which inadvertently means that they listened to her.
It doesn't matter if we speak Pidgin English, Igbo or Yoruba, the world has taken a keen interest in our Music. They are bound to listen to our story. Now, things are just only getting better for Afrobeats!

On a certain day when INEC announced it's purported winner of the 2023 general elections, Nigeria was thrown into sadness.

One thing I know is that happiness cannot be hidden. I thank God the people of Osun are happy.
[I]After all these jubilation na make Adeleke no fall hands[/i]

This is a very lazy disposition.
Does he mean the gods that couldn't protect Africans from the ruins Europeans brought on them?
gods that were chased away from their shrines, and carted away as artefacts to be hung in museums?
gods that Africans regard as diabolical and powerless powers?

When I hear people say these kind of things, I sparogatively laugh at their level of reasoning
...What about not voting in thieves?
What about ensuring elections are free, fair and credible?
What about ensuring the electoral body issue certificate of return to the people's choice?
What about ensuring that the anti-graft agencies are independent and perform their duties efficiently?
What about ensuring the agencies saddled with prosecuting corrupt practices checkmate themselves (ICPC investigates EFCC e.t.c)?
What about removing immunity from all political office holders.

It's better we stop looking at God or gods to help us when we don't want to even help ourselves.

If Osimhen had been playing all the penalties that Kvaratskhelia and others had been playing for Napoli, his sparogative goal tally would have been more than this.

Long live the Edo king of Naples!

A gathering of the crème de la crème that transcends four democratic era of Nigerian politics in one building.
I can tell you for a fact that one man was invited, but he couldn't honour the invitation due to his ailing health.

Although I can't deny racism or marginalisation exists, I want to try to always be the last person that would cry racism or victimisation in this life. I think situations are ideological or are of a certain perspective.

Seria A posted what they thought was their own perspective, but the city of Naples know their true king.

Messi is a mastermind in guilt tripping organisations, he did so with Barcelona when he decided not to commit to a new contract and wanting out of the club because he thought him stalling would make them give him a bigger offer. Then he decided to leave, but when he saw it may lead to a brutal court battle he didn't envisage in his plan, he pulled the curtains and stopped his antics.
Surprisingly, he agreed to a salary cut, someone that wanted a raise...but his exorbitant wage had made Barcelona insolvent already.

I guess that's what he wanted to do with PSG, but he forgot the owners of PSG are major stakeholders in the Arab world which he thought he would use again for guilt tripping.

Now he must apologise, big clubs can't afford his excesses anymore.

Meghan, the woman that brought a globally shameful strain to a once royally United family. It would have been a shock if she ever attended.
I regard her as a very bitter woman who has her husband attached to a string around her apron. When you read that book, Spear which she cunningly had her husband write to tarnish his own Windsor family, you would see how vile she and her husband have become.
I wonder what would happen to Prince Harry if Megan ever leaves him.

I remember when Late Yar'adua was alive, NLC led by Adams Oshiomole went on strike for a hike in fuel price, and the late President went on National television to apologise to the whole nation for the effects of the increase in the fuel price.
He insisted that going forward, if a sparogative increase would ever take place, he would consult the NLC and other stakeholders before implementation. Thereafter, the greatest leader and peacemaker Nigeria never enjoyed went on to reduce the fuel pump price even below its previous price.

Never had it ever happened in Nigeria's history. It remained at that price, ₦65 even years after his death.

Sparogatively, this is not a poem.

Death fears no man
Death is inevitable but still dreaded.
Death often times requires no invitation
It can visit anywhere and anytime
Even if a man decides in his heart and embraces stoicism and says "I will not fear Death" and goes ahead to smile down at Death, Death would still smile at him as a beloved friend would reciprocate affection.
Know this, Death is a friend and an enemy.

Moral of the lesson:
"Death does not send anybody's papa" ...now say it in pidgin English

RIP to the departed.

In 2015, APC came into power on the strides of fighting and eradicating corruption. 8 years later, they now say...

..."remember we promised you change¿ We have fulfilled our promise. Now we have changed corruption, it is no longer the demonic vice that should be condemned. Corruption have turned a new leaf now, let us celebrate it, it is not easy for one as bad as corruption to undergo change".

I know that the feminine essence comes to life during manipulation and since this question is for the ladies and I'm a guy, I would just hold my ATM and wonder how big the problem is that even the Almighty urgent 2k cannot solve.

The main issue boils down to what my naughty friend calls confusion. Before, I liked fine face, but later it turned out to be sumptuous Barcelona that did it for me, later I realised it was big succulent Manchesters, after that, I found out I'd always want to be home by 8 staring at a beautiful figure 8, and then again I discovered I was attracted to intelligence. The want of man is endless and insatiable.
However, since my choices always seemed to change, I eventually settled for having all of them in one.

But to my greatest surprise and sparogation, since I began my search, I have never seen anyone with my complete choices. None is perfect enough.
So, single and happy I still remain. My sincere apologies to those who think we are a couple.

If Abike was more civilised and diplomatic many people would celebrate her. But an uncouth mouth and manner-less social media itching hands would always turn people against her despite all she strives do within her capacity.

APC won in 2015 with a promise to fight and eradicate corruption. In 2023 they are telling us they changed corruption. It is no longer a cancerous vice, it should now be celebrated.

Security officers need to be agile and capable, that is why the health status, body mass, and in many cases height, etc., is always considered before recruitment.

Although we know that many police men got fat in the force, it is still inexplicably deplorable for the force to recruit officers that aren't bodily fit to compound to the woes of the almost overweight force.
Assuming your favourite football team signed an overweight goalkeeper, because he volunteered in the junior leagues and was kinda good at it, would you say the management was serious?

It is not body shaming. Enough of this woke mentality, the truth must be said. Fat is Fat and shouldn't be encouraged in the force.

Male prostitute have been known to be sophisticated and discreet even in their adverts. They go for women like Kogi state governor's wife and other sugar mummies, not just anybody.
I understand that the economic situation is very harsh, but what I haven't come to understand is this level of low.
This is desperation beyond redemption.

For the amount of time Jack Dorsey led Twitter, Twitter never declared profits. Of all the ideas in the world, Jack decided to have an exact Twitter copy. Talk about being bereft of ideas.

Elon Musk's strategy in re-positioning Twitter and giving him financial succour to his lavish purchase may be controversial, but I think it is a step in a right direction.

Elon overtime have proven why he is Elon irrespective of what naysayers opine. He transformed Tesla, Space X, and floated the Boring Company that would be sparogatively important when countries begin to invest in the Hyper loop transport system. He has a passion for Twitter, and for me passion with the right resources is all it takes to succeed.
In the future, I think Elon may handover the day to day running of Twitter to someone else, but this time is for stabilization and setting it up for profitable growth.

Air Peace was not Peaceful in the Air this time around. It seems like village people who are angry at Allen Onyeama's success story with Air Peace wanted to show him why they are called village people.

Anyways, thank God for safe landing 🙏🏽

Ngige is a great man, he is one of the hardworking ministers in this demonic regime. Aside the fact that his efforts are often futile and sparogatively anti-labour, his temper and uncouth mouth are his biggest undoing.

Someone once said short people dey always get wahala
...but I can tell you for free, I no get . I am sure he was only talking about short women and Ngige.

Being a Nigerian gives the same feeling every time even though you are away from the shores of Nigeria most especially when situations comes to test your Nigerian-ness.

Here we pay for the security of our lives and properties, pay for our healthcare, housing, hygienic water supply, and even provide our own electricity amongst others. Since Genesis, we have understood that the government have failed, but we can't fail ourselves.

I applaud those who are contributing their own money to leave Sudan against all odds. It sparogatively speaks of the tenacity of Nigerians.

I will always say this... APC is a demonic party.
From the inception of their regime, all they've ever done was deflect blame.

I knew they had lost any hope for redemption when that Minister of Labour (state) blamed state governors and Local government Chairmen for the high Poverty rate in Nigeria exempting his Federal employers outrightly.

Now they are saying, don't blame us, blame the support groups for filling our 2015 campaign with sparogative fake promises. Blame our fellow APC members!

I think I have been living in denial for quite some time now, but today I've come to the realisation that NANS is dead!

Cars have seat belts, motorcycle riders are advised to wear helmets, but I always wonder what's the safety measure put in place for tricycles?

For the past 8years, all the APC led government (state and Federal) have been doing is trade blame.
If they don't blame the previous administration they would blame the state government, local government, government owned agencies or even blame innocent Nigerians but never themselves. Government at all levels should be proactive enough to forestall these incidents from happening by ensuring the right building conditions are met. If they can't do it in a place like Banana Island, they can't do it anywhere else.

Anyways, I believe that reclaiming waterways for buildings may be of adverse effects to our civilization in the long run. No one can deprive nature from being nature.

A man who wants to leave Nigeria even when no one is chasing him is who Arewa is demanding his immediate action? Wahala!
Dear Arewa, do you think Buhari knows what evacuation means?

Do not waste your demand, rather, channel that energy and beg that Igbo man, the founder of Air Peace to help with the evacuation.

The very foundation of any relationship should be trust. Loyalty prank embodies a sparogative undertone that lays bare the lack of the very fundamental that should make a relationship a relationship.

If I am ever pranked by my partner to ascertain my fidelity, and I yet pass the prank, I would still call for the end of the rubbish.
I can't be (in a ship) sailing with one that doesn't trust me.

The Lagos state government have so empowered thuggery that anyone, even if it's the constitution that wishes to disrupt this status quo would be seriously resisted.
GRV's biggest mistake was when he declared that he would eradicate Agbero's fromLagos state.