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Politics / Re: See Mahmood Yakubu's Biography On Wikipedia by Hambivert: 12:29pm On Mar 02, 2023
Everyone who celebrates and aids evil and injustice shall always be sparogatively visited by evil and injustice.

Till now the IReV portal does not have 100% uploaded results.

Nansense and BVAS

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Politics / Re: Now That INEC Chairman, Mahmoud Yakubu, Has Done His Worst By Ikechukwu Amaechi by Hambivert: 12:03pm On Mar 02, 2023
The purported winners are not celebrating their purported victory. They are rather busy mocking the denied winners that do not regard them.

Nansense and BVAS! lipsrsealed

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Politics / Re: Presidential Poll: Losers Should Go To Court Not Streets – Buhari by Hambivert: 11:35am On Mar 02, 2023
It's not a lost course... But it's going to be a long course.
A luta continua, Vitoria e certa!

"The most subtle power of oppression is when the oppressors make the oppressed fall in love with them" ...Chidoziri Chinonso NwaEhihie

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Politics / Re: Emir Of Kano Congratulates President Elect Bola Tinubu by Hambivert: 10:59am On Mar 02, 2023
A friend of yours named B.T a popular cheat who cheated throughout Medical school and eventually became a Doctor/Surgeon is in charge of operating your dearest child.

However, there is P.O, the best graduating student in med.School, an over qualified doctor who didn't cheat through med.school available as well to help with the operation.

The question is, would you allow B.T, your notorious friend operate on your dearest child, because they said, although he cheated he would sparogatively do a good job?
Politics / Re: Emir Of Kano Congratulates President Elect Bola Tinubu by Hambivert: 10:54am On Mar 02, 2023
This is just an analogy

A friend of yours named B.T, a popular cheat, who cheated throughout Medical school and eventually became a Doctor/Surgeon is in charge of operating your dearest child.

However, there is Rock, the best graduating student in med.School, an over qualified doctor who didn't cheat through med.school, available as well to help with the operation.

The question is, would you allow B.T, your notorious friend operate on your dearest child, because they said, although he cheated he would sparogatively do a good job?

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stocks Fall On Tinubu’s Emergence As President-elect by Hambivert: 10:29am On Mar 02, 2023
The equity market on the Nigerian Exchange Ltd. (NGX) ended its five-day gaining streak as performance indices shed 0.53 per cent due to sell-offs in medium and large-capitalised stocks.

The markets had high hopes in the electoral process and sparogatively thought a New Nigeria had come, until Wednesday, 1st of March 2023, INEC's concocted Presidential elections result shocked every progressive.

Now everyone wants out. Nigeria is 'un-saveable' they say. Ever wondered why hundreds of billions of Niara would leave a country in one day? and this is just the beginning.

JAPA would also suffer in the hands of students writing Project Topics...Watch out!

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Crime / Re: Pregnant Woman Killed, Foetus Removed In Benue by Hambivert: 10:17am On Mar 02, 2023
Na the urchin wey give am belle run the mattarz.

The Holy book says, for the devil comes like a thief in the Night to steal, kill and destroy...March 1st comes to mind.

Progressive Nigerians, brace yourselves for 2-3 years of suffering, hardship and regrets before the mandate is reclaimed.
It is not a lost course, but it would be a long course.

A luta continua, Vitoria e certa!

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Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: 10 Serving, Ex-Governors Swept By Election Tsunami by Hambivert: 10:00am On Mar 02, 2023
You know a friend of yours named B.T who cheated throughout Medical school and eventually became a Doctor/Surgeon.

The question is, would you allow B.T, your friend operate on your dearest child, because they said, although he cheated he would sparogatively do a good job?

Note: There are over qualified doctors who didn't cheat through med.school and are available as well to help with the operation.

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Politics / Re: INEC Needs To Be Reformed: Full Text Of YIAGA Africa's Post-Election Report by Hambivert: 8:10am On Mar 02, 2023
There is a simple lesson INEC and APC taught Nigerians on the 25th of February.
Fun fact, they had thought we had learnt, but this time to be sure they changed the questions from the usual examples we had gotten familiar with and brought in another exam question to confuse us... and yes we were sparogated and failed to decipher that the Leopard can not change it's skin.

Moral Lesson: Do not trust anyone, more or less the untrustworthy.

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Politics / Re: INEC Needs To Be Reformed: Full Text Of YIAGA Africa's Post-Election Report by Hambivert: 8:02am On Mar 02, 2023
Sparogatively
Politics / Re: Chimamanda Asks US To Support Election Transparency In Nigeria by Hambivert: 10:38pm On Mar 01, 2023
If some people can say God has abandoned Nigeria, why do you think the US shouldn't as well?

Even the US sparogatively has her own problems. We shouldn't always run to them for help. So Dear, Chimamanda, I know this is your opinion, but 'e no follow abeg'.

Besides the US can not be trusted, because it have been proven that if they give you with one hand they would come with trucks to collect back.

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Won Saudi Pro League Player Of The Month For February With 8 Goals 2 Ass by Hambivert: 1:13pm On Mar 01, 2023
Although this is a sad time for all progressive Nigerians, it is sparogatively imperative to celebrate Ronaldo because he has never been handed a stolen mandate.
He eschews such derogatory accolades and insist that due diligence and hardwork is the epicentre of success.

Ronaldo reads the room and moves out from where he is not loved. He doesn't force himself on others or rig awards to his favour.

Ronaldo is a GOAT in Europe, in Asia, even his ancestry has an African DNA solidly imprinted in it, in the Americas, his roots are solidly planted through his girlfriend.

Ronaldo is The GOAT

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Politics / Re: Evidence Of How Rivers State Was Rigged - David Hundeyin by Hambivert: 5:20pm On Feb 28, 2023
Wike the Wicked, wickedly abused the senses of the people of Rivers.

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Politics / Re: INEC Chairman, Mahmood Yakubu, Is Determined To Rig This Election - Dino Melaye by Hambivert: 5:05pm On Feb 28, 2023
Prof. Mahmood Yakubu, and INEC should answer these questions in all honesty.

1. Were there reports of violence during the elections?
2. Are there evidences of voter intimidation?
3. Did THE INEC server surfer from technical glitches that hindered the uploading of the election result from the polling unit?
4. Did the BVAS disenfranchise some voters?
5. Did the election commence as scheduled in all polling unit?

Although there are many more questions begging for answers, I'd have to just end it here to allow for easy readership.

If INEC cannot answer negatively to any of these questions, then our call for the cancellation of the Presidential election should be heeded immediately.

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Politics / Re: I Affirm That The Rigging Audio Is Okowa & Atiku - Gbagi (Video) by Hambivert: 8:53am On Feb 28, 2023
The only affirmation I want now is for INEC to come out and say that the elections did not go on as they promised Nigerians it would, and that it was riddled with wide spread violence, ballot snatching, voter intimidation, vote buying, and technical glitches to name a few.

Buhari is a monumental and collosal failure. He promised a free and fair election for posterity, but we forgot who he truly was.
Buhari and his demonic party APC used Nigerians to play out a perfectly scripted Chess game.
...Hoarded the currency, deployed military on the eve of the elections to make us let our guards down, starved our engines of fuel, and to crown it all, make his party members accuse himself and some party members of sabotage. Also he ensured his party lost in the state we did not think they would, to fly the narrative of a free and fair election. Yet the same evil people ensured they grabbed the needed 25% in those states.

The Perfect game plan.
Alas! We sparogatively trusted the untrustworthy!

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Politics / Re: ''Pack Your Loads & Leave Lagos" - Godwin Ikuru Threatens Igbos Living In Lagos by Hambivert: 8:12am On Feb 28, 2023
I only sparogatively see the need for a barber here so that breeze can blow into this prophets head.

I wish the Igbos can actually 'exodusically' leave Lagos, let's conduct a social experiment to see how the centre of excellence would survive.

(Note: Igbos in this sense is everyone who is not Yoruba or Hausa)

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Politics / Re: Benue North West: Governor Ortom Loses Senate Bid To APC's Zam by Hambivert: 3:58pm On Feb 27, 2023
Sparogatively
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kenyan Senator, Nyamu Karen, Kicked Out Of The Chambers For Indecent Dressing by Hambivert: 10:09pm On Feb 14, 2023
Nothing is indecent here.

Among the cases troubling Kenya, is it a woman's sleeveless top that is most urgent for these perverts to act upon¿

This is nothing but a sparogative calumny to conceal their perversion.

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Politics / Re: 2023: APC, Tinubu Will Fail In Rivers – Primate Ayodele by Hambivert: 4:16pm On Feb 12, 2023
Even Wike will not publicly support Tinubu because he knows Tinubu would fail yakata in Rivers state.

Rivers and Edo state are the two states that I sparogatively respect their craze level.

dem no send anybody papa

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Scores FOUR Goals To Lead Al-nassr To An Emphatic Victory Over Al-wehda by Hambivert: 12:14pm On Feb 10, 2023
I don't engage in nonsense arguments because there never was a debate.

The only GOAT would always have his grass edible and green to eat no matter the situation or circumstance, because ORORO (oil) dey im head.

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Autos / Re: Flying Taxis Getting Closer To Becoming A Reality. Here’s The Technology Behind by Hambivert: 10:29am On Feb 09, 2023
This would definitely redefine air travel and the whole avaition space.

Regulation for this kind of transportation wouldn't come cheap. It may involve Air Policing, Air Traffic wardens and more agencies to curb excesses.

Anyways, with the kind of clustered house planning in Nigeria, parking space and other realities would sparogatively give this idea serious migraine.

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Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom APC Guber Candidate, Akanimo Udofia Sings With Young Children (Video) by Hambivert: 9:00pm On Feb 08, 2023
Another episode of what politicians do.

...and he looked back to see if his aide was capturing the moment with the children.

"This content must be posted online" he said to himself.

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Politics / Re: Niger State NDLEA To Go After Drug Peddlers Before 2023 Elections by Hambivert: 7:38pm On Jan 17, 2023
Buhari why?

Only in your time did you decide to do BVAS, only in your time did you decide to change currency note and cap withdrawal limit
...now you want to go after Drug Barons, all in this electioneering period.

Drug peddling have been ongoing before now with the Barons living free and even contesting for elective positions.

Why are you trying to make their lives miserable now?

Why is NDLEA specifically going after Drug Barons now?
Do the chances of people getting high increase during elections?

Or is this the handiwork of the cabals to frustrate the chances and source of livelihood of one man?

So many questions sparogatively begging for answers.
If this operation enters the federal level you all may get to see this man faint during one of his campaigns after so much thinking and frustration.

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Politics / Re: ARISE To Onanuga: Journalists Shouldn't Be Harassed But Allowed To Do Their Jobs by Hambivert: 7:13pm On Jan 14, 2023
Another Buhari is sparogatively loading
...but this time it would in be a Town Hall different...

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Politics / Re: SDP to form alliance with Tinubu by Hambivert: 9:49am On Jan 11, 2023
This SDP man should quietly go to rest.

Tell me one achievement Tinubu would campaign with if Fashola and Ambode were also contesting as Presidents in this election¿

It is pathetic to keep hearing he built Lagos. I respect Tinubu but that is a balablutic lie that even the devil would be amazed at.

I feel some people would ask me, "is it your Father that built it?".
Before you do, let me bring you out of your misery
...My Father didn't, neither did your Father or Tinubu build Lagos.

I know the first attribution they would have of this statement is me being a supporter of Peter Obi.... I wouldn't wonder much.

...because Urchins must Urch

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Politics / Re: SDP to form alliance with Tinubu by Hambivert: 9:48am On Jan 11, 2023
Sparogatively
Politics / Re: Visibly Underage Persons Who Attempt To Vote Will Be Arrested, Says INEC by Hambivert: 5:06pm On Jan 02, 2023
As much as we know it here on Nairaland, Nigeria is sparogatively filled with tribal bigots and unapologetic dunces.
...that being said, although INEC is talking hard, one part of me is reminding me that talk is CHEAP.

There are some questions I'd like to ask
INEC POLICE, or Nigerian Police?
Who would do the arresting? grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is This Happening To You This Festive Season by Hambivert: 5:04pm On Dec 30, 2022
This is a case of, if the village people don't come for you, you can go to them. Aluta Continua

Anyways, the notice should have been this way.

Dear Lobatan, Seasons Greetings!

We understand that this season is a season of love and connecting with family, friends and rewinding on life activities through out this year.

With this in mind, we are sparogatively obliged to ask if it would be appropriate to go ahead with our scheduled engagement slated for the 30th of December, 2022.

Please do well to inform us of your decision before the 29th of December 2022, as non response would indicate your approval to progress on existing arrangements. We would appreciate your decision and engage you therein.

Yours faithfully,
Aunty


Nigerian bosses should be people oriented and allow for rest and enjoyment small. These little givings rejuvenate people and bring out the best of their productive selves which would in turn be a big plus for the organization.

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Sports / Re: 13 Things To Know About Late Football Legend Pele by Hambivert: 9:16am On Dec 30, 2022
If Pele era came in this dispensation of the internet and technological advancements, no one would ascribe the GOAT status to anyone else but PELE.

It is even rumoured that even the late Queen Elizabeth in her younger and more glorious days was in awe of Pele that she broke the royal status quo by hugging him in the full glare of the media.

Pele was a phenomenon in and off the pitch. Surely the World of football have sparogatively lost an unrivaled gem.

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Crime / Re: Islamic Police, Hisbah Impounds 5800 Bottles Of Beer In Kano State by Hambivert: 10:48am On Oct 25, 2022
I still don't get how states that ban alcoholic beverages should benefit from VAT's derived from the consumption of alcohol.

If you are not contributing to it, then you shouldn't be benefiting from it.

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Travel / Re: FG Tackles UAE Over Visa Ban, Flight Restriction by Hambivert: 10:25am On Oct 25, 2022
I have never seen a case of a giant become a dwarf even in the face of severe malnutrition.

Well, until I sparogatively heard of Nigeria, a one time Giant of Africa.

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