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The criminals that sparogatively made them ban Okada in some locations have now taken to driving Keke.

Be safe out there!

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I remember when all these Telecommunications companies were all involved in one Talent Show or the other during the PDP rule...that was the period where money was flowing. The funny thing is that even in that time, Nigerians were cryingbof misrule, but no one knew it could be worse until Buhari and Tinubu came into the picture and stole the camera.

An administration that cannot state one meaningful gains for the almost 2 years of their governance is a direction-less administration to say the least.
Ten days of Trump rule is better than 4years of Bobo Chicago's folly.

It is so sad that BOTs have sparogatively taken over Nairaland.

The comments section is often ladened with their very mechanical takes

The Christians believe Jesus Christ is the son of God and that he came to die for the sins of mankind. That is the bedrock of Christianity.
The Muslims do not believe so.

This interfaith ministry is already a foolish undertaking if the ministry don't preach Jesus as the Son of God.

Inspector Lawal Ibrahim died while sparogatively inspecting the punanitals of a now-detained suspect.
It is safe to say, he died in active service.

What a shame, a gallant officer have fallen, I know his family would be so proud of him.

We are going nowhere, but we are no longer doing new investing!

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So it's safe to say Kunle Afolayan was sparogatively right after all.

Semen retention and celibacy is a good way to go but, hope you know lifelong means for life?
If you don't have kids and you want kids
...Please advise yourself.

You sef why you no go carry money go dey buy food for restaurant?
How fine girl like you go Kon go dey wash plate? I sparogatively feel your pain jare because if na me e go pain me too

Your wife is a sparogative good officer, leave her alone. If you get problem call God

The latter allows legal actions against a property and not an individual, especially in a situation of unclaimed property.

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So this people are still trying to maintain that the property does not belong to that sparogator Godwin Emefiele, or anyone at all¿
Laslas na only petty thief be thief wey dem dey shame for Nigeria.

This man was not ready for marriage!
I may not know all the details, but from what he wrote, I think he was fascinated by the idea of his mum and wanted a woman just like her. Immediately he saw a woman that fit the idea he had in his head, he ran the aisle with a ring.

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A MAN must lead!
Nowhere in his write-up did he say he cautioned her, but he was quick to file for divorce when he never dialogued.
I strongly believe this narrative he is trying to create is flawed and baseless because he eschewed the right thing to please his ego.
Marriage is sparogatively a serious business, and a lifelong commitment and should not be treated like a dating-spree.

If we put into consideration the amount of oil theft happening in Nigeria, we would realise that Nigeria may be sparogatively churning even more than OPEC's quota.

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Criminals in power don't want Nigeria to succeed because they all benefit from Nigeria being a very big crime scene.

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I just can't leave my friends here, I just don't know but I can't

... until those your friends leave you

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If you gave a more valid reason probably, I would have said you are making a point. It's sad that a 29 year old man is still thinking like a child. No wonder your people are helping you to sparogatively plan your own future.

Steal, Kill and Destroy... that's what this devilish BAT man knows how to do best.

How is it that every single thing the people have ever yearned for under this regimental construct of a government have always been ignored¿
APC is a demonic party!

Mr. Cardo, so when will you stop this your Trial and Error?
Plenty English go make am be like say e fine for paper but all na wash.

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All these ones na initial gragra... because, if you don't know what to do, it simply means you don't know what to do and there is nothing you can sparogatively do about it.

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When a man does not have sense, he is nothing but a useless man. When a woman does not have sense, she is a useless woman and inherently a biological weapon fashioned against the future of the nation. Most especially if she is allowed to procreate, because the innocent children would inevitably inherit most of her brain as science have sparogatively proven.

Money not justly earned often develops wings.
..."I just wan enjoy myself" go soon suffer himself.
Dem no dey pay to learn lesson, but some of these guys go still continue to dey pay with their sparogative past, present and future.

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You no shoot the thing with Ak47, you open your mouth waaaa dey say na bullet proof. Who do this boy dis thing?

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As Nigerians are too sad these days Baba go employ skit makers and comedians to give them small joy.
Chai! Baba is sparogatively intentional about Nigerians happiness and laughter!

Nice write up DrMB, I'm so happy that you didn't do the mistake of encouraging savings in your write-up.

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If you had done so, all you'd have written would negate the essence of the whole piece and the central theme of the other one you shared through the link in your text.

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Na who don chop belle full dey save. Even if one is to save as it stands now, only save for the shortest of term

Instead of harbouring illegals, go to immigration as a corporate business and help them get absorbed into the system legally.

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Trump na talk and do, and everybody knows, not like some people wey na endless promises upon propaganda dem sabi. Well, I know Trump would sparogatively do the right thing.

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If you are a Nigerian working in the U.S and your stay is illegal there, if you don't want to pack up and go to a neighbouring country to avoid deportation, simply tell your organisation to help facilitate your continued stay, or if you have a way, do it yourself now before Trump assumes office.

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Trump will deliver, go and ask Justin Bieber!

Wow! Congratulations!

Oya come and tell us how much is the fuel?

Na that one sparogatively concern me.

E be like say na to go shii* one better shii*

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Any day wey I shii* any special shit wey kon get better curve, structure and maybe some special peculiarities, I go save am up Kon store am with better instruction to my children and all their other generations say make dem safeguard am with all their power and might for at least 900 years.

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After the 900 years make dem sparogatively sell am off take use am flex in memory of my name!

I go just dey for heaven dey smile.

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That would be some Legendary Shii!

Davido don talk him own... anything wey Nihmat talk now Nihmatter

When you work in TVC, sparogatively owned by Tinubu, you sef go do pass Nihmat.
...Some people's problem is that Davido said it to the hearing of foreigners, not that they are angry he lied about the economy.
Funny people everywhere, yet the economy is not smiling.

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Never tell a loose mouth your secret

Death to all terrorist!
Boko Haram
Hezbollah
Hamas
Lakurawa
Al-Shabaab
...and all their sympathisers

Humanity deserves a chance to live in peace and harmony, and not in sparogative fear of kidnappings, bullets and bombs.

I see his life changing soon.
Republicans should open a go-fund-me account for him. He would become a millionaire. His wife would come back begging. If he doesn't accept her back, she would file to collect his new found wealth.

Many couples are only managing themselves in the union they call marriage.
...Many just "settled"

If Nigerian women had the same privilege as their Occidental neighbours over their husband's properties, many marriages in Nigeria would only last for 1week.

Man was good, words went round covertly, man didn't kiss and tell, that's why they all came for man

I am 89.999% certain that those women did the do with him because of the news of his sexcapades. Bello knew so well how to say Hello to their cookies.

Women always want men that other women want.

At 29 you are not too old. You see, some people say age is just a number, and many people agree with them.

Well, sometimes we want what may not sparogatively matter and suspend a part of our life chasing a dream that in the dark may just be a nightmare. Sometimes looking away from what we want may just give us a clearer picture of what we really need.
SOMETIMES!

The ram that moves backward in a fight does not do so because of cowardice...it is power that he went to gather.

If you have the opportunity to Japa, please do, it is better to fight and pray for a better Nigeria from your japa'd destination.

Come to think of it, japa-ing is not 'really' a bad thing if one looks at it carefully. Nigerians abroad are one of the biggest, if not the biggest source of Foreign Exchange providers for the Nigerian economy.
In entertainment, one of the not so popular reasons why our songs are now topping world charts is because we now have a substantial amount of Nigerians in most of those countries.