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Crime / Re: Ayomide Adeleye Handed Over To Police By The Army In Lagos (Photo) by Hambivert: 4:05pm On Sep 05
A boy just born in 2001 of yesterday don turn serial killer and kidnapper?

APC have really dealt terribly with Nigerians.

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Politics / Re: Federal Government Discloses Plan To Impose Zero-Rated Tax On Food by Hambivert: 3:54pm On Sep 05
The first and main solution to curb food inflation is by sparogatively guaranteeing the security of lives and properties of farmers with actionable measures and not propaganda.
If you remove taxes and farmers still don't have access to their farms, wouldn't it be like sharing a cup of rice to a man that his problem is how to buy fuel?

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Crime / Re: Abuja Task Force Arrests Cows Wandering The Streets (Pics/Video) by Hambivert: 11:38am On Sep 05
Normally Rivers people stubborn na why cultism full there anyhow with Wike wey no kon dey hear word.
As you dey arrest animal husbandry like this now if the real owners of Nigeria face you, Husbandman, shey you go fit stand?

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Politics / Re: Welcoming Ceremony For President Bola Tinubu In China (Photos And Videos) by Hambivert: 5:17pm On Sep 03
Imagine Tinubu sign a deal to sell off Nigeria to China...just imagine

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Crime / Re: How Do I Go About A Local Romance Scammer by Hambivert: 3:20pm On Sep 03
Your brother? Ok, it is well
Recovery of the funds is secondary...the main issue is
...how can you sparogatively condone and forgive a serial cheat?

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Politics / Re: We’re Proposing Law To Increase VAT To 10% –presidential Tax C’mtee by Hambivert: 12:21pm On Sep 03
There have been no positive achievement since Tinubu's led APC government assumed office, so now he has to increase IGR and ceremoniously tag it his achievement.

This is Tinubu's led Lagos State model, rinse and repeat.

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Romance / Re: How To Reduce High Libido by Hambivert: 2:30pm On Aug 19
Having sex at an early age messed up with your brain. Food and nutritional changes may only do little if your psyche is still neglected.
This is a mental something. See it as that

Take your mind away from things that make you think about sex.
quickly engage in other activities when you think of it
Always procrastinate making that booty call
Seek counseling
Get spiritual- life is spiritual

Understand that if you want to stop, you would stop. The mind is man's greatest asset. Your libido controlling you is just an indication that you don't have control of the mind when it comes to sexual matters.
Sexual energy is the strongest energy in humans, it creates man, and it also destroys man.
Crime / Re: Libyan Driver Arrested By Police For Smuggling Of Six Nigerian Women by Hambivert: 9:25am On Aug 14
The one who was posing is Un-remorsefully a Japarian.
There watch word is "Japa or Die trying".
Politics / Re: 10 Things Tinubu Said In Public Broadcast by Hambivert: 8:13am On Aug 04
My sparogative take after painfully wasting 20 minutes of my time.
How can a man who surrounds himself with ethnic bigots and even pays his urchins to destabilise the polity using ethnic slurs say there is no place for ethnic bigotry. Wow Miracle no dey tire Jesus!
To those who have taken undue advantage of this situation to threaten any section of this country, be warned: The law will catch up with you. There is no place for ethnic bigotry or such threats in the Nigeria we seek to build.”

The major cause of this protest is hunger, and the major cause of the hunger is the increase in the price of food items which is as a result of many farmers not being able to access their farms due to insecurity caused by widespread banditry. Instead of this man to address the root cause, he is boldly telling us that he is creating more avenues to loot.
We are providing incentives to farmers to increase food production at affordable prices.

After all the unending gallivanting, burning Aero fuels, and feeding yourself and all your delegates with tax payers money, it's only 500+ million dollars you can boast of?
Investors are coming back, and we have already seen two Foreign Direct Investments signed of over half a billion dollars since then.”

This right here is the biggest lie to mathematics and critical reasoning. Big amounts of allocation that amounts to nothing due to the astronomical inflation caused by failed and foolish policies?
It has also led to our State, and Local Governments receiving the highest allocations ever in our country’s history from the Federation Account.”

This administrations and audio promises, just like the ₦40,000 bag of rice no one knows where they are selling it.
“To this end, we will be distributing a million kits of extremely low or no cost to commercial vehicles that transport people and goods and who currently consume 80% of the imported PMS and AGO.”

How can Tinubu who heaped praises on Buhari's administration say he would be rebuilding the foundation. So what did Buhari that you MADE president do for the past 8 years? APC is nothing but a demonic party that will only continue to fail Nigerians.
In the past 14 months, our government has made significant strides in rebuilding the foundation of our economy to carry us into a future of plenty and abundance.

After all said, I only deduced that Tinubu's government is without direction or vision and shamelessly out of touch with reality!

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Family / Re: If They Shoot Us We Will Not Retaliate...Day 2 #endbadgovernance Lagos Team by Hambivert: 2:03pm On Aug 02
Fair point
...but in whatever you do, avoid being shot at

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Crime / Re: Man Faces Public Humiliation For Stealing 3 Generators (video) by Hambivert: 6:09pm On Jul 31
This doesn't look like a painful humiliation.
His face is still looking well aligned.
If this were to happen somewhere in PH, a roasted goat would have been better than him.

Kudos to those who caught him for trying to be civil, but next time try give him a Chinese makeover.

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Sports / Re: Crisis Hits Team Nigeria’s Camp As Ministry, NOC Fight Over Kits by Hambivert: 5:54pm On Jul 31
The amount of money for the undisclosed deal is definitely the cause of the fight.
Everything about the leadership of Nigeria under APC is fantastically and sparogatively corrupt.

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Celebrities / Re: Onyeka Onwenu's Sons Announce The Death Of The "Elegant Stallion" by Hambivert: 12:57pm On Jul 31
Rest in Power, powerful woman!
Nigerians this time constantly need to play and put on repeat your song "You and I will live as one" to help quell the division some unscrupulous and sparogative elements are using to divide Nigerians.

You will be long remembered.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Defeats Australia 75 - 62 In Women's Olympic Basketball by Hambivert: 3:17pm On Jul 29
Fine Fine gehs.

Wave the Flag high, forget those yeye polithiefcians

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Typhoon Gaemi Hits China After Deaths In Taiwan And Philippines by Hambivert: 8:58pm On Jul 25
Nigeria, a beautiful landscape flowing with milk and honey. Here would have been paradise on earth if we and our leaders were a honest and corrupt-free bunch.

Quite sad that our natural disaster is Bad Leadership and eternal widespread corruption.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Govt Hires & Pays Northern Group To Destabilise Protest - SaharaReporters by Hambivert: 11:24am On Jul 23
Whenever you hear Tinubu is a master strategist, it's simply because of things like this.

His greatest intention is to strategically zombify Nigerians like he did to the residents of Eko government house.

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Food / Re: Lady Fumes As Kilishi She Bought Turns Out to be Rubber by Hambivert: 4:48pm On Jul 16
Nothing in Nigeria is real anymore. Except Suffering, hardship and desperation.
Many Nigerians will do anything for money.

Few months ago when I visited Sokoto, I bought Kilishi and started sucking on it to savour the sweetness before chewing. Before long, the "meat" had disappeared.

How? Why? I didn't really understand so I took another flesh and sucked again.
It was then I knew I was just licking sweet packaged as Kilishi.

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Politics / Re: Tension As Soldiers Lay Siege On Aba, Markets Shut by Hambivert: 5:34am On Jun 01
Why not the North too?
The Nigerian Army is a formidable source that specializes in reprisal attacks
...but when it comes to the North everything goes South.

The killers and terrorists have done theirs and fled, now it's market people and children that are bearing the brunt.

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Politics / Re: One Year In Office: Tinubu’s Score Card (Photos) by Hambivert: 10:55am On May 29
"Rate me after one Year", when he already knows he has failed.

APC is a demonic party, Buhari made it clear, yet the gullible ones didn't see anything wrong.
Tinubu's most vocal promise during campaign was to continue from where Buhari stopped and unsurprisingly to me that is exactly what he is doing.

The only reason I'd agree to the "Red Card" for rating Tinubu's unprogressive administration is because, that is what we would quickly understand.
But the truth is, Tinubu's administration is not deserving of a Red card. In football, a red card would keep you suspended for a couple of games, to play after the suspension elapses. But Tinubu doesn't deserve to govern a nation at all.

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Business / Re: It's Not Our Intention To Defend The Naira - Cardoso Speaks On Foreign Reserves by Hambivert: 10:18pm On Apr 17
Nigeria, under this government do not have any solid fiscal policy. Everything seems to be tentatively driven. No great Nation can depend on that.

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Family / Re: Houston Woman Divorces Her Brain Dead Husband, Then Adopts Him by Hambivert: 8:48pm On Apr 03
I don't know how to react to this story, it has a sparogative paradoxical feel. It's wrongly the right decision she made.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Senegal Election Results: Opposition's Diomaye Faye Leads Race For Presidency by Hambivert: 4:49pm On Mar 25
The first set of tallies announced on television showed Mr Faye had won the majority of votes, triggering widespread street celebrations in the capital, Dakar.

Supporters set off fireworks, waved Senegalese flags and blew vuvuzelas.

During the just concluded elections in Nigeria, there was widespread gloom and quietness in Nigeria when the purported winner was announced.
Senegal's recent election that haven't been officially announced as at this time, can be used as a social experiment to highlight human reactions when their popular opinion(votes) counts.

Pick any meaning you want from this statement as you please

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel’s Netanyahu Rebuffs US Plea To Halt Rafah Offensive. by Hambivert: 8:20am On Mar 23
Irrespective of varying opinions about Israel's advancement in Palestine territories, no one can downplay the fact that Israel's leadership is a determined force in fishing and exterminating terrorists which is a far cry in what we sprogatively have in Nigeria, where the FG and the military pamper Terrorists, their sympatizers and Bandits wrecking havoc everyday.

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Nairaland / General / Re: How To Survive This Current Situation In Nigeria by Hambivert: 1:11pm On Mar 22
The No. 9 point should be "Stop being your own problem. VOTE WISELY!"

Our choices always matter. The day our choices would stop counting is when we are already long gone from this world.
Our problem in this country is leadership. Yet many of us still look for ways to sparogatively exonerate the bad leadership that have compounded on Buhari's woes.

I think this is the ultimate guide to being a better citizen..."Stop being your own problem. VOTE WISELY!"
Don't let hypocrisy, ethnicity and religion blind you to the truth. Come election, vote with your sense...and if your sense is tilting towards hypocrisy, ethnicity, and religion, then borrow sense from well meaning Nigerians.
We should only vote in people who are accountable, available, and have a clear and detailed road map for leading Nigeria. Nigeria doesn't need a political messaiah, it's the people who need to realise the amount of power they wield in their hands.

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Celebrities / Re: Over 100 Police Guard Me Daily - Shallipopi As He Clashes With Police Officer by Hambivert: 12:02pm On Mar 21
We know Nigerian Police can overdo but should man be angry because of a normal routine check?
I believe it's pride that wants to sparogatively finish this young man here.

"Over 100 policemen guard me daily".
...Why were they not guarding you now. So today isn't part of the daily?

Every man can be humble, but humility is not humbility.

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Crime / Re: Ekiti Woman Nabbed For Selling Baby For ₦‎2 Million by Hambivert: 8:12am On Mar 01
Day 1: Hit the Ground Running
Day 2: Continue Running
Day 3: Don't Rest

The above is the sparogative statement that some failed to realise it's meaning.
Eyes are clearing gradually.

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Romance / Re: My Babe Is Prettier Than Most Instagram Babes. But She Hates The Camera by Hambivert: 5:07pm On Feb 28
My uncle said the same
My Pastor said the same
It is rumoured that Moses Bliss also said the same too.
Alahji Usman went ahead to marry Amina his third wife, because she fine pass the others

Even 'Beholder' is sprogatively tired of beholding fine fine girls, because dem plenty.
Dear OP, no be only your woman fine. My own wey fine I tell you?

Looking for beauty alone is a sign of perennial confusion
Proverbs 31:30
“Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting..."

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Politics / Re: FG Launches CNG-Powered Buses In Abuja by Hambivert: 4:38pm On Feb 28
This is a good initiative, no doubt, but the limited number of Compressed Natural Gas stations may limit the effectiveness of this project. Also hands need to be trained in installation, maintenance and repair of CNG vehicles.

In Nigeria, an increase in demand sparogatively equates to an increase in the price of a commodity. That's how it works here. If certain policies are not put in place, cost of living for people who have relied on products of Natural and Petroleum gases may increase.

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Politics / Re: Geometric Power Project Dear To My Heart, Will Rejuvenate Economic - Gov Otti by Hambivert: 3:25pm On Feb 27
Nigeria has what it takes to be great, but Nepotism, Tribal sentiments, Corruption have sidelined us to the corridors of Mediocrity.

We know the problem, we've always known
...but we don't want the Solution

Congratulations to Ndị Abia. More private firms need to venture into the energy sector and make the East sustainable.

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Politics / Re: Emefiele: Witness Confirms $6.2m Payment For Foreign Election Observers by Hambivert: 8:58pm On Feb 12
It is sad that Emefiele was a willing tool in the hands of his adversaries. Sadly, he sided with the loosing team. However I strongly believe his case is a case of 'individualised witch hunting'. He alone couldn't have stolen, but where are the others?

Sparogatively, Emefiele and Cardoso are all of the same bunch of clueless men. Cardoso has turned the CBN to a trial-test fire brigade unit with his trial and error policies.

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Politics / Re: Bwala: President Tinubu Is Better Than UK Prime Minister, Rishi Sunak by Hambivert: 8:41pm On Feb 12
England and the whole of the UK would reject Tinubu on every ground.

Give Bwala food... He would sing and dance for you

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Sports / Re: Full List: Afcon 2023 Awards by Hambivert: 12:13pm On Feb 12
I celebrated when Nigeria scored first, I am a Nigerian after all, but I asked myself what is the point of winning?
Nigeria suffers compounding inflation, different forms of insecurity, corruption and many more scathing vices and all we craved for was a temporary succour that the win would have brought.

I understand we should separate politics from football, but our economy shouldn't be referred to as politics. It is every aspect of what makes us live and survive. Not politics.

I rejoice in our defeat, because probably, the sprogative veil of illusion a victory would have brought, have been lifted, and maybe, probably, we wouldn't be distracted by the frivolities a win would have compounded on us. Now, I believe our sufferings would continue to glare upon us without distractions.

Hopefully, we'd wake up from our sleep and realize that without us the government cannot mess with our economy wrongly. The sad truth is ...Nigerians are easily distracted.

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